El Guapo: ^^ The touts are actually doing their Industrial training [I.T] here, they dont harm people on Weekdays, they Just Fart -- One is around

walks in2 d bar lukd around 2 see if dose touts elguapo mentiond last tym r around..cleard my throat hrmm...i bled 4 barca last nite wat a humiliatin defeat 4rm bayern munich

El Guapo:

And all these are the requirements the Babalawo instructed u bring for the Ritual? I think something is Missing



Tufiakwa -- 8yrs of no Success, I cant take such risk on my Business either

walked in2 d bar looked around 2 see if some touts r around,fank jah dem nor dey around!wat a humiliation...ooO my heart bleeds 4 barca as i watch bayern trash dem 4 goals 2 nafin...infact elguapo giv me fried beans nd roasted rice im starving

Keziehenry: Hmmm,i dont even know my marital status,am i single,marid or engaged

bros yu r confused

Advance learner dictionary defines Love as a strong feeling of deep affection for sb/sth,especially a member of ur family or friend while Lust is a very strong sexual desire especially when love is not involved...these two conflicting definitions help to seperate love 4rm lust.by definition alone the two differ in that,love is based on an affinity while lust is based on desire.the two also differ in how they affect a relationship but sometimes it becomes difficult to seperate the two because lust can exist in the presense of love..
My question now is "viewers on what basis would you define your relationship...Love or Lust.whats your take on this issues[color=#000099][/color]

El Guapo: **Serves Ecomog and Blidz their Orders**

Ogbeni Blidz, easy with the way u call it a Controversial win, there are some touts here ready to Open ur head with Bottle!

i can see yu r also an arsenal fan

El Guapo:

Choi! You sabi Lie Eh...

Samsung confirmed that when such happens, the Device must have dictated a fellow Brother.

Whatta U not telling Me?

bald man,sowie bra man,giv me 1 chilled bottle of star....luks around any arsenal fans dey here?....una well done o 4 d controversial victory over norwich

dahonestboss:

Mr man

This does not apply to all girls generally. Like I said earlier, this trait is common in younger females and shallow thinking girls. Even yield (that is a woman) testified that there are girl who are like these,

Oya, go sell your food now.

Girls like 2 date bad guys because they feel secured wiv dem (ie d bad guys) while d nice guys r kept in dere friend zone

Ijele-igbo:
When you love someone so much more than they
love you, you set the stage for that person to reject
you. It's like putting pressure on someone to eat
even though he or she is not hungry, and then
feeling bad about the person's inability to eat as
much as you want - YOUR FAULT, NOT THE
PERSON'S...
Well, here are some signs that you've crossed the
line between "loving" to "loving too much".

1. You felt empty and unloved before you met him
or her, but now you feel even emptier and
insecure.

2. You want to talk to him or her every few hours/
see him or her every few days but unlike you, he or
she is able to go for long periods of time without
talking to you or seeing you - and it doesn't seem
to bother him or her.

3. Most times - its either you're thinking - "he or
she loves me so much" or "it's all over, he/she is
not going to call."

4. Much of your day is consumed thinking of this
special person and developing strategies of what
you'll say or do (and when) to make him/her see
that you are meant for each other etc.

5. He or she seems extraordinarily independent and
this is driving you nuts. He or she even makes you
feel you could have sex with someone else and it
wouldn't matter.

6. One moment, you find yourself unable to hold
back from telling him or her that he or she is unfair,
selfish, insensitive, unmotivated etc and the next
moment you are professing your love and desire for
a committed relationship.

7. You live for his or her love - and in moments of
insecurity you try to squeeze out some words or
actions that reassure you that he or she loves you
and is there to stay - although deep inside you
know that putting pressure on him or her is the
worst thing to do.

8. You feel like you are getting mixed signals from
him or her (you probably are). One moment he or
she is open and wants to be close and the next, his
or her words and actions seem to say "I need my
space' or "leave me alone".

9. You're are trying so badly to please him or her,
and do things to show him or her that you are
deeply in love, and in the process losing yourself to
the point that you are becoming increasingly "too
serious' and"overly sensitive'.

10. You want to (and actually do) talk about the
relationship more than he or she wants to. And
many of your talks about the relationship leave you
feeling more insecure, unlovable and second-rate.

11. There is another man or woman in the picture -
and your man or woman can't seem to get him or
herself to end the relationship with that other man
or woman. You can see that he or she is genuinely
confused because he or she loves the other person
too - or more!

