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Romance / Re: Dating A Married Man? by benz190: 10:15pm On Mar 16, 2010
come to abuja

there is no single lady that dosent have @lest 2 aristo's to her name!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by benz190: 10:13pm On Mar 16, 2010
luizworld:

tongue hope u will be a good gurl 2day tongue
^^
I hope ure not trying 2 steal my wifey!
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys Always In Love With Their Ex by benz190: 10:11pm On Mar 16, 2010
wat is left in the well to be drilled again? reall men dont do no go backs! real men , make sure dey drill the hole so wide open that any thot of goin back gets em sick!!!!

u drill a well, and u pass it on so that others can pick the crumbs hangin on dem walls, Lyf is a b i t c h, women r ??heavens knws wor!

gbam
and
super gbam!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Brok My Heart by benz190: 10:06pm On Mar 16, 2010
[size=24pt]poster what ever you do


dont commit

SUICIDE [/size]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by benz190: 10:02pm On Mar 16, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]yea the manager sacked me last nite oh because i talked to a customer in an impolite manner
sorry too sha i was actually in a foul mood ystday. . . . . . we are good naw
let me beg my manager to employ me back
[/size]

hi baby! wink
Autos / Re: 2011 Hyundai Sonata - Hyundai Don Vexxxxxxxxxxx by benz190: 10:00pm On Mar 16, 2010
I hope as he is filing a suit against me

hes also filing a suit against the mosquito's

they have a representative who would rep them in court

im talking abt a 7yr old mosquito who specializes in sucking with a special straw on men's scrotum!

he is so old that the hair on its body is grey white!

we would all meet in court!
Autos / Re: What Make Is Your Car? by benz190: 9:58pm On Mar 16, 2010
190**

american specs!
Nairaland / General / Re: Does Your Nairaland Personality Match Your Real-life Personality? by benz190: 9:55pm On Mar 16, 2010
can someone pls answer this question for me

if my personality is same on and off nland~
Romance / Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by benz190: 9:54pm On Mar 16, 2010
^^who wan serve u!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by benz190: 6:25pm On Mar 16, 2010
Abbey_city:

good d barman is here!
plz i care for baba dudu!
baba dudu is N1,500 per shot!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: An Handsome Young Gentle Guy by benz190: 6:25pm On Mar 16, 2010
he said AN HANDSOME
GENTLY GUY~

wic way! posta

u nor de shame~
wic one is 15yrs to 20yrs

we can only help you wif 30-45yrs old women here

are u interested~
Romance / Re: I Dont Think I Can Tell Her by benz190: 6:24pm On Mar 16, 2010
i know that girl

her name is

IYOBOSA!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Brok My Heart by benz190: 6:21pm On Mar 16, 2010
^^
ohh and u dnt wanna get married

then settle down wif beer~

i recommend ogogoro!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by benz190: 6:04pm On Mar 16, 2010
rawswagga:

@luiz hi just work in to chill,u can recall googles was trying to spook at me yesterday bt as a gentle man I just gat to kip silence nd let ha ratt wat she got.I gat som respect for d bar.well wats on d menu?can I hav a glass of wendlio wit slice lime on d glass plz!

ABEG Nor vex na my wife be that, since we marry only 2weeks ago~ she dey vex say she neva carry belle for me~
abeg nor vex~

