Larablink:
Lol,I can remember when my kid bro was 4,we were going to the market and he was like can I ask you a question.OK go on.and he said "why is your breast growing big every day it wasn't like this before".

9iceX:
She brought out her mom's breast and request i share with her; trying to drag my neck to it.

Cute kid loves daddy and ready to share anything with me!

uplawal:
Your first story is epic lie jo.you cannever remember what happened at 4yrs,you had dash memory then.

mamaafrik:
I remeber the day my dad dashed home from work to pick up a file only for him to enter the parlour and see his newly bought television set dismantled on the floor my by me,i was like chaiiiiiiiii,i don finally die to day,he just came close looked in an "iwoomoyi sha" manner and ultered "ko sha gbodo ma sise" and went his way...........

Akaujaa:


and what does "iwoomoyi" and "kosha gbado ma sise" mean because those are the focal points of your message. Learn to communicate effectively in public, this is not a yoruba forum.

3pointz:

Lol,how old z girl bro?

bobkezel:

Btwn 3&5

Brimstone1:
Mine, a boy barely 3, gave me the shock of my life some time last year when he freed himself from my grip to attack a soldier with a gun standing across the road. He kept hitting the soldier with his small fists and even attempted to take his gun.
The soldier, being an understanding man, quietly asked him "But where did you see me shooting people?"
My boy replied, "In the television."
The soldier smiled "That could be my colleague but he's not around now."
I apologized for my boy's attitude but the soldier said it's no problem, he's only a kid. Children can be terrible at times.
Share with us if you have any.

rollUP:





Omo u know English when u small ooo.... hmm I smell lies

illmatic101:


Eyah... sorry for your loss

skarlett:



I'm sorry to hear about your loss

pinky1974:
My daughter was abt 6yrs old then and her kid brother was 3n a half, anytime she makes a request, d nxt thing I'll hear from my. Son is ME TOO, I always wondered Y he wants everything his sister wants
Then on dis particular day my daughter came. N said to me Mummy I wnt 2 Poo n d nxt thing I had was me too n I asked what did she say that u wnted lol my boy couldn't say a word I jst burst out laughing

uniqueboi:


Omo we be same people o lol!!!! Ur last story na me and my mum

INDUSTRIALFAN:
. Uhmmmm your kid broke out of your grip and you still watched him run across the road to attack someone Hope you don't always let him cross roads like that? especially busy ones....

FTBOY:
i remember asking my dad why my sister didn't have a dick like me

he stopped us from taking bath together from that day

3pointz:

M pretty sure she meant sth else,not literally 'toto' d female honey pot.

Brimstone1:

That's why I said it came as a shock. I wasn't expecting it. Although, I've vowed to be extra careful next timem He had probably watched a war movie or so and had felt bad about killings by men in uniforms, that's why he thought that soldier was responsible. I've warned my wife to stop playing such movies in his presence

OCTAVO:

Had similar experience with my niece that was age 6 about 7 years ago. She told me exactly what I did when no one was at home. She wasn't there neither was anyone at home.

what did u do

quivah:

Well, I dont think so..

I can vividly remember some incidences that happened to me when I was in pry1.. I was close 2 5years then.

The memories are still clear in my head..to mention a few;
1. I have a cousin I was older than with a year, on getting pri one, he was supposed to go to nursery two but instead his mum (being who she was) decided to promote her son to my class. I wasnt told this incidence, I remember it pretty much,how I cried saying how will my lil cousin be in the same class with me.
2. We were writing an exam pri 1, 2nd term, my cousin sat at my front while some other person sat beside me.. I forgot the spelling of a very simple word ..'let'.. Had to ask my cousin for it..and immediately he mentioned ' l' I remembered..
3. During extra lesson,a neighbor who happened to like me very much, organised a surprise birthday for me.. I clocked 5 den.. She sent my friend to call me from school lying that my mum wanted to travel..I was excused from the lesson.. Got home to meet a surprise.
4. In the same extra lesson, during that time, there was this balloon game, you pick a no and whatever size you get is yours.. I went with a mate(a guy).. I was lucky to pick a big balloon while he picked a very small one.. We got to the class(teacher wasn't around yet).. His balloon got busted, I was flaunting my own... He bullied me ,collected my balloon and gave me a wound with pencil on my left cheek (which is still visible till now).. The next day, my second bro beat the hell out of him
5. holiday coaching, nur 2 - pri 1.. My bro's age mate n class mate and I were alone in the class(every one had gone since we had close, I was waiting for my bro to come n take me home).. This guy will ask me to spell some words,if I got them he will put his hand on my chest.. I remember those exact words till this moment.. Cup,pot,boy, chair.. I couldn't spell pot and he slept me hard..

