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Romance / Re: Who Is This Guy? [Picture] by ccjoe: 1:05pm On Aug 01
@ iLegendd-ARE U SaYING U DONT believe in Jesus christ as the TRUTH, THe savior and tHE ONLY waY To GOD? U THINK it'S ALL MADE UP? ... OOOOOOH NO!
Religion / Re: Birthday Celebration A Sin? Hear Pastor Kumuyi's Take (shocking) by ccjoe: 7:06pm On Jul 31
Michael547:

Do which pastor should we listen to today that does not say rubbish apart from kumuyi?
JEHOVAH wITNESS PASTORS.
Religion / Re: I Like This Guy So Much - Abel Damina by ccjoe: 2:30pm On Jul 31
Petalss:

A prophet is a person believed to be chosen by a divine power to deliver messages or teachings to others. Prophets often play significant roles in religious traditions, serving as intermediaries between the divine and humanity. They convey divine revelations, guidance, warnings, or prophecies about the future.

According to the scripture, Jesus is the last prophet, According to the Islam, Muhammad is the last prophet. All these self acclaimed prophet nowadays all are lies.
According to the scripture jesus is the last prophet? WHERE IN THE SCRIPTURE PLEASE...ENLIGHTEN ME.
Religion / Re: I Like This Guy So Much - Abel Damina by ccjoe: 4:25pm On Jul 30
Sapasenator:


I have always believed that all New Testament believers are called when Christ said " Go ye into all the world and preach...., The old testament style of calling with anointing no longer exists and no one is specially called. If a Christian dedicates himself, studies, and trains, he can become a good and effective pastor. Damina further helps to confirm that. I love his critical mind and the guy is what the Nigerian Christian needs today.
Not so...calling is biblical and neW TESTAMent. SEE ACT 13:1-3.
Religion / Re: I Like This Guy So Much - Abel Damina by ccjoe: 4:20pm On Jul 30
Petalss:
Abel Damina helped me understand that no one is specifically called by God to be a pastor or a man of God. Instead, they are trained to become preachers, teachers, or pastors. Being a pastor is just like any other profession, such as being a doctor, carpenter, lawyer, engineer, or lecturer. It requires skills, knowledge, and dedication, just like any other career. Pastors study theology, counseling, and public speaking to fulfill their roles, and they work to serve and guide their communities. However, the spiritual aspect of their work does not necessarily imply a divine calling, but rather a personal choice and commitment to a path of service and leadership.
hoW ABOUT A PROPHET? DO U NEED A DIVINE CALL? HOW DO U GET TO BECOME ONE, JUST ANyone?
Religion / Re: What’s The Best Traditional Deity To Follow? I’m Tired Of Jesus by ccjoe: 8:14am On Jul 30
FRANCISTOWN:

Your useless Jesus! What can your inexistent character do for him?
YOU Need to YIELD TO HIM TOO. don't harden yOUr heart as in the DAYs Of provocation (see eX 17 compare With 1cor10). If u WILL BE Sincere and COME TO him noW, YOU TOO will find rest for Your soul (SEE MttW.11:28).
OH HOW WONDERFUL AND LOVING He is. If only you will COME. Come noW Brother, the spirit and the bride says COME!
Religion / Re: What’s The Best Traditional Deity To Follow? I’m Tired Of Jesus by ccjoe: 6:45pm On Jul 28
Kushites:
Any ideas please?

I’m sick of going to church and seeing that white man face staring at me.

I don’t believe that God is white and that He has a white son that I’m supposed to worship.

I REFUSE to be brainwashed by the British.

Can any of you guys recommend a good traditional deity to follow, please?

Or if not, a good traditional priest who can direct me accordingly.

Much appreciated. undecided
mY Dear dont let satan decieve YOU, GIVE yourself sincerely to God through Jesus christ and he WILL SAVE U AND MANIFEST HIMSELF TO U. Christ jesus is the onlY way (JOHN 14:6)Amadioha and the others are spirits of devils designed bY SATAN TO lure AND droWN UR SOUL In HELL(john 10:10). ReciEVE CHRIST TOdaY BEFORE it is too LATe.
Religion / Re: Abel Damina Tirades Against Pastor Enenche, Others Sheer Arrogance, Disrespectfu by ccjoe: 1:45pm On Jul 28
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paxonel:
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Religion / Re: Abel Damina Tirades Against Pastor Enenche, Others Sheer Arrogance, Disrespectfu by ccjoe: 6:16pm On Jul 27
Michael547:

Has the teachings of the other pastors apart from Damina unified the body of Christ?
yes o...
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Joe Biden To Be Impeached For Harris To Be President (Throwback by ccjoe: 11:28am On Jul 23
[quote author=kingxsamz post=131095263]
It seems so ko. You Christians are just too deluded. Okay, so was Biden impeached? Didn't he step down because of his health?
Travel / Re: My Trip To Washington DC from Lagos by ccjoe: 9:17am On Jul 18
Eleponblue:
Sese ntón!
Lol...MBOK enYen eka ku nam NSAK.
Travel / Re: My Trip To Washington DC from Lagos by ccjoe: 8:27pm On Jul 17
Calitoscassius:
Bloody hell! What kinda alien language is this? undecided
MBOK afo do anie owo?

