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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by bettermike: 5:40pm On Jul 07, 2015
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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by bettermike: 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2015
Pchidexy:


Thanks for this epic response.

I still dont know why people are ok with you marrying a public toilet girl.

Why is it wrong to be sure one is not intending to marry a public latrin. Beats me mehn.

Op. thumbs up jare. I like what you did.

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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by bettermike: 5:26pm On Jul 07, 2015
adamshuaib:
Front page, really?
I see a story about some dumbass who is way over his head to try to trick a girl who made a mistake, if he really loved her, he wouldn't have tried this nonsense
Bullshit
So you can love a girl that sleeps around abi? Ode.
Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by bettermike: 5:24pm On Jul 07, 2015
These cheap nigerian girls excusing infidelity. Rogues. So, the op's gf was right to have slept with his friend just because of temptation. abi?

What is amazing is the way these poor girls are making it seem normal to sleep with anyone other than your spouse.

How the shell can you love someone you cant trust?

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Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by bettermike: 10:34pm On Jul 03, 2015
Ama80:
pls how do i retrieve dat

Just reset your phone. And when you get to the point of entering Microsoft info, just skip it. Then you will have to reinstall whatsapp.

You might be lucky to get a free pass.

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Sports / Re: Football Tips And Picks By Pecheli's Experts by bettermike: 10:30pm On Jul 03, 2015
2pointsonly:
And You lost another game today.

Very true. Athlone lost today with a very wide margin. But his nairaland tips are winning. What is going on?
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by bettermike: 9:53pm On Jul 02, 2015
Got it. Simple and straight to the point.
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by bettermike: 2:59pm On Jul 02, 2015
We are with you bro
Politics / Re: Prof. Niyi Osundare: “Blues For The New Senate King” by bettermike: 11:27am On Jun 30, 2015
Bollove:
Unfortunately, you can't decide whether am a Yoruba or not ....If sounding daft is your definition of sounding Yoruba then am not a daft Yooba.

Yoruba are known for wisdom since time and we have never played daft Politics since Awolowo nor Akintola even during MKO and when Obasanjo was resuscitated from Prison by Northern Oligarch .....

Why would Buhari called for a meeting when he already sent official letter to Clerk of NASS to inaugurate NASS by 10am ..... was Buhari himself in that meeting where we have more than 51 APC members and National leaders of APC

If you are truly an Ibadan born ( ibi ole to n jare olohun) , you would know there is no reason for Saraki and Buhari to court . The reason for lack of accountability and transparency in Nigeria is because of cordial relationship between the SP and the President. So, why should SP who lead the house that check President expected to court the same President he is expected to conduct vigilante upon

Tinubu through his boys denied SW the position of Speaker to support Tambuwal now the same Tinubu denied SW number 3 position by imposing Gbajabiamala which the same Tinubu fought against in 2011.

Omo Offa lemi , omo olalomi abisu joko Ijakadi loro toffa, emi lomo laare bure ikan ooogbodo jokan .

I am a Yoruba that found myself in North Central state of Kwara.

This one Na omo Ina o. No Yoruba man will ever spit this poo.
Business / Re: I Can't Help Saying It But My Guy Is Very Foolish by bettermike: 8:10am On Jun 30, 2015
2oddMASTER:
u for just dey sell condom

LMAO!
Business / Re: I Can't Help Saying It But My Guy Is Very Foolish by bettermike: 8:03am On Jun 30, 2015
I used to have a foolish girlfriend who was into photography. A male dominated biz for that matter. This girl kept asking me to trust her no matter what. Even when this girl spent nights in hotels in other states in the same room with guys! Claiming to be 'editing'. I still bone. Dey form responsible man. Omo she started refusing to pick my calls on those nights o. O boy, sleep for where.


But mehn, I started noticing many differences with her. Not long, rumor started spreading that she was sleeping around. Till I caught her red handed. Choi!

Choi! She as she dey look like thief wey dey just catch. To beg come hard am.

Even If i didn't walk away, the prospect that half of the male guests to our wedding would have fvckd her is still something I cant take.

So, I stepped bro. Unto the next one.
Business / Re: I Can't Help Saying It But My Guy Is Very Foolish by bettermike: 7:45am On Jun 30, 2015
Girls making stupi..d decisions since 21 Bc. This one has lost her sense of priority and is now putting her business first before her relationship. Forgetting the implications.

You bf has said what worries him and you are still insisting on selling men's clothing. The guy know wassup mehn. My guy cant marry public toilet. Lol

Because she has started one small business, she is already talking about living single, forgetting the future consequences. Later she will come back here crying that she saw her bf's wedding iv somewhere. Foolishness.

