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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Profitable Business Can Someone Start With 100k? by ceononi: 3:07pm On Jan 17, 2022
Masanto:

Your lack of creativity is very nauseating
Mr creativity...oya tell us that biz you can start with 100k....we like to deceive ourselves a lot

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Profitable Business Can Someone Start With 100k? by ceononi: 2:56pm On Jan 17, 2022
heniford2:
grin cheesy motivational speakers can build hundred (100) skyline with mouth if is possible you should be like dangote and etc angry grin
Exactly my thoughts...Like say he easy...

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Sports / Re: Usyk: Size Don’t Matter, AJ Will Fall Like A Pack Of Cards by ceononi: 4:51pm On Sep 24, 2021
Meshben10:
Ija o dola
For real...go and ask May weather
Business / Re: Betting Companies In Kaduna Urge State Government To Lift Ban On Betting Shops by ceononi: 3:59pm On Sep 21, 2020
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Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by ceononi: 8:59pm On Jun 24, 2020
Obinoscopy:
Who can solve this? It's not as easy as you think.




PS:

It's interesting how people are getting varying answers. I will post a summary of all the different answers posted by nairalander here:

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Sports / Re: Football Highest Earners: Messi Tops List With €8.3million Gross Per Month by ceononi: 7:48pm On Feb 09, 2020
WriterNig:
Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi has kept his crown as highest paid footballer in the world, ahead of Juventus' Cristiano Ronaldo.

On the coaching side, Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone received double that of Real Madrid's Zinedine Zidane.

In the list published by L'Equipe, Messi earns €8.3 million gross per month after tax, with Cristiano on €4.5m gross per month.

Next up comes Neymar, who earns €3m gross per month from Paris Saint-Germain, with Antoine Griezmann and Luis Suarez both coming just below €3m gross per month.

Joint-sixth on the list are Real Madrid stars Gareth Bale and Eden Hazard who take home €2.5m gross per month.

Highest paid players in the world

1. Messi: €8.3m per month
2. Cristiano Ronaldo: €4.5m per month
3. Neymar: €3m per month
4. Griezmann: Just under €3m per month
5. Luis Suarez: Just under €3m per month
5. Bale: €2.5 million per month
6. Hazard: €2.5m per month
7. Mbappe: €1.9m per month.


Highest paid coaches in the world

With a whopping €3.6m gross per month, Simeone is the world's best paid coach, ahead of Pep Guardiola who gets €1.94m gross per month.

Jose Mourinho receives €1.46m gross per month from Tottenham, along with Jurgen Klopp who is paid the same amount at Liverpool.


1. Simeone: €3.6m per month
2. Guardiola: €1.94m per month
3. Mourinho: €1.46m per month
4. Klopp: €1.46m per month
5. Zidane: €1.4m per month
6. Antonio Conte: €1.38m per month


De Gea leads the Premier League

The list also looks at the Premier League and Manchester United's David de Gea leads the way with €1.76m gross per month, ahead of Mesut Ozil and Kevin De Bruyne who both earn €1.64m per month.

In Germany, Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski and his teammate Coutinho pocket the highest salaries of €1.66m a month.

Juventus' Argentine duo of Gonzalo Higuain and Paulo Dybala take home €1.09m gross and €1.06m gross per month, respectively.

https://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2020/02/07/5e3da43c22601d8c268b458c.html
In other words, you are telling us Messi averages over 2m euros weekly? Please check your facts and do the needful..

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Agriculture / Re: I Killed A Snake Today At The Farm by ceononi: 5:13pm On Mar 25, 2019
MobilityExpress:


Not sure too. The images are insufficient
its actually a puff adder which also belongs to the class of vipers....google is your friend!
Investment / Re: What's Your Biggest Investment In 2018 And How Much Did You Make? by ceononi: 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2018
Possessedchild:
Listen to my short story about how I should have made fortune this year.

I was not able to secure a good paying job, no house, no food. In short, I don't have the basic needs of man.

But I started researching into how to stop piracy menace and preventing barrier to entry...of defaulters. This will enable our actors to trust in Disc Productions as earlier, musical artists will stop using Youtube as they have counted it fate that piracy is a disease without treatment in the industry. They then resorted to iTunes to sell for 150naira.

Movie artists as well produce alot of movies on Youtube for free for what again ?Not everyone watches Linda Ikeji TV or iROKOTV in fact Nigeria is not ripe for internet streaming. I can bet even if I am not so right statistically that majority of people that streams on Netflix and Huhu are Nigerians in Disapora and 99% of streaming is from countries with good internet services cross cities. So, we are just not ripe for inundated internet era in Nigeria. In fact not through internet from our rubbish Telecoms companies. We need companies like SKY and BT Sport to enhance disruptive internet service providing technology companies in Nigeria. Not lazy telecoms firms who has seen gold in exploitation games.

Back to my story, the Yorubas should have started producing TV Series through Discs which can live. The Youtube approch can only boost actor or artist' relevance in the industry and probably lead to endorsement deals but only few eventually enter the pool for growth in popularity.

You see, for every movies you watch free online, there is a price the producer is paying behind scenes.

So this idea is for actors and artiste who wants to make money from Disc production and not youtube or cinema services, not for misers who buys DVD from gates leading to Shoprite like Abayomi my friend.

In short, I presented my solution to Blu Ray and they promised to employ me to join a team. But they reneged on there promise maybe because I am not smart or my CV I sent to them was through Whatsapp, I lacked professionalism and I am not fluent in Business or Formal English.