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Travel / Re: My Trip To Washington DC from Lagos by ccjoe: 8:24pm On Jul 17
brightDdon:




Lol,, ikpa dakka kpong ikpa ado, ado awuo idiokesit,, iyemeh mkpo afon ye awuo mfen.
Lol...ikpa atang akpan iko?
Romance / Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by ccjoe: 10:08pm On Jul 15
galantjoe:


Masturbation is never a sin
Stop all this holier than thou
It is My brother! dont let the devil TRICK you into IT... FIRST It pollutes your mind/heart WHICH GOD saYS should be KEPT pure(SEE mtt 5:8 AND Prov.4:23). REMEMBER That OUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF GOD and must be KEPT UNDEFILED (SEE 1COR 3:16-17), MASTURBATION IS A SINFUL act ask GOD To help you out of it.

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by ccjoe: 9:46pm On Jul 15
RollinTNDA:
if I knack una go shout SIN
If I no knack una go still shout SIN
Wetin be una problem
BRo, YOU HAVE TO REPENT AND GIVE YOUR HEART TO CHRIST. PLEASE DON'T LET THE DEVIL TAKE YOUR SOUL, IT Doesnt WORTH IT(mark 8:36). Pls Quit those things and AsK GOD TO HELP YOU LIVE For Him(john 1:12 )

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Religion / Re: Manipulation Of Bible Verses In The Jehovah's Witness Bible by ccjoe: 6:17pm On May 18
Janosky:


Another gullible slave of 3 deities making spurious claims on this thread. grin
Okay.
Religion / Re: Manipulation Of Bible Verses In The Jehovah's Witness Bible by ccjoe: 7:49am On May 17
Thank you so much@ Courz, FxMasterz, achorladey and Emusan for the good work you are doing. Nice thread uved got here @ Courz. I think any group who emphasizes more on thier organization rather than a living personal relationship with our lord Jesus is making a big mistake. They claim to know God, and yet in works they deny him to the point of manipulating scriptures-that's demonic (titus 1:16). Those saying that God wouldn't endorse war between nations of God's people should read through., judges 20: 12-48. In verse 23 in particular it reads '... And the children of israel went up and wept before the LORD until even, and asked counsel of the LORD, saying, shall i go up again to battle against the children of benjamin my brother? And the LORD said, go up against him.'

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Forum Games / Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by ccjoe: 3:27am On May 16
MrCork:
SIMPLE QUESTION;

Name a product that gains value with age & use?

..and

N20,000 Will be transferred across for the correct answer within 1,hour

.THIS IS REAL.....LETS GO!!!!!

PLEASE NOTE;
THE CORRECT ANSWER MUST BE REPEATED TWICE TO PROVE YOU ARE 100% SURE OF YHE CORRECT ANSWER!!

Gooooood luck!! smiley
CRYPTOCURRENCY (COINS)! CRYPTOCURRENCY (COINS)!
Forum Games / Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by ccjoe: 11:16pm On May 15
MrCork:
SIMPLE QUESTION;

Name a product that gains value with age & use?

..and

N20,000 Will be transferred across for the correct answer within 1,hour

.THIS IS REAL.....LETS GO!!!!!

PLEASE NOTE;
THE CORRECT ANSWER MUST BE REPEATED TWICE TO PROVE YOU ARE 100% SURE OF YHE CORRECT ANSWER!!

Gooooood luck!! smiley
FACEBOOK ACCOUNT! FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
Forum Games / Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by ccjoe: 10:51pm On May 15
MrCork:
SIMPLE QUESTION;

Name a product that gains value with age & use?

..and

N20,000 Will be transferred across for the correct answer within 1,hour

.THIS IS REAL.....LETS GO!!!!!

PLEASE NOTE;
THE CORRECT ANSWER MUST BE REPEATED TWICE TO PROVE YOU ARE 100% SURE OF YHE CORRECT ANSWER!!

