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Politics / A 6–7 Yearsold Leader Of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, With His First Teacher. 1990s by ccjoe: 10:01am On Jan 17, 2023
Kim Jong-un, with his first teacher back in 1993.

Business / Student Had N35,000 In His UBA Account. Still, Someone Made A N530,000 On It by ccjoe: 7:25am On Jan 15, 2023
Oluwatomisin Kuti, a prospective corps member, could not believe his eyes on January 3, 2019, after he read an unbelievable message from the United Bank for Africa (UBA).

As he checked his bank app over and again, Kuti could not understand why UBA wiped out the funds in his account and pinned a N495,000 debt on his name despite initiating no transaction.

A student at a foreign university at the time, Kuti did not go to any UBA branch to complain but headed to school, hoping what he found was a glitch.

He told FIJ that within the first 48 hours of 2019, the N35,000 in his account had grown to over N200,000. That same night, he said, his UBA bank app screamed he owed the bank N495,000.

Kuti said he ignored what he saw on the UBA app the previous evening and went to a nearby ATM stand to withdraw his N35,000 but couldn’t.

He said the ATM showed his bank had limited his account and advised him to visit any UBA branch, which he did without hesitating.

In February 2021, when he returned to Nigeria, he did not hesitate to go to UBA headquarters at Marina, Lagos.

“When I got to their head office, they told me someone had used my old ATM card, which went missing in December 2018, to book a 10-day hotel reservation at the Da Vinci Hotel in South Africa,” Kuti told FIJ.

“What I find surprising is the bank debiting me beyond what I had in my account at the time. Even worse, my ATM card was with me at the time of the incident.


“When my first card went missing in December 2018, I requested a new card before December 23, 2018. I expected they would block the old card after I requested a new one, but a UBA staffer told me my previous card was not blocked when I requested a new one.”

Kuti said the staffer who attended to him at the head office also informed him the bank paid over N500,000 to the hotel the fraudster used for the ten nights.

“The UBA claimed the bank realised they had paid for the transaction when it was time for reconciliation. But I don’t know why they approved a transaction greater than my account balance,” he explained.



“When I contacted UBA on its Twitter page, the handler said the solution was to fund my account so the bank could deduct the N495,000.

“How would they debit my account for an amount I never had? I stopped using the account when I realised they were debiting me. I haven’t been to South Africa, so why do I have to go through this?”

UBA told FIJ after so much back and forth in an email thread on Friday that while it acknowledged the mail, this reporter should “liaise with the account holder” to contact the bank for “further assistance”.

Business / Re: Woman Creates A Scene In A Bank After N600k In Her Account Disappeared (Video) by ccjoe: 9:52am On Jan 10, 2023
Hmm...

Romance / Re: Girl Ripped Apart By Her Pet...(graphic Photo) by ccjoe: 5:15pm On Jan 08, 2023
freddie009:


I saw one petting an alligator. Sometimes we are the cause of our own problem.
their village people right after hearing this...

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Lucrative Business You Can Begin At Home With Zero Capital. by ccjoe: 9:26pm On Jan 07, 2023
LoveUdie:
There's nothing more satisfying than realizing you can sit at home and acquire or make great money for yourself without going through much pressure.
These strategies I will examine here will not make you rich quickly yet can make you live more easily and consistently have some cash in your.....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2023/01/list-of-lucrative-business-you-can.html
you're just being foolish... grin
Romance / Re: Girl Ripped Apart By Her Pet...(graphic Photo) by ccjoe: 12:35pm On Jan 07, 2023
decatalyst:


Imagine "taming" A chimpanzee!

Even in zoo, they are kept in a strong encampment.

She is very lucky to be alive.
Actually, i feel she's quite unlucky to be alive. Death would have been preferable here I think. Imagine the kind of life she'll be enduring now. Death really could have been a blessing here.

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Romance / Re: Girl Ripped Apart By Her Pet...(graphic Photo) by ccjoe: 11:37am On Jan 07, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii.. shocked shocked Animal is animal. I can't have any animal as my pet. God no gree. undecided
except dogs I suppose.