12. Your assessment of where the relationship is at
is different from his or hers - and when you point
this out, he or she says you are making him or her
feel pressured for something he or she can't give or
isn't ready for.

13. His or her life - professional and social - seems
so full that there is not much room for you. The
more you try to fit in, the more you feel like the
"outsider" and he or she is not doing much to
include you.

14. The last time you tried to back away a little to
try seeing things clearer, you couldn't even pull
that one through. You got so scared that a little
distance might end the relationship completely.

15. You have sex with him or her because you
think that's what he or she wants - you hope and
pray that the closeness of sex will bring the two of
closer to each other - but it only makes you feel
used.

16. You are constantly trying to see the negatives
of the relationship in positive light and focing
yourself to believe him or her - even when what he
or she is saying defies simple common sense.

17. You are obsessed with trying to interprete,
understand and clarify his or her every word and
action. You are constantly searching FB pages like
Sex Life for articles, asking friends and even
strangers what they think - does he or she love me
or not?

18. He or she is in total control of his or her feelings
and of the relationship. You are the powerless
clinger.

19. Your anxiety is on the high end - you are really
afraid that this relationship might end (and
expecting it to) anytime really soon.

20. There is a part of you that just wants to end it
all - wants him or her to leave so that you can
regain your lost power (feel normal again), yet you
are frightened of that too.
Loving too much is a relationship-killer!
Interestingly, most men and women end the
relationship with you, NOT BECAUSE THEY DO NOT
LOVE YOU BUT BECAUSE YOUR "TOO MUCH
LOVING" PLACES YOUR PARTNER UNDER SO MUCH
PRESSURE.
At the end, it all boils down to one simple fact -
"Too Much of Everything Is Bad - Even Love"
PERFECT IS BORING...

#Dr. Olu...

yu r right its happenin 2 me...dere is dis gal i so much luv buh i fink im takin it 2 fast,i always feel insecure weneva im wiv her

megareal: You don't need to ask as we all know that ''money answereth all things'' including romance.

megareal wat if in a situation d guy is not financially boyant nd yu luv him...wat'll yu do?

Darlene babe: wen u romance finish, u no dey hungry? abi na romance u go chop. the two jare

darlene e be like say yu go like money o

In a relationship,which is important a)Romance b)Finance
wats ur take nd give reasons

Kingso23:

man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....

I don't blame him...dat tin in btwn his 2 legs does almost half of his tinkin so im not suprised by d way he reason...stupid imp

El Guapo:

Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir?

Ran str8 in2 d bar sweating profusely...Elguapo ahh gbege don happen o,,pantin heavily ur ur customer don kill lasman for one way o as i dey talk 2 yu so dem don arrest am e be like say na kirikiri dem dey carry am go so o

Ryda: dumb question "you are poor simple no comment."

@Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @times

El Guapo: **Takes a glance up at his drawer from where he's sitting, to make sure the Criminals arguing haven't made away with his Money**

Ibo boy,no one messes around wit his naira

Okiki_Oluwa: Hey peeps, what's that thing that pisses you off & you can never use your money to buy? I have a top 10
list of mine.
Honestly I can't spend my money on any of these things. They are;
1. I ll never use my money to buy brand new notes (money) Some people buy new money inother to spend them during parties.

2. I ll never use my money to marry a 2nd hand woman.

3. I ll never use my money to watch Manchester United play football.

4. I ll never spend my money on Bleaching Creams.

5. I ll never buy a Branded Outfits of another celebrity. Me sef be star. I ll rather wear a cloth branded 4 me.

6. I ll never spend my money on Public Toilets.

7. I ll never spend on Sex or Asewo (Either long time or short time).

8. I ll never use my money to watch a Stripper.

9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao!

10. I ll never spend my money on Alcohols.

Whats that thing that you can never spend your money on?
Please add yours.

na poverty dey worrey you

walexydon: Tym 2 test our IQ capacity with some riddles and brain teasers...

I am something....greater than God, more evil than d devil, the poor has me, the rich lacks me and if U̶̲̥̅̊ eat me, U̶̲̥̅̊'ll die!!! What am i

Av fun and keep d riddles coming!!!

im first on earth,second in heaven,im always found in the middle of the sea nd i comes twice in a week......wat im i?

cricifixo: If the children of Israel were Nigerians, they would've wasted the whole day on the Red sea taking pics & updating: "Chilling with Moses..Miracle things"....

