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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 1:09pm On Mar 25, 2013
El Guapo:

Yeah Oga, as at when that Menu was pasted, the then owner of this bar Jackpot, never had an idea what a Point n Kill Is.

I Suggested the treat to him but he kept thinking it was something different, he actually taught it was carrying a gun and around, pointing and killing People - He Slapped me at the Idea.

At the Moment, we'v got the Mouthwatering Point n Kill In Lizards, Snails, Snakes, Buffallos, Hippopotamus, Whales, Elephant and all those Big animals that needs to be pointed and Killed. cheesy
El Guapo give every one wateva dey want on my account cos 2day is my buffday
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:35pm On Mar 25, 2013
blidz2:
El Guapo give every one wateva dey want on my account cos 2day is my buffday

Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir? cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 7:00pm On Mar 25, 2013
El Guapo:

Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir? cheesy cheesy
are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like cool
El Guapo:

Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir? cheesy cheesy
are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:54am On Mar 26, 2013
blidz2:
are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like cool
are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like

Anything?☺

I need ur ATM Card with the Pin cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 12:25pm On Mar 26, 2013
El Guapo:

Anything?☺

I need ur ATM Card with the Pin cheesy
Ahh oloriburuku omo ale...yu 4 ask 4 ATM machine undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:32pm On Mar 26, 2013
Kingso23: ran into bar sweating profusely *oluwa egbami ooooo! sme 1 pls help! My Range rover sport that cost me fortunes has just been snatch from me by some heavily armed men @ the parking lot right outside dz Godforsaken bar, whre do i go from here nw ooooooo!......*


you dont mean it!!

But i thought i saw you using a footwagon and now u are saying they stole ur legs

i think u are high on hypo or sumfin.

*examine him carefully

yelz he is drunk...ßaldman plz take care of him.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:41pm On Mar 26, 2013
Kingso23: Driving by on my way back from my gf's place after we had quarrel sighted a bar wt a NEON light drove my 2013 MDRN computrised RANGE-ROVER SPORT into the vip parking space, wearyly look aroun d area for security men but couldnt find non so i orderd d head lamp off and activate the security system, picked up my heavy wallet steps out fron d jeep and into d bar...........


the above post was the number one reason "JaH" made yuh poor.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:16pm On Mar 26, 2013
Ryda:


the above post was the number one reason "JaH" made yuh poor.





what do u mean Xpanciate pls
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:26pm On Mar 26, 2013
undecidedAnd by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor...... :- :- :-
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:27pm On Mar 26, 2013
@Ryda... And by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor...... :- :- :-
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 10:51pm On Mar 27, 2013
**Takes a glance up at his drawer from where he's sitting, to make sure the Criminals arguing haven't made away with his Money**
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 6:53am On Mar 28, 2013
El Guapo: **Takes a glance up at his drawer from where he's sitting, to make sure the Criminals arguing haven't made away with his Money**
Ibo boy,no one messes around wit his naira grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:59am On Mar 28, 2013
blidz2:
Ibo boy,no one messes around wit his naira grin grin grin

Broda Business first... cheesy

I don make Orders this Morning for una favorites - Wondering when this my Customers go Begin drink Beer
grin grin

Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by 4X4: 3:29pm On Mar 28, 2013
paintings and carvings at
very cheap prices. paintings @ 30k.

Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:11pm On Mar 28, 2013
Kingso23: @Ryda... And by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor...... :- :- :-
dumb question angry "you are poor simple no comment."
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 9:54pm On Mar 29, 2013
Ryda: dumb question angry "you are poor simple no comment."
@Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @times

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 12:16pm On Mar 30, 2013
El Guapo:

Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir? cheesy cheesy
Ran str8 in2 d bar sweating profusely...Elguapo ahh gbege don happen o,,pantin heavily ur ur customer don kill lasman for one way o as i dey talk 2 yu so dem don arrest am e be like say na kirikiri dem dey carry am go so o cry cry cry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:52am On Mar 31, 2013
blidz2:
@Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @times


Hmmmmm nd I see the only one reason that made u think like an animal••••"talking wid my mouth" here on NL does that make any senz to u? U are so d@ft that u don't even reason before typing nd I know these hallucinations are due to the gross amount of alcohol u hve been consuming•
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 5:05pm On Mar 31, 2013
blidz2:
@Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @times

man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Jloy(m): 8:08pm On Mar 31, 2013
I fit order for indomie and chilled lipton with a 3feet sugercane for balancing.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 11:15am On Apr 01, 2013
Na wa o... what's with all the art works?? Is this not our Bar again?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 8:52am On Apr 02, 2013
Kingso23:

man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....
I don't blame him...dat tin in btwn his 2 legs does almost half of his tinkin so im not suprised by d way he reason...stupid imp
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 12:09pm On Apr 02, 2013
angry angry angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 8:11pm On Apr 03, 2013
Kingso23:

man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....


life is short and u intend to spend every bit of it being stupeed...should i call that an achievement or what?
Nd u knw what?
Am high on weed with ur pot bellied bald headed father.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:57pm On Apr 03, 2013
blidz2:
I don't blame him...dat tin in btwn his 2 legs does almost half of his tinkin so im not suprised by d way he reason...stupid imp


ur cumbcks sucks...nd ur primitive brain is malfunctioning, I wont mind using them for pratical.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 11:26am On Apr 04, 2013
When una go fight sef -- Am donating 10 Bottles for the Showdown grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 1:34pm On Apr 05, 2013
barman could u pls send 1 of ur bouncers over here with urgent alarity cos i have a situation here that i'll need em 2 take cre of angry angry angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 10:53pm On Apr 05, 2013
Kingso23: barman could u pls send 1 of ur bouncers over here with urgent alarity cos i have a situation here that i'll need em 2 take cre of angry angry angry


the madman is seeking the ßaldman intervention...go home, u are drunk.

Erm bOuncer plz tke care of vis drunkard he is so high like mount everest.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by omcmgt: 1:46pm On Apr 06, 2013
"The Chosen ones Ordained by Dagrin to REP his life after death" O.M.C All-Stars Hits The Music Industry In Grand Style. http://naijagistngossips..co.uk/2013/04/omc-all-stars-hits-music-industry-in.html?m=1. Twitt @OMC_RECORDS

Damn this guyz are truly Ordained cuz this rap hit is 100% Legendary.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2013
omcmgt: "The Chosen ones Ordained by Dagrin to REP his life after death" O.M.C All-Stars Hits The Music Industry In Grand Style. http://naijagistngossips..co.uk/2013/04/omc-all-stars-hits-music-industry-in.html?m=1. Twitt @OMC_RECORDS

Damn this guyz are truly Ordained cuz this rap hit is 100% Legendary.


u no sabi road to music section ba?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 6:19am On Apr 07, 2013
I wonder how many of my Customers here are Senators?...

There's a house of Reps for all of You - We've got a motion to Impeach the Present Speaker Alhaji Xynerise, we need u all to make it to the house to Help get rid of this Kidnapper of a Speaker! grin

Visit :
www.nairaland.com/905920/nairaland-house-representative-a.k.a-house/5#905920.179
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 7:55am On Apr 07, 2013
angrily stormed outa da bar.....*moderfucking drunk getting on my nerves, i better live nw b4 i send someone to the devel* angry angryangry

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