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TV/Movies / Re: Oga On Top Movie Poster by boobfan: 8:00pm On Mar 30, 2013
Please do not crucify these actors and actresses.Sometimes they are given roles to play with a tentative title of the movie,after the shooting,editing and post productions,the marketer or producer may change the name to suit a trend.I surely believe that the film was not produced with "Oga at the top" title in mind but the idea just crept in and script adjustments were done here and there to feature some scenes that may match the title.Sometimes, some nollywood supposed comedy movies provoke anger but few from notable producers only make my day!
Music/Radio / Top Three Audio Comedy Albums Of The Moment In Nigeria by boobfan: 4:18pm On Dec 03, 2012
I have decided to take serious interest in Nigerian stand up comedy/comedians in recent times and came to appreciate many of them.I am a big fan of the likes of Basket mouth,I go dye, Okey Bakassi,Julius Agwu,Gordons and others.I have also bought couples of Audio Comedy Albums but after listening to them, decided to pick out just three best from the rest.If you pick any of these three albums, you are sure of an unending laughter this season.They are:
1. COMEDY KLINIC WARD 4 (By GORDONS)
2. COMEDY COURT Session One (By MORAN CEE)
3.COMEDY COLLABO (By MR MELODY & EMEKA SMITH)

I love creativity and laughter any day and anytime.

Music/Radio / Re: South African Music, Anyone? by boobfan: 7:58pm On Sep 22, 2012
Oh South Africa, the city of the sun, the land blessed with music and soulful singers! The sonorous voices of your children can tame a wild lion and stir bravery into a coward and inspire him to win a war.Even a stone heart can not resist melting like a candle wax when the melodious chanting and humming serenades the atmosphere!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Q by boobfan: 12:29am On Sep 22, 2012
LagosShia:

I'm impressed by your indepth knowledge and analysis.

Based on all this vast knowledge of yours,do you know where the psychiatric in yaba is? You honestly need an urgent visit.

Which ward(s) are you currently occupying?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Q by boobfan: 11:43am On Sep 20, 2012
LagosShia:

How did you know that he turned muslim?

And even if he did,don't you think his old habits being once a christian are at work? He possibly might have feel muslims are the same like christians to mock religion.


I know about the guy, he acted that way because of the normal brainwashing and financial enticements the islamic religion promises anyone before conversion.I lived almost all my life in Akim Asene Oda Ghana and can tell you that we have high populations of muslims that are like the hausas in the Northern region. A typical example is ASARI DOKUBO from Niger-Delta in Nigeria, who after brainwash was converted to Islam and was behind the Terrorist attacks in Niger-Delta because of his Islamic study and association with Mohammed Yusuf the slain Boko Haram Leader. Christians can never fight or kill anyone because Jesus is mocked but the fanatic nature of Islam and belief that they can fight for Allah's cause and get rewarded with sex with 72 virgins in Al juana breeds violence in the society today.Take it or leave it!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Q by boobfan: 11:21am On Sep 20, 2012
LagosShia: Why are people still implying it is muslims in ghana who crucified the cat? After christians lied the pic is recent and lied that muslims in nigeria crucified the cat to "mock Jesus",they're now lying again that it is muslims in ghana.is it not clear from the OP's article that those who carried the act in ghana are not muslims? Does "kwabena daniels" sound like a muslim name? Do muslims eat cat meat?why are people seeking attention? Christians too want to feel important I guess.they're now begging for who to offend them.lol

Shut up! Kwabena Daniels is a Christian turned Ghanaian Muslim from Northern Region.I see you wanna breed controversy with your points, I am ready for you!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Q by boobfan: 11:16am On Sep 20, 2012
When the tenets of any religion preaches that you would be rewarded in paradise for eliminating infidels after declaring fatua,violence would surely reign.Though Islam tends to preach peace, but their doctrines implies violence!
Romance / Re: True Facts About Virgins by boobfan: 11:26pm On Feb 27, 2012
I am a virgin tooooooooooooooo.My girl is also a virgin but she gives me great Mouth Action i grind her anal cubicle and ask her to keep her 'front virgin'.I try hard not to cum,that is why I am a virgin.Which man can ever achieve this?

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Romance / Re: 22years Got Married To 68 Yo Lady Today by boobfan: 11:15pm On Feb 21, 2012
The so called old bride is a tranny.The underpant should be examined very well.That boy is gay.This is an undercover gay marriage.
Jokes Etc / Re: Terry G Must Join Boko Haram! Lol by boobfan: 9:25pm On Sep 28, 2011
Ure a bush fowl!.
Politics / Re: Lagos State Govt Warns Of Another Heavy Rain - Be At Alert Guyz by boobfan: 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2011
I said it before, Lagos spiritualists are tired of witholding the rain!
Romance / Re: Mercy Johnson About 2 Commit Sucide by boobfan: 10:41pm On Aug 11, 2011
Women with big butts do hv itchy kitty filled with river for one to swim.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is An Alqaeda Agent: He Says He Come To 9ja Seeking by boobfan: 9:01pm On Aug 05, 2011
@OP,you are a crazy smelly shrew.So you sit to think up rubbish to come here and post.Get inside and read your books!
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Was 'Forced' To Sleep With Her Lecturer by boobfan: 11:32am On Aug 02, 2011
@SA Lady,are you advising someone in a secondary school?Change school or report!Just SMH
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Was 'Forced' To Sleep With Her Lecturer by boobfan: 12:17pm On Aug 01, 2011
Atreides:

Reminds me of one experience i heard. It happened at Ekpoma

There was this lecturer that was so randy,and he had a girl in his class who was married and pregnant.
He started toasting her in final year,saying there is no way she will complete her course in Ekpoma without any lecturer "friending" her
That she cannot be in school for 4 years without any lecturer seeing her unclothedness

So she went home and reported to her husband
Who was so angry that someone would want to sleep with his PREGNANT wife
He told wifey to go ahead and sleep with him

Wifey slept with the lecturer

And then the lecturer's thingy got swollen
And kept swelling till he died


When we hear all these stories like OP's,we sometimes say,ohh,poor girl,some lecturers are useless blah blah blah
But i like going further
I always like asking-where did the lecturer see the girl?
There are hundreds of students in every dept.
How did the lecturer single her out?
Is she the type that dresses provocatively?
Is she the type that goes to SSQ or to lecturer's offices' to see them?
What will you be doing in a lecturer's office when you are not a class rep?


I know some people will say a girl is free to wear whatever she likes,but i don't agree.
If you dress/speak/behave in a manner that draws attention to yourself,you better be ready o face the music when oga lecturer starts playing it.

I feel sorry for girls who are genuinely trapped in such a terrible situation,but i also feel sorry for some of these lecturers.
Some of these girls practically attack them
They beg them to come and sleep with them so they can upgrade their results

I take all those "my lecturer" stories with a pinch of salt

At the end of the day,us girls in Nigerian Universities have a responsibility to behave in a manner that is wise and avoid bringing trouble to ourselves

I am laughing at the bolded part.Infact this is the more reason I do not threaten my beautiful female students  with 'No s3x No pass' because the implication is great and the student can go extra miles to teach you a lesson.Aestrides hit the point so well! Most of the female students subject themselves to intimate harassment and come out to spit poo.I can never feel like unduely influencing my female student to go to bed with me if she is intelligent,instead I would rather need a genuine relationship.But those 'empty brains-female students' who feel that they can use what they have to get what they want,who writes nothing in tests and exams but wriggle their waists,MUST SURELY FAIL!I know what I face as a young lecturer,even when I did not have an intention for going to bed with female students,the would show willingness.It is only dull but beautiful female students that lecturers can influence to bed but the UGLY ones face their fate or part with cash, while the beautiful and brilliant ones may be admired by lecturers for a genuine relationship but are NEVER unduely influenced! Any female student that goes to bed with a lecturer lacks self confidence and consents to it having seen that it was their only escape route.They are never FORCED because they have alternatives,either to EMBRACE THEIR POOR GRADES or WARM THE BED FOR UPGRADE.For the female students:If you do not want to be warming lecturers' beds,study hard and avoid wayward behaviours!I have discovered that MAJORITY OF THE BEAUTIFUL FEMALE STUDENTS ARE UNINTELLIGENT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT THEIR BEAUTY WOULD BE A PASSWORD TO SUCCESS,HENCE CONSTANT WARMING OF LECTURERS' BEDS! grin grin grin
If I were the lady's boyfriend, I would kick her out for that foolishness because she gave herself to the lecturer.By the way, volenti non fit injuria (one can not claim being injured by an act he/she volutarily undertook)
Romance / Re: I Dont Understand by boobfan: 9:55pm On Jul 29, 2011
@pDude,im an African with Nigerian blood despite my parental mixture.imagine a small girl hoping to eat a lecturer mugu because of that tiny N10 kpomo in between her legs.As a cost Analyst,I carry out a CBA(Cost Benefit Analysis)for every expense.Besides I enter into a relationship with my head first.
Romance / Re: I Dont Understand by boobfan: 9:26pm On Jul 29, 2011
SMH,I'm romantic and buys gifts for my girl ONLY when my mind pushes me to,but when any lady claims it as a right,I dump her ass.This reminds me of my pretty Nigerian student that was craving for my annoiting sugarcane which I gave her,she begged me for exam fees which I gave her cos it was neccessary.in another semester,she came but I reminded her that she has a father that sent her to school and lecturers have right to sign on any student's kitty on mutuality without paying monetary royalty.she wanted to make noise but I dumped her nasty ass and she accepted her fate
Romance / Re: Ffg - Fraudulent Facebook Girls by boobfan: 5:16pm On Jul 26, 2011
tpia@:

She might have changed the name or left fb.

The page was there before.

qualified:

SEARCHED FOR THE NAME (TOMI P OKOYE) ON FB, DIDN'T SEE IT
she no dey FB again?

She is now Gabrielle T Brown, funny enough we have six mutual friends and they are entertainment top shots mostly men.With this story i would not add her as a friend even if she sends a request.Guys with itchy dicks would fall cos she portrays a stripper on her pics.Though my name is bosom fan cos i love bosoms but i am seeing fakeness in hers.I would try to find out from my friends in the entertainment industry if they have had an encouter with her cos she looks like a cheerful giver but on the other hand she is ugly and I would not waste time asking my friends cos she is a nobody grin grin grin.She is just a dirty hawker whose punny would smell poo!
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Fall In Love With Cousin? by boobfan: 9:19am On Jul 21, 2011
@OP,if he's older than you,then he's wicked for enkindling such flames.If you are older,you are selfish.Call for a discussion to let him know that it has implications in the future such as childlessness,backwardness n sudden death.I was once tempted to nuture such feelings but after my mum told me the implications,the madness madness disapeard but we still became close without sexual thoughts!

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