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Travel / Re: India Conducts Mass Deportation Of Nigerians Without Giving Them A Reason by ccjoe: 11:22am On Jan 07, 2023
SmartPolician:
Nigerians are obsessed with travelling.

Mumu people are running to India whereas India is looking for a way to run away from their country.

People just move to countries they know nothing about.
how is this possible? How can India be running from their country...like India ...lol cheesy

Which country is India from? grin
Romance / Girl Ripped Apart By Her Pet...(graphic Photo) by ccjoe: 11:10am On Jan 07, 2023
"He ripped her apart. Hurry up! Hurry up, please! He ripped her face off! ... He's eating her! He's eating her!"⁠⁠

On February 16, 2009, 911 dispatchers in Stamford, Connecticut received a call so shocking it took them several minutes to even understand what was happening.

Sandra Herold frantically screamed into the phone that her friend Charla Nash was being viciously attacked and eaten alive — by her pet chimpanzee Travis. Herold begged the dispatcher to send police immediately and said they needed to bring guns to shoot the mad chimp.

Throughout the entire horrifying call, dispatchers could hear Travis' enraged screams in the background as the attack continued. Finally, emergency services arrived at Herold's home and found Charla Nash completely covered in blood on the ground, her face all but ripped off and her fingers strewn about the ground around her.

She survive after several surgeries, and receiving a complete face transplant; but she is permanently blind.

Romance / Aa by ccjoe: 8:35pm On Jan 06, 2023
Aa

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Romance / Man Born With Multiple Penis And Legs... by ccjoe: 7:01pm On Jan 06, 2023
Born with three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, and two joysticks, Frank Lentini was a sight to behold, even among circus performers.


One of the most famous sideshow attractions of the late Victorian era, Lentini eventually amassed a small fortune while building a relatively "normal" life with his wife and four children.

He eventually left the sideshow business and grew old with his wife before dying at the age of 77.

Romance / Cristiano Ronaldo And Georgina Breaks Saudi Arabian Law... by ccjoe: 11:22am On Jan 06, 2023
Cristiano Ronaldo seemed to be enjoying himself during his presentation with new club Al Nassr, as he casts off on a fresh adventure in his life.

After saying goodbye to European football, perhaps permanently, it was revealed that his former agent Jorge Mendes had also bid him farewell in the past month.
Ronaldo will embark on his new adventure alongside his children and partner Georgina Rodriguez, which has raised some questions in his new home country.

The Portuguese and Rodriguez are not yet married, and in the Kingdom it is illegal for a man and a woman to live under the same roof without being so. Yet there has been no suggestion that that will not be the case.

Sport have referenced a report from EFE, which features the professional opinion of two Saudi Arabian lawyers on the matter.

Although the laws still prohibit cohabitation without a marriage contract, the authorities have begun to turn a blind eye and do not persecute anyone. Of course, these laws are used when there is a problem or a crime.”

This view was backed up by the second lawyer, who was not named.

“The Saudi Arabian authorities, today, do not interfere in this matter [in the case of foreigners], but the law continues to prohibit cohabitation outside of marriage.”


It appears that Ronaldo’s infringement is set to be overlooked, and it is hard to imagine a world where this does cause any issues for Ronaldo, given his profile. The cynical view might be to say that based on the testimony of the lawyers, there is one rule for those with money and another for those without it.

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Romance / Mum Poses With Her Grown Sons... by ccjoe: 7:21am On Jan 06, 2023
"Everyone Thinks They are My Brothers": Young Looking Mother Poses with Her Sons In Lovely Video Read more: https://www.legit.ng/people/1512652-thinks-brothers-young-mother-poses-sons-lovely-video/

Romance / Ғıνє ɢєňєяѧţıoňѧʟ Pһoţo Oғ Ѧ Ňıɢєяıѧň Ғѧmıʟʏ by ccjoe: 2:59pm On Jan 05, 2023
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Romance / Re: The Ghanian Giant Reported To Be The World's Tallest Man.. by ccjoe: 10:01am On Jan 04, 2023
Who else saw the guy's foot... cheesy
Romance / Re: The Ghanian Giant Reported To Be The World's Tallest Man.. by ccjoe: 8:35am On Jan 04, 2023
Chaos14:
I'm tired of being 6ft i want to be 7ft
I'm tired of being 8ft tall. For now, I'm short of words embarassed

