superintendents:
#900..

Still intact

Is derica not meant to be half congo/mudu/mudul/modu/module/module of rice?

One of the best is gone

Dzidoodoo:
Mine goes for hours

Lai muhamo

Ronaldo723:


My nairaland crush!

Happy Christmas in advance 🥰🌺🌸🌸

Awwwwwwn! 💋 Thank you. Merry Christmas to you too in advance.

Tank u

SharingIsLife:
Life? Hmmmmm!


Fellow Nairalanders, if you don't hear from me again, just know that I fainted after hearing 9 BILLION DOLLARS given by an ordinary minister to a bank director in this country where millions are dying of poor health, hunger, ignorance, etc that the money could have adequately provided for. And, this is just ONE out of thousands of such illicit transactions mortgaging our future while we are here stupidly busy with shallow inter-ethnic banters.

My second fainting reason is to realize how many criminal-minded people are getting into the positions to decide our affairs. Imagine someone who became a bank director - and now governor - couldn't respect himself enough to not be involved in stealing?!? Oh Nigeria.

Meanwhile, Dieziani's eyes might actually look like Tinubu's eyes

I m fainting cos of the eyes description at ya conclusion.

Chimookigwe:


How many months did it take them to convict the person that authorised Dasuki?

Them never convict that one naa. After this regime another person ll be dragged too. It's a politics of using someone as scapegoat. Be like say them dey sign agreement sef.

Tired of Emefiele news. How many months ll.it take to convict him and that person that authorized his naira redesign?

Biodun556:
Money rains a lot this December. May God let good things happen to us

Amen.
But why are you after people of God and you still pray to that same Allah. Don't you think you are doing a bad biz?
You can't dislike my kids and still work for me.

Biodun556:


IMF/World bank loans are weapons by the US and allies. For you to get debt cancellation you must agree to come back and borrow

Secondly, US do force weak countries like Nigeria covertly to take the loan.

I forgive you

But you sef know say ya govt too mumu. Id their house is in order, they won't be begging the west for borrow-pose.

Splashme:
BUHARI (not Emefiele, Tunde-Sabiu) approved the Naira redesign. Theifnùbu is afraid of dragging Buhari
.

Both you n Buhari ll eat watery beans in Kuje

vybzkartel:
So if a married woman confides in you about her marital issues, even the deepest once, doesn't that mean you are attracted to her or she is into you?

Advise her like your father. No string much be attached.

Biodun556:


https://saharareporters.com/2023/12/22/breaking-president-tinubu-orders-payment-400000-n-power-beneficiaries-nine-month?fbclid=IwAR3WiievrZJxKwMOAbyENTtnfglWD9SMVik726r9EQWkYq1u0hKfVTx1LV4

Dear Antichrist called Biodun556, if this is true then I m ready to donate one of ya 72 virgins to you asap.
Those nPower kids don over suffer. They should be called Mustapha cos they can suffer.
Meanwhile, IDF is looking for you.

Zonefree:
She should go to court and stop disturbing us.

You typed like an APC gay-tool.
Calous mind, wicked soul!

Happy holidays Bulaba kids.

Ibadan and rascality. Like 5 & 6.

LocalFARMERS:


The head too make sense

Either I eat you or the catfish!
Gree worowo jejely or gburugburu?

o123456789:
Yes, we Cloudflare when we login to Nairaland, because Nairaland uses Cloudflare as a CDN to make the website more faster during browsing. And Cloudflare is also an anti DDOS service. On the other hand I will not advise Seun Osewa to do self hosting, as this will give him the false impression that no matter the abuse Nairaland can't be taken down, but simple truth is that the domain name nairaland.com can be seized and if the abuse is against the USA, UK or Australia, anything connected to Nairaland.com including buildings, computers, vehicles etc can be confiscated for ever. My advice to Seun Osewa is to continue to use paid webhosting and also take abuse report seriously.

Be like say you are Seun. Or you are his spokesperson.
Anyways am a friend and I wanna epp.
You gree worowo, jejely or gburugburu?

o123456789:
What is the basis for your anger? Or is it that you misunderstood me? I said Cloudflare is not the webhosting company that took down Nairaland. Cloudflare is just a Content Delivery Network (CDN). Meaning Cloudflare can't take down Nairaland. The official webhosting company that took down Nairaland is called OVH SAS,and the server is located in Granville, France.

Ok. Tell Seun to host this site on private server make OVH SAS no dey hold his blokkos. Moreso, why do we see cloudflare interface before logging in or attaching pic?

Bad

o123456789:
Mind you even if Punch newspaper published a misleading story, we must not help them to spread it because by doing so we are authenticating the fake news. Do Punch newspaper even have a Computer/Cyber security expert?

You be Seun's family?
Why not go and meet punch?
The one wey Seun post for his Twitter handle nko?
See screenshot below before I vent anger on you.

ChybuzzDD:


Even with that hairstyle

What's wrong with my hairstyle

o123456789:
Cloudflare didn't take down Nairaland server. Infact Cloudflare is not a webhosting company. Also note that the take down was not due to comments here, there is another serious reason eg. a fake address of the website owner in the Whois record of Nairaland can lead to a take down. Or the upload of prohibited files on the server by the owner eg. a malware or Trojan or even using Nairaland server as a C&C to control a Botnet. Finally we cannot rule out the possibility of self take down carried out by Seun Osewa in the incident of a hacking that occurred, in this case a self takedown is to clean up the server and get rid of any malicious file or program. Explanation is needed from Seun Osewa.

Na wetin dey report on the link wey punch carry be that. There was little explanation from Seun on Twitter.

jubrilELsudan:


I DEY SURE SEY NA THE VASELINE WEY YOU DEY RUB FOR YOUR EXTRA DRY KUKUNASE BE DIS

You deserve to eat this!

Eneye4me:
Israel is a terrorist country.

IDF ll locate you soon

jubrilELsudan:



ODE NA HELP I WAN HELEP YOU OOOO

See how ya mates help themselves

rinzaugustine:
Supreme Court went to consult Tinubu most probably on how to rule the judgement but one fact is predictably clear, Kwakwanso will retain Kano because if they do otherwise massacre of Yorubas in Kano may start as early as after jumat services on Friday

That's what ll consume this country. Anybody wey touch any yoruba is in trouble.
Meanwhile, north has people in other places too so think twice before instigating violence & those who wan do am should think thrice!

jubrilELsudan:


WHAT'S YOUR LOCATION

HOPE SEY YOU DON SHAVE YOUR KUKUNASE OOOO

Shave for your mom

PaulH07:


If na you be this for here, abeg no do runz oh, make dem no go runz you

Thank you

Barrywilly:
The op is the loser for posting this arrant nonsense. There is no price too much for peace to reign. Who is Fubara if Wike did not bring from obscurity to limelight? Don't bite the fingers that feed you. If Fubara decided to be adamant and federal might is deployed to impeach him, will you be there to save him? Is it not illegal and unconstitutional to use 4 lawmakers to run a state? I believe the situation is a win win for all.

PDP is d loser

Trophy12:
na woman u be abi man am 🤔

woman

Renman:
Why are you an Ashewo

I m not an ashewo.