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Business / Re: Which Business Can One Do With ₦1.5 Million? by Catabolism(m): 3:38pm On Mar 22, 2022
THINK THROUGH BEFORE STAKING YOUR MONEY IN ANY BUSINESS.THERE ARE MANY SHARKS HERE THAT WANT TO MILK YOU SO THAT YOU GET BACK TO SAPA KINGDOM
Career / Re: Imo And Akwa Ibom State Tops Chart Of Unemployed Youths In Nigeria by Catabolism(m): 1:42pm On Aug 15, 2020
Antell95:



Yeah, they are all politicians, i am Akwa Ibomite too
Song idem o
Crime / Re: My Facebook Account Has Been Hacked by Catabolism(m): 1:36pm On Aug 14, 2020
highbee02:
As a Facebook user, I logged on this morning as usual. I saw a herbal platform requesting for the phone numbers in order to create a WhatsApp group. I was careless, I gave out my phone number and I received a call afterward, I got a code via text message. The voice asked me to call out the number while the phoning was ongoing. Below is the phone number that called and the he sent




08102905374

<#> 516129 is your Facebook code Laz+nxCarLW
Report the account.Open another face book using the same name and pictures and warn all your friends not to have any dealings with the old account.
Career / Re: Imo And Akwa Ibom State Tops Chart Of Unemployed Youths In Nigeria by Catabolism(m): 1:30pm On Aug 14, 2020
My State Akwa Ibom is a civil service state.There was lockdown nobody go work so how come sit at home become unemployment.But truth is most of the youth are into politics if you know what I mean.
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Storms Aba For Tonimas' Requiem Mass (Photos) by Catabolism(m): 5:07pm On Aug 10, 2020
Mo3891:
cool



This clown keeps fooling himself by himself

Ibo Presidency threads and topics should be moved to Nairaland Jokes section


.
WICKET GUY.LOL

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Education / Re: WASSCE: Ghanaian Students Beat Invigilators Over Strict Supervision (Graphic) by Catabolism(m): 4:47pm On Aug 09, 2020
thesicilian:
The entire school should be heavily sanctioned to serve as a deterrent to others.
I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NON OF THEM WILL HAVE THEIR RESULTS.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Man Establishes Kilichi Factory In London by Catabolism(m): 6:55pm On Aug 08, 2020
Nice one from Mainama!
Politics / Re: Lawan Sponsors Marriage Of 100 Less-Privileged Spinsters by Catabolism(m): 6:49pm On Aug 08, 2020
No be sponsor marriage be problem.Na how to cater for the children wen dem go born be wahala.

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Travel / Re: Dead Tolulope Arotile: Throwback Video Of Nigeria’s Combat Helicopter Pilot by Catabolism(m): 1:05pm On Jul 15, 2020
ikorodureporta:

Dem suppoz to jail who jam her till hm confess
I dey tell you.I smell terror attack.No be normal accident but Airforce no go want own up say na security breach for their side.
Travel / Re: Dead Tolulope Arotile: Throwback Video Of Nigeria’s Combat Helicopter Pilot by Catabolism(m): 10:58am On Jul 15, 2020
kestor:
Lol...... 'First and only' female combat pilot against insurgency.
And the youths down south are bickering about Obaseki, Edo, Tinubu, PDP or APC; like their lives depend it.
More misery is waiting for your lots comes 2023, unless we collectively fight those who are hell-bent on holding this country to ransom.
As far as there's a North-East Development Commission, there will always be an incident like this.

Conspiracy theory
Travel / Re: Dead Tolulope Arotile: Throwback Video Of Nigeria’s Combat Helicopter Pilot by Catabolism(m): 10:57am On Jul 15, 2020
Kobicove:


Why would anyone be speeding in the air force base in the first instance?! angry
My brother,anything goes in Nigeria
Travel / Re: Dead Tolulope Arotile: Throwback Video Of Nigeria’s Combat Helicopter Pilot by Catabolism(m): 10:39am On Jul 15, 2020
I learnt she was knocked down while strolling at NAF base.I am so sad and disheartened.RIP Sister,you made us see that through hard work you can reach your goals.You were the best of the bests.

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Education / Re: WASCE Prostponed May Breed Frustration, Criminality – Afe Babalola by Catabolism(m): 4:09pm On Jul 14, 2020
Postponed boss not prosponed.
Romance / Re: Dick People: Nigerian Girls Share Their Experiences With Their Indian Friends. by Catabolism(m): 4:00pm On Jul 14, 2020
lefulefu:
u dey talk of some nigerians regarding indians as whites when in the same naija dem dey regard half caste as european cheesy.If someone like halle berry go naija dem go dey call her a european girl
grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Dick People: Nigerian Girls Share Their Experiences With Their Indian Friends. by Catabolism(m): 3:55pm On Jul 14, 2020
I think some girls had given in times past thinking say dem don see oyibo maga that will take dem to the abload.dem know no say Indians no get common toilets for their houses.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Catabolism(m): 3:40pm On Jul 14, 2020
CCC2:
This can cause miss firing grin grin grin grin

LOL
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Catabolism(m): 3:16pm On Jul 13, 2020
squint eyes

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Jobs/Vacancies / 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Catabolism(m): 3:00pm On Jul 13, 2020
The Nigerian Police Force announced Saturday that online applications for enlistment as constable will begin on Tuesday 14 July.

Its portal www.policerecruitment.gov.ng will remain open till 23 August.

