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Literature / Christmas Hullabaloo Episode 5 by Bottombelle: 9:36am On Dec 23, 2014
Sir, please, we are sorry! They said. Sorry for burning my children's house abi? I'm taking you guys to my shrine. He said. Sir, I was not among o. Ofego said. But you brought matches. The native doctor said. Ofego said, Erm.... I am the one that burnt it. Toothpick declared. Take only me to your shrine.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / We Met On Bbm By Jide & Vivian by Bottombelle: 7:23am On Dec 05, 2014
I had some annoyingly mad friends in school….Abraham and Oritshaewanomi… Pause, you probably know em as A_Cube and Shaw nowadays…*Shrugs* Funnily, we weren’t buddies in school, at least not like we soon became. We share few things in common; Craze, brains (When we wanna show it), and then errr… craziness. Oh that one again. So when A_ Cube sent me an invite to a bbm group, I needed no soothsayer to tell me Kiwi will be there, I went “Hell yeah”. Soccer group… urrg, well, why not? Joined and mingled (Piece of cake)…I got to know the other group members and their craziness in little time and then there were the ‘over-serious’ ones as expected. There was one in particular that was a good “game”. Being a group tagged “Soccer and Bants”, I couldn’t resist the latter part of the title; this particular girl made it too easy.
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/met-bbm-jide-vivian/
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bottombelle: 7:21am On Dec 05, 2014
WE MET ON BBM by Jide & Vivian
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I had some annoyingly mad friends in school….Abraham and Oritshaewanomi… Pause, you probably know em as A_Cube and Shaw nowadays…*Shrugs* Funnily, we weren’t buddies in school, at least not like we soon became. We share few things in common; Craze, brains (When we wanna show it), and then errr… craziness. Oh that one again. So when A_ Cube sent me an invite to a bbm group, I needed no soothsayer to tell me Kiwi will be there, I went “Hell yeah”. Soccer group… urrg, well, why not? Joined and mingled (Piece of cake)…I got to know the other group members and their craziness in little time and then there were the ‘over-serious’ ones as expected. There was one in particular that was a good “game”. Being a group tagged “Soccer and Bants”, I couldn’t resist the latter part of the title; this particular girl made it too easy.
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/met-bbm-jide-vivian/
Adverts / OMG! Solar-powered Jacket By Tommy Hilfiger by Bottombelle: 7:04am On Dec 05, 2014
IS IT POSSIBLE TO WEAR SOLAR PANELS ON YOUR BACK AND BE FASHIONABLE AT THE SAME TIME? Tommy Hilfiger thinks so. The fashionista is selling a solar-powered jacket so that you can keep your phone charged ... assuming, of course, that the sun is shining. Yes, this for real. It costs
Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/12/omg-solar-powered-jacket-by-tommy.html?m=1
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bottombelle: 7:03am On Dec 05, 2014
OMG! solar-powered jacket by Tommy Hilfiger
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IS IT POSSIBLE TO WEAR SOLAR PANELS ON YOUR BACK AND BE FASHIONABLE AT THE SAME TIME? Tommy Hilfiger thinks so. The fashionista is selling a solar-powered jacket so that you can keep your phone charged ... assuming, of course, that the sun is shining. Yes, this for real. It costs
Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/12/omg-solar-powered-jacket-by-tommy.html?m=1
Science/Technology / NASA Spaceship Ready For Test Flight by Bottombelle: 6:41am On Dec 05, 2014
It looks like a throwback to the Apollo era, but NASA's new spaceship is roomier and designed to go far beyond the moon -- to an asteroid and eventually Mars. Orion is scheduled to lift off on its first test flight at 7:05 a.m.
Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/12/nasa-spaceship-ready-for-test-flight.html?m=1
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bottombelle: 6:40am On Dec 05, 2014
NASA spaceship ready for test flight
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It looks like a throwback to the Apollo era, but NASA's new spaceship is roomier and designed to go far beyond the moon -- to an asteroid and eventually Mars. Orion is scheduled to lift off on its first test flight at 7:05 a.m.
Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/12/nasa-spaceship-ready-for-test-flight.html?m=1
Family / See This Foolish Girl She Has Disgraced Our Family by Bottombelle: 9:15pm On Dec 04, 2014
My younger sister who was about to go on her first date with her first ever boyfriend was been taught by my mother. He will try to kiss you, allow him, my mother said, He will try to cuddle you, allow him. He will try to lay you down and get on top of you, don't allow him. Why Mummy?
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/see-this-foolish-girl-she-has-disgraced.html?m=1
Literature / Justice In The Jungle Episode 2 by Bottombelle: 11:04am On Dec 03, 2014
We didn’t need a soothsayer to know she was referring to the guy who had just run past us. Just for the fun of a having a little morning adventure and to satisfy my curiosity i followed in hot pursuit alongside many other market goers. We hadn’t gone far when we saw a mob gathered around a young man, beating him with sticks and chains. Something was wrong! He wasn’t the man who ran out of the store with those laces! I I looked straight at him,
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/justice-jungle-2/

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