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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares 16th, 17th & 18th Of May 2022 Sit-At-Home In South East by caterpillar: 10:06am On Apr 26, 2022 |
If they seize this one now and put him where he belongs, his people will be shouting maltreatment. Hand go catch you one day, keep hiding and propagating hate in the name of freedom fighting, you will get what you deserve in due time. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy by caterpillar: 3:43pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
We are looking for professional Housekeepers that can attend to our facility with attention to detail and integrity. The goal is to create a clean and orderly environment for our guests that will become a critical factor in maintaining and strengthening our reputation. Preferably Females for gender balance Location: Ajao Estate Essential Duties and Responsibilities · Perform a variety of cleaning activities such as sweeping, mopping, dusting, and polishing · Ensure all rooms are cared for and inspected according to standards · Protect equipment and make sure there are no inadequacies · Notify superiors on any damages, deficits, and disturbances · Deal with reasonable complaints/requests with professionalism and patience · Check stocking levels of all consumables and replace as required Requirements A minimum of 1-year work experience as a housekeeping staff with a reputable hotel brand Ability to stand for long periods, strong with good organizational skills Available to work shifts and on weekends. Personable disposition with a knack for customer service Send CVs to: h6708-hr1@accor.com cc:lalasticlala |
Health / Re: Astrazeneca Vaccine: 8,439 Mild, Adverse Effects Occur - NPHCDA by caterpillar: 6:04pm On Apr 16, 2021 |
Next to my house, a man died 3 days after taking the vaccine... I am not sure that's on record and I am sure there are many others like that. 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy by caterpillar: 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2020 |
ersam: Female only for the mixologist vacancy. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy by caterpillar: 10:32am On Aug 28, 2020 |
We are recruiting to fill the position below: Job Title: Female Mixologist Location: Lekki, Lagos Job Description Mixologists mix various types of alcohol and other ingredients to create traditional cocktails and design brand-new cocktails and mixed drinks The ideal candidate will work flexible hours during all shifts, including evenings, nights, and weekends. Responsibilities Take orders from customers, serve drinks, and collect money for the orders they fill. Make syrups, infusions, tinctures, mixed drinks, and cocktails of all types to fulfill customer orders. Productively engage guests while mixing drinks, talking to customers about spirits and offering trivia and history about various alcohols to keep customers engaged and enjoying themselves. Craft original beverage menu items and design new, innovative cocktails using the ingredients that are already supplied by the company. Keep the bar area clean and organized, maintaining all sanitation standards of the business and local food and beverage laws. Responsible for keeping the bar well stocked and fully supplied with alcohol, and for filling out inventory forms in order to replace items as needed. Adhere to state laws regarding alcohol consumption by checking customer identification and cutting off customers who have had too much to drink. Suggest cocktails and mixed drinks to customers who are unsure about what they want to order. Prepare all drink garnishes and keep the garnish station continuously stocked during their shifts. Requirements Must have good people skills to keep customers entertained Must possess extensive knowledge of alcohol and cocktails of all types. Must have good people skills Must be able to upsell drink orders by offering more expensive brands of alcohol or costlier cocktails, to customers Excellent communication and interpersonal skills required How to Apply Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: talent@smartpartnersng.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dispatch Riders Urgently Needed Location: Lagos Requirements o Ability to read, write and communicate effectively in English. o Must be available to resume immediately. o Must have living proximity to Surulere, Lagos. How to Apply Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: talent@smartpartnersng.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail. |
Phones / The Difference You Can Make In A Banking App by caterpillar: 4:53pm On Dec 07, 2017 |
There is a rave about the new Access bank app, and I can say there is really nothing special banks in Nigeria build into their apps that are unique and gives great user experience. So I am wondering how is the new Access Bank App different from other apps really? Why is everyone raving about the new Access Bank App? If you could develop a banking app, what would it do? Reasonable contributions will be well appreciated. cc: Explorers lalasticlala Seun Mynd44 |
Business / Re: How Goverment Plans To Ease Hardship, By CBN by caterpillar: 9:58am On Sep 19, 2016 |
o42austino: You might want to give this a try. Checkout https://www.sterlingbankng.com/yiedp/about.php |
Business / Re: How Goverment Plans To Ease Hardship, By CBN by caterpillar: 9:15am On Sep 19, 2016 |
SleekyPosh: check https://www.sterlingbankng.com/ |
Business / Re: How Goverment Plans To Ease Hardship, By CBN by caterpillar: 9:01am On Sep 19, 2016 |
This is wat I saw online...
