SwayG:


my WhatsApp number 08155461641

okay bro. please just help me confirm the price of the watch. If it is really the same price you said, can you help me get one so i can just pay and get it directly from you.

Check this out.

friend 1: howfa bro, i like this shoe wey you wear o. You just dey popori. Be like everywhere don good for you now o.

popori guy: lol dey there dey whine yourself.


friend 2: i swear see as the guy shoe just bam. This one na orijo. No be that fake canoe boat wey kevin go buy, e wear am dey feel like hushpuppi. (laughs)

Me as kevin:
na so na. Na you talk pass. Aboki u wey be hushpuppi wey dey buy original. How many gucci you don buy since i know you. Hwfa do come gimme dah my hood wey you wear. mrhushpuppi.

This is even when i feel like talking too much.
Alternatively. . .

Me as kevin: who be dis one. which one ur papa get. guy till you die, you no fit buy dat shoe. Yu wan wreck your pman abi.

Friend 2: haha e pain am die. aboki. u no use ur money buy
better thing

Me: (while laffing) u na idiot normally. I no even know why i dey follow u talk. you be mumu.


The end. This is just how me &my g's relate.
lol women matter jst tire person for dis country.

Lol.

First of all, you allowed the negativity of another person get into your head. Don't let that happen next time.

Secondly you were not childish at all. You did the right by telling her outrightly that you didn't like what she said. Keeping your feelings inside you without saying it out would have led to you having a grudge. Communicating how you felt was just the best thing to do.

Lastly, this your matter is very funny. I actually laughed at you for a minute.

Have you not being around guys "arrowing" themselves. I guess you know what "arrow" means as a slang.

Everybody gets a good laugh. Even the person being arrowed right there. No one takes it as a big deal. I am surprised you felt bad just because someone said another person looked better than you. Lol Those things are parts and fun of school life.
From year one till now, I imagine you should have gotten used to it.

Lol guys life too easy abeg. See the kind things wey girls dey take as big deal. Ordinary "arrow".

What most people fail to understand is that, masturbation is a biological process. By biological process, i mean masturbation is a function of the body.

Each time you masturbate, your brain releases a chemical called dopamine. Now this substance is what triggers your body to feel pleasure and high.
But the bad thing is, the substance does not last for long in the body as it disappears soon after. Then the urge to masturbate comes again.

As you keep on masturbating and getting this pleasure, slowly your brain and body starts getting used to the new order.

The neurons in your brain starts to rewire itself to get more of this pleasure. Your subconscious mind gets retwisted as to wanting this pleasure all the time.
As your system changes, you start craving for that feeling all the time and that is how you become addicted to masturbation.
But be warned the sad thing is, masturbation cycle takes a very short period of time to become addicted to it than when you try to break from it. Peace!

kahaled1:
proudly atheist also

Until you give us a proof that your god exists i will wait

sfw? who cares? worship God or don't worship him. That is your headache

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Brukx:

Thanks a lot Doc. And congrats too
Thanks a lot Doc. And congrats too

Bro. what level are you now?