My old auntie used to sneak up to me at weddings, pork me in the ribs and whisper, "You are next".
She stopped when I started doing the same to her at funerals.

Is this supposed to be a joke or something?

Na wah for some people ooo.

I am getting ready for an oral interview with KPMG, then I stumbled on this.

Thanks man, you are another messaiah.

The test is going to hold @ Abuja tomorrow, simultaneously with the Lagos own.
My friend got the invitation.

I sent my application and got a delivery failure mail a day later. What could possibly be wrong? Or is the e-mail no longer job.applications@gloworld.com

I received a similar call last week from 01 too. I picked it but could not make head or tail from what the person was saying before it cut off.

I hope say na Shell oooo.Been waiting to hear from them.

Hey y'all, over the past two days,I've had calls on my mobile phone from 2 rather strange numbers - 01 and 0911, though the network was poor and I couldn't get what they were trying to say.

My first thought was that it could be a corporate body trying to contact me, since I'm in the labour market. But even at that, I'm somehow confused (what with my friend trying to frighten me by telling me that those were "mystical numbers".

Please guys,does anyone know what these numbers mean?

People, when is Shell ever going to release the result of the selection test for Graduate Human Resources Officer we took.
They are really taking their time and my patience is fast thinning out oo.

Seun, no offence but I think u have a one track mind.

I don't know about banning Afeni or not, but the guy has an ego the size of Nigeria and he actually pisses me off sometimes.

If I were Seun,I would ban him, PRONTO.

Things exist whether you believe it or not. Some people in remote villages of Africa do not believe in some of the wonders of science.Does their unbelief change anything?
Some folks do not believe that HIV/AIDS exist.Does that mean it really doesn't exist?

The fact remains that,whether Seun and people like him believe in God or not, He remains God.

People like Hotstepper should come to this thread & learn.She keeps dissing Christ Embassy as though God gave her a divine mandate to put that ministry down.

Remember the parable of the Kingdom of God being like a man that cast his net into the waters.The net came up with all manners of fish.The man now sat down to select the good ones and throw away the bad ones.

But some people would prefer to do the selection for God.
It's so,so sad.

Hotstepper:

yea, very common with all diz christ embassy etc churches

Hotstepper,i would really like u to throw more light on this.U mentioned Christ Embassy as though u have personally experienced "Romance" there.

It's people like u that would wake up tomorrow to give us a "Da Vinci Code"; running their mouth about things they are ignorant about.

@ Moukee

Well,the way I see it, it all depends on whether u are a Christian or a Jew;whether u are under grace or under the law.

The new creation Christian is not under the law.That means he is not obliged to keeping to the letters of the commandments handed to Moses, in order to be righteous.Righteousness is his nature,just the way a dog takes naturally to barking and fish takes naturally to water, so he takes naturally to righteousness.

Go read your Bible well.Otherwise, quit shooting your mouth about things u hardly understand.

This thread is unfortunately, degenerating into an anti-Christian one. Unbelievers & atheists have found somewhere to express their ignorance of spiritual things.

Imagine,calling men of God names
*Shakes head sadly*

It's just another beautiful day in Zion.Come on,saints, let's rejoice and be glad.

No mind all these tough-talk oo,some people here are scared shitless of what might happen that day.

Garri (u know,the type u soak in water,add sugar,milk and peanut and, bon appetit!

Boiled water

Indomie noodles

Let's see:
Water
Ice-cream
Banana
orange
milk
mayonnaise
bread
soup(egusi,of course)
aahhhhhh,, and the damn cockroaches

Let's see:
Water
Ice-cream
Banana
orange
milk
mayonnaise
bread
soup(egusi,of course)
aahhhhhh,, and the damn cockroaches

If any religious group is declaring fasting and praying just because the calendar reads "6th June,2006", methink that's just being paranoid.

Though some people might try to do something odd or weird that day just for the publicity(especially in the U.S. & Europe), I believe it will be just another beautiful day,in a beautiful year.

@ bolex

Apologies accepted.No hard feelings, man.

I no dey vex again.

@ bolex & exu
U guys don't want to see me angry,do u?
I only put it there for people to let people know what's making the rounds in religious circles.I didn't make any predictions for that day,did I?
I think u guys should grow up.

@ lunafish
A very big AMEN to that.

Now,what's so funny about that?

All you guys writing the test in Lagos should keep the rest of us posted as to new developments ooo.

Wishing y'all the best.

6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast?

A lot has been said and written concerning the day & date, 6/6/06 ( 6th June, 2006) because of the mysterious number of the beast "666".

Some have gone ahead to make doomsday prophecies for that day.& to add to the frenzy,a wacky couple from England who are expecting their baby on that day, have come up with the name "Lucy" short for Lucifer for the unborn-baby.

Personally, I think the day will come and go like any other day.

What's your take on this?

@ exu
What's your definition of "luck"?

Interesting, Seun.Quite interesting story.

My bad, Rhodalyn.
But that doesn't tell me your favourite devotional guide.

Word, Donnie!
True talk there.

Hey y'all.There are so many daily devotionals and bible-guides around these days.I believe this is all good for the edification and building up of the saints of God.

There is "Our Daily Bread", "Rhapsody of Realities", "The Word Among Us", "Daily Manna" and many others.

I use "Rhapsody of Realities" and my life is blessed each day,as I study God's Word.
So,besides your Bible (which is a must, of course), which daily devotional do you enjoy most?