I know dat I don't knw much but am very sure that d road to redemption starts with acknowledgement of the problem. Dis administration either has no idea wot the problem is or they have blatantly refused to acknowledge it (or them). And unless dat (acknowledgement) is done, we might as well put 2019 in mind as to d approximate end of dis hardship...that's assuming d dullard doesn't die first.

RoTFL

Pictures 4 and 6 are so true of my mum. Somtyms she even asks sarcastically "why don't yu use yur number 6?"

If actually d minister went there under d guise of being a normal NGO head in order to get information ,which I seriously honestly doubt but hope for, its supported (although he shulda gotten executive go-ahead) but I understand why he'd do so cos yu neva can tell who's supporting d NDA.
But then again, he'd prolly gone there to make them stick to their word of non-negotiation cos he's prolly supporting them.
Scenario number 3: d minister mite actually be a current or ex top govt offficial's stooge sent on an official assignment but d president quickly washed his hands off him (minister) wen d trip bcame public.
Any how one looks @ it, d story has got loophole or angles which the public ought not to see.


Oh boy, see Jack Bauer @ work. Special Agent Berlusconi Black Mamba Ops 86. *flexing muscles*

I remember his first match for nigeria in d nations cup. Knew him as osaze odemwingie but wen he came on I saw peter odemwingie. Thot the commentator was confused or he (peter) was a twin. But ah was small dat tym sha.


One of my favorite naija footballer after kanu of course.

Hapi byday brov. Miss yu in d national team jare

Am not in support of either apc (buhari) or pdp(jonathan) but my question is dis: once yu've been entrusted wit a position or office, why not live up (or more) to d expectations of d people who put yu there?

"With great power, comes great responsibility" (hop am correct?)

This argument has been on for 2 days @ d viewing centre where I watch d Epl and other leagues...and most recently, the european championships.
It baffles me, to say the least, wen peeps be saying "football age" only exists in Africa. Some say its because our leagues are too poor and d economy isn't helping matters and bla bla bla.
My question is dis: do d europeans use dis "football age" too (dats if it exists sha) but if they don't, is it safe or correct to say dat Rooney is truly as old as he claims to be?

Those supersport football analysts shuld pls enlighten a bruhver . Thanchu

Women must sha find a way to draw attention, unnecessary one for that matter, to themselves. Later they'll start screaming "he was looking @ me seductively" or "he raped me".

God help y'all anyways.

Don't mean to sound so cruel but why can't d name be changed to obj or bat (tinubu)? So I can gladly dance "pretete" out of dis thread.



RIP mah mehn! Made me start listening to naija songs cos of that monstrous hit single "pretete". My Opinion oooo

As an ex-ikenga it is very easy to knw wen moni has changed hands. But for the future ikengas, I jst hope dis case isn't one of 'em.

Vividly remember d case of Chidi Uruakpa (RIP).




Nevertheless, I salute thee my alma. mata. Proudly Ikenga to d bone.


*modified* my first tym on nairaland and am on Fp!!!!


Waddup y'all!

First, lemme say that I have not openly criticized dis administration not cos of lack of wot to say or hw and where to say it bt cos it is tatamount to flogging a dead horse.

I neva thot in my life time I'd b "blessed" wit such a president as dis current one.

D way I see it d outcome of all dis wuld either end as a "post April fool's very dry prank" or that Nigeria is actually an extension of Libya.

Wait for his babe to b stranded and then if and when she calls yu for help, call yur friend @ midnite and tell him wats up.





P.s. It might take more than a century for this to happen or it might happen 2morow.

Ama take #5oo and buy bread & indomie wit a bottle o Lacasera. That's wot a broda needs dis mornin, lyk seriously.




On a more serious note, ama leave d moni & go get d cops (yeah, right. #yimu)