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Jokes Etc / Re: Joke For My Ex Booqee by Cabsso(m): 6:55am On Oct 24, 2012 |
Lagusta: ALL OF U IN THIS THREAD ARE ALL BUSH PIGS, SMEAGOLS AND SALAMANDERS.... Imagine pit pig dey vomit rubbish. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Nairalandjoke Ever / What Will U Do 2 D Gateman by Cabsso(m): 9:18am On Oct 20, 2012 |
Omo! See awoof no recharge cards no fried rice/chicken mak d gate man go do tnx givin. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Cabsso(m): 3:10pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
I dey craz wer i go laff |
Career / Re: Get Full Technical Support/services On Snail Farming. by Cabsso(m): 7:00am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Tel us hw profitable it wil b. Is it dat afta rearin dem u wil buy dem or wat put more light pls. |
Career / Nid Ur Help(ansa Dis Questn) by Cabsso(m): 6:55am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Wat r d job opportunities 4a botany student? |
Jokes Etc / The Fat Man & Advert by Cabsso(m): 7:31am On Oct 14, 2012 |
A fat man see an advertisment“Lose 5kg in a week“ He called & said i wil lik 2join. Lady: ok be ready 2maro by 6am. Nxt mornin, he gets 2d office & waz taken 2a room. He opens d door & saw a hot babe wit shoes sayin “if u catch me u can sleep wit me“ & d babe start runnin. Man start runnin bt couldn‘t catch her so durin d whole week exercise, he tried 2catch her bt couldn‘t & lost 5kg. He asked 4d 10kg programme. Next mornin at 6am he opened d door & saw even hotter babe wit Bikini sayin if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg dat week so, he thought dis programme is awesome lets try 25kg. D lady said r u sure? Its really tough.... Man: y not nxt day by 6am opened d door xpectin 2c hotter babe bt saw a fit man sayin if i catch u i wil sleep wit u. Dat week he lost 40kg. Come see race wit shout!!! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Cabsso(m): 6:39am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Realsammie u notice say dat numba 8questn conc abi? Ok wetin be d ansa tel me b4 dis yeye invigilators come. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Separate These Two??? by Cabsso(m): 6:25am On Oct 14, 2012 |
[quote author=booqee]Why is dis in jokes section?? Shouldn't this be in d islamic section?? Booqee or wats dat ur name again? Y can‘t u behav mature 4 1ce? Hisssss 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Soldier & The Nun by Cabsso(m): 7:22am On Oct 09, 2012 |
Chei fall dwn frm ruf stil laffin. |
Jokes Etc / Prayers 4 N/lders... by Cabsso(m): 6:57am On Oct 09, 2012 |
As u all knw prayer is d key 2success so evri bodi bown down lets pray. May u live long lik corruption in Nigeria,may ur generosity spread lik poverty in Nigeria,may ur blessins increase lik fuel price in Nig,may ur enemies fall lik d value of naira in Nigeria,may ur happiness raise lik unemployment in Nigeria,may u mov freely lik criminals in Nigeria & may u not fail lik PHCN in Nigeria“AMEN“! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Cabsso(m): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
N/L official i dnt normally place joke here evri day bt d problm is each time i place a joke it wil nt last 4hours. Many times if i log in again i wil nt see my joke & i dnt lik it dat way. |
Jokes Etc / Countries Related 2states In NAIJA. by Cabsso(m): 11:03am On Oct 07, 2012 |
Paris-Abuja Italy-calabar Iran-kano China-lagos Chotonu-Aba Indian-yola Somalia-kogi Iraq-warri Afghanistan-Niger delta United state-Ajegule Add urs mak e follow dy go. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Adultery And Fornication by Cabsso(m): 11:51am On Sep 28, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: dis akpors wetin we go am . dat joke really got me rollin in laughterIn lecture hall burst out in lafta fellow student lookin at me. Apkors na confirm bad boy hahaha!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Adultery And Fornication by Cabsso(m): 11:43am On Sep 28, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: dis akpors wetin we go am . dat joke really got me rollin in laughterIn lecture hall burst out in lafta fellow student lookin at. Apkors na confirm bad boy hahaha!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Ants Kiss? by Cabsso(m): 2:11pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
jeffizy: Its Friday right? Yeah! This is on the lighter side and its meant to brighten your weekend»mit president jo for d ansa cos his a zoologist. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Say The Days Of The Week In Your Local Language. Instant N1,500 Recharge Card!!! by Cabsso(m): 11:35am On Sep 23, 2012 |
hausa litini talata laraba alamis juma'a asabar lahadi |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dyu Know Ur Sim Card Has A Name?? :o by Cabsso(m): 10:42pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
MuhMubRaj: Mine is olusegun buhariMine is mr-Aboki |
Jokes Etc / Re: Open Dis Thread! :-\ by Cabsso(m): 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
I dey craz wer i go smile? |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by Cabsso(m): 7:28am On Sep 10, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Wetin concern baby wiv MensesWetin concern rat wit cadigan. |
Jokes Etc / Re: This must be a Miracle by Cabsso(m): 12:51pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: Imagine petient jonathan as ur english lecturer frm 100l-400l. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu Woman by Cabsso(m): 6:07am On Aug 16, 2012 |
toluing: An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou Hahaha 9ce1. |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Cabsso(m): 4:40am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Torch1: There is a Muslim passenger in a Jamaican 2dry chei! |
Jokes Etc / Re: People Mistake Me For Rihanna! by Cabsso(m): 4:34am On Aug 16, 2012 |
kunletiwoo: And she's kinda sexy oooo. you know? Na woman go kill u even dis urgly tin dey sexy 4ur eye. Chei woman rapa! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News by Cabsso(m): 4:52am On Aug 15, 2012 |
CrazyMan: Breaking news: A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, dis time in a Cemetery! All d Dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties recorded. Commissioner of Police has adviced them 2 return 2 their graves and go about their normal spiritual duties without fear!! Ǧ☺☺ϑ М̣̣̥̇̊Ό̲̣̣̣̥Я̩̥̊И̣̣̣̥Ȋ̝̊̅̄И̣̣̣̥G̲̣̣̣̥ fwends.Nawa 4u ooo copy-copy! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Boko.h Vs D Deads by Cabsso(m): 4:49am On Aug 15, 2012 |
toygod2: Are u epileptic?I wil ask mr google. |
Jokes Etc / Boko.h Vs D Deads by Cabsso(m): 10:43pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
Breakin news!! A bomb just xploded in OKENE again dis tym in OGANY (cemetry). All d dead bodies ran out of dia graves screamin BOKO HARAM again ooo!!! Bt no casualities recorded d D.P.O ask dem 2 return 2dia graves & go abt dia normal spiritual duties with out fear. HA! |
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