jeromestarks:

I was bathing in my compound one day when this girl walked in without knocking at the gate. She saw me and turned away. I confidently continued bathing while I asked her what's up.
She said she came looking for phone charger. I told I don't have and she walked away.
Days later, we met on the street and she told me that she was sorry for seeing my pen!s. I said no problem. Then she told her friend that it was big. (I actually have average size d!ck). The friend smiled and gave me a sweet look.
As a Sharp guy who doesn't want random sex, I quickly told her " no o. My D is actually small, she's lying"
To my greatest surprise, the friend said " small is even better. Those big ones are problem".

Danisaint112:


When any girl tells you, you have a small penis, you let her know that it's not your fault that her Pussy has been over stretched/widened by several men.
I think that would end that statement from her forever.

DonPADRO:



I goggle Coconut oil for skin and it appears that the one i really need is the extra virgin coconut oil (which is solid at room temperate like cream) and not the fresh ones (liquid at room temperature) they make here in Nigeria which is treated with heat..

portplus:


I am 99.9% sure you are a PH person.

Divay22:

That soap can make your skin dry.. You need a good moisturizer for it

Shedrack777:
why won't people realize that a man/woman is not meant only you to enjoy and have sex with? the day we remove this mentality from our mind, is the time that 85% of our worries and problems will be gone forever.
i'm married, but i won't be shocked if my wife is caught cheating (not because she has any atom of it) because i've put it at the bottom of my heart that my righteous and perfect wife might be imperfect. after all, she's human

Ashleyadams:

Bros no be all female moniker be female.

Tranquility2345:


This is not about age. It’s about common sense. How can a man work for his money and spend it on a woman in the sense of developing her? Buying her wigs, cream, paying her school fees, buying her clothes and underwear, buying her foodstuff and even giving her pocket money? Are you her father? What nonesense. I figured the senselessness in this since I was in primary school!

As a gentleman, maybe pay for dates and that’s for man wey get money. If you no get money, you have no business chasing women. Na so many young fools dey ruin their lives.

And for the umpteenth time, stay the fk away from broke girls. You fools will not hear. If you like continue to dey toast woman wey her papa na gateman..Anything wey you see for road, take am like that. Na you sabi

Ashleyadams:

I know rumuola, agip, GRA, mile 1 - mile 3, elekahia, Slaughter, oyigbo, Igbo eche.

Infact I know port-Harcourt on an average level.

So how can I get to the kalabari community you're talking about?

Patrioticbreed9:

Swears esp the ogoja and obudu ones.

But i prefer the efiks handsdown.

When it comes to being loyal and cultured cross rivers north is the closest we have to the hausas in south south but at the same time they can be primitive.

BigCowH0rn:



Lol, I didn't think the day would ever come when anyone would put my name and 'coward' in the same sentence on this forum.

My guy, I'm not a troll but a Super-Troll. I e-murder trolls for fun. I've been at it for years but nothing lasts forever.
I'm so famous on this forum that once you mention BigCowHorn at the beginning of any thread everyone runs away... Only new members don't know me.

When i come for someone that person must deactivate or do what i want.. else i won't rest. I was feared on here for many years.
I sent so many fools packing off this forum especially the ones who attack helpless women.

When Datboredberri first came to NL her moniker was Blue..vy and she was 16. She loved to open threads and get attention and that brought so many enemies.. I shut all of them down. That's how we became friends. She was unsafe only when i was not there

I did the same thing with Kh..iaa, even sisterfire and her gang. Once you touch them you are finished. It's Satanist attack on Khiaa that made me clash with him.. we had no other beef.

I can match him in every way and do better.
My monikers on this site are more than 200. I've forgotten so many and abandoned most. So many are under 10 years ban
I use expensive personalized emails in my business not free gmails like normal people. I pay for it in dollars
My emails look something like this... ObamaCEO@KodaLTD.com not gmail.com or yahoo.com
I could create 1000 email accounts today based on KodaLTD.com and open as many monikers if i want but e no dey pay. Na precious time e dey waste

Look at this moniker...

https://www.nairaland.com/blueairsmom

That was me like 3 years ago fighting one of the smartest and most educated trolls you will ever see on Nairaland all because he touched sisterfire whose moniker was Husbandsnatcha then. I fought him and his friend for six months and rendered their main monikers useless. They had to use alternates to hide and i always smoked them out.
When we eventually made peace they stayed away form Sisterfire completely and stopped trolling even till today

There was a notorious Nairaland canceller long before Satanist.. I sent him and his 4 monkers packing after i caught him bullying a lady called Midnighter.

In 5 year on this forum I have never lost a fight except once...
Way back in 2018 i tangled with someone i believe is Se.un using an alternate
I know cos after i kicked his ass for like a week he set things up so each time I quoted or mentioned him bots banned me for 7 days automatically. That's what happens when the admin of a website site who is a coder adds a special code to the bot line targeting you particular.

I have come up against people who blackmail and defame others for a living...
You see that often among people who do business on this forum... they will do anything to destroy their business rivals.
But there are those who just hang their scam on the necks of innocent people and vanish.
Schemes like these involve serious money and police case. You find such in Business and Technology sections

Trust me, Satanist who is disturbing people in romance section still dey learn work were so chronic criminals dey
It's more like he's having fun and or trying to live the life he hasn't got offline.

Listen, Narialand is Satanist's life. He is not going anywhere cos he can't live such life of freedom and importance offline?
He'll be around a long time and his crimes will just evolves
The mods will be hapless and tired.
You and beanmanX will get tired.
Why? cos you can't drive away a desperate and determined man out of his house...
Know this and know peace.

I'm a businessman with bills.. a lot of bills.. people look up to me for their livelihood now.
I have no time for nonsense anymore
Nonsense is when you spend so much time and energy chasing people all over nairaland
Nonsense si when you do all this for so long.. months and years... and no one pays you for it.

Ever wondered why the mods never banned Satanist completely even when you keep reporting? You think they are dumb?
Ever wondered why Seun makes this website so free... how does he make money?
Your endless comments and threads, which makes this website rank very high in goggle search, bring more and more people here...and so advertisers pay Seun a lot to post ads here.
The truth is, instead of making money for yourself and your family... instead or working or studying... you are busy making money for another with all you fights and threads about Satanist.

The total amount of time I spent on Nairaland last year was horrific and I had nothing to show for it in my life but over 3k comments with multiple monikers. Even my business was struggling
Just when i made a new year resolution to leave Nairaland for good Satanist came with his wahala and we fought for 3 months
By end of February i was so furious at myself for allowing nonsense destory my plans for the new year that i just logged off Nairaland and stayed away. I did not regret that cos my life and finances improved due to my dedication to work
Now I'm back and refuse to allow anyone drag me into a long war you think I'm a coward.
My dear, there gets a time when they strong do not go quickly to war due to wisdom... not weakness.


You are so young my friend. Your outlook to life is immature.
Trust me, life doesn't happen the way you think it.

My hope is your friendship with Divoc19 will open your eyes to the reality of life.
She is so matured and experienced you know. i checked... I read between the lines on all her thread
Keep her close. This is one love you must mix with lots of respect if you don't wanna get dumped... permanently *(mature type like her don't tolerate rubbish.. at least not for long).


Cheers!

bepositive11:


He's a mature man who can be vulnerable. So called alpha males who suppress their emotions are the grown babies who throw tantrums