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Politics / Re: PDP Shuts Down Official Twitter Handle Account @pdpnigeria by Brimstone1: 1:58am On Apr 20, 2016
Confused?
Politics / Re: Lady Carries Crates With Her Breasts And Teeth (Photo) by Brimstone1: 1:58am On Apr 20, 2016
Lolz
Politics / Re: The 92 Armed Herdsmen Arrested By Soldiers At Check-points (Photos) by Brimstone1: 1:57am On Apr 20, 2016
Probably heading to Agatu
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by Brimstone1: 1:57am On Apr 20, 2016
Stupidity
Romance / Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Brimstone1: 1:55am On Apr 20, 2016
smiley
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Brimstone1: 1:52am On Apr 20, 2016
I see Mimzy winning it, no pun intended. Her threads are the best among the rest and her intelligence is above the average female Nairalander. I might be wrong tho, but just saying

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Brimstone1: 1:50am On Apr 20, 2016
grin
Family / Re: Help! My Pregnant Wife Is Acting Strange! by Brimstone1: 4:29pm On Mar 22, 2016
gerarahiamehn:

Pls when will it end? She easily gets provoked these days
I'm sorry but it won't end. If you can't tolerate a pregnant wife now how could you tolerate kids? Parenthood is rewarding but is not too easy a task either. wink smiley

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Family / Re: Help! My Pregnant Wife Is Acting Strange! by Brimstone1: 3:59pm On Mar 22, 2016
The truth is that some pregnant women behave worse than untrained kids. And you have to control them all the time otherwise they'd disgrace you.

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Family / Re: Help! My Pregnant Wife Is Acting Strange! by Brimstone1: 3:57pm On Mar 22, 2016
What about my wife that woke me up around 3am to buy her indomie or I wouldn't sleep that night? grin grin grin

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Family / Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Brimstone1: 7:41am On Feb 08, 2016
INDUSTRIALFAN:
I actually wasn't bothered about his attacking the soldier.... I know what he was driving at. my only concern was him crossing the road like that. Thank God he didn't get hit by a vehicle. Be extra careful.
Yes, bro, I will. Thanks
Family / Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Brimstone1: 7:17pm On Feb 06, 2016
FTBOY:
i remember asking my dad why my sister didn't have a dick like me

he stopped us from taking bath together from that day
OMG!! grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Brimstone1: 7:15pm On Feb 06, 2016
INDUSTRIALFAN:
. Uhmmmm your kid broke out of your grip and you still watched him run across the road to attack someone Hope you don't always let him cross roads like that? especially busy ones....
That's why I said it came as a shock. I wasn't expecting it. Although, I've vowed to be extra careful next timem He had probably watched a war movie or so and had felt bad about killings by men in uniforms, that's why he thought that soldier was responsible. I've warned my wife to stop playing such movies in his presence
Family / Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Brimstone1: 1:30pm On Feb 05, 2016
mamaafrik:
I remeber the day my dad dashed home from work to pick up a file only for him to enter the parlour and see his newly bought television set dismantled on the floor my by me,i was like chaiiiiiiiii,i don finally die to day,he just came close looked in an "iwoomoyi sha" manner and ultered "ko sha gbodo ma sise" and went his way...........
grin grin

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Family / What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Brimstone1: 1:03pm On Feb 05, 2016
Mine, a boy barely 3, gave me the shock of my life some time last year when he freed himself from my grip to attack a soldier with a gun standing across the road. He kept hitting the soldier with his small fists and even attempted to take his gun.
The soldier, being an understanding man, quietly asked him "But where did you see me shooting people?"
My boy replied, "In the television."
The soldier smiled "That could be my colleague but he's not around now."
I apologized for my boy's attitude but the soldier said it's no problem, he's only a kid. Children can be terrible at times.
Share with us if you have any.

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Romance / Re: When A Married Woman Tells Her Ex That He's Not Caring by Brimstone1: 8:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
learn to read and understand.
Did I quote you? No. So swerve. Maybe na your type of woman be this sef
Romance / Re: When A Married Woman Tells Her Ex That He's Not Caring by Brimstone1: 8:31pm On Dec 01, 2015
martyns303:
Most women get married to the wrong person out of many reasons. For example there's a story on front page about a girl who's saying she's not physically attracted to the man she is about getting married to in 4 months, and even finds him repulsive.

There's someone they truely love, but maybe he's not ready, and so they settle for someone else.

I have the opportunity of having lots of sisters and when they sit down to gist and I hear the kind of stuffs being said it's simply pitiable. A friend confided in one of them, that a guy has been pestering her for marriage and has even gone to see her parents, but that she loves her BF so much, only that he is not ready. She got advices that "now that u have seen someone to take care of u very well, u have seen table and say u want to eat on the floor"

Under that situation, she will always long for her BF. It won't be a pleasant marriage.

The lady the OP is talking about shouldn't expect the man to be as romantic as he were during courtship, now they have to settle in for marriage. Am not saying he shouldn't be romantic, but now it's the main deal.
So is this epistle meant to defend or condone her undecided
Romance / Re: When A Married Woman Tells Her Ex That He's Not Caring by Brimstone1: 8:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
But this Op tho is always complaining about women
Romance / Re: When A Married Woman Tells Her Ex That He's Not Caring by Brimstone1: 8:20pm On Dec 01, 2015
It means her husband's dick is too tiny for her
Romance / Re: Ladies, The Smarter You Are, The More Likely You Are To Be Single? by Brimstone1: 8:19pm On Dec 01, 2015
When a girl gets too smart she automatically joins the feminists club

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Politics / Re: Electricity Usage Status For The Month Of August -share Your Experience by Brimstone1: 5:56pm On Aug 31, 2015
We don't have light in Mowe-Ibafo area
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie's Cleavage At Her Birthday Party In Lagos(photos) by Brimstone1: 5:55pm On Aug 31, 2015
ignis:
She should be ashamed of herself.
Her dressing is not that bad, so there's nothing to be ashamed of
Crime / Re: Medical Doctor Arrested For Carrying Out Abortion In Edo by Brimstone1: 5:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
Come to Lagos, they're many here
Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Arrives Nigeria To Resume Eagles Job by Brimstone1: 6:12pm On Jul 14, 2015
Next coach may be Yobo or Osaze

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Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Arrives Nigeria To Resume Eagles Job by Brimstone1: 6:12pm On Jul 14, 2015
Must every old player become a coach? This is why we may never win the world cup

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Romance / Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by Brimstone1: 6:10pm On Jul 14, 2015
That advise will go nowhere. Our ladies only look out for men who have jeeps and big houses. Educational status and looks are second place

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Daura Appoints Buhari 'Bayajidda Daura II' by Brimstone1: 12:09pm On Jun 20, 2015
Mr Paparazzi

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