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Literature / Re: Where Are The Poets? Write Something About This Picture by Bestchisom(m): 7:02pm On Aug 01, 2020
nero2face:
bad boy, u go copy my style abi...try something different biko
Lol... I just read yours now and it 2 different storylines
Literature / Re: Where Are The Poets? Write Something About This Picture by Bestchisom(m): 4:23pm On Aug 01, 2020
Behold!!!
Dorathy, the love of my life
Kneeling before a mafian in submission
Having a good time

I have traveled halfway across the quadrant
To get my lover a rose
But there she was Kneeling like some starry-eyed waif
That succumbed to the gentleman's pelvic sorcery
19 times I believed in love
19 times I lost her to lust

Gunshot to the head means death
Cumshot to the mouth means pleasure
He left a hole in my head
She left a hole in my heart
It doesn't matter anymore
I'm already floating on the pool of my own blood

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Lai Mohammed Orders NBC To Stop BBN Over COVID-19 – The Cable by Bestchisom(m): 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2020
Bbnaija give this mofokas what the want and go on with your show
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by Bestchisom(m): 2:32pm On Jul 25, 2020
BiggyB242:


I dey tell you, this guy don hold one already remaining 2. God direct me make I see the next one.
One of them is in prison for life. The other one is physically challenged
Properties / Re: Tenants To Pay 6% Stamp Duty - FIRS Tells Landlords & Property Agents by Bestchisom(m): 11:18am On Jul 23, 2020
[i][/i] I can remember someone earlier said that each Nigerian is owing China 15k+ to repay China the money Buhari government borrowed from them. I think I'm beginning to believe that theorem.
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Like why will we be paying unnecessary stamp duty. We haven't recovered from the stamp duty imposed on us through the bank, now this. In the midst of what's happening in the world, this government is bent on torturing their citizens in their fatherland.
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Why do we keep taking all the rubbish thrown to us by this heartless people. Can't we fight back and reclaim our country before it goes beyond redemption.
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I can only conclude that there is little or no patriotic citizen is this country anymore. Every body is just after their own head. I don't blame us anymore, the present and past government made us so. No one believes in this thing called a country anymore.

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Romance / Re: Please Help! I Have Over Dependent Girlfriend Relationship Is Demoralizing Me by Bestchisom(m): 11:59am On Jul 21, 2020
I would have insulted you for being this easily manipulated by a lady but others have done justice to it.
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Therefore, all protocol and insults duely observed, your simp card is ready

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates His 59 Birthday Today by Bestchisom(m): 9:00am On Jul 19, 2020
name= 'Peter Obi'
message= 'Happy birthday' + ' ' + 'sir' + ' ' + name + '.'
print(message)

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Romance / Re: Scammed By A Lady. Any Chance Of Getting My Money Back? by Bestchisom(m): 11:34pm On Jul 17, 2020
Lol
Programming / Re: Help A Beginner Using Python by Bestchisom(m): 11:50pm On Jun 20, 2020
My variable path has already been added in the pic, just follow the above procedure step by step and am sure u would get it right. After that, to call python on your command line, just open ur command line and type python. The python interpreter mode will be initialized. If u have further problems with this, do not fail to ask.
Good day sir
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I followed your teaching here on setting path but I got hooked somewhere. After clicking on PATH under system variable, this appeared (picture below)
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I don't know which of the two path that appeared that I'll type in the :C/python38
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Please reply me

Health / Re: How I Overcame Marijuana Addiction (Weed) by Bestchisom(m): 6:02pm On Jun 19, 2020
DICKstractor:

Thanks for the mention...
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Sometimes I imagine how cloud 9 will be like when smoking weed. Definitely, smoking weed is not worth it. I have been tempted severally by friends but I have principles. Principles that when I set, even peers pressure can't Arrow me to do otherwise.
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To all the smokers there that wants to beat the addiction, you can do it. Don't give in to the thought that says you can't do it. The changes doesn't come instantly, it comes gradually. You just need to be determined and willing to stop.
Weed is not worth it bro

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Science/Technology / Re: Rare Dinosaur That Roamed Antarctica 110 Million Yrs Ago Found In Australia (Pix by Bestchisom(m): 4:53pm On May 19, 2020
If dinosaurs actually existed a million years ago and have gone totally extinct
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That means in a million years to come, humans might go in extinct and a higher animal present at that time might dig up human bones to prove that human existed...
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Room In Enugu (Photos) by Bestchisom(m): 5:55pm On Apr 20, 2020
DICKstractor:
Why u come pour am salt like say na earthworm u Wan kill
Meanwhile... You just took us to lala land

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Career / Re: 5 Lucrative Careers You Can Excel In That Do Not Require A Degree by Bestchisom(m): 10:38am On Apr 13, 2020
I just realized that I have passion for photography but I don't know how lucrative it is in Nigeria

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Family / Re: Four Generations Of Nigerian Men Family Picture by Bestchisom(m): 9:48pm On Mar 23, 2019
toluxa1:
I'm quite happy to see my Family trend online the past 3 days. It's been overwhelming really? My wife organized it all and we simply just took the pictures for record sake only to see it all over the internet! In all we are grateful to God for the rare privilege!