So please I do not have money. I need investment ideas. shocked

Anybody who can assist with ideas cry
Can't believe I actually wasted my time reading your write-up, but then your monika says a lot about you.
Romance / Re: Nicki Minaj Has A New Boyfriend... See His Cute Face by ceononi: 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2018
so? how does this help us to solve our political hullabaloo?....bia be careful

Romance / Re: 6 Ways To Identify Girls You Should Never Get Married To by ceononi: 12:34pm On Aug 26, 2018
debuscket:


U are perfectly right. I once dated a pathological lier, this girl lies for fun.....her own comes from within. Such gals will just make ur life miserable
You got the gist......I mean they will not only make you miserable one will almost go mad..

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Romance / Re: 6 Ways To Identify Girls You Should Never Get Married To by ceononi: 11:21am On Aug 26, 2018
What should top this list is- never ever settle down with a dishonest lady, I mean if she lies about just anything.

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Health / Re: Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP); What You Should Know by ceononi: 7:35pm On Jul 04, 2018
Do I have to go for PEP every time am exposed even after just completing one PEP treatment?
Celebrities / Re: Iheoma Nnadi To Take Adenike Balogun, Her Wedding Planner To Court by ceononi: 8:07pm On Jun 01, 2018
LaExpert:


I'm proud of your comment.

I'm really sad to see our so called 'future leaders' reasoning like this, it is very embarrassing to us as a nation.

How can someone get below par performance for a service fully paid for and voice her concerns only for the populace to start saying shit and even 'pitying' the hubby?

The wedding planner did not even care to apologise or try to make amends to pacify the aggrieved customer.

How can Nigeria progress with this poor mentality the youths have? I weep for Nigeria.
Abi am even shocked when some people say shes a trouble maker, I mean how does that relate...God should just help us, if at this time and age we still have people who reason this way in the nation
Celebrities / Re: Iheoma Nnadi To Take Adenike Balogun, Her Wedding Planner To Court by ceononi: 8:04pm On May 31, 2018
Only those with inferiority complex or slave mentality will crucify her, I mean you pay for something and you didn't get full value for your money, then there's absolutely every reason to complain and an apology from such party is deserved. Don't know why we enjoy been taking for granted, same things our politicians keep doing to us. I think the earlier we start to change our mentalities and forgetting the crap about things such as letting sleeping dogs lie and begin to make them pay, the better.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi And #bbnaija Alex Visit Orphanage To Celebrate Children's Day by ceononi: 9:36am On May 28, 2018
am not understanding....the orphanage? where are the kids?, abi kids nor they there.....so much for their joblessness

Celebrities / Re: DJ Neptune Reacts To Davido's Next Album Drop With Epic Reply - Check by ceononi: 12:31pm On May 14, 2018
Whizdorm001:
Your name says it all
savagery at its peak

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Politics / Re: Guns Of President Buhari's Guards Of Honor Checked Anytime He Arrives (Photos) by ceononi: 9:29am On May 08, 2018
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 29th April 2018 by ceononi: 7:08pm On Apr 29, 2018
annie74:


Yeah
wow....united we stand!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 29th April 2018 by ceononi: 6:56pm On Apr 29, 2018
annie74:
Goooaaalll
Are you a Man U fan?
Celebrities / Re: Frank Donga And Wofai Fada On TushMagazine Issue 19 Cover by ceononi: 1:15pm On Apr 16, 2018
Donga my man........"you know we humans we are like water, we flow".......if you know you know.

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Travel / Re: 20 Things To Know About The Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge by ceononi: 1:55pm On Apr 09, 2018
Nice info
Romance / Re: A Nairalander, Hon. Ifeanyi Aniagoh, Marries His Beautiful Wife In Ebonyi State by ceononi: 2:34pm On Apr 03, 2018
Burgerlomo:


New cloth and shoe very shameful cool
Exactly!
Romance / Re: A Nairalander, Hon. Ifeanyi Aniagoh, Marries His Beautiful Wife In Ebonyi State by ceononi: 11:27am On Apr 03, 2018
Honorable? and you cannot even honor that old man with a better shoe....shame on you.

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Crime / Re: Delta Landlady Slices Tenants With Razor Blade Over Easter Chicken’s Faeces by ceononi: 12:56pm On Apr 02, 2018
Many are mad, few are roaming.....na wa ooo

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Sandra Novo Jacob, Klint Da Drunk's Baby Mama: "Klint Asked Me To Abort" by ceononi: 11:56am On Apr 01, 2018
You wanted the fame, now you have it.....wetin concern us....klint go and do the needful...

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Tonto Dikeh With 2 Friends by ceononi: 1:51pm On Mar 29, 2018
Abeg which one be tonto dicki? anyways from what I can observe those girls don open eye wella, obviously no be today e start

Romance / Re: Mom Cries Out After She Found Her Body Photoshopped In Another Lady's Face by ceononi: 3:18pm On Mar 28, 2018
Indeed... a woman of valor, a teacher and minister.

Celebrities / Re: Oluwatobiloba Michael Falana Celebrates His 4th Birthday In School (Photos) by ceononi: 11:10am On Mar 28, 2018
Wishing him all the best in life...

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Confesses To Falsely Accusing A Man Of Rape To Teach Him A Lesson by ceononi: 1:50pm On Mar 27, 2018
your acquaintance? am not understanding .... you better drag her ass out like you claimed or we don't believe you, attention seeking mofos.

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Fashion / Re: Lady Mocked For 14 Years Because Of Her 'ugly' Leg Turns To A Successful Model by ceononi: 9:32am On Mar 27, 2018
am not understanding....wah is dis

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Health / Re: Worms Attack South African Boy For "Failing To Iron His Clothe" (Disturbing Pic) by ceononi: 6:03pm On Mar 26, 2018
taylor89:
Na lie abeg





I can't remember the last time i ironed my polo shirts and have not had a pinch of ant let alone maggots







The boy has eaten foods for the gods
No mind dem, even if d egg stick for my bodi, I no go baff??

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