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Computers / Re: Is Philip Emeagwali A Media Hype? by Benzene: 6:42am On Aug 08, 2008
@Ugwumba,

I have dropped my email to learn more from you. My email is obike1982(at)yahoo(dot)com.
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need To Do Hse Training In A Recognized, Reputable And Registered Institute by Benzene: 9:49am On Mar 17, 2008
I need to do a HSE training In A Recognized, Reputable and Registered Institute in Port Harcourt. Some help pls!
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need Tpo Hse Training In A Recognized, Reputable And Registered Institute by Benzene: 9:46am On Mar 17, 2008
I need tpo HSE training In A Recognized, Reputable and Registered Institute in Port Harcourt. Some help pls!
Career / Please Where Can I Do Hse Training In Port Harcourt? by Benzene: 9:40am On Mar 17, 2008
Can someone help me? I need a to do HSE trainings in a reputable, recognized and registered institution in Port Harcourt.
Romance / Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Benzene: 6:38am On Mar 15, 2008
May I come into this issue?

Coco29 (f),
The three things you listed can actually be done before your man. It all depends on the condition and the strength of the relationship and those things will not make you more or less. These to me are not issues at all. Men know that women do all these. After all they see clean shaves and ladies even indicate that they are menstruating when the need arises so what is the big deal seeing her do them? If a girl takes excuse to fart, men could still know what she went to do. I do not think a lady really has to fart into pit or change position to fart. Let is try to be real at times.

@ Coco
If you cannot shit before a man when there is an exigency then I am sorry to say that you have a little psychological problem. My colleagues and associates (all big-shots), over and over again told me of how they accompanied their girlfriends (now wives) to the toilet to do No’s 1 and 2. I help my babe to shave her armpit and pussy and its no issue. It shows the strength of the bond and that she has nothing to hide. With this attitude, I am not sure you even allow a man to finger or bang you when there is light. Do you bang half-naked? Do you wear buba to the beach or pool? Won’t you show your man if you have boil on your vagina? Abeg no vex for me oh!

The qualities men look out are far from what has been posted here. They include being faithful, articulate, God-fearing, intelligent and industrious. I am a Pan-African man, if a woman has not fart before me, I will know she is hiding so many things from me!!!
Romance / Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Benzene: 6:36am On Mar 15, 2008
May I come into this issue?

Coco29 (f),
The three things you listed can actually be done before your man. It all depends on the condition and the strength of the relationship and those things will not make you more or less. These to me are not issues at all. Men know that women do all these. After all they see clean shaves and ladies even indicate that they are menstruating when the need arises so what is the big deal seeing her do them? If a girl takes excuse to fart, men could still know what she went to do. I do not think a lady really has to fart into pit or change position to fart. Let is try to be real at times.

@ Coco
If you cannot shit before a man when there is an exigency then I am sorry to say that you have a little psychological problem. My colleagues and associates (all big-shots), over and over again told me of how they accompanied their girlfriends (now wives) to the toilet to do No’s 1 and 2. I help my babe to shave her armpit and pussy and its no issue. It shows the strength of the bond and that she has nothing to hide. With this attitude, I am not sure you even allow a man to finger or bang you when there is light. Do you bang half-naked? Do you wear buba to the beach or pool? Won’t you show your man if you have boil on your vagina? Abeg no vex for me oh!

The qualities men look out are far from what has been posted here. They include being faithful, articulate, God-fearing, intelligent and industrious. I am a Pan-African man, if a woman has not before me, I will know she is hiding so many things from
Events / Re: Find Your April Birthday Mates Here! by Benzene: 1:15pm On Mar 12, 2008
I'm benzene, male. I am suprised that I don't have a birthday mate for April 20. Well, Adolf Hitler remains my only known birthday mate.
Education / Re: Federal Government Colleges Oldies Alone:signin Here(pro Unitate) by Benzene: 10:36pm On Mar 04, 2008
From far and near we come to thee, dear Federal Government College Okigwe!!! Great porter of mind and body!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton Test Format by Benzene: 3:16pm On Mar 03, 2008
@nnamdot

Please do not mind that boy called VIGOUROUS. He wrote the test two times and failed when he has the test questions. I am not sure he has any idea, he is only being scam people here. If he had the questions, he would have been a Halliburton staff by now!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton Test Format by Benzene: 3:10pm On Mar 03, 2008
@ATANDA2007

They take HND if it is upper credit.
Health / Re: Research Says Stress Causes Balding by Benzene: 11:21pm On Feb 23, 2008
I read about it. It is one of the many reasons. Stress could also cause cancer! Na wa o!
Events / Re: Find Your April Birthday Mates Here! by Benzene: 3:46pm On Feb 14, 2008
April 20 nko??
Car Talk / Re: Is It Possible To Re-set Or Adjust The Mileage Of Car? by Benzene: 8:36pm On Feb 09, 2008
Nairalanders, my intention is not to reset of adjust the mileage of any vehicle. I am only wondering why mileage is considered when buying a car. If it can be adjusted, is there need quoting the mileage of a car in an advert or considering it when buying car?
Autos / Re: Pls Help Me With This Vin Check by Benzene: 6:46pm On Feb 07, 2008
Please where can I find the VIN of my Toyota Camry 2.2, 2000 model.
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep Over In A Boyfriend's Place Or Live With Him? by Benzene: 1:21am On Feb 07, 2008
@white`Nkem