@all
who needs a drink

payment before service ooh~
Romance / Re: Niaraland's Prettiest Babe! by benz190: 6:00pm On Mar 16, 2010
we all know its AMAKA~
Romance / Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by benz190: 5:53pm On Mar 16, 2010
190: yes amaka sef neva come chop or drink for this bar since
rhymz: yes she de go abt dey comment say her best color na pink~
190., cuts in( u fit imagine say since OPC carry platimunk go) that her BF wen them dey call JACQ(Coughs) JACKAL neva even call to find her where abts,
ryhmz, leave am make them dey deceive demselves, we wen fit cut our neck cos of girl them nor go gree love us, instead them go dey find who get 8PACK ABS 4 belle love,
190, my brother the tin tire me ooh! imagine say since morning i neva sell 1kobo for this bar, instead i hide drink like 8 bottles of hennesy back of counter,
rhyms, JESUS to the christ, 8 bottles, u know how much that 1 be, u wan wreck this bar!!
190..ehhen wetin concern me, nor be money dem wan spend take bail demselves, infact mak me too Join dem spend money wen i get, u  nor see how my body don dey fresh!!
rhymz, na true ooh~ wait ooh how u take escape sef cos i know say barbed wire dey una fence, as i drive in i see am!
190, my brother wen person see wahala okoro must Jump, barbed wire or even AK47 sef no go fit stop me! u need to see how i take use hand take fall fence when i dey run! even my 08 camry sef i don pack am for house!~
rhymz, eyyah just take am easy!!
190, no shaking u still want any drink!
rhymz, make i finish the one wen i 1st order now~
190., no wahala cos when ayyet and plat come now, na money u go dey spend ooh~ so make we 2 finish everything for this bar so that when them come we go talk say na OPC AND EFCC drink all the drinks for this bar,
rhymz, na true ooh~~
190, dey there, dey slack, as for me,mak i go chill wif my bottle of alize blue, funny enough my wife googles, i neva see am since morning,she don dey make me dey vex, even 4 nite sef, she nor dey gree let me touch am again,
rhymz, u sure say she neva dey chop 4 another place,
190, she nor go try am  now, na acid bath instant
rhymz, i trust u~ bring me, one botle of jack daniel and red bull,
190, ok,

rhymz and 190 continues eating and drinking
Romance / Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women by benz190: 5:36pm On Mar 16, 2010
ive read this like the 18th tyme on nland~

NEXT!
Romance / Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women by benz190: 5:30pm On Mar 16, 2010
ive read this like the 18th tyme on nland~

NEXT!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by benz190: 5:13pm On Mar 16, 2010
sir wetin i do~


na me 190

why u wan sack me~
Romance / Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by benz190: 4:26pm On Mar 16, 2010
rhyms

u have killed me

therz nuffin left!! grin grin grin

so rhymzz!!
plat too has been arrested by OPC
ayyet was taken to the dungeon
i managed to escape!
emperoh sef is with the EFCC
you can see that r231 has ran away to ghana!

if not cos of my Job thats why i came back to keep selling
and since morning i neva sell 1kobo!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by benz190: 4:18pm On Mar 16, 2010
who is the bar man here~ grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: 190,ben190,*190* And Unband190 by benz190: 4:17pm On Mar 16, 2010
190
Romance / Re: Can't Nigerian Guys Do It For Free? by benz190: 2:56pm On Mar 16, 2010
^^

yes

if it aint my man Kpolli!


gud talk kpolli good talk!
Romance / Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by benz190: 2:50pm On Mar 16, 2010
^^

i tire o
Autos / Re: Buy From Cotonou by benz190: 2:46pm On Mar 16, 2010
silver auto yaris unko
Romance / Re: Lets Share The Love On Nl Not The Hate. by benz190: 2:44pm On Mar 16, 2010
*190*:

so apart from skfa1 no one else loves me
not even Googles~ Ok oo!! angry angry


[size=27pt]This is the OFFICIAL LIST OF 190, [/size]

My love list
My will (despite i keep praying to die @ the age of 210yrs) goes to"



my full fleet wives on nairaland,
1, AMAKA
2, OPELOVELY
3, PLATIMUNK
4, Googles (although im highly angry with u)

My sisters,
1, secretz (God sent u to clear the way for me---everyday i thank God for meeting u) It shall be well with you
2, pweety4me (although u can stil make the wives list)
3, abbey city
4, hbabe
5, Michelline~


My haters list~
1, lovemoi2
2, missy B
(I love u both despite we dont cross paths)



my brothers in crime (the indestructible 701 crew)
1, skfa1
2, wale.star
3, p.dude
4, honerico1
5, dr.shidodo
6, emperoh!
make i nor 4get, 7, KPOLLI
and lastly, r231



others include,
BlueDiva
and H202
and lastly gabry (cos u are married to my state brother)


[size=25pt]
I LOVE U ALL
~YOU ALL HAVE BECOME PART OF MY LIFE EITHER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY~[/size]


AND LET ME ALSO SEND OUT A MESSAGE TO THE MODERATORS AS WELL
I DONT LOVE ANY ONE OF YOU OUT THERE,
IF I SEE ANY OF YOU STRANDED ON THE ROADSIDE
I WOULD CLEAR OFF THE ROAD AND BREAK YOUR LEGS,
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU (minus michelline obviously)
angry angry
Romance / Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by benz190: 2:41pm On Mar 16, 2010
^^

Laff wan kill me die~

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