Tolexander:
What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a great achievement!

Achievement like how na?

I reside in the same street with the George's family.

One of mama's grand daughter just confirmed to me now now that mama had passed.

I once ran errand for her and she rewarded me with cash. RIP

From what I heard from the escorts of chief Bode George and the macabre countenance on the faces of people within chief Bode's mom compound, it seems mama had passed on.

If this is true, RIP mama.

This one na YoruGbo woman oo

Na this guy sha. We were in the same no 6 Platoon at the Iseyin NYSC orientation camp in 2013 Batch B. Very free guy

If ur brake fail, just pray u are not in a crowded area and no go-slow. Because wateva u learn hear might not apply to ur road situation.



I remember when I drove my uncle's tipper and the brake failed. Chisus! My uncle shouted 'yeeeeeeee' as he also held my leg, because there was a jeep in front of us. I could not manoeuvre the truck anywhere because I was too close to d jeep b4 realising the brake had failed


After the impact, I began to sweat like a xmas goat. Then the owner of the jeep now came down, as I saw her, I heaved a sigh of relief because she looked like my old primary school mate. That was when me too got down and went to meet her. She could not say anything because she too recognised me. She just called her husband, after the call, she just told me to be careful and she drove off. My uncle hapi die dat day, because if we sell d tipper sef, we no go fit pay d gbese finish

Promise made, promise kept. Thanks Sujimoto

LG

Oyinbo people no dey joke with stuffs like this. It reminds of a programme on Sony Max channel titled: World Wildest Police Videos. American police dey even hit DUIs off d road with 'PIT' method

alexistaiwo:

i pity u. U get mind sha

Wetin I go do na? It was scary but she's my babe n I can't run. Thank God I knew how to calm her because my new babe now does d same thing! Just that she doesn't faint but she's a shaky shaky baby. So the experience I've had from my previous babe is what I'm applying to her. Deep breath, release. Deep breath again, release- like that like that till she gets back herself. Sometimes, I will throw in a joke(call her shaky shaky baby, u want to see ur mummy- shame!) or some conversation that would shift her away from her d mood. It works for me sha

BUSHHUNTER:
Back then I was serving....I met this girl she's into beads and decorating...she used to travel from her town to mine just 15mints drive...

To cut it short....we were having sex one cool evening after some hours she told me she can't stand upright again her legs started shaking...chai! That day one cold 1st catch me....I tried to dress her up and stand her legs on ground but its not working...the legs continue shaking I asked her what's the cause she said I told you am tired now carry me home...I nearly cry cause corpers full outside dey gist...how I go come manage escort her out wey dem no go think say na cripple I carry enter.

After like 20minutes of praying inside and relaxing her she stood up and do normal...na the last day I make sure I see her....

Funny enough she's married now.

Something like this happened to me once..

I went to visit my ex babe in her school. In the course of the first round, she started shaking vigorously: her legs and hands were shaking badly. I was so scared that I don't know what to do. I was still trying to do something when she took light(she fainted). Ah! Come see as omo boy dey sweating. I poured water on her head, she no wake. I held both of her shoulders and shook her, no way!

I just begin slap her. By the time she chop 3 hot slap, she swung back to life. Lol.. I fear that day no b small.

It didn't stop there as she repeated it other times. But I didn't slap her again. Once she begins to shake like that, I will just calm her down by using my palm to brush her hair and telling her to take deep breath and then release, take deep breath again and then release. That's all

See as that one take look like something from a nightmare. Good work to the NA and bubu

samlex21:
It means that Baba God Neva pick up ur call... Xo u wia rejected politely... Very soon Baba God go pick up ur call

Yes ooo

All the messages I've read here is making belle to turn me. I'm not happy

ambassadorgozie:


Nigeria employers are funny.

@Op pls keep applying nd remove ur mind dia

Mogbe oooo

LaurelP:
Simple.

They have queued you up pending when there will be a vacant position for the role u applied for.
I would advice u to continue searching for an alternative as the keeping in view might take months.

I've waited 3 months already. #Baba God, pls pick my call on time oo

Dear Mr G,

We refer to your application/interview for the ------ position and our subsequent correspondence with you. 

We will like to inform you that we have decided to have you kept in view.   

Thank you for your interest in employment opportunities with AB company 



Please oo my good people, I've done interview with this particular company 2 times. Now I just got that mail up there today. Please what does the ''have you kept in view mean''. I wan know whether my incessant calls to heaven has just been answered, b4 I activate jubilation mode

Dear Mr G,

We refer to your application/interview for the ------ position and our subsequent correspondence with you. 

We will like to inform you that we have decided to have you kept in view.   

Thank you for your interest in employment opportunities with AB company 



Please oo my good people, I've done interview with this particular company 2 times. Now I just got that mail up there today. Please what does the ''have you kept in view mean''. I wan know whether my incessant calls to heaven has just been answered, b4 I activate jubilation mode

David0:
You are simply going to write another test. D first one u did was CBT Computer Based Test, the next one is PBT Paper Based Test. So d same way u prepared for d CBT do same with d PBT.

Thanks bro

Hello Nairalanders,


I've been dialling God's no, perhaps, this is the time He would pick my calls. I applied for a job in Federal University. I was invited for CBT(computer based test) which I went and I passed. I later got another sms that I should come for written test.


Please, people with job interview experience, what does it mean? Is it my writing capability they want to evaluate or what? Please, the test is tomorrow. Help a bro asap.

Thanks

I once had this babe. She's practically a log of wood. No moaning, no groaning, no nothing! Her leg no dey shake comot for d angle wey I hang am.


At first, I thought I was not doing it right. The second fork encounter, I tried to caress her into mood, all na lie! Na so I run from her till 2day.

B looks finer but I still would like to see both of dem Chelsea and most importantly their Bakassi Peninsular, if e still dey kampe or ceded to Cameroon. Ehen, dat time I go choose