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Health / Re: Syringe-manufacturing Company Packs Up, Cites Challenging Business Situation by brajy(m): 10:01pm On Jan 03 |
[quote author=References post=127760075] https://gazettengr.com/syringe-manufacturing-company-packs-up-cites-challenging-business-situation/ Not a single person in this thread was informed !! You guys are not aware of the Birth of Afri medi, a sub section of Mikano international company , producing And manufacturing a variety of Medical item , Syringe being the major manufacturing product |
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth To Jonathan: I Apologize For Disrespecting You by brajy(m): 1:11pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
searchng4love:that's not the fact u stated above.... ! |
Literature / Re: The Builder ( A Short Story) by brajy(m): 6:24pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
Nemesis will always catch up when you least expected! what you sow, shall u reap! 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Allen Avenue ( Story Of A Call Worker) by brajy(m): 6:02pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
why ify now? 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Allen Avenue ( Story Of A Call Worker) by brajy(m): 8:31am On Aug 10, 2016 |
I just hope nothing would go wrong with dat little, innocent baby! frustration is a self -destruction in d making "! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Allen Avenue ( Story Of A Call Worker) by brajy(m): 8:27am On Aug 10, 2016 |
everything about nah standard!!! bibi jay 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Allen Avenue ( Story Of A Call Worker) by brajy(m): 1:25am On Aug 10, 2016 |
willibounce1:what is ur problem? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photos Everyone Who Attended Burial In Africa Will Understand by brajy(m): 1:02am On Aug 10, 2016 |
ikbnice: and that is d way it should *be* |
Jokes Etc / *waec* Joke Of D Day by brajy(m): 8:55pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
WAEC result is out ,my neighbour's son
had 4 E8 and 3 F9. He was told to ask me
which school will accept such result...
Well, I just advised him to try Sunday
school. Only God can accommodate our
weaknesses.
feel free to laugh!
but wait a moment; do you agree wif me? 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Moment Tinubu Spotted Dino Melaye At Seyi's Wedding (Hilarious Photo) by brajy(m): 6:43pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
Sunnycliff:u are making mistake *owambe* is just like yam and frying egg because there is a *choosing *day* but rice and bean is almost everyday in typical Nigerian *home* therefore; u ain't making sense! oya *DAB* |
Romance / Re: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Kano And Zaria (northern Kaduna) by brajy(m): 4:06pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
I love them girls ESP. from Kano!!! they are wonderful creatures! B.U.K got a lot of them! I do visit @nyt tho. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicesters Vs Manchester United:Community Shield (1 - 2) On 7th August 2016 by brajy(m): 6:24pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
we deserve it......
#team man u! |
Literature / Re: Allen Avenue ( Story Of A Call Worker) by brajy(m): 12:55pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
Keep it coming!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 11 Things A Man Should Never Do For A Woman No Matter How Much You Love Her by brajy(m): 9:04am On Aug 07, 2016 |
I shall and will never do that....... it's rubbish! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Meets Don Moen (photos) by brajy(m): 8:18am On Aug 07, 2016 |
Don be like - Are u for Jesus? Dbanj be like- Are u ready to go down low......for ur information dbanj is........what is it u want to hear Biko? |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Found Out Your Grandfather Turned Into this & Only You Can Turn Him Back by brajy(m): 8:10am On Aug 07, 2016 |
I won't even think twice. BABA Don go be that nah.... ! |
Celebrities / Re: Empress Anu Sosanya: I Want To Have Sex Every Single Minute by brajy(m): 8:01am On Aug 07, 2016 |
Gerrarahiiaa jhooooor |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Caught With Drugs In Bengaluru, India by brajy(m): 7:56am On Aug 07, 2016 |
Igbo kue nu...... if u make any unnecessary noise here, I shall fire u go back to hell where u belong......! I'm ashamed of una |
Phones / Re: 7 Reasons You Should Use Airtel Night Plan Over MTN Night Plan by brajy(m): 7:45am On Aug 07, 2016 |
I go port sharply |
Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Funny Quote That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by brajy(m): 9:44am On Aug 06, 2016 |
cornel994: luk@d tym I posted it then u realize that I was to be on bed ........ thanks for d army-arrangement!!!!! # in fela voice! # |
Jokes Etc / 14 Funny Quote That Will Leave You Laughing In Tears by brajy(m): 3:44am On Aug 06, 2016 |
14 funny quotes that
will leave you
laughing in tears
#fact
Life is full of huddles; it is very
rare for someone to live without
going through puddles of trials
and tribulations. As a matter of
fact, people consider the
challenges they face as life itself.