Interested applicants for the 40,000 vacancies, according to an advertisement signed by DCP Frank Mba, must have National Identity Number(NIN).

They must have five credits in WASSCE or NECO, GCE or NABTEB, at not more than two sittings.

They must also be between 17 and 25 years.

The advertisement however lists some categories of people who cannot apply for the jobs.

These are:

* Short men and women. The advert says a female applicant must be at least 1.64m tall, while a male applicant must be at least 1.67m.

* Male applicants must have a minimum chest measurement of 34 inches.

*Female applicants must not be pregnant.

*All applicants with financial problems or ‘pecuniary embarrassment’ are barred.

* Applicants with impediment of speech

*Gross malformation of teeth or jaw

*Knock knees

*Bow legs

*Bent Knees

*Deformed hands

*Defective eyesight or squint eyes

*Amputation of any part of the body.
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/07/12/12-classes-of-nigerians-banned-from-applying-for-police-constable-jobs-details/

Read the advert for the constabulary jobs and how to apply visa the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/5984782/nigeria-police-recruitment-2020-how

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Politics / Re: Joi Nunieh: I Slapped Akpabio For Sexually Harassing Me by Catabolism(m): 2:32pm On Jul 13, 2020
IJOBA2:
JOY NUNU SEFgrin


YOU SLAPPED HIM WHEN HE WANTED TO CARESS THE FLAT TIRE.

AFTER 4 NA ORIGINAL TRAMADOL EXTRA Ogrin
You no well
Travel / Re: After 3 Months Of Lockdown, See How People Sat Inside A Plane In Nigeria! by Catabolism(m): 2:59pm On Jul 09, 2020
And they don't want children to write exams.Directionless

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Family / Re: "Woman Wey Spoil Na Man Spoil Am" by Catabolism(m): 10:13am On Jul 09, 2020
Ohemababy:


And the men? They dont need training?

It is for both gender
Religion / Re: RCCG Excommunicates Pastor Who Was Caught Trying To Sleep With Member's Wife by Catabolism(m): 10:10am On Jul 09, 2020
Always blaming the devil even when your brain told you to backtrack.
Family / Re: "Woman Wey Spoil Na Man Spoil Am" by Catabolism(m): 10:02am On Jul 09, 2020
Train up a child on the way she should go.When she is old she will not depart from it ( Prov 22.6)
Romance / Re: “I Will Do Abortion For Your Sake” - Girl Vows Her Love To Boyfriend On Social by Catabolism(m): 5:13pm On Jul 08, 2020
The luck most of them get be say their papa and mama no dey internet.

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Romance / Kano Nairalanders Let's Meet Here by Catabolism(m): 5:11pm On Jul 08, 2020
If you are a Nairalander in Kano let's Meet and Greet
Nairaland / General / Re: Exposé: Nigerian Security Agencies Pocketed N44b Bribes In 90 Days Enforcing Int by Catabolism(m): 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2020
On a journey from Lagos to Kano on the 27th of May,2020 we made through at least 30 Checkpoints.Each of the checkpoints was not without dropping something.I was amazed how much the drivers would have had left after such brazen extortion.

From Lagos to Ibadan 5 checkpoints
Ibadan to Ogbomosho 3 checkpoints
Ogbomosho to Ilorin 3 checkpoints
Ilorin to Jebba 4 checkpoints
Jebba to Mokwa 7 Checkpoints(Including NDLEA,CUSTOMS,VGN,IMMIGRATION)
Mokwa thru Kutigi,Bida ,
Lapai,Dikko to Tafa then Kano 8 Checkpoints(Including Interstates border points in Niger,Kaduna and Kano)
Business / Re: Which Bank Is The Best For Savings Account In Nigeria? by Catabolism(m): 12:18pm On Jun 29, 2020
Go with Stanbic IBTC,if you don't withdraw up to thrice a month you are sure to have interest.

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Health / Re: CACOVID Builds 150-Bed Isolation Centre In Yaba, Lagos (Pictures) by Catabolism(m): 9:58am On Jun 29, 2020
donbachi:
If I am to advise him...he should build and equip hospitals,with ventilators,medical equipments.in all the local government areas in Lagos.than all these...what happens to those centers,when covid-19,becomes a thing of the past....in the case of ajimobi.
They won't do that after all these spendings everything will be abandoned like Ebola infectious hospitals.
Business / Re: I Make Matured And Durable Footwear by Catabolism(m): 12:16pm On Jun 25, 2020
Very nice.Pls give them tags and how one can get it.
Crime / Re: Monumental Fraud Currently Ongoing In The Health Sector by Catabolism(m): 11:38am On Jun 25, 2020
ENIGMATIC2023:
Good morning house

I want to report a monumental fraud currently ongoing in the health sector

Due to the covid-19 pandemic,President Buhari approved 50% of basic salary for all health workers in the federal teaching hospitals and FMCs for hazard allowance but now The minister of health and the ministry of health changed the circular and started paying health workers just 10% of basic salary as hazard against the one approved and signed by all stakeholders....Pls use your power to call them to order...Thanks
source or proof to back up your claim
Travel / Re: Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake In Ghana (Photos + Video) by Catabolism(m): 10:59am On Jun 25, 2020
After destroying our embassy!

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Education / Re: Mohammad Bello Hassan Shot Dead Along Katsina-Zamfara Road by Catabolism(m): 9:51am On Jun 25, 2020
All man for himself,God for us all!

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