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Health / US Doctors Discover A Black Woman In Maryland With Two V-aginas by Blain(m): 6:59am On Apr 16, 2015
According to media reports, doctors in Maryland, US, found a woman with a very unusual condition; she was born with two v*-ginas. The woman, described as black, has the v*-ginas side-by-side but only uses one – for s3x. The other one, she’s never used before, so that one is still considered ‘virgin’. The lady told doctors that she menstruates out of both v*-ginas during her period.
Doctors performed a full medical exam on the woman and determined that both v*-ginas were fully functional and both of them lead to her single uterus, according to a report by MediaTakeOut. Aside from having two v*-ginas, everything else in the woman’s anatomy is the same.
Politics / Re: INEC Website Hacked by Blain(m): 12:03pm On Mar 28, 2015
Too bad... Peace be on to Nigeria God bless president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

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Sports / Re: Chike Okeafor Turns 39 Today by Blain(m): 9:12am On Mar 27, 2015
ritababe:
Waoh see his nice body,
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bia op why u come post im shirtless body na, u nor want wish me better this morning?
and to think I just saw dat fresh laps... u rock babe.
Sports / Re: NFF Plans Special Ceremony For Vincent Enyeama’s 100th Cap by Blain(m): 4:14pm On Mar 13, 2015
Lyk Enyema lyk De Gea... both keepers suffering from poor selection of talents.

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Politics / Re: Don’t Let My Mother Know, Policeman Shot At APC Rally Begs by Blain(m): 10:07am On Feb 20, 2015
And after the plea, they still went ahead to take pix of him. Na wa o!!!
Politics / Police Recover,return N15m To Victim by Blain(m): 12:08pm On Aug 17, 2014
The Sokoto state Police command has recovered and returned N15MILLION which was stolen from an unidentified man by a 5-man armed robbery gang at the ILELA border market in ILELA LGA OF SOKOTO state on June 1st.

Parading the suspects with the money recovered at the Sokoto state Police command headquaters, DCP DOUGLAS AGBONLENI who spoke on behalf of the Sokoto State Commissioner of Police, GAMBO LAWAl, gave an insight on how the robbers were able to dislodge their victim of the money and how they were subsequently caught.

"The robbery operation was successful as they were able to dispossess their target of over N15 million cash at the Ilela border market, after firing into the air to scare people.

We received the information at about 6pm on June 1 and instantly went on stop-and-search operation and our men at Rabbah local government found a black colour Volkswagen Golf car with registration number Jigawa AG 569 HJA along the forest route and apprehended three of the criminals while the other two escaped" he said.

The three robbers arrested were identified as Joseph Ohakin, ThankGod Sunday, EMMANUEL UGO (AKA IFEANYI).

Apart from the money, other items recovered from them were weapons including locally made and foreign assorted rifles neatly concealed in the seats of the vehicle.

The Police said after they arrested the armed robbers in the bush, the robbers offered to give them the stolen N15million on the condition that they let them go, but the police men declined the offer.

The police then launched a search for the remaining two robbers who escaped.

A mobile phone which they used in communicating was used to track down the other two criminals.

"When the first three were arrested, we searched the vehicle and recovered the money, we discovered a GSM telephone and upon diligent investigation, we traced that phone to Kano and our detectives proceeded to Kano where we were able to trace the owner of that phone who was a member of the robbery gang and had escaped from Illela.

We discovered that the telephone belongs to one HABIBU ABDULLAHI (ALIAS 02).

He is popularly called 02 in Kano. We picked him up and we knew that they were about five members in that gang. So after arresting and interrogating HABIBU ABDULLAHI, the fifth member of the gang, GARBA ISMAIL was traced to a suburb of Kano and picked up also.

So all the five members of the gang that came here to rob at the Illela town have been picked up, he said.