Nigerians have come to realize a
long time ago that they are solely
responsible for their own happiness.
There are some quotes that are
aimed at cheering people up and
lifting people out of their depressed
moods. these quotes would no
doubt leave your bodies rocking
with laughter.
After all, you know what all work
and no play does to you. Nigerians
will always find a way to live past
the economic situation, hardships
and toil they go through daily by
finding things that will light up their
faces. in view of this, we would be
looking at some of the funny quotes
Nigerians use from time to time.
This is Naij.com buzz after all and we
are concerned about creasing your
faces with smiles and helping you
relax as you go through your normal
activities. This will help you look out
for things that are on the brighter
side of life. Do not make yourself a
living dead. While you still have
breath in you, do things that are
remarkable; things that will add
values to life and would no doubt
guide you towards the path of
fulfillment
1. The ewa quote
.
Only ewa agonyin can understand
the full plight of bread – Behind
(2016).
2. Zebra quote
When you have eight tribal marks
with stretch marks scattered all over
your body and you still want to
add tattoos to it. What are you? A
zebra? – Unknown author.
3. Ladies
When you keep taking pictures
inside various cars and you expect
your man to believe you are not
cheating. Who exactly are you, a
mechanic? – Unknown author.
4. Towards getting married
When you are stuck with an
engagement ring for five years what
is your mission? To become lords of
the rings? – Unknown author.
5. Women
Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting
any – Albert Einstein (1872).
6. The Nigerian Martin
Luther King
Any man that uses his teeth to cut
shaki from pepper-soup with his
eyes wide open is not afraid of
anything – Martin Luther King Jnr
(1900).
7. This got us…
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing up his face, is
capable of murder… – Obasanjo
(1999).
8. This is specially for you,
yes you!
Drinking garri does not mean you
are poor, but allowing the garri to
swell-up before drinking is Poverty –
Queen Elizabeth (1893).
9. Hausa perfume, oh no
He who says nothing last forever
has never tried Hausa perfume –
Isaac Newton (1904).
10. Hunger ooo
He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut Indomie seasoning
sachets is not yet hungry – (Sir Dr.
Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947).
11. This is hilarious
Anyone who thinks he has many
enemies has never been with a
mountain of fire member – William
Shakespeare (1788).
12. Okbye…
Nigeria was never on the map when
God said ‘Let there be light’ –
Goodluck Jonathan (2013).
13. Like seriously
He who fully unwraps a Sharwama
completely before eating it cannot
keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln
(1864).
14. Finally
Whoever reads all these quotes
without laughing is looking for a job
– Lord Lugard (1914).
cc-lalasticala 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode: Are Christians Second Class Citizens In Nigeria? by brajy(m): 5:05pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
though I didn't understand why his saying this now. but I do understand his ffk concerned! there are two things involved (---) 1 to islamize Nigeria 2 he appointed them because as a brother in the same religion they would have d same goal and there will not be any obstacle. |
Religion / Re: Folayan Osekita Shades Adeboye: Praises Wife 'Who Can't Pray 2hrs Nonstop' by brajy(m): 4:26pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
there is no need for him to say this 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ogun: Militants Engage Soldiers, Police In Gun Duel by brajy(m): 10:00am On Jun 28, 2016 |
I'm taking this time out to say; please don't provoke our anger. as a proudly Yoruba we won't fold our arm and watch them suffering us. our gentility ain't that of a coward at all. WAR IS COMING!!!!!! |
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Quits Argentina National After Copa Loss by brajy(m): 3:53pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
erusen:Capital YES!!! ijn |
Sports / Chile Won Copa America 2016(messi Missed A Penalty) by brajy(m): 5:38am On Jun 27, 2016 |
– Chile are Copa America 2016
champions after a penalty shoot-
out win over Chile
– La Roja won the title in 2015
defeating Argentina on penalties
with Alexis Sanchez the hero
– Argentine have now lost three
finals in three years
Chile have won the 2016 Copa
America centenario, defending the
title they won in Santiago in 2015.
La Roja held Lionel Messi’s
Argentina to a goalless draw for 120
minutes and after extra-time,
penalties decided the game with
Lucas Biglia and Lionel Messi missing
for Argentina.
Chile saw Diaz sent off midway
through the first half while
Argentina’s Marcos Rojo was sent
off in the 4oth minute.
