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Travel / Re: Travel Abroad For Employment And / Or For Study by BlackPencil: 7:37pm On Sep 05, 2016
mantleguy:

Okay my brother.

With the background information you provided. I am not sure if you meet requirements for Canada, Australia and New Zealand skill work programs.

And it is almost impossible to get work visa here in Nigeria to any developed country with your profession/skill. More so, you possess little or no work experience.

Why did you write off studying then?

For I believe traveling with a student visa is your best bet.

With student visa you can work part time while you study and work full time during holidays. And in most countries, you may pretty well transition from student visa to work permit after your studies.

Since you wrote that you have the money, I will recommend Sweden for studies. You can work unlimitedly with a student permit. They can admit you for a BSc program with just your waec/ Neco. Their student visa requirements is very flexible and they have a liberal immigration policy.

Canada too is a great choice for studies but their Universities are more expensive and their students visa rule is one hell of a task.

Goodluck in whatever you decide
Hi bro, can you please tell me more about studying in Sweden? I have a kid sis I want to sponsor. How much do you think is fee per session?
Travel / Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by BlackPencil: 12:53am On Sep 04, 2016
Hello Bro, welcome to a World of possibilities, for cheap Schs, check with Australian Catholic University(www.acu.edu.au), they have 6 Campuses, Charles Darwin University, NT(www.cdu.edu.au), University of Tasmania, Tasmania(www.utas.edu.au), Edith Cowen University,(www.ecu.edu.au), Grifften University,All are SVP. pls be patient with the last spelling.

The tuition fees ranges from AUS18,000 to AUS24,000 among these Schools, you will pay 50% and OSHC is 1,212 to 1,620 for 18-24months Masters.

Please note that the Schools will normally transfer you to their Agents, it's a normal process. If you ask me, I will advice you focus on CDU, their fees are crazily cheap. And use EFINT Consulting if you are directed. Their service is superb and they don't charge much. Though CDU will ask of bank statement of like 6.5m.

Please don't forget to prepare a CV of any working experience of what you have been doing since 2010(to satisfy GTE, both in your Admission application and Visa application), also start preparing payslips incase of your work exp(6 months payslips) and CVs etc, ACU will not ask of bank statement, UTAS will ask your bank to write telling them that you have enough money to support yourself, Utas agents are handled by GOAJO agency.

I will kip advising you. Wish you luck.
Hi bro, I want to sponsor my sis , but the fee seems quite high. Gone through ACU, did the conversion to naira(21k which is like 6m naira or more per session ) my head wan burst.
Please bro,must one make the 1st session payment at once?
And can she really make at least half of her 2nd yr fee while working and studying? I need to know cos I have so many projects and wouldn't want to start what I can't finish.
Advise ,please. Thanks

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Religion / Re: Olawale Elisha: "Eunice Breasts & Head Were Removed According To Crowd" by BlackPencil: 7:52pm On Jul 12, 2016
Isn't this fake pastor an idiot?
What's with the ' I warned my wife' talk and all the shitty talk. Coward
Politics / Re: Labour To Proceed On Strike Tomorrow Over Fuel Hike by BlackPencil: 7:38pm On May 17, 2016
Which kind boring strike be this one.
Meanwhile, Buhari's juju man must be the devil himself. How this man take do most Nigerians ''make we dey suffer dey worship u'' kind of juju. Don't tell me this 'zombiesm ' spirit is ordinary.

Let the strike go on. More time with fam

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Politics / Re: Hausa-Fulani And Igbos Clash In Aba by BlackPencil: 6:10pm On May 05, 2016
Hello eastern brothers, go easy.
Easy brothers, easy. I am in Keffi at the moment and the bloody northerners are already threatening.
Reminding their igbo colleagues that they know igbos occupy 90% of the shops in Keffi market. .& own most of the business in the fvckin town _ y'all know what that means.

We know you hurting, we S'Sners are hurting too.
Wisdom, my brothers. We shall conquer them

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Politics / Re: Repentant Buhari Fan Apologizes To Deziani Alison-Madueke by BlackPencil: 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2016
Una never see anything.
And some blind zombies still believe in this useless dullard of a president , even when they are the ones suffering the most.

What a useless country! If you're well to do,save and birth your kids abroad and give them that citizenship. No hope in this zoo.

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Politics / Re: Police Confirms Incidents Of Herdsmen Attack In Rivers State by BlackPencil: 9:02pm On Apr 03, 2016
Any South southerner or south easterner who's yet to own a gun for protection is jonzing. How can you allow a malnourished Fulani bastard come into your home with a cutlass &go out alive ?
Anyway,mi know what my people did to them in Edo. They blew their brains.Media no dey report d real story. I can say d unidentified dead r Fulani.

U guys don't seem to know the sh!t going on in this sh!t hole of a country,you don't seem to know the plans. Get prepared cos By 2019 e go do every body voom for eyes.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Answers Wizkid On Her by BlackPencil: 2:53pm On Apr 03, 2016
shiimah:
Everybody is just being too envious of Linda Ikeji. I believe her, she is kind of responsible and always minding her business. She makes money, she spends her money the way she wants nd some people who can't even afford a tokunbo gulf car will talk.
Wizkid nd co are always of the opinion that Linda Ikeji isn't married yet. I tell U, if she needs a husband today, men will queue at her banana island mansion. But first, before u blast Linda for not having a husband, U will also ask Oprah Winifred d same question.
Leave the Beautiful young woman alone and face your music while she face her blog.