The owner of the N15M stolen who was present at the press briefing confirmed he had received his money.
Travel / Man Who Posed As Nigerian Prince Jailed For 7 Years In The UK. by Blain(m): 5:41pm On Aug 10, 2014
A conman who posed as a Nigerian prince in high society while masterminding massive immigration scam has been jailed for 7 years in the UK. The man who called himself His Royal Highness Prince Yilkyes Bala Finok Tonglele PhD State Crown Prince was found guilty of using false and stolen IDs to help over 100 people to get into the UK. Find the full reports from UKDaily Mail UKbelow

> Posing as a member of the Nigerian Royal family, he mingled with diplomats, captains of industry and senior police officers.

> Dr Yilkyes Bala was chauffeur-driven in a black Bentley and hosted sumptuous dinners at the Dorchester to mix with societys elite. But the supposedly flourishing businessman was in fact a criminal mastermind responsible for an ambitious immigration racket.

Investigators believe he helped more than 100 of his countrymen, including most of his extended family, to enter the UK illegally under false and stolen identities.

At the centre of the scam was a corrupt Home Office worker who sold him genuine, but improperly issued, refugee passports for 1,500 each.

Bala then used his network of security companies to give the illegal immigrants references and jobs.
They could then hit the jackpot and obtain a National Insurance number, giving them full citizens rights and access to State benefits.

But the racket, which continued for up to 16 years, unravelled when the Home Office employee was caught out.

This week Bala, 55, was starting a seven year jail sentence from August 1st, after a jury convicted him of conspiring to breach immigration laws.

A judge at Canterbury Crown Court said the charming fraudster was 'at the hub' of a 'significant conspiracy' to beat UK border security.

The conviction is an embarrassment for those who mixed with Bala, including the
Nigerian Ambassador and senior officers at City of London Police.
The charming conman referred to himself as His Royal Highness Prince Yilkyes Bala Finok Tonglele PhD State Crown Prince.
He even carried an identity card claiming to be prince of princes in the Nigerian Plateau State Council of Chiefs.

Investigators found he did not inherit the honour, but he claimed it was bestowed on him later in life, and they have been unable to disprove this.

Accomplices: Bala's second wife Giwo Tonglele, 46, left, was jailed for five years and Casmir Ekwuhga, 42, right, was jailed for four years for taking part in the conspiracy

Bala travelled to Britain in the early 1980s before studying administration at Greenwich School of Management as part of a philosophy doctorate.
He already claimed to have a degree from the now-defunct Clayton University, in Missouri, U.S., long suspected as a buy-a-degree college.

He went on to set up a network of companies and claimed that at one stage they employed 900 people across Europe, Asia and Africa.
The core business was supplying security guards to the construction industry, including one firm based in Knightsbridge, Central London.

His companies, which included Golden Shield and Mayfair and Knightsbridge Guarding, also provided alarm monitoring, VIP bodyguards and uniformed guards for offices.
Within two decades Bala, a father of six, was living in a 1.3million home in leafy Beckenham, South East London.

He joined the Croydon branch of the Masons and sent his daughters to fee-paying Blackheath High School.

But a huge investigation, which Bala claimed cost up to 10 million, unravelled his empire and exposed him as a ruthless conman.

Officials discovered a corrupt Home Office employee based in Croydon had improperly obtained more than 200 refugee passports.
In genuine cases they are used as travel documents for those claiming asylum in Britain, often fleeing religious or political persecution.

But the official was illicitly applying for them in the name of non-existent relatives of genuine refugees.
At least 91 documents were posted to addresses linked to Bala, who ran the Armour Group chain of companies with offices across the capital.
They were then used as the foundation for applications to remain in the UK as he and his accomplices ran rings around immigration officials.
Those linked to Bala used every trick in the book to beat border controls, from urgent medical visas to travelling as domestic servants.
Some were so shameless that they changed their names by deed poll back to their original identities within weeks of adopting the persona of a non-existent refugee.
Among those given false identities so they could remain in Britain were Balas second wife and his brother.

After his arrest, Bala boasted to officials that he was allowed up to seven wives, and a few more on the side.
Investigators found his home stuffed with paperwork linked to his businesses, with documents in his garage filling two vans alone.
Because of the complex web of his businesses it took the Home Office two years to prepare the case against him.
The illegal immigrants caused chaos in Government systems once they had obtained their new identities.