From then on, both teams played
with 10 men each, Argentina has
chances to win the game and
registered 16 shots at goal to Chile’s
five but profligacy was their
undoing.
In the penalty shoot-out, Arturo
Vidal missed the first spot-kick and
Messi followed suit.
Lucas Biglia missed his side’s fourth
penalty leaving Francisco Silva to
score the winner as Chile celebrated
only their second ever senior
international title.
Follow the LIVE updates of the
2016 Copa America final between
Argentina and Chile below;
Penalties: Francisco Silva scores and
Chile are Copa America champions
again
Messi is sat down on the subs
bench, looking stunned. Argentina’s
drought continues – it’s now 23
years without a major trophy.
Penalties: Beausejour scores, Lucas
Biglia misses
Penalties: Charles Aranguiz scores,
Aguero scores also
Penalties: Castillo scores,
Masherano scores
Penalties: Alexis Sanchez misses,
Lionel Messi misses also
FT: End of 120 minutes, like it was
in 2015, the final of the Copa
America will be decided by penalties
Chile won on penalties last year
with Alexis Sanchez scoring the
winning penalty in Santiago
90+29′ Chile are playing for
penalties now as fatigue sets in at
the back. Argentina aren’t quite
keen on tempting fate just yet, and
you can hardly blame them
considering how penalties failed
them in this match last year – but
it’s looking like that’s what it’s going
to take now to produce a winner!
90+26′ Messi’s freekick was
deflected off for a corner. The
Barcelona striker attempted from
his favourite freekick position. Game
On!
90+21′ Somehow, Lionel Messi just
can’t find away past these
‘mammoth’ Chilean defenders.
90+19′ Great dash off the area by
Romero who clears the danger to
keep Argentina in this fixture.
90+16′ We are back and are we
heading for penalties yet again?
HT: ‘ Its half time in extra time
here, both teams looking gassed but
the tempo has not dropped one
bit…
Bravo made a world class save to
deny Sergio Aguero…like Oliver
Kahn once said: “You win titles with
world class goalkeepers”
90+13′ SUB: Alexis Sanchez off, Silva
on
90+10′ Bravo, who has been superb
tonight, pulls off the save of the
tournament stretching to tip an
Aguero header over the bar. An
exceptional save at a crucial time in
the game.
90+7′ Oh, Vargas nearly breaks the
deadlock. The Chilean’s diving
header is plucked out of the air by
Romero, who does very well to
catch it cleanly rather than parry in
at the feet of an opponent.
90+4′ Kranevitter pushes Vargas
over and is VERY angry when he’s
called – correctly – for a foul. He’s
booked for that little outburst. Next
Isla is left sprawling by Funes Mori
after a studs up challenge but the
Everton defender escapes any
sanction.
90+2′ Aranguiz limps off after an –
accidental – stomp on his foot
90+1′ Chile gets s started for the
second half
FT: The final whistle goes and both
teams fall to the turf, they must be
exhausted after both playing the
majority of the game one man
down. Extra tie beckons
87′ Banega decides to have a shot
from long-distance as time ticks
down – he may as well, none of his
team-mates have trubled Bravo too
badly but it’s off target. Messi then
has one of those runs – one of
darting brilliance – that appears
scripted to end in the ball busting
the net. But he tries too hard to rip
the ball past Bravo and his shot
screws wide.
86′ THAT WAS THE CHANCE FOR
CHILE! Oh my they’ve come so close
to defending their title! They surge
forward on the break with
Beausejour making an exceptional
run on the overlap. He squares for
Alexis atop the six-yard box, but
Funes Mori makes a crucial
intervention to break up the chance
82′ WHAT A MISS!! Messi takes on
two defenders and passes to Aguero
on the right but he Man City man
cannot connect well and shoots wide
80′ Chile have a shot on target!
Vargas scampers free down the right
and shoots from an acute angle.
79′ SUB: Fuazelida off, Puch on for
Chile
77′ Sanchez is down after getting a
hefty portion of Mercado’s leg to his
stomach. The contact looked
accidental – even if Mercado’s leg
was a little high – and Mercado
escapes a booking
74′ Aguero is given the ball in all
kinds of space after Messi sucks in
six defenders like a footballing black
hole. Interestingly Aguero’s shot
also looks like it’s being sucked in by
a black hole – albeit it one around
10 million light years above the goal
71′ YELLOW!!! Charles Aranguiz is
booked for a foul on Messi
70′ SUB: Gonzalo Higuain off, Sergio
Aguero on
66′ Messi awakes from the nap he’s
been having for the last five minutes
to skip down the right and win a
corner. It’s a good one too, only just
missing the head of Funes Mori.