All these incidences and many more occurred between the age of 4-5 .. And the memories and exact pictures are still very clear..
The one I feel sad about the most was ;
We were preparing for end of the year party, some of us were picked to sing some songs (3 actually, I still remember two).. There was this girl, Shola, a pastor's child.. She has a wonderful voice than the rest of us..,and in fact she gave us two out of the three songs. so she was the lead.. I envied her,no doubt.. We were in class one day and the class teacher asked her a question which she failed..I swear, I didn't know when these words came out of my mouth (you can only sing you don't....) , the teacher heard and asked me to complete my words,I was ashamed to..and she completed it herself.. She however advised me..

Adonis3:




explain the emboldened

kushsy:
Mine was so embarrassing..he was 3 n I often change my pads in his presence when am on..one day I had guest n I have just changed n left the pack on d bed only for my kid boy to pick a pad and walked to the sitting room n struggling to fix it under his pants... I miss him..Rip my boy.

bfatoba:



LOLz.. Childhood was super exciting for me, I was very smart, sharp, troublesome and strong-headed. I could beat any kid my age +1 and below around my neighborhood, but I wasn't a bully either. So, since I was delusional about my own strength, and I hadn't been beaten or fought anyone in weeks.... I was becoming more and more arrogant. I was about 8 at the time, I didn't know what possessed me to challenge this 16 year old Ibo girl who was our neighbor, She beat the day light out of me. and worst is I know I mustn't cry too, because my little brother was there and my uncle, who was a little older than the girl. He didn't step in though. She beat me and when I went into my room, I closed the door and cried for hours. for the next year or so, I couldn't even look her in the face.

I remember whenever I was sent on an errand to buy anything edible, I would negotiate to get one extra.... like I was sent to go buy Akara, and i was given money for like 24, but because I bought 24, the lady gave me like 28. so before getting home, i would eat the 4 on my own. and then when I got home, I would also expect a fare share. Faith however had plans for me I didn't yet know. One faithful night, I was sent Akara, way after dinner, we were just outside, enjoying the fresh air. I went bought it and as usual, I ate 4, but the seller only put exactly 24 this time, when I got home, Mum was dividing it amongst us, and she found out it was just 20, she didn't even bother to ask me where the remaining 4 is, she just said come here and me not even knowing whats going on, she asked, open your mouth and say hahhhhh!, to which she smelled the Akara in my breath... She beat me so bad, then even gave me a letter to carry to school and give my teacher for him to beat me more and then when I got back home, She beat me again and for the next couple of months, no snacks for me.

bobkezel:

OK, will do just that.

warrenweste:



be careful so they wont think u are the one molesting her

INDUSTRIALFAN:
I actually wasn't bothered about his attacking the soldier.... I know what he was driving at. my only concern was him crossing the road like that. Thank God he didn't get hit by a vehicle. Be extra careful.

uniqueboi:


My childhood too was very very exciting too. I was very stubborn and I loved play so I was nicknamed the king of play. Same fate befell me though in my own case the girl was like 14 or so. I have beaten so many people and I thought I could take on anyone. On that fateful day the girl beat me blue-black nobody came to my rescue and I wudnt cry o. I went and carried stone o my brother na there e finish! Lol. The girl took the stone used it to break my head like 3 times. Nobody told me to run inside o. From then on anytime I saw the girl I wud be looking at her with bad eyes. I went to boarding school and got back. Went to university and all of a sudden we became friends and we laugh over the incident.

Back then anytime I f up, my mum and my younger sister that used to live with us wud jsz wake me up at night with slaps. My mum wud use broom the sister wud be preparing pepper solution for my armpit and joystick. After the broom beating they wud use the pepper on me omo after like 30mins of crying ill go and bath. Kai my guy I was very stubborn o. When I look at me now I keep wondering if its me. Cux I'm so different. Then my calling was jsz to make trouble.


There was this once I and my younger bro were alone at home. He was 4 and I was 6 then. It was jsz mum n us and we used to study the bible often. So we read about humility that morning. So when my mum left for work naw we wanted to practice it so my bro started by saying I shud go and get him water to drink. He reminded me of the humility we learnt about that morning with mum. I went and gave him water. Me now I come look tell am to go bring water too for me. We did it repeatedly till we cudnt walk again o. When we woke up we were swimming in urine. We urinated in the afternoon. Lol