One man was uncovered by his fingerprints when he was caught drink driving on two occasions, first under his real name and then in a false one.
In some cases, illegal immigrants had already failed to gain citizenship under one name so simply adopted a new identity to try again.
Official company minutes for Balas security companies recorded the same people attending meetings under different names.

Bala's second wife Giwo Tonglele, 46, was also convicted of conspiracy to facilitate illegal entry of persons into the UK and was jailed for five years.
Their former employee Casmir Ekwuhga, 42, was jailed for four years for taking part in the conspiracy, holding a refugee passport illegally and using it to obtain a driving licence fraudulently.
Jailing them, Judge Heather Norton said the scam was well organised.

She said: 'These documents were created to order. Each one of you was involved in deceiving the immigration authorities. You were at the hub of the whole enterprise.
'The motive was simple.It was to provide identities for employees, relatives and friends. It was a significant conspiracy.'

More than 100 illegal immigrants linked to the scam have been arrested, but only a small number are believed to have been convicted and deported.
David Fairclough, of the Home Office, said Bala was brought to justice after a 'long, complex and painstaking investigation' and said the case should serve as a warning to others.
Sports / Manchester United 3 Vs 1 Real Madrid by Blain(m): 10:47pm On Aug 02, 2014
Source goal.com:7′ - There is a late fight back from Los Blancos
here but the United back line is standing strong
against the storm. Is there enough time for
Ronaldo to make his mark?
85′ - CHANCE! Zaha is so close to making it 4-1 to
the Red Devils. Lingard powers down the right flank
and puts a deep ball into the back post for the
winger, who improvises a volley that flies over
Casillas' goal.
82′ - The stadium speakers crackle into life as the
announcer declares the official attendance of
today's game is 109,318...making this the game the
highest attended soccer game in US history!
80′ - Goal - Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez (Man
Utd.) GOAL! United have it in the bag! Fletcher
picks out Kagawa, who swings a delicious ball into
the back post where Hernandez ghosts in to head
the Red Devils further into the lead!
77′ - SO, SO CLOSE! Hernandez was so close to
extending United's lead. Zaha drives a low cross
into the box from the right-hand-side and the
striker breaks in between Ramos and Pepe but just
can't meet the pass. If he was a few inches taller,
it would be 3-1 now!
74′ - This is the moment many of the fans inside
The Big House have been waiting for. Cristiano
Ronaldo makes his way onto the pitch to face his
former side to the sound of massive cheers. Can he
bring his side level?
71′ - GREAT CHANCE! Shaw breaks forward for
United and finds Kagawa, who chips a lovely ball in
towards Hernandez but the Mexican International
fails to steer his shot past Casillas who smothers
it.
68′ - Zaha has a frustrated niggle at Modric and
upends the Croatian. The Premier League side are
struggling to find a period of possession in this
half!
66′ - Madrid continue to knock on the door as a
succession of corners are defended by the Red
Devils as van Gaal's men stand firm.
63′ - Ronaldo has joined his teammates in wamring
up, bringing some sections of the crowd to their
feet in anticipation of the superstar making an
appearance. It sounds like a rock gig in there!
60′ - Carvajal has looked lively in this half and is
linking well with Modric. The midfielder receives a
return pass in the box but is blocked by Evans as
the ball goes out for another corner for Los
Blancos.
58′ - Bale is beginning to terrorise the United
back line here as he plays in Isco, who fails to find
Modric as Jones steps in. This game has got plenty
of goals left in it!
55′ - WIDE! The Welshman hits it over the wall
