Did the zimbabwean redirect u to anoda URL? Nigerians ds our pay per cliq wahala, wey neva wrk 4 me shaa. I'd rada clik empty sapce, (js nx 2 ds parenthesis)

Who's wedding? Is dt d trad list?

Hmm can gues dt. Its realy crappy

Crazy we jst ask dt qxn evn wen dollar is at 235naira. Wud u hav fed her?

A need love. Am in Akwaibom. 07034667861

Where is die mambila abi sambisa mosque? Buhari we are xpectin more....#oliverTwisters

#SchoolIsTheLongestRoadToMakingMoney

Janet101:
Lazy student

. Hardworking student, wetin u done invent?

Gboyega laf naaa, abeeeeeg. Atleast Dts y u entered dis section

That's. what someonelse did before i got the job. So u c, its all around this pics homie, gbenga

Not minding how we pretend in this country, i have finally revealed to myself one agelong question: 'How Does These Teachers Love School? Do they? Especially my BusinessStudies teachers. (#whoDoesntHateHerBusinessStudiesTeacher)'.
I teach in a school at Ika Akwaibom state, And I started my Workers day on d 29th sef! So this pics might as well be true.

..So Just got stuff off my chest. And us hd learn boi. Share up noi, dnt die in ur block mind and head

The basis of my choice of FUTO in 2006 and again in 2007, was different from d common choice of 'Where do i get more population of my opposite sex'. Which is why Tech skuls now are havin increasing number of ladies (crowding in2 any soft course they could find derein) and my dudes are now squeezing in2 even nursing departments or colleges. FUTO owerri is now half guys, half ladies. Wooow! And IMSU is gradually lookin Gay! When i got in2 FUTO we could say its a Boys' High School, and so the relationship rules dt govern d outside (Mens') world, were all upturned, only a few could stand:
1. The good guys are boring and the bad guy is BAD!
2. Money speaketh, BooShits happen.
So i adapted 2 my life with girls in FUTO.
YEAR 1: lived in the Hostel (Hall B). Was funny at lecture Hall. But i lived in d skul Hostel so i only had d kinda gurls dt lovd a comedian, they wud prefer RAFFING to S..EX anytym. Stil hav some of em til nw(thier chats are filled wt upto 3gig of 'lols' and 'Lmaos'.
YEAR 2: tried 2 move offcampus chiefly cos of babes(sex) evn if na wt villagers. Unfortunately, my 1st year result came out and it destabilized me. Cudnt go Offkay. Lost half part of my humoros life. No babe again.
YEAR 3. Finally got offkay. But was surprised dt: 1st, Our gurls hav grown wiser. 2nd, its not easy gettin babes evn offcamp. Whole deal of tym and money is involved. During my fwend's SUG campaign period, i eventually landed one gurl dt tot 'dere's money in politics'.lol. Left her when i discovered she was a tomboy..Real one. I also discovered new 'Fishing ground', our neighbour skul, FEDPOLY NEKEDE. Had gurls dt lov 2 hand out wt a FUTO guy (winx). Plus indomie and egg.
FOURTH YEAR: half in skul, Half on IT. More lik 3rd year continued..
FIVE YEAR: big boys, year one gurls wanna hang wt d ANCESTORS. And ds tym, d gurls are alredy troopin in2 d boys skul, e gt enuf of d men.
LATER......

Hw mch am intrested

Dresses are make-ups too. Costs like a carton of MaryCae

Thanks y'all. Wel i am nw at akwaibom service nw. Will gt back here and tell what went down finally

Tnx yall. U're al 2 kind. So happy 2 use ds rum. I went 2 afrihub awka n requestes 4 java bt they hav only ccna 2 run ds summer in 2mths. Bt i wud av prefrd java doe. Proud of my GURUs here.

Wl 2mths do, to learn a language n dn develop wt time n practice?