You are too much. Please email me on obike1982@yahoo.com. I have word for you.
Car Talk / Is It Possible To Re-set Or Adjust The Mileage Of Car? by Benzene: 11:53pm On Feb 06, 2008
is it possible to re-set or adjust the mileage of car?
Sports / We Need Midfielders - Mikel Is A Defender! by Benzene: 10:44pm On Jan 26, 2008
I respect all the opinions on this issue but I must say that neither Berti Vogts nor NFA is responsible of the problem in this competition. We have only one problem and that is the midfield. Mikel is supposed to be a creative midfielder, linking the attack and the defense. We have no play maker who can control the tempo of the game. Maybe Mikel Obi should think about the left-full back position in the Super Eagles. He is too defense-minded instead of being offensive.

All the attackers that featured were fairly OK but the tailor-made passes did not come from anywhere, Mikel Obi is the culprit. I am sure that any of the forwards: Obafemi Martins, Ike Uche, Osaze Odemwingie, John Utaka and Obinna Nsofor would have scored or got a penalty if through-passes came from the Midfield. I am surprised that Mikel Obi hardly passes any ball forward. He is meant to distribute the balls to the outside right, center forward and outside left.

Mikel Obi finds it difficult to make good dribble runs forward or launch a counter attacks. I am not saying that he does not give passes, but he should give goal-oriented passes, not passing to defenders and expecting them to pass to the attackers. We need creative midfielder who can contain pressure, dribble(when necessary) and give good passes to the attackers, not just tossing the ball up and expecting the stickers to gamble on the air. Mikel Obi (and other midfielder) made or stickers look ordinary on the pitch.

WE NEED NEW-GENERATION CREATIVE MID-FIELDERS LIKE OKOCHA AND OLISEH!!! MIKEL IS FAR FROM IT!!!
Sports / Re: Berti Vogts Must Go by Benzene: 10:40pm On Jan 26, 2008
I respect all the opinions on this issue but I must say that neither Berti Vogts nor NFA is responsible of the problem in this competition. We have only one problem and that is the midfield. Mikel is supposed to be a creative midfielder, linking the attack and the defense. We have no play maker who can control the tempo of the game. Maybe Mikel Obi should think about the left-full back position in the Super Eagles. He is too defense-minded instead of being offensive.

All the attackers that featured were fairly OK but the tailor-made passes did not come from anywhere, Mikel Obi is the culprit. I am sure that any of the forwards: Obafemi Martins, Ike Uche, Osaze Odemwingie, John Utaka and Obinna Nsofor would have scored or got a penalty if through-passes came from the Midfield. I am surprised that Mikel Obi hardly passes any ball forward. He is meant to distribute the balls to the outside right, center forward and outside left.

Mikel Obi finds it difficult to make good dribble runs forward or launch a counter attacks. I am not saying that he does not give passes, but he should give goal-oriented passes, not passing to defenders and expecting them to pass to the attackers. We need creative midfielder who can contain pressure, dribble(when necessary) and give good passes to the attackers, not just tossing the ball up and expecting the stickers to gamble on the air. Mikel Obi (and other midfielder) made or stickers look ordinary on the pitch.

WE NEED NEW-GENERATION CREATIVE MID-FIELDERS LIKE OKOCHA AND OLISEH!!! MIKEL IS FAR FROM IT!!!
Romance / Re: Would You Let Your Brother Marry A Girl You Slept With? by Benzene: 2:48pm On Jan 17, 2008
Would You Let Your Brother Marry A Girl You Slept With? The simple correct answer is NO. The question would have been “How Do I Stop My Brother From Marrying A Girl I Have Slept With?” You must begin to act now: tell your brother before it is too late. You have made little mistake already: you should have “jokingly” told your brother that you bleeped the girls first. You can’t keep a secret with your brother’s wife and hide if from your brother. It means you are half a man.

All the same, there is room for amendment as there are many spinsters other for your brother to make a choice. If you allow it, you may be tempted to Bleep the girl after she is married to your brother. The babe might even tell your brother first (out of emotion or something) and this might generate unhealthy feelings. If you let your brother marry this girl, it will be generational Bleep up!!