Romance / The Ghanian Giant Reported To Be The World's Tallest Man.. by ccjoe: 11:02pm On Jan 03, 2023
A local hospital in northern Ghana told 29-year-old Sulemana Abdul Samed during one of his recent check-ups that he had reached the height of 9 ft 6in (2.89m).

This would make him the tallest man in the world, but there was a catch - the rural clinic could not be sure of his height because it did not have the correct measuring tools.

Diagnosed with gigantism a few years ago, the young man was attending a monthly appointment to deal with the complications of living as a giant when he was asked to stand straight against a measuring rod.

A shocked nurse told him: "You've grown taller than the scale."

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Sports / Lewandosky Names Favouriye To Win The 3023 Balon D'or by ccjoe: 11:09pm On Dec 26, 2022
Robert Lewandowski says Lionel Messi's 2022 World Cup win with Argentina has made him the leading favourite for the next Ballon d'Or.

In his final World Cup campaign, Messi led the Albiceleste to glory in Qatar, scoring twice in the final before his side beat Kylian Mbappe and France in the penalty shootout.

Messi wasn't nominated for the 2022 award which was claimed by Karim Benzema and although the next ceremony won't be for the best part of a year, Lewandowski said he believed Messi had become the favourite for the next golden ball following his World Cup win.

He said: "There is maybe one more player who plays for the same club but there is only one World Cup that decides who is going to win it this season and Leo is now in the top position for sure because of what he has achieved which means everything to him. He now can enjoy it."
Sports / This Is What Really Happened During The World Cup...(verified) by ccjoe: 12:31pm On Dec 24, 2022
Roy Keane (Manchester United Legend):

"It doesn't matter who wins the Golden Boot. If Lionel Messi plays the final I am sure he is going to win the Golden Ball. He is the best player of this World Cup."

"Look at the squads of France, Brazil, Portugal and England. They are full of superstars. Even if Mbappe won't score. Giroud will. Even if Kane won't score, Saka will. Brazil and Portugal have multiple scorers"

"While Argentina struggles if Messi is heavily marked. Shows how important Messi is for this Argentina side. You remove Messi from this team and they wouldn't even qualify for this World Cup in the first place"

Perfectly said. �

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by ccjoe: 1:55pm On Dec 22, 2022
This is what you get when you keep making people laugh but fail to make you wife smile. cheesy grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have From Now To January 2 To Choose Between These Jobs Offer by ccjoe: 12:36pm On Dec 22, 2022
Opt for the EFCC, there's always so much spoils to part with!
Celebrities / Re: Ibadan-Based Comedian, Peteru Comedy, Is Dead by ccjoe: 12:31pm On Dec 22, 2022
This is what u get when u keep using church or pastors to crack jokes...comedians should better stop joking with their lives.
Sports / Re: Argentina's Central Bank Is Considering A Lionel Messi Bank Note by ccjoe: 12:24pm On Dec 22, 2022
Badgers14:


Read my first post to understand my point.

I am not taking anything away from Messi's greatness in the sport.

The first part of my post was how his supporting cast were not really mentioned at all in the success story. When Messi scored those goals, someone had to pass the ball to him right? Those individuals do get rarely mentioned in stories this..

That's where I said, life is not fair.

On the other part of my write up, I think the goal keeper made many critical saves that won them the title.
I support messi
...but I agree with u on this a hundred and ten percent...you made sense... Most others who criticize messi don't always come up with a good reasoning layout like yours -which is why i always troll them anyway...truly that argentine keeper tried a lot too, imagine if France scored all their penalties...all in all I think the Argentine team were really hungry and determined for that cup.
Sports / Re: World Cup: Messi Evacuated By Helicopter After Crowds Swarm Team Bus (pix) by ccjoe: 10:15am On Dec 22, 2022
JAMANZE:
I swear. Team effort has been turned to one man show. What of Alvarez
who made Alvarez?