Nice family u have there

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 16th March 2019 by Bestchisom(m): 10:32pm On Mar 16, 2019
Wolves are the real Robin hood

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Crime / Re: Yabatech Female Student Assaulted For Wearing A Sleeveless Dress by Bestchisom(m): 8:41pm On Mar 02, 2019
People can be stubborn sometimes... Why not save urself the stress by obeying simple rule... I can bet she is not new to that school and see knows all the rules... Why try to form paparazzi on a case u can never win... Smh
Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Defiles Her Four Year-Old Daughter With Toothbrush, Arrested (Pic) by Bestchisom(m): 8:35pm On Mar 02, 2019
This is so gross... Is she a lesbian?... If she is one... How did she give birth... Smh and spitting uncontrollably
Romance / Re: 'Toto Dey Sweet' - Nigeria Police Officers Sing And Gyrate by Bestchisom(m): 8:31pm On Mar 02, 2019
Our gallant policemen ready to discharge their legal duties...
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I read somewhere that Nigerian police is one of the best forces in the world today... I stand to be corrected..

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Family / Re: Fire Kills Isaiah Terungwa Jonatha, His Wife And Their 3 Children In Kano by Bestchisom(m): 8:27pm On Mar 02, 2019
Heartbreaking news... R. I. P to the wonderful family...

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Sports / Re: Maurizio Sarri Reveals When Kepa Will Return To Starting XI by Bestchisom(m): 1:48pm On Mar 02, 2019
As a manager, kepa lost his first cup final on Sunday against Manchester city...
Celebrities / Re: I Will Finish Juliet Ibrahim Money, Khloe Says As She Rocks Nightwear. Photos by Bestchisom(m): 1:12pm On Mar 02, 2019
She really need those foods.... Keep eating baby...
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#spits...

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Crime / Re: Lady Flogged By Her Brothers For Cheating On Her Husband by Bestchisom(m): 1:08pm On Mar 02, 2019
If this is the only punishment the family can come up with them I'm 101% sure that she will go back to her lover...
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For God sake what happen to cutting off one of her breast... Smh...

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Romance / Re: . by Bestchisom(m): 1:03pm On Mar 02, 2019
Hahaha... She told me same but I told her to voice note and she did... I'm a kind of person that don't like chatting at the first place... I do it once in while... I prefer talking on phone...
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It doesn't affect me if she doesn't reply...
Sports / Re: Marouane Fellaini Scores Winning Goal On Chinese Super League Debut (Photos) by Bestchisom(m): 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2019
Oweku:


So u want them to ban me abi.. Tnk u very much..

Its not mend for everybody, no be by force to use the app, besides no b my papa get am.
okay bye sir... Nice meeting you
Education / Re: What Do You Regret Not Doing In Your University/School Days? by Bestchisom(m): 11:57am On Mar 02, 2019
AntiBrutus:


"Am" is one grammatical error that pains my heart. I was marking the essay of an intern, saw that "Am" and I almost stopped reading.

Lol @being/been, another tough one people struggle with. I pray you have no regrets too.
Have a lovely weekend.
Yeah... A wonderful weekend to you too dear...
Education / Re: What Do You Regret Not Doing In Your University/School Days? by Bestchisom(m): 10:52am On Mar 02, 2019
AntiBrutus:
I wouldn't say it will make my future brighter, but if I could go back to school- I would allow school pass through me i.e, socialise and do fun things. I lived a very triangular life. Didn't want to make mistakes or disappoint my dad, who means a lot to me. Now I am older, I work more than I unwind. Them no dey learn left hand for old age.

I am not advising anyone (lady) to get dickstracted, but it is advisable to build healthy relationships and create memories while in school. When it is all over, you get your First class, 2.1, 2.2, 3rd class or pass...the bond created would come through. You think of your colleagues, friends, lodge mates, fresher's night...etc and smile. The memories will last a lifetime. These memories and experiences, helps in shaping us.

Also, do not listen to those people that will tell you grades do not matter. Get good grades, then we can talk about Martha.

OP, please it is "I'm" (being I am) not "Am". Make a conscious effort to unlearn that "Am".
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Nice... I stop using that "am" in place of "I'm" a long time ago... I saw that It affected me in a very bad way... I also misused "being and been" in sentences but now I'm conscious of all those little mistakes...
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I pray I don't regret my school days... I'm trying to make every moment a memorable one

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Richest And Highest Paid Gospel Musicians In Nigeria 2019 by Bestchisom(m): 10:25am On Mar 02, 2019
This list became a joke when I didn't see Nathanial Bassey on the list

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Sports / Re: Marouane Fellaini Scores Winning Goal On Chinese Super League Debut (Photos) by Bestchisom(m): 9:26am On Mar 02, 2019
Oweku:
Drop your WhatsApp number I will send you video evidence..
If the evidence can't be shown here... Forget it...
Sports / Re: Marouane Fellaini Scores Winning Goal On Chinese Super League Debut (Photos) by Bestchisom(m): 10:10pm On Mar 01, 2019
Oweku:
Nice 1...

Scooper has paid me twice... For reading news online..

Its free.. Click my signature below..
Show your evidence of payment or I don't believe it...
Politics / Re: Man Refuses To Give Hausa-Fulani Beggar Money Because Of Buhari by Bestchisom(m): 2:05pm On Mar 01, 2019
This post is not worth my comment...
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Modified : To those quoting me... I meant this post is not worth my words of wisdom

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Politics / Re: Is This The Most Calm And Organized Polling Unit In Nigeria??? (photos) by Bestchisom(m): 5:32pm On Feb 23, 2019
somehow:

Lol English
LOL... E get as e dey me for body now...
Politics / Re: Is This The Most Calm And Organized Polling Unit In Nigeria??? (photos) by Bestchisom(m): 3:59pm On Feb 23, 2019
somehow:


Una go cry by Monday grin
LOL... Cry for what kwanu... Anybody that win won't affect my emotion in anyway... PDP and APC are the same people oga..

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