If your brother insists on marrying the babe after you must have explained to him, then you must arrange for a psychiatric doctor or prayer contractors!!!
Romance / Re: Would You Let Your Brother Marry A Girl You Slept With? by Benzene: 2:47pm On Jan 17, 2008
Would You Let Your Brother Marry A Girl You Slept With? The simple correct answer is. The question would have been “How Do I Stop My Brother From Marrying A Girl I Have Slept With?” You must begin to act now: tell your brother before it is too late. You have made little mistake already: you should have “jokingly” told your brother that you bleeped the girls first. You can’t keep a secret with your brother’s wife and hide if from your brother. It means you are half a man.

All the same, there is room for amendment as there are many spinsters other for your brother to make a choice. If you allow it, you may be tempted to Bleep the girl after she is married to your brother. The babe might even tell your brother first (out of emotion or something) and this might generate unhealthy feelings. If you let your brother marry this girl, it will be generational Bleep up!!

If your brother insists on marrying the babe after you must have explained to him, then you must arrange for a psychiatric doctor or prayer contractors!!!
Religion / Re: Lovemaking After Traditional Wedding Only: Is This Fornication? by Benzene: 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2008
You can begin to have sex with a lady after any of the acceptable types of marriage: court, church (religious) and traditional. People are driven by convention and dogma. Church marriage is one of the many types of marriage and does not endorse any other type of marriage. Other religious groups have their own kinds of marriage. During the traditional wedding, the lady was asked to identify her husband and she identified you and on that basis you were blessed by the lady’s father or whoever. God respects a people’s way of life as long as it is not fetish hence HE respects a traditional marriage.

My brother, you are on the right track make you dey do your thing dey go!!
Romance / Re: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by Benzene: 2:11pm On Jan 17, 2008
@ topeorekoy

It is important that you get the context before you make a comment. It is not about picking up your pal while your babe has already sat on the front seat. The context is that both your babe and your pal are in the same place and you want to take them out.

Please correct your thoughts, you do not own your car with your babe, and she does not own it alone, unless she contributed money to enable you buy the car. In your context, she can demand a part of the car when she quits.

A seat is a seat but who seats where matters and the sitting position often gives an impression, good or bad. After all, there is an owner’s corner car….hahahaahah!!! Please do not give your babe an unnecessary sense of belonging. It does not make her love you the more if that is what you crave.

If you give babe an inch, she will take a mile. Try to be mean at times, there are better ways to be nice other the seating arrangement. If you like the babe so much, then go for marriage. Don’t bug your men with chick issues.
Romance / Re: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by Benzene: 4:26am On Jan 17, 2008
Make una no mind my spelling errors in the previous posts. Babes should understand that decisions concerning their stay and welfare are discussed with the best friends they drag the front seat with. No be so??
Romance / Re: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by Benzene: 4:20am On Jan 17, 2008
It is nauseating to note that we have many unreasonable babes in Nigeria of today and particularly in this house. On the issue of who sits in the front seat, I don’t think there should be any controversy about it. It the guy’s best friend that should seat there for very important reasons, though few. I am sure nobody in the house can give me any good reason a girl should take the front seat. I must say here that it is only materialistic, showy and nagging girls that will feel bad when they do not take the front seat. The only selfish reason babes will take the front seat is to make the world know that have a guy they exert (undue) influence on.

When you talk about a guy’s best friend, they are usually his, old-school mates, childhood friends or even colleagues at work. These relationships are normally mutuality and synergistic, at times more than a brother-brother relationship. This relationship is often older than a mere relationship. I must say here that a girl-friend is girl-friend and never a wife no matter how long, close or what the intentions are.

Making the girl seat at the back seat tells people around that you are fully in control and that you have a down-to-earth girl. Babes should strive to occupy the boy-friend’s heart, not front seat. For guys, please note that you will be portraying yourself as weak-hearted man and “woman-wrapper” by giving your babe the front-seat at the expense of your best friend. The way you treat your best friend is the same way you will treat your brother and any girl that does not like your high-priority for you best friend will for sure have problems with your family.

All the babes who strive (drag) to take the front seat at all times tend to show how desperately they want the guy and it is not-ladylike. I will gladly give any girl the front seat if she buys a car for me. It’s good for your best friend to take the front seat so that you can put heads together positively if anything comes up while you are on wheels. Your babe cannot do better than that, she will only deceive you.

If you no fit control your girl-friend, you cannot control your wife. Do not prioritize your relationship. You might be breaking a bridge by treating your best friend with contempt. All “girl-friends” come with the exit door wide open!!! Scratch your girl-friend and you will see a witch, scratch your best-friend and you will see a philosopher. Sitting position does not matter much but it teaches a lot of lessons and given an impression you. Let’s close this forum here and talk about other issues.

One love brothers!!
Make una take time babes!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Naija In Florida Abeg Hala Me by Benzene: 9:49pm On Dec 29, 2007
Will be in florida by first week of January. Please email me on 9jaforce@gmail.com if you care.
Phones / Re: 0700 Prefix Numbers by Benzene: 7:33am On Dec 24, 2007
@topetope
The 0700 numbers are called SMAT numbers. If you need more information on that please contact me on obike1982@yahoo.com.

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