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Sports / Re: N3,000 To N2.4m In 3 Weeks. Weekend Games Only by caterpillar: 10:42am On Apr 10, 2016 |
I have this game though Basel - FC Zurich @Bet9ja Goodluck 1 Like |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 2015 Elections, From The Graphics Designer's Point Of View by caterpillar: 10:42pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Op, nice write up... I'm also a graphic/brand specialist and I can say that beyond everything you mentioned there is also concepts in designing which I think APC won fair and square with designs like the "mathematics concept"... Also the 'Fixing Nigeria is as simple as APC' concept. All these actually makes me pay attention to what they are saying. In terms of designs and branding, give it to APC, they know their onion. |
Politics / Re: APC Reacts To Election Shift, Says It's “Highly Provocative” by caterpillar: 8:48am On Feb 08, 2015 |
saintandsinnerz: And u love Gej because of what? I hate to see people commenting about certain ethnic/religion hating or loving a certain person, people like that are goats... The so called yorubas love what they see and failure is not part of it... Enough of ethic and religious sentiments, Nigeria need a better leader and we'll march to see that happen. By the way, the so called yorubas never supported Obasanjo, that is even their own... Yorubas might just hate traitors. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Jega Working With North To Install Buhari - Edwin Clark & Alex Akueme by caterpillar: 10:25am On Feb 07, 2015 |
InvertedHammer: I must quote you... I saw this same news on saharareporters days back and I said this is a made up news and I was shocked when I saw it today exactly what they predicted will happen, then I will think again if I'm to doubt that saharareporters going forward. Honestly someone like you speaks great sense and u just earned my respect for this. God bless u bro! |
Politics / Re: Buhari V Jonathan: Beyond The Election By Dr. Kayode Fayemi by caterpillar: 4:25pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
We commend Professor Chukwuma Soludo’s for his insightful and incisive article published on January 26th in the Vanguard Newspaper, The Nation Newspaper and major online news platforms under the above title. We agree with Professor Soludo that if the political parties, including ours, must justify the overwhelming enthusiasm of Nigerians about the 2015 elections we must remain focused on the issues that matter most to them, which is the progress of our country and the well being of our people. Indeed, this has been the driving conviction of our party and our campaign all along. While we accept his critical comments on our party, more for the intentions than for the letters, we believe some clarifications would be quite necessary. We wish to emphasise that our party, the All Progressives Congress (APC), presents a real option to Nigerians. Professor Soludo expressed the sentiments of most Nigerians when he spoke about the incalculable damage that the PDP under President Jonathan has done to the Nigerian economy and the unprecedented hardship that his six years of the locust has brought upon Nigerians. However, the APC does not intend to ride into power on a mere rhetoric of 'change'. The change that we propose is fundamental in many ways as it is critical to the very survival of our country. This in itself presents a major distinction between our party and the PDP. Perhaps, the most compelling argument against the People's Democratic Party today is that its government and leadership does not even see that Nigeria is in trouble. While majority of our people wallow in abject poverty, and the gap in inequality gets ever wider by the day, yet PDP has basked in self-celebration of imagined accomplishments. How can a party or a government even begin to solve a problem that it does not believe exist? Like in all things, PDP is stuck in denial. APC does not promise Eldorado. Neither our candidate nor our manifesto has made such promise. Our programs are based on the critical awareness of the difficult task ahead, while holding out a ray of hope to our people. The promises that we make reflect our innermost belief that the people must be at the centre of development. Especially, we believe that any economic growth that leaves the majority of the people behind, and does not protect the weakest and the vulnerable among us, is merely delusionary. Professor Soludo has drawn our attention to the striking but unfortunate similarity in the nation's economy in 1982-1984 period and what we are experiencing today. Back then, a period of sustained high crude oil prices had also ironically led to unsustainable debt levels and introduction of the austerity measure. Just as it happened more than three decades ago, it is difficult to explain how a sustained period of oil boom should ultimately lead to austerity measure except to say that huge opportunities that the period of boom presented were frittered away by mindless profligacy, wanton corruption and bad economic choices made by the PDP government, which has rewarded a protracted period of boom with uncertainty and austerity and is still asking for another mandate to do more damage. If we sound upbeat in our