Dear Linda, the more they blast, the more U re winning more fans.
There.. You said it all.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Answers Wizkid On Her by BlackPencil: 2:38pm On Apr 03, 2016
I believe Linda. It's typical of some of us to go about claiming to have slept with a lady cos we know anyone that hears would believe since it's what they want to hear.
If to say linda no get money pass this wizkid child ,the 30 year old claiming 25 for insult her poor life tire.
Kid doesn't have a house yet?shame.

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Sports / Re: Perpetua Nkwocha Weds Nwufoh In Owerri (Photos) by BlackPencil: 12:09am On Mar 29, 2016
Omoakinsuyi:
Happy Married Life Grandma
Is she older than your mama?
All these frustrated manner less things one come across online sef
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by BlackPencil: 7:08pm On Mar 25, 2016
How these coaches stil invite this 43 year old Efe Ambrose still surprise me.
Yea, he's that old cos I know him wella.

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Politics / Re: See How Buhari's Past Came Back To Haunt Him by BlackPencil: 10:03pm On Mar 11, 2016
OneManLegion:
It's now Buhari's fault that corrupt civil servants in the oil servants hurriedly went on strike because they fear the effects of the unbundling policy on their thievery.

Meanwhile, this Ben Murray Bruce has totally lost my respect. I mean, totally.

OMG!
Zombie,help your brain. We have been queueing for PMS for the past 3 weeks. Remember the scarcity for 3 months sometime last year?
When did NUPENG, NNPC embark on strike again?
What kind of juju did this dullardinh'no use on you zombies?
Spit! Spit!! Spit!!!

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Politics / Re: Unbundling: NNPC Shuts Down Nationwide by BlackPencil: 11:54am On Mar 09, 2016
Start saving money so u can birth ur kids in d US..no future in this hell hole.
My wife gave birth to our son on d 15th of Feb, and his passport is out already. That's a country that works.
Anyhow, his future secure to some extent

Nigeria is so disorganised
Shame
Crime / Re: Ese: ‘I Don’t Know How I Got To Kano. Even Now, I Don’t Still Don't Know How.' by BlackPencil: 3:03pm On Mar 03, 2016
Some parents are really care less.
People just dey born like kilode
Birth one or two kids , and take proper care of them. Nobody dey carry pikin enter grave.
Imagine a little girl that should be home studying after school . Instead, she dey go sell food for her mama , while her papa go dey somewhere dey drink ogogolo.

Northerners birth like pigs. Y'all should have self control and stop filling our planet with kids that will grow up to become so useless (bombers,thieves, murderers , etc)
Politics / Re: Good Governance: I Need Your Prayers- Buhari Tells Religious Leaders by BlackPencil: 9:41am On Feb 29, 2016
The dullard suddenly needs prayer to succeed?
How did we get to this?
Nigeria, why?
What kinda spell did he use on my sophisticated brothers?
S'S , we gotta find a way out of this cesspit
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Blasts Linda Ikeji: Almost 40, Lonely And Bitter by BlackPencil: 10:29am On Feb 23, 2016
People are obviously hating on this lady cos she is richer than them..
'I dislike her too for being so vain
But then, u don't judge a woman by her marital status.
She's set a standard, and u don't expect her to go lower. I really don't think she's single cos she's a bad person.
Men set standards too.

Nigerians should really stop this backward mentality . Marriage don't guarantee happiness. I repeat, it Doesn't!

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Says 16+6= 24 (video) by BlackPencil: 9:05am On Feb 22, 2016
This Tinubu olodo mistress got nothing to offer. .

The only thing I see when she's on TV (she's even hardly saying anything )is her opolo eyes and accent wey she dey use deceive zombies .

Dullards and witches at the helm of affairs.
Fvck ' em all

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Business / Re: Dollar Scarcity: Traders Throng Aba, Onitsha, Lagos, Kano Markets - Punch by BlackPencil: 3:37pm On Feb 20, 2016
SLIDEwaxie:
u shld increase ur sinking capacity and think wider.

1. it is impossible for every trader to still have the goods of almost 3 months on ground...unless u're a petty trader.

2. if it finishes...people will improvise. only the super rich will be able to afford the average things by then.

if a fake razor blade (Nigerian made) is sold for 5 naira, and imported tiger blade is sold for 20naira (current price), who wld buy the 20naira own unless they are rich enough?

in a nut she'll, the average Nigerian is more then the rich ones, those who prefer to import will be left at the mercy of the rich ones while the larger masses goes for the indigenous.

sooner or later, some average trader will stop importing because they will be unable to sell as quickly as they shld.

then the company in China will loose customers and decides to open a company here where the original blade will be sold for 10naira. then someone with the will of adenuga of GLo mobile will open a razor blade company and sell at 6naira...

that is where it all starts...