Chile counter-attack instantly and
they have strength in numbers but
the offside flag goes up just as
things are about to get interesting.
61′ Bravo gets a knock from Funes
Mori as he claims a corner but looks
OK to continue. A good take under
pressure from the keeper there.
60′ SUB: Di Maria, who hasn’t
appeared fully recovered from
injury, is replaced by Kranevitter. Di
MAria doesn’t appear to agree with
the decision to take him off though
and kicks at a water bottle as he
runs off.
56′ Higuain has had the two best
chances of the game so far. This
time he has time around 10 yards
out and swivels and shoots but it
doesn’t trouble the goal, the
keeper, the bar or the post.
52′ YELLOW CARD!!! Jean
Beausejour
51′ CLOSE!!! Chile press high up the
pitch and win the ball, before
sending a cross into the area for
Sanchez. The winger knocks it into
the centre where Mercado
intervenes. The full-back is
dispossessed by Vargas, who could
well be through on goal, but the
referee deems the striker won it
illegally and awards Argentina a free-
kick!
50′ Chile continue their good work
from the end of the first half, Vargas
almost getting a shot off in the area
after some lovely passing from his
team-mates.
47′ Chile have yet to muster a shot
on target
46′ Second half kicks off
HT: Argentina 0 – 0 Chile…Diaz sent
off for La Roja while Argentina saw
Manchester United’s Marcos Rojo
sent off also
Argentina have been the better side
with as many as six chances had to
have won the game…a tough
tactical battle however as Chile have
had more possession
Lionel Messi, Arturo Vidal and Javier
Masherano also shown yellow cards
45′ FIVE minutes of added time
given
43′ RED CARD!!! Argentina’s Marcos
Rojo sent off, its now 10 vs 10…the
referee looks like he has lost the
plot
Vidal goes down after a heavy
challenge from Rojo, although the
Argentinian appears to get the ball.
However, he came in from behind
and and the ref shows red. Vidal
was injured in the tackle which may
have influenced the decision.
40′ Messi helped Diaz get sent off
earlier and there’s some justice as
the half winds down. Messi goes
down in the area with almost no
contact from a Chile defender. The
referee is having none of it though
and books Messi.
35′ Yellow card for Arturo Vidal and
Javier Masherano
33′ Chile are growing frustrated, but
they’ve done well to absorb any
pressure Argentina have tried to
muster up to this point. There’s
been no tactical switch yet as they
stay in a 4-2-3, but there will be
extra responsibility on the likes of
Fuenzalida and Sanchez to track
back.
30′ RED CARD!!! Messi plays an
overhit pass to Di Maria. And that’s
about as good as it gets for Chile
because seconds later Diaz turns his
back on Messi, who collides with
him and the Chilean picks up a
second booking.
Diaz sent off in the Copa America
final
25′ Chile are edging possession 52%
to 48% but Argentina have had five
shots to their opponents’ zero.
Make that six shots – Otamendi’s
header glances wide from a Messi
free-kick.
23′ WHAT A MISS! So nearly the
moment Argentina have been
waiting for! Medel slips at the back
and it allows Higuain to pounce on a
back-pass and sprint clean through
on goal. He tries to chip Bravo and
manages to get the ball over the
keeper, but can’t find the back of
the net as it drifts beyond the far
post! He looks to the heavens in
disbelief!
20′ Argentina press again!!! Di Maria
gets on the end of a weak clearance
as Argentina continue on the
ascendancy. He shows excellent
close control to dribble his way into
the area and past a challenge, but
lifts his final strike miles over the
bar!
17′ Messi tries his luck from 30
yards with a freekick, but Bravo
reads it the whole way and makes a
rather comfortable save in the end.
16′ MESSI! He makes his first
contribution of the night, taking a
pass from Higuain and spearheading
a quick counter, before being hacked
to ground by Diaz. The Chile
midfielder is shown the first yellow
of the match
15′ This game could be charitably
described as physical so far. Funes
Mori takes an almighty swing at
some unsuspecting Chile ankles but
no action is taken.
12′ Vidal attempts an ambitious
screwed pass out to the left as Chile
surge forwards but it’s too heavy –
and it goes out for a throw in. Now
Vargas is down injured – not the first
injury scare this game, Di Maria and
Aranguiz have also looked in trouble
tonight.
