Heathrow44:




This girl u aren't romantic at all, is that wat u say in d oda room, babe give me penis , no shame in even calling d name!

Lol...if it's big enough omo na to shut the gates put a loud music we die there....I no dey allow big ones pass me by...

Penis has put so many in trouble. Penis is a terrible organ that has destroyed and will continue to destroy men who are careless.

Am facing same challenge here. The new Glo sim I got is showing alert of FCMB or Eco bank and I usually get alert. I called the customer bank they told me to go to police station and report. I was like how does this concern police when you guys can deactivate it or simply call the customer to come and do the needful. This is a month plus and am enjoying the 4G Glo sim and Yakata bonus....the alert keep coming. I just hope nothing bad happens.
I think I need to get to the bank and make official report but this country people hardly believe those telling the truth or trying to do the needful,you might be labelled a thief or something bad...

CoronaVirusPro:
Unpatriotic nurses!

This what happens when people don't know the interest they serve and their priority reason for working is just for monetary values.

See this slowpoke

EtteP:
Useless Doctors

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pelumzy007:

Wow.�� I am honoured

Are u married?

Modikko:
Continue your masturbation in peace, don’t bring Allah into it

Why shouldn't I bring him in?

Hussein01:


google islamic rules on vibrator and Love Machine using if it is permissible in your case and weither your condition of not being able to do without sex justifies its use.

as it is now the only way i know is marriage but i am sure rules on vibrator and Love Machine using exist.

ma salam.

Where are you pls. I need to know you more.

Hussein01:


if you cannot do without sex then what is holding you down to explore the institution where you will have it in torrents- the institution of marriage.

Am too young to marry @19. I am still young. I have to finish my Masters before I consider any marriage.

pelumzy007:

Lolz showing mercy is what Ramadan is all about any ways pele

I like you...

Hussein01:


No it is not.

There is nothing such as boyfriend/girlfriend in Islam, atleast not in the way we see it here.

Sex with your boyfriend is ZINA- a punishable offence in view if Islamic Law.

that comment ( what is unacceptable in Ramadan remains unacceptable after it) is not my opinion, it's a theory from Islamic Jurisprudence.

so, sex is not justified because one had it with one FRIEND honoured with an adjective BOY/GIRL.

So what should I do? Buy a vibrator or Love Machine? I can't do without sex with a man....I don't know why? It gets me crazy. I feel ashamed that I wear hijab and I still do this. What will I do? I need help.

pelumzy007:

Aunty you are supposed to be fasting na

I am but he insulted me first so I showed no mercy...

Hussein01:


what is unacceptable before ramadan remains unacceptable during ramadan.

is having sex with your boyfriend acceptable Ramadan apart?

I think it's acceptable in both.

The whites are striving day and night to get the vaccine for corona virus and we blacks are waiting to receive the vaccine,now they need the Blacks to contribute their quota to the study.

The Blacks don't want contribute money to the vaccine development neither do they want to contribute their body for testing, and we are all sure the benefit, if the vaccine works for the good of Whites and Blacks.

The Blacks sees themselves as testing centre and has refused to volunteer themselves. If the whites decides to test the vaccine among the whites because the blacks has refused.If the vaccine comes out to be successful and the whites decides not to give the blacks the vaccine that they should develop there's.

Please are they wicked?

I need your guys response?

*Copied Dr Anita*

Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.

If am your wife. I would have killed you long time ago..

Jamariwolff:
insha Allah. Thank you for the honesty

Muhammad Muhsin Khan

Ximenez:
Ok, just be careful. Most of the people forming Imam and advising you here are also doing it, but they are just hypocrites and some of them even engage in minors. Imagine that one asking you if your bf is a Christian or moslem as if one d*ick is more righteous than the other.

I know just that I can't do without sex. I was raised in a good Muslim home.. I wear my hijab but I like men's private part a lot. Can't do without it in this holy month of Ramadan.

Ximenez:
Yes, please use protection to avoid unwanted pregnancies and sti

I don't like condom. It's hurts me a lot I prefer in original form.

nairavsdollars:


https://www.independent.ng/some-states-playing-politics-with-covid-19-to-get-fg-funds-foreign-donors-northern-elders/

Kano
Gombe
Kaduna
Bornu

Have mercy on us...

Comedian2019:

Ask your Imam to advise you, but make sure he doesn't continue from where your boyfriend stopped.

I don't talk to him but will try. He can't start with me.

Ximenez:
yes it's allowed. You haven't killed anybody or cos any harm to your neighbors. You shouldn't live your life wondering how to please an imaginary being

Thanks...I just want to be sure. Assalamualaykum

Comedian2019:

Is your boyfriend a Muslim?

No his a Christian

Pls I am fasting but I got stock in my boyfriend's house this month of Ramadan due to the Corona Virus stuff... We have Sexual Intercourse after I break fast in the evening on daily basis. Pls Is it acceptable in month of Ramadan to break fast with sex?

