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Celebrities / Re: Guys: How Much Can You Rent Bukky Wright For Just A Night In This Photo? by BootyAssassin: 10:55am On Dec 26, 2013
Don't know who she is but I bet her box still gets moist and creamy, that being said I will hit it tho.
Fashion / Re: Photo: Guys, Is This Sexy, Hawt & Curvaceous Lady The Real Deal? by BootyAssassin: 6:52pm On Dec 25, 2013
2buff:



Buhahaha grin grin grin cheesy
At least he's honest

Haha! I don't know which world these fake mo'fuckers live in but let me say it here that grown men eat ass.ss. I mean, if you eat pohssy, the distance between the two is about this - much. Call me freaky but I light that shiat up every danm time.
Celebrities / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo [real Fashion Madness Edition] by BootyAssassin: 11:02am On Dec 25, 2013
She can get it.
Romance / Re: See What My Ex Gave Me For Xmas.. 24karat Gold Versace by BootyAssassin: 10:58am On Dec 25, 2013
Rayvene:

You should take your own advice.
The other day it was a box of cornflakes and some cheap assss wine.Upgrade,bro.
In the 21st Century,people don't go around uploading pictures of common stuff virtually everybody can afford and feeling fly as fvck.

Grow up,little boy undecided
Damn...I just quoted you twice.I hope I don't contact the stupidity that radiates from your handle in huge waves.

Cheers!



Nail...Hammer...Head

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Fashion / Re: Photo: Guys, Is This Sexy, Hawt & Curvaceous Lady The Real Deal? by BootyAssassin: 11:17am On Dec 21, 2013
ib_bryte:

Haha ...dude like criousli.... angry

What? You don't eat as.ss? undecided
Fashion / Re: Photo: Guys, Is This Sexy, Hawt & Curvaceous Lady The Real Deal? by BootyAssassin: 10:49am On Dec 21, 2013
I would run a bus full of terrorists off the road just for the opportunity to bury my face between those As.s for 5 minutes and I don't care if I come out with face full of shiat!

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Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke Shares New Stunning Photos by BootyAssassin: 10:45am On Dec 21, 2013
She bad!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Girls Rate This Pix by BootyAssassin: 10:44am On Dec 21, 2013
Its not funny boi. You must have a lot of free time on your hands
Health / Re: How To Eliminate Vaginal Odor by BootyAssassin: 10:38am On Dec 21, 2013
If I got to worry about a bish poussie clean or not, I'm good...I will just stick to my hand for the rest of my life...My hands stay clean erry'day!
Celebrities / Re: See One Time Big Brother Housemate Zainab Sheriff In Her Bossom Display by BootyAssassin: 10:32am On Dec 21, 2013
The lightskin bish can get the 3========D but darkskin bishes got wetter poussie tho.
Business / Re: Watch Out For Scammers At Shoprite (ikeja) by BootyAssassin: 1:22pm On Dec 15, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Disturbing Picture Of Tonto Dike's Face by BootyAssassin: 10:37am On Dec 14, 2013
High as fucckk
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 4:31am On Nov 13, 2013
Night guys! smiley

And special shout out to KK, Subom and mayapop for setting this place on fire...Yall fioone as fucck!

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Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 4:17am On Nov 13, 2013
Subom1: Kandikane i dedicate this song to you. My new boo embarassed grin tongue kiss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYbkhM_lATU


Lehz be hoooooooonest! tongue

Yall made my night though.... smiley

Sleep well

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Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 4:12am On Nov 13, 2013
mayapop: grin cheesy

wink

Ok the keek link tongue
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 4:11am On Nov 13, 2013
Dygeasy: Ahswear! I've Always Hoped To Stay Faithful To My Wife Buh Now I'm Worried About Being Able To Do That

Kai!


Lol....no worry bro...try hold body tight.....Africa is embarrassingly blessed with true beauty! Just can't get enough.
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 4:06am On Nov 13, 2013
mayapop: Feeling hot cheesy


A million likes!
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 4:04am On Nov 13, 2013
mayapop: it's a social network for uploading videos and sharing too wink


Link please, and are u +18? Just curious.. tongue
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 4:02am On Nov 13, 2013
Dayum!!! I'll bleeps with all y'all, All yall are beautiful!!!!! kiss

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Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 3:17am On Nov 13, 2013
kandiikane:

Lol wait am I turning blind? In which posts? The old ones?


Old post yeah....Her lips tho....
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 3:14am On Nov 13, 2013
Subom1: How could you miss them! I posted 3 pictures undecided


4 actually...
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 3:11am On Nov 13, 2013
kandiikane:
Me too. Oya, post.

The thread na beauty of nairaland women I be misfit for here.....More please! cheesy
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 3:09am On Nov 13, 2013
Subom1: Me

Seems like yall are saving the best for the last.....Thats what i'm talking about cheesy
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 3:07am On Nov 13, 2013
kandiikane:

Oya, post your own. You see mine, I see yours?

I be man nah grin
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 3:03am On Nov 13, 2013
kandiikane:

lol what were you doing lurking as guest?

Damn right! cheesy
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by BootyAssassin: 3:01am On Nov 13, 2013
kandiikane: Been looking for one with long hair but it's taking long. So short hair it is. You can't see my lips sha. grin


Thank ur stars say you fine after waiting for 10mins for ur pic

You is fione as fucck... Me likey! kiss
Romance / Re: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by BootyAssassin: 10:41am On Nov 05, 2013
Also add:

# If their profile picture is like a passport photograph, they are fat
# If they are two girls on their display picture, the ugly one owns the account.

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Celebrities / Re: I Have Been Dating Iceprince Since 2008 - Yvonne Nelson Reveals. | See Video by BootyAssassin: 10:33am On Nov 05, 2013
She can get the D....No lie!
Romance / Re: So This Guy I Was Seeing Just Asked Me Out And Now He Wants The Impossible by BootyAssassin: 10:28am On Nov 05, 2013
Ok, so you ordered the most expensive item on the menu on your first date and you didn't realize that comes with a side order of his Meat?

Give up the box already angry Gaddamit!

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Actress Halima Abubakar Shows Her "Killer" Assets by BootyAssassin: 10:09am On Nov 05, 2013
She ratchet!

Shout out to all the p.o.r.n sites for being there when things gets hard!

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