What i can sieve here are as follows:
1. ON ENTERPRENURAL OPPORTUNITIES:
Of d two prigrammes, PROGRAMMING (LANGUAGES) has more enterpreneural chances than Networking (CCNA). Say, 70 to 30.
2. ON MY SIGHT ISSUESs; accordin 2 Asalimpo, both programmes are game. GREAT NEWS 4 me.
3. AVAILABLE TIME (2 mths):
it seems d minmal duration sufficient 4 a basic foundational knowledge on CCNA is more realisable. Say 70 to 30. So it swwms, frm d submissions so far.

Tnx Bros @abdul considrin a 2mth period! Do u tink its posibl 2 grasp a gud foudation on programmin upon wch i cn dn develop myslf? @tobsbola, mate, are ur tots on Java frm xperience?

@asalimpo on d lighter mood, ur thumb rule wud mean dt deres no PROs in naija.

asalimpo: Tellus ur field of study?

2 months is too small to bring yourself up decent levels.

For programmg this is my rule of thumb.
1-3 yrs : rookie.
4-6 yrs : intermediate
7-10yrs : master
10yrs+ : Don/professional

myopia is no excuse. If u can read on nairaland you re good to go.

rily hlpful, ds means i beta settle 4 ccna dn. Then tak my tym 2 groom myslf on programming (considerin ur thumb rule). Wel as 4 my course its EE(telecoms). Doe we bera nt consider it wen it cmes 2 REAL empowerment. Lov ur last line, its motivating. Tnx bro.

@kentnicole as for intrest, i share equal intrest 4 dm, doe i admire programmers. As 4 Duration, dts part of my qxn as u cn c in my no.2 consideration pts, so its more lik u rephrased my qxns. Tnx doe.

My peeps and wizards hree, i need ur advice on which programme to engage in between now and november NYSC camping. Please i've always used intructive infos from this family and i would rely on your advice this time more urgently.
These are my situations:
1. I am badly shortsighted, so practical sessions may not favour me. (Worse in low lit areas).
2. I hav relatively 2 months for any of d programs.
3. I am looking towards one enterprenurship enhancing programme. (I better not consider whitecollar jobs due to my bad high myopia)

Tnks all, particularly evry1 was so instructive .Asides frm high pay, which of dem is easier to start up (getting contracts easily). Companies seem to mosst likly rely on established programming companies for jobs. Dt means programmers essentialy needs to attach to a company to survive.

My peeps and geeks. Tthis is what i'm thinking, please share your own view. I am taking them as advice to help me choose which one to 'waste' my time on. I honestly think web developpment pays more, cos unlike programming its easier to get personal contracts on website designs..... My thoughts

sesan d best cos he can intinterprtesong into vídeo.
...... Wel hav u watchd 'kick - Wande'?....
and also I was expexpctin to see peopl like godfather mattmax aje and unlimited l a. they ar far betr dan Clarence and moe dey only have d name nothin eles. Ar u serios?

Moe dsapionted me in Ice prince's 'VIP'n skelewu part 1. and d way he always flaunts hs name on d vidz lik hes one god. Clarense na Die jor. Pls cnt remembeR, who did 'Jaye' wizzy n femi kuti?

Who should be nigeria's best vídeo director. Please give atleast a reason or a videoclip example... Listening

1. From JANEsis, when it was ripe to dethrone man from paradise, As Lucifer no wan 'hear say... Shoot bird...' He had to take on the WOMAN HIMSELF (no delegation), Knowing that it takes just 'A-Woman-With-Food' to trip MAN down flat.

2. I followed the commonwealth Glasgow, And from there i ask, Mariam Usman i know, Blessin Okagbare i know, Chika Amalaha i know, WHO ARE WA?

3. With all the professors in the National Executive Council and Political Juggarnauts Roaming the streets of ASOrock but it took only one small underage Pakistani WOMAN to mull your president's eyes towards CHIBOK for the 1st time.

4. My thumb don de pain me, #TALKYOUROWNMAKENAIJABETTER