Lol..
See as u analyse am..
Make una dey dream
Celebrities / Re: Olamide's 'Jagaban Pose' Is Trending On Instagram Now, Will It Go Viral? by BlackPencil: 10:00am On Feb 16, 2016
What a generation!
What a wasted generation!
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Is Now Owner Of A Recording Studio by BlackPencil: 11:21am On Jan 20, 2016
I thought this kid bragged about making 6m in 2 weeks (which is the worth of the car his street father fought and cried about )
How come he's just acquiring a studio? A cheap one at that.
Travel / Re: PHOTOS: The Beauty Of Enugu City by BlackPencil: 3:02pm On Jan 16, 2016
I visited Enugu for the first time on the 25th of Dec. Beautiful houses and good road network.
I was amazed at how clean and calm the people are. It was so quiet (maybe cos a lot of people left town) , I really enjoyed the 2 nights I spent there.

My madam already insisting we buy a house there instead of Benin .

That town is peace yo!
My favourite cities in Nigeria; Abuja(for d money it brings me, Calabar, Enugu, and Uyo.

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Politics / Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by BlackPencil: 5:14pm On Dec 10, 2015
coolscott:

[size=13pt]Much as your decision is appreciated, it would be appreciated more if you do not insult the Ijaw people of the Niger delta by associating them (us) with that movement borne out of inferior thought, logic and reason and inspired by fraudulence and greed.

It is terribly insulting, the idea that Ijaws who have had their kingdoms for 100s of years before colonisation would take any direction based on the bidding of Igbos for whom it was the white man who came and installed warrant chiefs for colonisation purposes.



If we are to believe everything the Igbo man says, then we all will believe that Lagos is no man's land and that it is even the Igbo man that built lagos
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Yoruba coward
Typical of u lots impersonating south sotherners

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Business / Re: Cosmas Maduka Covers Forbes Magazine by BlackPencil: 8:07am On Dec 10, 2015
In all sincerity, Igbos are one of a kind.
Even d uneducated r so intelligent . I can rightly tell u they own most of the estates and hotels in abuja,ask Bala Mohamed.
They don't trust other tribes easily, but when u earn their true, u r made for life..

Unlike the yoruba and hausa that want u licking their feet always. Yoruba and hausa, why do u enjoy worship? And u call someone arrogant when they don't crawl at ur feet?

I got me an Igbo wife. Her hard work and biz ideas has shot us so up d ladder.. shout out to my brothers from the east. I respect your hussles!

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Politics / Re: Presidency Warns Biafra Agitators by BlackPencil: 9:24pm On Nov 21, 2015
Wonders will never cease! This short house boy don dey get liver too. There are pressing issues in d zoo nation and d midget is busy threatening peaceful protesters.

By mid next year, we ND will start ours. We don't smile, we blow everything blow able up!
Fvck the zoo! Fvck the presidency!
MEND is coming. All ye parasites from d North and West,be scared . Be very very scared.
The zoo must fall

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Politics / Re: Buhari Leaves Abuja For Iran On Sunday-punch by BlackPencil: 10:27pm On Nov 20, 2015
The bit*h a*s terrorist president of a fuckin country goes on to visit his fellow terrorist, while his country burns.
Confused jihadist!

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Politics / Re: Benin Republic Invades Kwara, Nigeria Takes Over 16 Border Villages by BlackPencil: 7:55pm On Nov 19, 2015
castrokins:
I Know "Bia" Is Come In Igbo, What's "Fra" In The Noun "Biafra"?
Lol.. I know 'Ni' mean 'zoo ' in English. What is 'geria' in d noun 'nigeria '
I no b igbo o

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Politics / Re: Benin Republic Invades Kwara, Nigeria Takes Over 16 Border Villages by BlackPencil: 6:13pm On Nov 19, 2015
What is happening in this country?
Where d hell is d 'messiah' from to north?
My dear yoruba brothers, u want foreigners to invade the small part left by d Hausa Fulani?

Those Igbos already bought almost all the land in lagos. U guys will soon be left with nothing. Don't be cowardly, drive those Benins outta ur land.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by BlackPencil: 11:44pm On Nov 08, 2015
Osimehen can't even dribble again?
How did these boys get to the final?
The other teams must be smelly poos!
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Lawal Musa-Daura As SSS Director General by BlackPencil: 6:02pm On Jul 02, 2015
Hahahaha
Ok.. I typed dullard,inho & what did I see?
How come the owner of this sight(whatever his name is) didn't do this when all these aboki! & yoruba were calling GEJ clue,less?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Lawal Musa-Daura As SSS Director General by BlackPencil: 5:56pm On Jul 02, 2015
Yea right!
The country once known by the name 'NIGERIA
Has turned out to be a fraud
It's been renamed! Call her 'NORTHGERIA'

My brothers from the West end, are u still part of Northgeria? Is d collabo still going well?

We from the S'S will wait till Dec...This unforgiving illiterate President Buhari O'leveless snail will know that old age is a gift from God. Useless that has been stagnant since I was born. I don't see this dullard performing any magic.
I blame GEJ for not playing his card well, .

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