and just inches wide of de Gea's goal. The stadium
gasps as it goes out for a goal kick. That was so
close to an equaliser!
54′ - United have given away a free-kick in a
dangerous position as a Mexican wave emits around
The Big House. This is Bale territory...
51′ - Los Blancos continue to knock on the door as
Jones and Evans do well to thwart any passes
intended to pierce their defensive wall. Luke Shaw
has been introduced to proceeedings by Louis van
Gaal but it looks like he is playing slightly further
up the pitch than his usual left-back position.
48′ - EARLY CHANCE! Bale is having all sorts of
fun up against Keane in the Red Devils defence. He
slips past him and provides a cut back to Isco, who
shapes himself for a shot but allows enough time
for de Gea to make the save.
46′ - The second half is underway with United
kicking from left to right.
… - Both teams are preparing to make their way
back onto the pitch. There is a chorus of cheers
from the crowd as Ronaldo makes his way to the
bench, stopping to wave and give a thumbs up to his
screaming fans.
… - HALF TIME: MANCHESTER UNITED 2-1
REAL MADRID. The teams go off here after a
brilliant 45 minutes of football at The Big House in
Michigan. Over 100,000 spectators have witnessed
the Red Devils take the lead through a crisp Ashley
Young striker before Gareth Bale equalised from
the spot minutes before Young scored again with a
cross/shot. More to come after the break!
45′ - There will be ONE minute of added on time.
44′ - CLOSE! Herrera is brought down this time
and Rooney sizes up a free-kick roughly 30 yards
out. He chips the ball in for Mata in the box but the
Madrid defence is smart to the move and the
Spaniard drags his shot wide!
42′ - Welbeck has been forced off with an injury
and has to make way for Zaha as Mata chips a free-
kick into Rooney, who is forced out before he can
get a shot on goal.
41′ - CHANCE FOR MADRID! Carvajal gets in
space at the back post and meets a good cross from
Modric, but the midfielder was falling back as he
met the ball and it is a comfortable save for de Gea.
40′ - On closer inspection of the replay, Rooney
was mere millimetres away from that cross from
Young but it looks like the goal will be awarded to
the winger. What a game this is.
37′ - Goal - Ashley Young (Man Utd.) GOAL! It's
Ashley Young again! The winger cuts inside on his
right foot and plays a beautiful cross into Rooney in
the box but it elludes the striker and Casillas in
goal and nestles in the bottom corner of the net.
The Red Devils are ahead for the second time in
this match!
35′ - FANTASTIC EFFORT! Since this game is
being played in America, Bale decides to pull out a
Hollywood effort with a bicycle kick inside the box
which is stopped well by de Gea. That's got the
crowd on their feet!
32′ - ROONEY GOES FOR GLORY! The England
stalwart finds a pocket of space roughly 25 yards
out and lashes a shot at goal but it is dead central
and easy for Casillas to save.
30′ - Arbeloa goes into the referee's book after a
cynical foul on Young. The former Liverpool man is
having trouble marking the winger today as Rooney
takes the resulting free-kick, which swings wide and
out for a goal kick.
27′ - Penalty Goal - Gareth Bale (Real Madrid CF)
GOAL! The former Tottenham man steps up to take
the spot kick himself and slots it right down the
middle as de Gea dives to his right. It's all square
now!
26′ - PENALTY TO REAL MADRID! Bale gets the
better of Keane in the box and uses his pace and
power to push past the youngster but eventually
falls to the defender's challenge as the referee
points to the spot!
23′ - That goal was certainly coming. United have
definitely threatened more than their Spanish
opponents. Young's low finish was a fine end to a
fine move as Madrid were carved apart.
21′ - Goal - Ashley Young (Man Utd.) GOAL! The
Red Devils take the lead! Fletcher played a great