Your man is warning you now and you are not listening. Hope it will not be too late before you realise your mistakes. Better correct your ways before its too late. Well, its your cup of tea.
Business / Re: I Can't Help Saying It But My Guy Is Very Foolish by bettermike: 7:32am On Jun 30, 2015
noblegrex:
Except u r ugly, even at that some men r too funny, young lady don't trust yourself too much. There's a limit your stregnth can take u to. I cannot blame d guy' kiss daniel.' If u want to leave him na u sabi. Try what he said n c what's up b4 blabbing infacts female clothing sale better cos they r too found of their look unlike men. Don't b surprise that some of your male custormers r only buying frm u in order to buy some thing else. I've done that B4 n it worked out for me. Woman will remain woman, so vulnarable. Whatever is avoidable to me, I think should b avoidedm simple
Abi o. I stil wonder why this lady is so desperate to sell men's clothes. Abi Na the tin wey dey under the trouser dey hungry am ni?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mozambique Scraps Ban On Same-sex Marriage! by bettermike: 6:12am On Jun 30, 2015
BUSHHUNTER:
[b] PLEASE READ FREINDS grin

I saw an ad :"lose 5kg in a
week" in a newspaper.
I called the company & lady says
be ready tomorrow at 6am.

The next morning i opened the
door & finds a hot babe with just
shoes, undergarments & shirt
saying : "u catch me u Bleep me!"
&
the girl starts running.
I started running but doesn't
catch her. During the whole
week
i tried to catch her but couldn't.
However i lost 5 kg.
I then asked for the 10kg
program.

Next morning at 6 i opened the
door and saw an even hotter
babe in shoes, thong & a shirt
saying: "u catch me u Bleep me".
I lost 10 kg that week. So i
thought this program is
awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg! So i asked
for
the 25 kg but the lady said "R u
sure ? its really tough".
I said
"YES! grin emoticon "

Next day at 6 i opened the door,
i found a gay in just underwear
saying.. "If I catch u, I will Bleep
u.."
.
.
.
.
.
.
That day i lost 40KG!
[/b] grin
lol
Sports / Re: Closed by bettermike: 9:33pm On Jun 29, 2015
virus04:


for my life...this life wey i dey live ehn..these people no fit scam me..no matter how many times dem win in a row...i neva pay any of dem and i will neva pay...small boys dey look for money to take pay school fees..lol...i pity all dose people wey wan dash am 3k ..lol

Lol. The guy is just so desperate.
Sports / Re: Closed by bettermike: 8:14pm On Jun 29, 2015
Guy, you lost your bet and you edited the post thereby removing the tip completely.

And now you are acting like you didn't drop anything

Your prediction was baerum game over 0.5 ht and the game ended 0-0 ht.


SMOOTH CRIMINAL.

Anybody that gives this guy kobo is just a simple maga.
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by bettermike: 12:57pm On Jun 27, 2015
ceaser:


I'm giving you no guarantees, but Nearby Live might give you what you want:

Check out "Nearby Live" for Windows Phone http://www.windowsphone.com/s?appid=e0b331a9-85e8-df11-9264-00237de2db9e
Thanks. Really appreciate
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by bettermike: 8:00pm On Jun 26, 2015
The tatafo is even rubbish. I have installed it before and hated it with passion.

Uninstalled the rubbish tatafo app sharply. There are much better rss apps on windows phone. Try simpirss and thank me later.

Not the rubbish tatafoo that this nigga is spamming this thread for.
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by bettermike: 7:56pm On Jun 26, 2015
Femiokupe or whatever you call yourself. Stop spamming the thread. Am saying it gently now o.
Health / Re: Suffering From Drugresistant Typhoid Fever, Used Several Antibiotics And No Cure by bettermike: 6:57am On Jun 26, 2015
@ buchiano thanks for the wonderful advice. stool mcs has been very useful to me. via it i was given spafloxacin, got relieved , bt it kept coming back after 2months. at that point d doctor jst gave me chloramphenicol and tetracycline. i didnt get any relief. did stool mcs, some drugs were recommended based on the suceptibillity result, yet no relief!
Your problem is not typhoid. Go do a urethral swab general test. Am sure something will come up.
Business / Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by bettermike: 9:34pm On Jun 25, 2015
[quote author=snowDiva post=35154108][/quote]

Did you drop your number or did you only quote me?

All I can see is you quoting me o.
Business / Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by bettermike: 9:21pm On Jun 25, 2015
[quote author=Khaytunechi post=35152961][/quote]

I cant access my email right now. You can drop your number here if you can. And delete it asap.
Business / Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by bettermike: 9:19pm On Jun 25, 2015
kadgets2:

I hate scammers mehn. Yh I'm on whatsapp.
Add me up: ********* don't quote me, will delete it soon. Thanks.

You can remove the number now. Am trying to reach the mod of the group to add you up.
Business / Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by bettermike: 8:19pm On Jun 25, 2015
kadgets2:
[s]
Betting can be very funny sha.
So the two teams I gave under 2.5 ended up scoring. Almost 15goals btwn them, while the one I gave over 2.5 couldn't even produce a goal cheesy all in Finland.

Yeah. But all hope is not lost bro. If you are on whatsapp, I can add you to a betting group. We starting a project next week.

Thanks for backing me up against that funny guy.

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Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by bettermike: 6:58am On Jun 25, 2015
trishguy:
guys aw large is dis rebooting fix update...

I don't think its large at all. I couldn't get the exact size cos mine was telling me to recharge low battery. So didn't know it was downloading while I did other things. But it didn't take long at all.

If you worried about that, then use a public WiFi to download.

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