pls any economic and statistics aspirant here

its either d moni or u wer pregnant fr him

in a vry rich kingdom wer theives re rapant, d king thougth of hw to gt rid of d theives....knownin fully wel dat johnbull n abu re d kingz of thieves,xo e suggested sumtin....dat any1 who steal wil hv to brg friuts fr him as gifts.xo1 day,d 2 idiotz did nt only steal bt stole frm d king n wer caught.....xo dey wer ask to brng der gifts...abu quickly ran home n brought 10oranges on getin der d king ordered d guard to force d orange into his bultocks....abu started cryin as dey wer forcin it into his bultocks,on gettin to d 8th 1,abu of a sudden started laugh....dat d guards wer forced tu ask y re u laughin n e said abeg mak una press my own fast fast, c johnbul de cum wit basket of watemelon

its no oda dan d great bance