giantstrides:


Lol, very observant brother, when we were kids, me and my kid bro stole a meat pie in the fridge, we went outside and ate it. When we came back inside, the whole family was sitted in the sitting room, and my younger brother shouted " mummy, we didn't take any meat pie o " choi, I just dey look am that day.

rollUP:





Omo u know English when u small ooo.... hmm I smell lies

Larablink:
Lol,I can remember when my kid bro was 4,we were going to the market and he was like can I ask you a question.OK go on.and he said "why is your breast growing big every day it wasn't like this before".

NemzySeries:

hehehehehehehehe....... & wat wuz ur response?

AlexVercetti:
Wen I was a kid...Anytime I see a chicken, I throw stones at it for fun cuz dey usually dodge it in a funny way I liked..So one day, I did as usual n dis tym, d chicken climed a tree near my dad's car...As I threw d stone, it dodged it n d stone shattered my dad's windscreen..I was bout to run away wen neighbours caught me n held me...I was crying for them to leave me but dey didn't till Dad came back frm work...I thought he would beat d shit out of me...He didn't..we went home n told me neva to throw stones at chickens again after I told him wat happened

FINgames:
ur dad is a wiseman

bfatoba:
when I was younger, I was forming big boy if anyone sent me on an errand, I would look for someone younger and send them. Faith caught up to me one day, I sent our neighbours young daughter Tope to go and buy me Lolli (i think thats what it was called), Its sorta coloring and sugar water, frozen in a plastic bag. anyways, the place was down the street, not even 2 mins away... this kid came back, there was only Ice in the bag, all the coloring was gone, Her lips was really red. I was furious..... and I asked her what happened. She said The Sun was melting it, SO she raised it up and it was draining in her mouth till she got home cause she didn't want it to waste. . i wanted to beat her, but her mum came just in time and said serves me right for sending her.


When I was younger, about 8-11 years old.... I would always be super angry, if we got any visitors around dinner time, or anytime we were about to eat... seeing as how, this unplanned visit will affect my ration. That visitor was dead to me... I wouldn't even acknowledge them... unless they gave me money when they were leaving.


When I was younger, my mum would always, start cooking only to leave me to continue... and when she left, I would sneek away to go play football, till when I saw my mum from a mile away coming. I would then run to the kitchen to meet a half burnt food. my brain would be working overtime, so I would pour the good part into another pot, scrape the original pot, then transfer the food back to the original pot .... and pour more water in it, and sit down and pretend as if i was there the entire time. my mum too would come, ask me even though she could smell the burnt food from a mile away.... she would still ask me, did you leave the food unattended, and my response would always be the same. No ma, i was sitting here the entire time, even though there was enough dust around my leg to make it look like i was wearing socks of dust...... she will ignore all the evidence..... and I will assume that I've gotten away with it too. she will even feed my stupidity by giving me food too...... not knowing that my punishment is coming when I go to sleep. she will then wake up around 1 when that sleep is in my bones... she will beat the sleep out of me.... at that time i won't even recall what I did wrong. Imagine ... this was a regular occurrence.
Next morning she would ask me, why did I beat you last night.... I don't even remember, but my response is always "I won't do it again". in my mind, I think it might be because I was snoring

I was sooo troublesome

NemzySeries:
I remember one time wen I wuz between 6/7yrs of age I use to see swimming pool on tv so 1 day ma both parents were out briefly leaving me & 2 of a siblings & dey brought water dat day so I let d kitchen & bathroom tap open till it filled d whole place to d xtend I had to invite sum of ma hausa neighbour 4 a swim in ma hauz.....popcy came n met d whole hauz in a mess....d man beat karashika & marine spirit outta ma body dat day but d swimming make sense sha bkos d palour wuz so big & we had on chairs in it den

Akaujaa:


and what does "iwoomoyi" and "kosha gbado ma sise" mean because those are the focal points of your message. Learn to communicate effectively in public, this is not a yoruba forum.

RickRichards:
Well, I've had a couple of experiences with my daughters:

Michellla: when I introduced the Obamas to my daughters at the west wing of the White House, Michellla yelled expletives at Michelle Obama. Can't remember her exact words, but it was something like "*@&#$ There's only one Michelle, b****!" It was very embarrassing.

Speechless3: When we ran into Hillary Clinton on our visit to the Pentagon, Speechless3 asked her if 'Hillary' was short for 'Hilarious', 'cos Mrs. Clinton "looked like a clown" to her. Needless to say, there was silence. Very awkward silence.

CaroLyner: When UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon came to Carolyner's 6th birthday party, she asked him in front of everyone why his eyelids were "clipped", and if his Wife's name was "Sun". Chai! Myst tendencies. I had to apologize to Mr. Moon.

Dechandel: Gosh! Dechandel hated religion. Anytime we went to church

RickRichards:
Well, I've had a couple of experiences with my daughters:

Michellla: when I introduced the Obamas to my daughters at the west wing of the White House, Michellla yelled expletives at Michelle Obama. Can't remember her exact words, but it was something like "*@&#$ There's only one Michelle, b****!" It was very embarrassing.

Speechless3: When we ran into Hillary Clinton on our visit to the Pentagon, Speechless3 asked her if 'Hillary' was short for 'Hilarious', 'cos Mrs. Clinton "looked like a clown" to her. Needless to say, there was silence. Very awkward silence.

CaroLyner: When UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon came to Carolyner's 6th birthday party, she asked him in front of everyone why his eyelids were "clipped", and if his Wife's name was "Sun". Chai! My sweet little angel has racist tendencies. I had to apologize to Mr. Moon.

Dechandel: Gosh! Dechandel hated religion. Anytime we went to church she'd suddenly

uplawal:
Your first story is epic lie jo.you cannever remember what happened at 4yrs,you had dash memory then.

lekjons:
This happened a few years back..


After boasting to my friends about how I ate fried chicken the previous night, my 6yrs old brother told them I was lying, that I ate garri and groundnut(which was true ) don't ever tell lies in the presence of kids..they will always embarrass you.



So fucking embarrased.. my crush was there!!

Taiwo20:
goodnoon sir!



Zino...; what does that mean?

Larablink:
. I told him "I wake up and saw it this way it grew overnight.".

kushsy:
Mine was so embarrassing..he was 3 n I often change my pads in his presence when am on..one day I had guest n I have just changed n left the pack on d bed only for my kid boy to pick a pad and walked to the sitting room n struggling to fix it under his pants... I miss him..Rip my boy.

jasonghdank:



What was the name of the hausa neighbour??
i think i've had a similar experience

kushsy:
Mine was so embarrassing..he was 3 n I often change my pads in his presence when am on..one day I had guest n I have just changed n left the pack on d bed only for my kid boy to pick a pad and walked to the sitting room n struggling to fix it under his pants... I miss him..Rip my boy.