Add yours to make this thread lively

they would have stollen pharoahs golden cup nd many treasures along wiv dem...

If OBJ marries wierd mc how will dere offspring look like?
If Prof Patrick marries patience(GEJ) what will dere offspring be in d nearest future?
If Akpors marries Ekaette who will dey give birth to?
Add ur own
Lets kip it rolling

El Guapo:

Anything?☺

I need ur ATM Card with the Pin

Ahh oloriburuku omo ale...yu 4 ask 4 ATM machine

El Guapo:

Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir?

are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like

El Guapo:

Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir?

are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like

El Guapo:

Yeah Oga, as at when that Menu was pasted, the then owner of this bar Jackpot, never had an idea what a Point n Kill Is.

I Suggested the treat to him but he kept thinking it was something different, he actually taught it was carrying a gun and around, pointing and killing People - He Slapped me at the Idea.

At the Moment, we'v got the Mouthwatering Point n Kill In Lizards, Snails, Snakes, Buffallos, Hippopotamus, Whales, Elephant and all those Big animals that needs to be pointed and Killed.

El Guapo give every one wateva dey want on my account cos 2day is my buffday

El Guapo: ^^ I dont need to Call the police to foil ur Bombing plans.

You're a Calabar man, i'd simply brainwash u by merely serving u a hot plate of Dog meat

in our tribe we dnt eat dog meat dat means ur plan can neva work on me...im sure yu must hve heard of Asari Dokubo d head of millitant just want 2 let yu knw dat i am is right hand man

El Guapo:

When were u released?

Was Planning to visit Kirikiri this weekend

blidz2:El guapo me nd ben-10 was planning on actin prison break in kirikiri buh we later discoverd dat dere is no means of escaping once yu r in dat walls

El Guapo:

When were u released?

Was Planning to visit Kirikiri this weekend

blidz2:El guapo me nd ben-10 was planning on actin prison break in kirikiri buh we later discoverd dat dere is no means of escaping once yu r in dat walls

El Guapo: ^^ Weed? Sorry young man, we dont train touts here



Hehe - To Sell my Bar? Oga u sure say u dey Value dis ur Life ni?

Boko haram Or Militants, which do u prefer to face their Firing squad?



Better person ur head dey there Jare.

Fit reach tomorrow na, Kingso and Blidz go come drop Juju for here - And the bizness go shut down like that!

blidz2: elguapo dont try me cos im a rebel 4rm kalabari i'll cum nd exploid dis bar coupled wiv all ur customers i bet yu no 1 will survive it...

El Guapo: ^^ Weed? Sorry young man, we dont train touts here



Hehe - To Sell my Bar? Oga u sure say u dey Value dis ur Life ni?

Boko haram Or Militants, which do u prefer to face their Firing squad?



Better person ur head dey there Jare.

Fit reach tomorrow na, Kingso and Blidz go come drop Juju for here - And the bizness go shut down like that!

blidz2: elguapo dont try me cos im a rebel 4rm kalabari i'll cum nd explode dis bar coupled wiv all ur customers i bet yu no 1 will survive it...

El Guapo:

Your Carrot business?

blidz2:I was finkin of selling "rendevous jokers bar joint"hope its a gud idea?

El Guapo:

Your Carrot business?

blidz2:I was finkin of selling "rendevous jokers bar joint"hope its a gud idea?

El Guapo: Uhm Blidz abeg leave that guy make em sale market -- He paid for ma Hand

Thats Unlike having Fumigators and Coffin sellers paying under Jackpot's helm, we actually lost a life then

elguapo so i can actually advertize ma bizness here

DJDOLA: I STOP BEDWETTING ON MY FINAL YEAR AT UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS....

DJDOLA: I STOP BEDWETTING ON MY FINAL YEAR AT UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS....

confirm e be like say na dsame hospital dem born both of us

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Kingso23: .......wllks into bar wt a big froun on ma face went straight 2 the seat of 2 dt i hve reserved @ d dimly lit corner of d bar, ws jst sitting down 2 my first bottle of henessy while waitng 4 my brand new gal who is on her way here 2 join me when i saw a guy angrily stormed into d bar & i overheard him shrilling 2 d bar man....



luked @ the speaker nd i thought *who is dz dude? d face kind f luk familier bt i cnt remember ever metting him before so i say let me ask him* 'bross na me be kingso, who ar u nd which girl ar u talking about.....?

blidz2:efemena:*my luv