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Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Sleeping In Church (Photo) by calcus(m): 9:22am On Jan 01, 2018
Amaechi my man. E b like #sleepinginHispresence
Celebrities / Re: Davido Prostrates To 2face On Stage At His #30BillionConcert (Photo) by calcus(m): 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2017
Why e no go greet father of many nations!
Events / Re: Burial Of Couple & Their 3 Children Who Were Poisoned In Imo (Photos) by calcus(m): 8:58pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sheybi the evil doer(s) will not die? Heartless human beings!
Celebrities / Re: Mo'hits Records Reunion & Performed At Davido '30 Billion Concert' (video) by calcus(m): 6:38am On Dec 28, 2017
We av yeard! Op, oya give that beans to the person above me.
Crime / Re: Ogun Notorious Robber Who Shot DPO, Killed At In-law House On Christmas Day by calcus(m): 12:08pm On Dec 27, 2017
ojmetrix:
do any thing good come out from this Ogun very bad news emanating from that brown roof side

ewu
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by calcus(m): 7:07am On Dec 26, 2017
Gud a.m bosses on this thread! I hail o! Tuale! I swear, the tips i get her often don do me better. I have now a proud controller of 4 beautiful ladies. They are always calling and texting. I had to run away yesterday to hang out with my guys wen 3 of dem threatened to come to my place to spend time with me. I just want to say bosses. Thank you o. Na'gode! Odinma! E se o!
There is this my neighbour, the girl fine sha. I like her small. About 2016, i walked up to her to get her contact, she was surprised though (i no dy roll with anybody 4 street, just to go play soccer, that's all) bt eventually gave me. I went back 2 skul n started calling her n chatting bt she was doing 'yanga', so i stopped calling and deleted her number sef. When i graduated, i was @ home for months and i do see her but i no dy give her face till nysc called. I came bak last week and we'v bin seeing, no talking. Sometimes some kids will cum to tell me dat she said dy shud grit me. I woke up dis a.m to see her request on fb. Wat shud i do?
Literature / Re: LUCIFER (a Short Story) by calcus(m): 1:05pm On Dec 19, 2017
The slippery ground engulfs Mama's feet as she performs acrobatic skill landing softly on the crates of beer arranged by our neighbour. She lost consciousness. Seven days. Seven was enveloped in coma. No one dares kill an already dead woman, i wondered.
When Mama recovered, i was at her bedside smiling sheepishly. The first person she saw was me and then another me. I thought i should tell her i love her but what came out of my mouth was "never tell the world what you saw". Mama shivered.
At home, our neighbour asked what really happened, she looked at my face and smiled. She told them that she had seen me naked and remembered her oath to Lucifer. She lied. That day she didn't die.
When Mama needed me she had told Lucifer that on my seventh birthday, she would tell the world Lucifer owns me.
That night, i became free. Never fear Lucifer! Tell the truth.
Literature / Re: LUCIFER (a Short Story) by calcus(m): 4:44pm On Dec 16, 2017
Nostradamus:
calcus cum and continue this masterpiece na,i'd love to see the end of that boy who killed his father and sister.
I will sir.
Literature / Re: LUCIFER (a Short Story) by calcus(m): 11:08pm On Dec 12, 2017
Akanni would kick a bottle while running home from the market. Father would be waiting to envelope him in his rather large body, he would think. I smiled as i walk majestically behind him, giving every passers-by a mischievous smile.
Mama, so tired stood at our which has become a strange place. Her million seconds of silence is followed by a heavy sigh. As for me, sitting with my arms across my chest has become a rather solitary comfort. I weep.
Mama flashed her torch-light at the corner of my comfort zone. Darkness fades away. The end seems near but Mama ran out screaming at the top of her voice.
Literature / Re: LUCIFER (a Short Story) by calcus(m): 5:50pm On Dec 06, 2017
That night when father stumbled out of the house, i shrieked but Mama wept, if only he knew. No one works out of his presence. Your creator forgives, I DON'T. That night his car rammed into an electric pole. He was roasted. Dead. Not a drop of blood was left in him. I am the most high!
*****
Mama would sit by the fire paying rapt attention to the burning fire. Was she waiting for answers from the fire. Nobody cares. If we ask of Papa's whereabout, she would reply with a smile and sister would swiftly caution us not to ask. We are kids.
We would often go to the river through a lonely path. Akanni questioned sister why she wouldn't allow mama to answer our question. She said papa had gone to another woman.
Whoever lies is a sinner and shall die a terrible death. That night sister was found dead. Crushed by a train. Many parts were missing. Mama cried, i smiled.
*to be continued
Literature / LUCIFER (a Short Story) by calcus(m): 5:34pm On Dec 06, 2017
This is probably my first story in this section. My intention is not to bore anyone but to entertain. I also want to improve as the learning process is continous. Objective criticisms are highly welcome as it is part of the creative process.
Any resemblance to characters in this work either dead or alive is coincidence. THIS IS PURELY A WORK OF FICTION.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ebonyi Meet Up Zone by calcus(m): 5:22pm On Dec 06, 2017
sashishalom:




Abakaliki
We could hook up if you wouldn't mind.
kindly beep me madam
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ebonyi Meet Up Zone by calcus(m): 10:13am On Dec 06, 2017
sashishalom:



yes
Where? I stay at Afikpo North.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ebonyi Meet Up Zone by calcus(m): 8:13am On Dec 06, 2017
sashishalom:
Its boring here in ebonyi right??
So boring babe.
You stay in Ebonyi
Crime / Re: How My N150,000 "Turned To Paper" & How I Fell Victim To "One Chance" - Man by calcus(m): 8:36pm On Nov 09, 2017
This one weak me o ;DThis one weak me o
NYSC / Re: Serving In Akwa-ibom Or Ebonyi, Help by calcus(m): 11:21am On Oct 20, 2017
Idogbeadeoluu:
Don't ever choose Ebonyi O, except you want to come and suffer, especially if you are not an Igbo person
Hehehe... am serving in Ebonyi and am suffering, come and join me! this state ehn... salt of the nation.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Ebonyi Meet Up Zone by calcus(m): 11:14am On Oct 20, 2017
Ladies and gentlemen residing in cities (AFIKPO, ABAKALIKI, UWANNA etc) in Ebonyi state, meet here.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ibadan Naughty Whatsapp And BBM Group Chat by calcus(m): 1:01pm On Aug 17, 2016
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Romance / Beloveth by calcus(m): 5:16pm On Jun 15, 2016
My beloveth,
I have sailed across the ocean of minds and thoughts. I have been on life's voyage too long I forgot to pen you a shadow of my heart. It wasn't my fault afterall. Maybe it's life's. It decided I go on a horse-riding, perhaps life's adventure is more pleasant than love's. Maybe, life opined to bless me with everlasting fortune. Golds and silvers I posses not before.
This is what you've wants to hear, maybe it was what you needed to hear. I am no master in the art of love; maybe no one is. Oh! I remember! I fit into your fantasies? I smiled? Perhaps I should have been more thoughtful; fantasies are dangerous, and now that the world is encapsulated in misery. I loved you dearly, I should have loved you more, but a man gives not what he doesn't posses.
My lady, you trampled the ills around us fiercely like a mother in a battle against the odds. If a man places his wish ahead of his emotion, maybe he would go far. These are far from being philosophical, I posses not the wit to illuminate your graciousness, your grace.
I have had my share of defeat and pain, I would like to keep what remains of me. I live to die another. I do not intend to display a poor performance of my love's dedication.
Your humble knight
Sir...
Goon too soon...
Romance / Re: The Wooing Kings/queens...get In Here by calcus(m): 12:53pm On Jun 15, 2016
DLondonboiy:
it happens to me everyday....but not with those exact words sha....

its jes what we fine boiz see everyday....
indeed, maybe you look like a Monkey girls need to keep in a cage to make money...
Computers / Laptops Needed Urgently by calcus(m): 9:47pm On Mar 30, 2016
please I need London used laptops and mini-laptops. cheap prises please. it is urgent. Ibadan based precisely..
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by calcus(m): 10:08pm On Jan 05, 2016
evening bro... dia z dis babe in my area, in fact, she's my neighbour. we've never talked for over 5years now. i talked to her two days ago and she gave me her number, so i called her that i wana see her. the problem now is what to say n hit her fast because am leaving that area soon and wont be back until november
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Freelance Sport/soccer/betting Writer by calcus(m): 8:36pm On Jan 04, 2016
am interested. kindly send all details to wharldkhing@gmail.com.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Need To Win Her Back by calcus(m): 8:00pm On Aug 24, 2015
MrAnonTAC:

DOn't Beg her..I repeat DOn't! The next time you speak to her, talk to her like nothing happened. Dont talk about the break up, just sound happy and gist with her about general stuffs. Then don't call until the next dayand then repeat 'the normal gist ish. After this dont call her. Trust me she will call you and when she does, dont pick her call. call her back after like an hour and just say " you were busy when she called'. Then carry on with normal gist - ask about her day and all , let her do most of the talking.During this conversation, just abruplty tell her you will call her back that you have to go now... You will thank me later.

I hate the fact that most ladies even when they love you just want you to play games.. quite unfirtunate but then what can a man do.



MEANWHILE GO CHECK : TRUE ANONYMOUS CONFESSION BLOG
tanx so much bro. Am grateful

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