11′ All three injured players are back
on the pitch, though Aranguiz
doesn’t look to be quite at 100 per
cent as he’s tripped up by
Mascherano at the halfway line –
winning his side a free-kick – but he
stays down for a few second, clearly
bothered by something.
9′ There’s another injury now for
Chile as Charles Aranguiz goes down
in obvious pain – and the stretcher
is coming out for him, though it
looks like it’s just a precaution.
6′ Chile have their first taste of
Messi and Isla has to put in a good
tackle as the Barcelona star squares
it to Di Maria. Before Di Maria is
clattered and Argentina have a free-
kick almost on the corner flag. Chile
clear.
5′ A real worry for Chile as Alexis
Sanchez goes down after rolling his
ankle near the top of the penalty
area. The Arsenal forward actually
left training with a knock yesterday,
and completed practice on his own,
so this has to be a concern for La
Roja.
3′ Chile attack at the other end as
Vidal’s lovely ball through the
Argentina defence cannot be met by
any team-mates in the area and
Romero dashes out to gather.
2′ FLYING START FROM ARGENTINA!
They waste no time getting on the
front foot, via a route one ball over
the top, and Banega unleashes an
effort inches wide of the far post
from 25 yards!
1′ History is with Argentina in this
one: they’ve won the title 14 times,
one behind Uruguay’s record of 15.
Chile, on the other hand, have just
one Copa America to their name
1′ KICK Off; Argentina get us started
Chile lineup: Bravo; Beausejour,
Medel, Jara, Isla; Vidal, Aranguiz,
Diaz; Fuenzalida, Sanchez, Vargas.
Argentina lineup: Romero; Rojo,
Otamendi, Funes Mori, Mercado;
Banega, Mascherano, Biglia; Messi,
Higuain, Di Maria.
Below is the preview of the 2016
Copa America final between
Argentina and Chile;
Another year, another final for
Lionel Messi and Argentina who play
Chile ii the final of the 2016 Copa
America in what is a repeat of the
2015 final between the two teams.
Lionel Messi and Argentina
dominated Tuesday’s Copa America
semifinal against the USA as they
won 4 – 0
Argentina made the final of the
2014 World Cup — and lost 1-0 in
extra time to Germany.
They made it to the 2015 Copa
America final — and lost on penalty
kicks after a 0-0 draw against Chile.
Two games, and no goals for Messi,
or any of his teammates in major
finals.
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The 2016 Copa America final is the
third final for the national side in
three years and time is running out
for Messi to win a first senior title
with the national side.
The Barcelona attacker has won the
Youth Championship (now FIFA U-20
World Cup) and the Olympics with
the national team but never a title
for the senior side.
READ ALSO: THREE reasons Messi
will beat Cristiano Ronaldo to the
2016 Ballon D’or award
La Albiceleste play Chile on Monday,
June 27 (1am, Nigerian time) at
MetLife Stadium as they seek their
first major title in 23 years when
they won the Copa America in 1993.
Two early goals proved enough for a
weakened Chile against Colombia to
book a return clash against
Argentina in the 2016 Copa America
final
Argentina beat the USA 4 – 0 to
reach the final and many pundits
favour Argentina to win this time
around. Argentina defeated Chile 2
– 1 in their opening game of the
tournament. |
Politics / Re: Okorocha Meets Pastor Mike Agbahiwe Whose Wife Was Killed In Kano by brajy(m): 2:58am On Jun 27, 2016 |
this Hausa people ehn.....e get as e be o.!!! they ain't suppose to be in Nigeria at all! I prefer them to be in India instead!! I'm also living in Kano, doing my life there, but I always pray not to be a victim of such whatsoever! forget say u be military man they don't cares especially if u goes out alone. |
Romance / Re: @Kingtblakhoc sharing photos with the women That slept with him by brajy(m): 2:01am On Jun 27, 2016 |
Hmm!!!! iranu!!!! shiiiiiiit!!!! |
Science/Technology / Re: JSS3 Student In Anambra Manufactures Keke by brajy(m): 1:49am On Jun 27, 2016 |
Utchgirl:before nko? oshi!!!!! |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by brajy(m): 12:28am On Jun 26, 2016 |
when are we starting Mr.nairaland contest? can't wait oh |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by brajy(m): 12:15am On Jun 26, 2016 |
it really pain me sha.....Minzy you be d boseth!!!! congrat Lanicky!!! 1 Like |
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