Gooooood luck!! smiley
@ MrCork Google! Google!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 14th May 2024 by ccjoe: 7:41pm On May 14
mohbadliveson:
I will give 10k each to to 10 nairalanders that click 'like' IF Tottenham wins
They will win bro...i stand with u.
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Hosts Akinwunmi Adesina And His Wife To Dinner by ccjoe: 10:37am On Jan 31, 2023
Chai ...tony using my bank charges to flex...
Politics / Re: Osun: Not All Data Was Transmitted When APC Obtained BVAS Server Report – INEC by ccjoe: 6:39pm On Jan 30, 2023
LegendHero:
This is the most dumbest thing I ever heard.

Except if this guy can prove that a BVAS for a certain polling unit don't transfer the data at once.

Does it transmit in form of a batch job or it just transmit all data at once from the BVAS for a single polling unit?. It is just like snapping photo, if you try airdropping a single photo to someone, the photo gets sent at once and I don't think you will have a scenario where only the head appear on the other phone and the body is missing.




Don't use the two together.
Education / Re: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by ccjoe: 12:07pm On Jan 30, 2023
seanwilliam:




Similar thing happened to me when I was in school .

I was dating this girl and everything was going smoothly until one cultist guy showed up , threatening her that if she’s not going to date him then no one else will . Mind you , due to the love the girl had for me, she rented an apartment beside my hostel without my knowledge , she couldn’t pack in when this threaten started. There was a day she visited me, she was cooking and the guy call came in, she was trembling, she picked up the call and turned on loudspeaker, the guy asked her where she Dey, I collected the phone from her and if you see how this guy Dey ball for me.

I no go lie , I fear grin but I didnt show it .

Weeks later the girl broke up with me, she told me that “ if you value your life, stop being in contact with me”
I told all my guys, all of dem na chicken liver dem be grin, they advised me to back off..

I no go lie I cry , cos I love this girl die and she too fine so tey her beauty Dey massage my ego for area .


I can’t drag a woman with someone that has nothing to lose, I value my life and I cherish my parents so e no go good make I die young cos of pussy .








Recently , I started seeing one girl , so I was seeing her off one day and I noticed more than 10 urchins for street Dey greet her , I honestly feel bad , the thing bruise my ego cos if no be say dem get bizness together, why dem go Dey greet her. Since then I started avoiding her. I no gree make she come around again .
Lol... grin chai diz guy....hahahaha

U sabi talk o...u get talent...read ur comment like I'm watching a video, funny and stylish...U no want die abi? Hahahaha...

Hahahahahaha@bolded.

Nice one...

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Sports / Re: Bc by ccjoe: 11:44pm On Jan 23, 2023
Pickmycall:
Sport betting has become a side hustle to many Nigerians.Salary alone cannot take care of most civil servants.

Meanwhile,this same betting has turn most of them to debtors.They take loans from loan sharks to stake bet and lost everything.
Today Empoli defeated inter-milan who was playing at home.Do you know how many tickets has cast?
Virtual gamblers are the worst hit.
Thank you. What baffles me most is how people keep thinking they'll one day win big even after pilling up series of losses and debts. They keep playing and loosing and even when they win, it's always peanuts, and yet they wouldn't stop playing, Shows how greedy some of us are.


Trying to turn a #100 into 1m in minutes to me is pure greed, also, staking 500k that could start you a small business on 1.5 odd to quickly gain an extra 250k is greed emboldened by stupidity. Over 90% Of the time, these people will end up loosing thier hard earned money, and then will come up with some silly story of how they almost won bla bla bla. What madness!
I think it's more like an addiction though.

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Sports / Bc by ccjoe: 10:21pm On Jan 23, 2023
Abc
TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: It Is Taboo To Date Nigerians in South Africa — Khosi by ccjoe: 10:31am On Jan 21, 2023
Pls house is it too late 4 me to get my PVC...? haven't gotten mine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 2) On 19th January 2023 by ccjoe: 10:05pm On Jan 19, 2023
Bet9ja now...

Culture / Why Do Indians Do This Often??? by ccjoe: 8:10pm On Jan 19, 2023
First, I don't seem to get why they always break out into a dance in their movies. It's fuc**k**ing annoying.

Secondly I don't know why their women go around with those red dots on their forehead, feels like I'm being videoed...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by ccjoe: 10:36pm On Jan 18, 2023
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll!!!!!!.


Yeeeees!!!! 1-1

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Politics / Re: A 6–7 Yearsold Leader Of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, With His First Teacher. 1990s by ccjoe: 10:08am On Jan 17, 2023
OGIBRA:
Guess the topic, he was been taught then?
ME--how to create a missiles
he looked handsome then...his face hasn't changed much though..
Politics / Re: A 6–7 Yearsold Leader Of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, With His First Teacher. 1990s by ccjoe: 10:05am On Jan 17, 2023
Zonefree:
At 6, he was already a 4 star General.
Lol

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