one-two with Rooney and then finds Welbeck
outside the box, who picks out Young who rifles his
shot low in the bottom corner of the net to put the
Premier League side ahead!
17′ - Just as it looks like Los Blancos are building
up a head of steam, England striker Welbeck tracks
back and dispossesses Alonso in the middle of the
park. Good work there from the United man!
15′ - SO CLOSE! Rooney's searching corner is
cleared to the feet of Fletcher on the edge of the
box and the midfielder fizzes a low shot just wide
of Casillas' post!
14′ - Fletcher pings the ball beautifully across the
park for Young, who plays in Mata in the box, but
the Spaniard is crowded out and United win a
corner.
10′ - Modric stabs a looping pass forward for Bale
but Keane is over quickly to stifle any danger and
put the ball out for a throw. This game is warming
up nicely. It has the feel of a cup final!
8′ - Louis van Gaal's side are passing it around at
the back here looking for a window of opportunity
in the Madrid midfield. Welbeck picks it up outside
the box and turns into trouble instantly as Pepe
clears.
6′ - Alonso is brought tumbling to the ground by
Herrera just outside the centre circle. We can
expect more tackles like that in this game as United
press through Young on the left-hand-side.
3′ - Los Blancos have had a good, steady start to
this game, teasing the Red Devils with strong
possession play. The noise inside the stadium is
extraordinary and will definitely up the tempo of
play on the pitch.
1′ - The referee blows his whistle and the game
gets underway, with Real Madrid kicking from left
to right.
… - Earlier on today, Inter Milan beat their Italian
rivals Roma 2-0 thanks to goals from former Red
Devils captain Nemanja Vidic and Yuto Nagatomo.
… - The atmosphere is building to a crescendo
here in The Big House. Has a pre-season friendly
ever come hand-in-hand with such a buzz of
excitement? There are 109,000 fans inside the
stadium! The sun is baking down on the pitch and
the world is watching and waiting as the teams line-
up in the tunnel...
… - As for the Champions League winners, Carlo
Ancelotti names a strong side that features the
likes of Gareth Bale, Luka Modric, Xabi Alonso, Pepe
and maligned-Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas. The
big news that Cristiano Ronaldo may not face his
former side tonight does little to dampen the
excitement in the build-up to this clash. Believe me,
there is never a friendly when these two giants of
the game are in town!
… - New Red Devils boss Louis van Gaal has been
vocal in the press about the implementation of his
3-5-2 formation and he is again utilising it here in
the USA with Michael Keane slotting in next to Phil
Jones and Jonny Evans at the back whilst Darren
Fletcher will captain the side.
… - Real Madrid (4-4-2): Casillas; Arbeloa, Pepe,
Ramos, Nacho; Carvahal, Modric, Alonso, Illara;
Bale, Isco.
… - Man Utd (3-5-2): De Gea; M Keane, Jones,
Evans; Valencia, Herrera, Fletcher, Young; Mata;
Rooney, Welbeck.
… - Hello, good evening and welcome to this
exciting International Champions Cup tie between
two of the biggest sides in world football -
Manchester United and Real Madrid. I am Hayden
Gribble and if you stick with me faithful reader I
shall guide you through all of the action of what
looks like a mouthwatering clash at The Big House,
Michigan. The team news is coming right up.
Match Info
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Blain(m): 3:18pm On Dec 15, 2013
@ xxxtedxxx
Watt do I do,to kip ma reltnship funfull*i'm nt d intrestn kinda guy,wah do I do?10ks man
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Promised Me Sex If I Introduce Her To My Mum As My Fiancee by Blain(m): 3:13pm On Dec 01, 2013
2yrs nd no"...?"Guy You strong o!!!soap go de very scarce 4 ur room o!!!...is she a virgin?if no,"forget her!!!!"...gels and their condition...had a chick who wuld not want me 2 touch her boobs while kissn...