Boy messi made Alvarez...




By d way, are u hungry??



Here u go;

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Sports / Re: Argentina's Central Bank Is Considering A Lionel Messi Bank Note by ccjoe: 9:50am On Dec 22, 2022
tenpipsperday:
dem wan finish ronaldo completely. For dat e no go ever go Argentina again make e no go spend the money wey carry Messi image.
Lolz...chai I no even think am reach here o...

Oh ronaldo why?

Messi the tormentor...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 21st Dec 2022 by ccjoe: 10:35pm On Dec 21, 2022
Man utd is winning Epl

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Sports / Re: Mbappé Thanks Fans For Birthday Wishes As He Turns 24 (Photo) by ccjoe: 2:30pm On Dec 21, 2022
smokinloud:
Mbappe the next Ronaldo!.
Mbappe is better than Cristiano Ronaldo my friend. But this mbappe ugly sha
...this one go fit get girlfriend like this?? Even his name sounds fetish...no Nigerian girl go gree date this one oo.
Celebrities / Re: Ronaldo Congratulates Messi For Winning The 2022 World Cup by ccjoe: 6:23am On Dec 19, 2022
Wow! Ronaldo finally bowing the knee... grin cheesy[center][/center]
Sports / From Hat--trick To Heart Break, The Story Of Kylian Mbappe by ccjoe: 5:50am On Dec 19, 2022
A hat-trick, then heartbreak - Kylian Mbappe's night promised so much but ended with probably the worst way to win the World Cup's Golden Boot.

The France striker will leave Qatar as the tournament's top scorer after becoming the first man to score three goals in a World Cup final since Geoff Hurst in 1966 - but his main memory will be the pain of an agonising defeat.

At the end of a truly epic evening, the 23-year-old still got to walk up to the victory podium to collect his individual accolade after reminding the world of his immense talent - but there were times when a far greater prize was within his grasp.

This could have been his final, and known as his tournament too, but instead both will be remembered as belonging to another number 10, who also got to hold aloft the World Cup trophy that Mbappe took home four years ago.

France fought hard and could have won were it not for the former Barcelona forward who has stubbornly refused to be mediocre for once in the past 15-18 years.
And indeed France should have known better than this, now they've been punished as they fail to summon the spirit of ISTANBUL against the former Barcelona wizard.

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Romance / Re: MESSI: Celebrating Argentina's Victory With Fried Rice, Chicken & Salad [Pix] by ccjoe: 8:04pm On Dec 18, 2022
iLegendd:
As both a Ronaldo and Messi's fan, though I prefer Messi because he's more skillful and entertaining, I have sent my female friend to the market to buy things for fried rice against our celebration today.

I know Argentina will win, but I don't bet. If I was a gambler, I'd bet in favor of France, but my emotions will be with Argentina.

This is just to make sure I'm not too attached. In football, no matter how sure we are with the team we support, anything can happen.

In summary, if I were a gambler supporting Messi, I would do so with my emotions, but put my money on France.

If Argentina loses, I'll feel bad, but at least, my bank account will be fatter and I'll eat fried rice.

If Argentina wins, I'll feel good and eat my rice with joy even though my bank account suffered it.


I support soccer players, but I support with 70% sense and 30% emotions. I urge every smart person to do this to avoid being disappointed or depressed when things don't go your way.

Messi is not the GOAT yet, but today's victory will solidify it. For Ronaldo, he can never be the GOAT, but he is my legend.




And what if they draw at full time(which they did) And France goes on to win at ET?.

This way your bank account suffers and you'll feel bad too...
see?
Romance / Re: MESSI: Celebrating Argentina's Victory With Fried Rice, Chicken & Salad [Pix] by ccjoe: 7:34pm On Dec 18, 2022
iLegendd:
As in eh. I can't even eat again. grin grin
Lol... That's why gambling is bad. Trading is beta.

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