Praise be to Allah for giving us the gift of Masturbation... Praise Allah for his masturbation in me endures forever.

Lukgaf:


So, who are the martyrs of this world and the hereafter? They are those who were killed to hinder them from spreading the word of Allaah. They were wrongly murdered: murdered because of their religion, murdered because she (wore) the Hijab, murdered because he kept the beard, murdered because his garment hung above the ankle, murdered because he refused Riba, murdered because he was a husband of a (Niqabi), murdered because he read the Qur’an, murdered because he carefully followed the (teachings) of the Prophet (SallaLlaahu 'Alaayhi Wassalaam).

Whether they were killed with a machete, a knife or a bomb, they are martyrs in this world and the hereafter. Such persons would be buried with their blood-soiled clothes: their clothes should not be changed, their blood should not be washed off either. Are they to be prayed upon or not? The opinion of the scholars differs regarding this. Some of the (scholars) opined that their corpses would be dealt with just like the Prophet (SallaLlaahu 'Alaayhi Wassalaam) did to those who were killed in the battlefield. They won’t be washed because the Prophet (SallaLlaahu 'Alaayhi Wassalaam) said when Allaah would raise them up (on the day of judgement), their (unwashed) blood would be an evidence that they died in the cause of Allaah.
Their blood would have the smell of musk that no nose has ever smelled before. Their body was not washed on earth and that is how they would be resurrected in front of their Lord.

The martyrs of this world (only)…
Are we to pray (Janaazah) on them? Shaykh continues, "I said earlier that the scholars differed regarding that (matter).
The martyr of the world is one who participated in war, was killed and mutilated, but his going (to the war) was not for the sake of Allaah. He never had any intention of doing it for Allaah's sake. We are the ones who may not wash his body, nor change his cloth (ignorantly), thinking he was a martyr. That is for this world, because we deal with his body based on what is apparent to us. On the day of judgement, Allaah would not raise him among the ranks of the martyrs.

The third is the martyr of the hereafter...
Those are the ones who were killed by plagues. We would wash their body, change their clothes and prayed upon them. After that, we go and bury them. This is how we do for every Muslim that dies naturally, but on the day of judgement, the (one that died in a plague) would be raised by Allaah as a martyr. There now comes some questions. We are well aware that there is a difference between a plague and a pandemic. So if someone dies due to a pandemic and it is established that touching the dead body might get others infected, should we wash the person, should we pray on the person? We would be speaking on that subsequently when Allaah permits.


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teadrake:

"Bloody microbiologist" that championed one of the foremost research in malaria with unquantifiable awards and achievement to his name. Only a despicable, irrelevant people with no quantum of achievement will spew thrash like this in the name of being relevant. Is it by force to demonstrate your lunacy via public forum?? Unbelievable!!
How many medical doctors conduct research globally Alexander Fleming, Robert Koch, Sir Ronald Ross, Louis Pasteur, Jonas Salk, etc. Those guys were Microbiologist which notable discovery and inventions that keep saving the world till today.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen
Actually, your mother is a dumb fvck for not swallowing a soulless person like you. My comment wasn't meant to make sense you stupid worthless bottom-feeder, it was meant to reply to you at the level of stupidity you exist at so that you might actually understand it with the primitive sub-par IQ you attempt to interact with. Is that better for you fucking slowpoke? Or do I need to dumb it down further for a blithering piece of shit zombie like you to understand me?

[quote author=sotall post=89015145] You seem pained that a microbiologist is occupying that position.

You are worse than his incompetence. [/quote

Another bloody microzoologist spotted....

lalasticlala:


Source: https://www.change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general?fbclid=IwAR1rj8WbNFuWv5HLSZUJNDsO_VzE0SMmPddzFck2aAk9jz5PVClwdgXfRGo

He should be sacked with immediate effect. He is not a Medical Doctor but a bloody Microbiologist. He never know what it's like to take Hippocratic Oath. He should be fired before he uses Africa for vaccine testing...

chukel:
the problem of Nigeria is greatly from Nigerians. Your brother and other house officers haven't been paid simply because the chief medical director and director of finance in that hospital locked their money. House officers are not under ippis, else this nonsense will not happen. Their salaries hit the hospital account every month from FG. But these wicked men refuse to pay them. This is the reason people should advocate seriously for ippis at all levels. Please which hospital is this. If you are sure of your claims, take it to twitter

I am going to suggest this to him because they can't take it any more. I guess it trending on Twitter will be the best. Let the hospital be embarrassed.

ValCon888:

I am so touched and angry by this. Honestly, I do not blame doctors who decide to go outside the country to practice medicine.

Am telling you. It's so pathetic and annoying. He will the person work with happiness but getting angry for not being paid...

ChelseaDr:
No responsible government will allow their first line of defense to down tool in the midst of a pandemic.... Such a government is a colossal failure

My dear God bless you on this.