Look at Ade running about trying to impress the sheikhs!
Greedy bastard! I guess he's trying to make up for the draught to come

@tpia,
Hmmm. That ur memory could put u in trouble o. And FYI, I dint impregnate anybody as u must've known.
@oyb,
I guess thats ur own way of spelling boy, stupid.
I know i shouldnt be sayn dis, but WTF Who knows me
My dad's a politician, and i guess he prolly stole all d money he has and put in his businesses. So dont sell me dat crap about working hard. Thats nonsense
@Omolola,
Dont worry. I would use d allowance to marry u.

Just loooooooook at the place!
Its been thrashed up by people talking loads of shit!
How could u be hinting i want my dad dead! Thats vicious and stupid. My dad is sick cos he's old. I asked a simple question that required a simple answer.
"Yes, This is How"
"No, forget it"
B T W i'm not idle. How can u know I'm actually a graduate so i'm somehow covered. And moreova not everyone must sweat for his earnings as u put it.
They look at me as a black sheep becos I'm careless, extremely wasteful and a horrible GAMBLER (Not my fault- FRIENDS )
So stop getting ideas into ur dark minds. We'll ALL die one day.
P.s: Nobody has given me any useful information

Kidnapping moves to the east full.time

Hey people. Is it possible to know wats in my Dad's will and how? My Dad's stupidly rich but is somehow ill. I am regarded as the black sheep of the family (dunno why) and this man is unpredictable. He could leave me out entirely, and wouldnt dat just be disastrous? . He has "hundreds" of lawyers and thats d biggest problem.
Help me. I cant be left high and Dry. God Forbid!

Well u wanna hear updates?
Of course there is a PHUCKING UPDATE, !

If there's a happier man than me elsewhere, that person must be a liar!!!!
Well u see, right from the day i had unprotected sex, my conscience must have weighed a ton heavier.
I was nervous and apparently jumped to conclusions that wasnt,
This girl wasnt pregnant, and believe me that waz not even among my options,

After reading some posts here, i decided to up my spying game,
And to my utter relief i spotted this chic going to their bathroom wit this female stuff (sanitary pad)

Come to think of it,
Maybe this chick didnt even know i was working myself up for a heart attack,
I was almost turning into a nervous wreck!!!!!!!
U pips dint understand. If it turned out she was pregnant, my mum for one can die of dissapointment,
my popsi fit commot me for him will sef,
Now i know i'm definitely the good boy once again,

I'm off to school knowing i'm a free man,
If i have unprotected sex in my life again (except wit my wife of course)
Let God render me IMPOTENT, I swear

AS for this thread, i cant say it dint help,
But the mere existence of it was a nightmare!!!!!!!!
Imagin pips congratulating me on being a baby dada,

Moderator, i beg u, lock this thread or better still DELETE IT,

I'm out.

LadyT:

Shut the hell up you stupid scumbag.
Your acting like a complete animal.
You screwed her you were not raped and all you care about is yourself.
You are pathetic!

cuss me all u want,
I'll accept all forms of abuses from u LAdyT,
if u can at least tell me whats on her mind or wat u think is on her mind, ?

I may sound like i dont care, but maybe i do.
What does she even know about pregnancy, ?
Does she think its just about concieving and giving birth, ?
Well that is just miserably myopic.

KarmaMod:

what concerns Joe Biden with your idiocy?

Well u may be surprised, even Joe has his off days.

Jesus Christ!
I'm being insulted from all sides because i sought for help, ?
This is just exhibition of sexism,
Dat i said that a girl is carrying a baby for me and refuses to admit it is my crime?
i said she is due to travel by december and she has refused to talk,
This stupid girl is in the same house wit me as i type this thing,
I look at her and she looks at me, indifferently.
abeg tell me now, when is she planning to tell me?
Ok she will travel and become heavy and deliver and call my name and present me a baby and u want me to collect, ?
God Forbid!!!!!!
Even God will not hold anything against me for this one,
I'm ashamed of all of u who say i should prepare for fatherhood,
What kind of nonesense fatherhood is that, ?
Is that supposed to calm me down or wat,
Rubbish,

I'm not surprised to see girls jumping on this thread and looking for whom to put the blame on. This is a 50-50 problem which deserves a 50-50 solution but the other party is running away. I dont understand this nonesense,
The scenario i know about is that the girl comes with the pregnancy and the guy tries to deny which i've not done. There's an ulterior motive and thats why i asked for help in the first place
@omoge, its unfortunate but with all ur vulgarity u sound like a tart. No apologies
I dint put a gun on anybodies head. It was consensual sex. In fact i'm more or less the victim.

Dear Nairalanders,
I am in a fix like u can never imagine.
There's this girl who came to live with us as a maid. My parents took care of her secondary education (JSS1-SS3)[/b]Right from the day she came to our house, this girl took a very strong liking to me. I noticed she somehow manage to find herself anywhere dat i was. Back then i felt she was just being curious and tot nothing of it.
As she began to grow (and mature) i became to notice her more closely. I began to react as any growing youth should ( i am 2 years older than her @ 21)
Then her liking towards me began to turn into something else until in her SS3 this turned into full fledged seducing.
I finally fell to the sin of the flesh, which i instantly regretted,

[b]NOW,
here comes the problem, [/b]I think she is PREGNANT for me.

I began to notice some funny symptoms with her which i promptly checked on the net
frequent urination, headaches, and finally to my greatest dismay i have caught her vomitting

When i caught her vomitting, i asked her what was wrong and she said nothing.
I asked if she was pregnant and she said an emphatic [b]NO. I asked her to come lets go for a pregnancy test and she says another NO.
This Devious girl is Pregnant with what i think/know is a baby for me and doesnt want to let me know.
she is due to leave for her own home this december, and because she knows i have no strong feelings for her, she wants to tie me down with this pregnancy

Please nairalanders i need help. Please advice me. I'm still a young boy with a future ahead. Sometimes i feel like beating her on the stomach until she has a miscarriage, but i feel thats wicked. i'm more in this fix becos u may say i dont know for sure she is pregnant, but believe me SHE IS!

HELP!

Ok. Donjon. Thanks man. I guess wat i need is the internet settings to make it work
Can u help me?  

Thanks. But that doesnt answer my question.
I've downloaded opera's ranging from 99kb to 199kb, but they DONT work!
I want an opera that works. Period

Hello Nairalanders,As y'all can see, i'm new here. I've seen alot of interesting posts here from lots of intelligent guys.
Most wanting to wreck the telecom companies. Thats cool by me.
Please i really need an opera on my phone (Nokia 2626).[/b]All the ones i've downloaded either dont work, or tells me too large to save.
Can anyone who has a working [b]opera mod 2.06 or mini or whichever opera that works on this phone please help me.
Post a direct link or tell me wat to do.
I'd Appreciate.
Thanks