manifesto, it is because we recognise that this crisis period also presents us a great opportunity to restructure the economy in a way that improves the quality of lives of our people by ensuring that our economic growth is job-led. Our party has identified job creation as a critical priority of government. We have noted with concerns that Nigeria’s unemployment rate of 23.9% should be seen as a national crisis. And if this government was more sensitive to the enormity of the challenge that this presents, it would be reluctant to jump all over the place in self celebration while so many of our youths are wasting away. In the immediate future, our priority is to tackle unemployment and provide good jobs by embarking on a massive programme of public works, building houses, roads, railways, ports and energy plants. Over the long term, we believe we must wean Nigeria off its dangerous addiction to oil, which currently provides 80% of our spending leaving us at the mercy of volatile international oil prices. Even as a federalist party, we believe that an economy that is dependent on a commodity that is so dangerously exposed to price volatility must always prepare for eventuality through savings and investments once the agreed thresholds are met. What we disagree with is the unilateral and arbitrary deductions in accruable revenues in a way that hampers the development of the federating States. Going by the government's own statistics, is it mere coincidence that the three States with the lowest unemployment rate - Osun, Lagos and Kwara - are all APC States? This is evidence of our Party's ability to tackle this problem head-on. APC’s policy thrust will create an enabling environment and incentives for the formal and informal sectors to lead the quest for job creation. This will be done in addition to skills acquisition and enterprise- training to ensure our youths are equipped with the appropriate skills to take these jobs. Merely introducing a National Qualification Standards would power a whole new world of opportunities for our artisans by launching them into the international job markets. We note the issue that Professor Soludo picked with our figure of 720,000 jobs. We need to clarify that this is limited to immediate direct employment opportunities from public projects and maintenance works only. Our manifesto actually promises a lot more jobs but we see that as the product of the enabling environment we seek to create for private sector-led job creation, especially in high opportunity sectors like agriculture, construction, entertainment, tourism, ICT and sports. APC economic policy is driven by an overwhelming concern for the level of inequality in our country today. Specifically, to quote from our manifesto, we intend to achieve our job-creation agenda through: Massive public works programme especially the building of a national railway system (complete with tramline systems for our major cities), interstate roads, and ports. These projects must commence early in the life of the new administration. Establishing a new Federal Coordinating Agency - Build Nigeria - to fast track and manage these public works programmes with emphasis on Nigerian labour. Embarking vigorously on industrialization, public works and agricultural expansion. Diversifying the economy through a national industrial policy and innovative private-sector incentives that will move us away from over reliance on oil into value-added production especially manufacturing. Reviving textile and other industries that have been rendered dormant because of inappropriate economic policies. Reinvigorating the solid mineral sector by revamping our aged mining legislation and attracting new investment. Developing a new generation of domestic oil refineries to lower import costs, enhance our energy independence and create jobs. Working with state governments to turn the country into Africa's food basket through a new system of grants and interest free loans, and the mechanization of agriculture. Encouraging and promoting the use of sports as a source of job creation, entertainment and recreation. Creating a knowledge economy by making Nigeria an IT /professional/Telecom services outsourcing destination hub to create millions of jobs. Filling the huge gap in middle level technical manpower with massive investment in technical and tradesmen's skills education. Ensuring that all foreign contractors to include a plan of developing local capacity (technology transfer). Creation of six Regional Development Agencies covering the country with representatives from the Federal Government, States and the private sector to manage a new N300billion growth fund. Our obsession with job creation stems from the fact that we believe we must focus on actions that would serve the twin purpose of closing the gap in inequality and creating opportunities for our people, especially the youth. Our current situation is dangerous for the stability of the country. The Human Development Index position ranks Nigeria 152 of 169 countries surveyed. This is incompatible with the present administration’s insistence on celebrating GDP growth and our absolute economic size hinged on a routine rebasing exercise. As many commentators have pointed out, rebasing the GDP is not an achievement. Rather, it