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Properties / Re: Amazing Architectural Drawings And Building Plans by Blain(m): 3:08pm On Nov 15, 2013
LONGFELLOW02:

U can use ur bottom 2bcm landlady sharply.

Wait o. Na landlady u wan be or houselady?
dude d lady z finkn big!!!!
Romance / Re: Men Cry Too by Blain(m): 9:11am On Oct 16, 2013
Abbey2sam: Do you seriously expect me to read all this?
sorry,cus You missed...
Nairaland / General / Re: Problems Only Introverts Will Understand by Blain(m): 7:01pm On Sep 03, 2013
Pls o,r we rili celebrtn world introvertz day?just askn oB undecided lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Involved In An Accident This Morning by Blain(m): 2:58pm On Jun 15, 2013
50 mila witout accident prv?guy sue d manufctrz Jhoor angry
Religion / Re: Obadare To Be Buried In Gold- Plated Casket. by Blain(m): 9:54am On Jun 15, 2013
Why nt giv dat huge sum 2 charity...
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Imo Government Debunks US Report by Blain(m): 9:09am On Jun 10, 2013
3rd 2 comment...*runs outside and hugs a soldier wit an A.k.47 in front of his house in burno*

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Nairaland / General / Re: Heartbroken Teenager Jumps From Third-floor Window In Suicide Bid by Blain(m): 4:35pm On May 29, 2013
Persin wan die,come still make am public!!!NA WA O...[color=#770077][/color] undecided
Car Talk / Re: Man Destroys Maserati Because He Was Angry With Dealer (photos) by Blain(m): 1:08pm On May 18, 2013
66.8m!i never knew it was just for one car o! shocked
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michael Or 2Face: Who Is More Appealing To Females? by Blain(m): 4:09pm On May 17, 2013
Why you no use 2 baba recent pic? undecided

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Culture / Re: The Most Ridiculous Bride Price You Have Ever Heard? by Blain(m): 6:53am On May 16, 2013
Janiobi: Come Anambra cime marry naa, U go over pay like CAPITAL LETTER MAD MAN. That place naa business zone.
No money
No marry
cheesy grin
lIE!ma mumsi na Anambara woman,nd ma dad paid less.na y dem d enjoy good relatnshp 4rm ma dad o!UMULERI!!!
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Banky-W And Waje Blowing Kisses Before AMMA Awards by Blain(m): 5:58am On Apr 22, 2013
You criticize the head while it's busy thinking of how to make real money!
Crime / Re: Dead Bodies Found Floating On Anambra River by Blain(m): 8:12am On Jan 20, 2013
victorD3: Am shocked no one has blamed GEJ yet
grow up!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Brain Damaging Habits To Avoid by Blain(m): 5:20pm On Jan 14, 2013
xxyz17: I agree with u except on number 3! Joor o cheesy
baba,no fear!!!dem dn hit u hard
Music/Radio / Re: Pictures From Music Meets Runway by Blain(m): 5:19pm On Jan 02, 2013
If na persin wear dat cut and join wea "LINDA IKEJI"wear,she 4 murder dat persin 4 her BLOG.NW LOOK WAT SHE IS PUTN ON 4 DE PUBLIC 2 SEE ND COMENT ABI?I STIL DNT DOUBT MA GRANDMA WEN SHE SAID"LADYS WILL SON GON ON PANT N BRA ALL IN DE NAME OF FASHON ONE DAY"d lady on de 4th pic,is she tryin to show us de l8tst "BRA"in town?GOD SAVE US ALL!!!
Technology Market / Re: I NEED A TORCH Phone For 25k by Blain(m): 11:47am On Jan 01, 2013
Babalakin: a torch phone for d said amount is urgently needed. .call me 07037822270
get ready to spend de rest of ur income on trayin to fix it.betr use de money and get ur self a new curve or frly used bold 2 in good conditn.
Politics / Re: VIPs Fly In Military Helicopters To Azazi's Burial by Blain(m): 5:43pm On Dec 31, 2012
Kzinne: Jonathan is the worst nigerian head of state ever, worse than abacha
you betr shut your pie hole*if you have gat nothing to say.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Husband Becomes Woman After 20 Years Of Marriage by Blain(m): 3:39pm On Dec 31, 2012
1st to comment!!!*runs out n trow banger!!!! grin

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Politics / Re: Jonathan, Dickson, Archbishop Trade Words at Azazi's Burial by Blain(m): 7:29am On Dec 31, 2012
berem: Why im no go complain? If the road from bayelsa to portharcourt was not deplorable,would Azazi and others who died in the crash bother to use a military helicopter?
[color=#000099][/color]must he be a muslm?it was a beta oprtnty de clergy man had 2 make his point directly 2 de pot belly men.

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