is a mere statistical adjustment that does not impact on the real or imagined standards of living of the people. So, we also wonder what this PDP government is celebrating. And maybe it is not that difficult to explain when one discovers that a small elite has captured the state and converted our commonwealth into private gain, becoming disproportionately rich from massive corruption while poverty has deepened. The income gap and illicit capital flight are growing alarmingly. Instead of investing in modernizing our economy, massive theft has starved the country of desperately needed resources for infrastructure and public services and left us dangerously dependent on fluctuating global oil prices for our economic survival. For the ordinary Nigerian, the much-touted economic growth cited by the present administration has not translated into employment or development. Over 100 million Nigerians are struggling to make ends meet on a regular basis. Furthermore, we understand Professor Soludo’s concern on the cost of implementing our various programmes, especially those relating to social welfare. The enormity of this challenge is not lost on us. We also know that sometimes, going into government is like buying a "no testing" electronic equipment. You may never know the true state of what you are buying until you get in. We want to assure Professor Soludo and other likeminded Nigerians that our policy team is looking at all the options – including the worst-case scenario of a completely empty treasury. We are however confident that by blocking avenues of wastages and corruption alone, savings could run into billions of Naira that could be deployed for productive use. Even so, we agree with Professor Soludo that savings from corruption alone will not tackle the enormous challenges we are likely to confront in government. We are however comforted by the fact that a four-year period provides opportunity for phased implementation while growing the resource base as well as changing the culture of graft while reducing the cost of governance. Quite significantly, we know that periods of economic downturn also potentially provide opportunity to lay the foundation for real economic restructuring and development; and we can reflect on how Singapore under Premier Lee Kuan Yew and the United States of America under President Franklin Delano Roosevelt used historic moments of economic downturn in their countries to launch a period of sustained development and a new deal for their people. General Buhari has never claimed to have the magic wand nor the answers to all of the country’s problems. His greatest assets would be his moral authority borne out of his self-sacrificing integrity, his sincerity of purpose and his patriotic zeal to return Nigeria to the path of progress and genuine development. He is committed to utilize competent and committed people of integrity wherever he may find them. This is precisely why he promised when flagging off his campaign in Port Harcourt on January 5, 2015 that if voted into power, it would be an opportunity to, in his words, "finally assemble a competent team of Nigerians to efficiently manage this country”. This is a clear sign that a meritocratic process will govern the appointment of those that would be entrusted with managing our economy and country. His stint as Head of State shows a track record of using self-sacrificing professionals in his governance team. His previous cabinet included the likes of Dr. Onaolapo Soleye, Professor Tam David-West and Professor Ibrahim Gambari. The All Progressives Congress (APC) is determined to lead Nigeria in the direction of change that is so urgently required. And even as we prepare for the immediate rescue mission in 2015, our minds are also set on building the necessary democratic institutions that would entrench our ideological conviction as a progressive and people-centred party. A National Progressives Policy Institute is part of this plan in the near future but we are very clear about the enormity of the task ahead. We would not seek to underplay it. We are supremely confident that we are equal to the task and we appreciate the commitment of majority of Nigerians to this quest for change. Dr. Kayode Fayemi heads the Policy, Research and Strategy Directorate of the APC Presidential Campaign. Source: http://saharareporters.com/2015/01/27/re-buhari-v-jonathan-beyond-election-dr-kayode-fayemi#.VMegc47M8Zk.twitter Now we have a comprehensive reply 6 Likes |
Politics / OBJ Speaks About Buhari`s Certificate Issue… by caterpillar: 11:06am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Below is what the former president allegedly said. I use allegedly because after now, he will come out and say he never said it. Read below... The truth of the matter is that Jonathan is aware that Buhari is qualified to contest for President Election but some hawks with Jonathan, do not want him to contest Because they believed that he will win and come for them. The issue came up in 2007, and we investigated and found out that his WASEC is with the military and that was why he was allowed to contest in 2007. Buhari cannot listen to anyone about his certificates because as a General of Nigeria Army,he will speak when he chooses, not by Femi Fani Kayode and Okupe asking him. Fayose and other corrupt People including Kashamu do not want Buhari because of his anti-corruption slogan. Even Jonathan did not finish his PhD course but when it was presented we stated that, it does not matter but many people do not know because it was PDP thing. I see Buhari as the next President and Jonathan is aware of that, and that is the reason they are hitting him everywhere to put confusion in his camp. But a General is always a General…. Source: http://lindaikeji..com/2015/01/obj-speaks-about-buharis-certificate.html#more |
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Economy is Among The Largest in the World, says Jonathan by caterpillar: 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
LMAyedun: oga pls vote for him jor... It shows that u are also clueless. You called someone clueless and still intend voting for him. This Nigeria ehn! I pray there is growth and stability 1 Like |
Religion / Re: RCCG Celebrates Osinbajo's Emergence On Twitter [Photo] by caterpillar: 7:15pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
TOPMAN4LIFE: you can be a bonafide member of RCCG and still be stealing Nigeria's money with Jona so I expect u to vote him. I want to see a different Nigeria where no power, no fuel, no money, no school, no, no, no for everything is a thing of the past. PDP must go, we are tired! Change is what we desire between it's so difficult to sell GEJ now compare to the last time when he was the overwhelming favourite. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: RCCG Celebrates Osinbajo's Emergence On Twitter [Photo] by caterpillar: 4:31pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
ebubest19: U can lie! 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw - Live by caterpillar: 12:19pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
ARSENAL V MONACO 1 Like |
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SHAKHTAR DONETSK V BAYERN MUNICH |
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JUVENTUS V BORUSSIA DORTMUND |
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BAYER LEVERKUSEN V ATLETICO MADRID |
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MANCHESTER CITY V BARCELONA |
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by caterpillar: 10:43am On Dec 12, 2014 |
successking: I will take chances than remain stagnant for the next four years. *I'm closing this conversation* 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by caterpillar: 10:21am On Dec 12, 2014 |
successking: But The youth will have a party The youth will be active in politics The youth won't just say I'm a youth so vote me in The youth will have a track record of making impact The youth will be aware of when change is needed So which youth is ready for 2015 and will be widely accepted? Great Nigeria need transition not radical change, so we need to start somewhere to get somewhere. I'm not saying you should vote Buhari, vote who you think will make Nigeria better. I just want to give a new hand a chance to see what they can offer. We can't continue to do the same thing the same way and expect a different result. I've seen deaths, no light yet we pay, soaring prices of goods and expected soaring price of petroleum product next year and you expect me not to vote for change? I will have to sleep and have a rethink. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by caterpillar: 9:48am On Dec 12, 2014 |
successking: And you think that's the only way to appraise a government? Lets stop talking with sentiments and look critically at the future, if not there is no future for this country. This is not about party, it is about the individual. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by caterpillar: 9:29am On Dec 12, 2014 |
bankylan: I concur with your argument, that young, vibrant and creative mind is needed in this country but I want to say that, the Nigeria political terrain will not accept anyone new to take up the mantle except the popular actors in the space. PDP have ruled Nigeria for so many years with no meaningful change and I see APC redefining that in the coming years and giving us the creative young leader that we need with time, their Governors across states in Nigeria should tell you where they will be taking us to in the nearest future. I'm not really a party partizan but I desire good life for Nigerians made by Nigerians. We have suffered enough, lets give another head a chance and lets see what they can do. Nigerians should not be scared of change, the result might be good and it might be bad but lets give it a try so that we don't continue to wallow in suffering. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by caterpillar: 9:20am On Dec 12, 2014 |
INEC should just give me my PVC and let me vote for CHANGE! |
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by caterpillar: 8:58am On Dec 12, 2014 |
I feel a sense of CHANGE is coming soon! Nigerians are wiser now. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Invitation For Online Test by caterpillar: 9:12am On Dec 11, 2014 |
PLEASE NOTE: This is an online test You can take the test between 12 and 2 pm of the chosen date There is no past question For this test. ***Do not pay anyone for past questions. All the best. |
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