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Politics / Re: Pictures From ICC Abuja As Buhari Receives Certificate by chat2deen(m): 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2015
Op, where is Zara buhari? cool
Politics / Re: What If Jega Becomes EFCC Chairman? by chat2deen(m): 4:52pm On Apr 01, 2015
Make una allow baba Jega to go n rest! He has contributed his own quota. I believe if we have a good governance place in the country many of his a likes will b discovered.
Politics / Re: What Bout Those Pastors N Prophets Dat Said God Showed Dem Dat GEJ Wil Win? by chat2deen(m): 10:08am On Apr 01, 2015
Dollarization made some of dem to dine with devil and wen u pally wit d devil ur paths sets for destruction, the Almighty wants to disgrace dem dats y dey saw fake prophesy.
Politics / Re: Buhari Can Never Be My President by chat2deen(m): 9:57am On Apr 01, 2015
Eyah Pele, d tin dey worry u? He dey pepe u ba? U better escape to Ghana! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: I Hereby Congratulates GMB! by chat2deen(m): 8:05pm On Mar 31, 2015
Shou grin grin angry grin

Politics / Re: Thread For Condolences To PDP And Taniods by chat2deen(m): 7:44pm On Mar 31, 2015
Where does e-robots? One temitemi1 na him I dey look for,make I use broom spank his dull head! Gej till 2015.... grin grin grin grin

SaTANoids make una go collect ur remaining balance from ifenyi uba.
Politics / Re: Sagamite Officially Declares Buhari 2015 Presidential Elections Winner! by chat2deen(m): 9:36am On Mar 31, 2015
Wen dem talk say make he no contest, he said no one can threaten him ba,dat na ppl want him to continue transformation, na so d same ppl send am bak to Otueke to continue transforming dem. The ppl of otueke needs ur transformation more than Nigerians.
Politics / Re: GEJ, President Of Biafra? by chat2deen(m): 7:29am On Mar 31, 2015
Shey na April fool be dat? Make una wait till tomorrow nah! grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Photos Of The Rumored Cracked Bridge In Kano by chat2deen(m): 8:38am On Mar 30, 2015
Sibrah:
You seem unsure of yourself. Kano govt did theirs for same or less? Or maybe even more cos u not sure.



Ain't this looks like crack? Meanwhile are busy collating results, I will come bak for u later.

Politics / Re: Apc And Lies,obanikoro Won by chat2deen(m): 8:10am On Mar 29, 2015
temitemi1:
Let them keep anouncing fake results while we wait for the real results to be announced by jega! GEJ till 2019!!!

Shoo! So u have confidence in Jega now? I hope the does not fail u like d way card reader dey fail.
Politics / Re: Where Are The GEJ Till 2019 With Their Million Likes by chat2deen(m): 7:58am On Mar 29, 2015
lekibraky:
Please come and write your GEJ till 2019 so we can see how many likes you will get.
It is clear now that most of them only have nairn land account without pvc to save their like


Those e-rats n robots! Where is that temitemi1 sef. There have gone on exile, una deceive Jona say Gej till 2019. GEJ don enter one chance oh! Gej till PEJ sabi good English.

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Politics / Re: ... by chat2deen(m): 8:28am On Mar 27, 2015
070 name is Dyn, I reside in ilorin.

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Politics / Re: I Have Decided To Vote For Apc After Watching Apc House Of Change Programe On Tv by chat2deen(m): 11:04pm On Mar 26, 2015
The last time PGEJ told us he had no shoe
but now he has more than enough shoes
and in the course of getting his desired
material assets and enrich his desperate and
uncultured gang, he failed to fight
corruption, insecurity, injustice and yet
justified criminals keep enjoying presidential
pardon and our economy keep draining,
foreign reserves couldn't be managed.

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Politics / Re: Buhari (integrity), GEJ(corruption), Osibanjo(intelligent), Sambo (?) by chat2deen(m): 11:03pm On Mar 26, 2015
TANmadina Samboribobo grin grin grin
Politics / Re: I Won't Vote GEJ Because Of This Pics by chat2deen(m): 10:38pm On Mar 26, 2015
The last time PGEJ told us he had no shoe
but now he has more than enough shoes
and in the course of getting his desired
material assets and enrich his desperate and
uncultured gang, he failed to fight
corruption, insecurity, injustice and yet
justified criminals keep enjoying presidential
pardon and our economy keep draining,
foreign reserves couldn't be managed.

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Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Presented With A Special Plaque On His 100th Appearance (Pics) by chat2deen(m): 6:32pm On Mar 26, 2015
phrancys001:
Wonda why eagles keep losing on this Akpabio stadium,meanwhile Sai Buhari.


Y won't dey loose wen Sat Guru Maharaji wan eagles of putting blue color(evil colour) check Enyema's shorts n socks. grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Father Mbaka's Accounts - Daily Independent by chat2deen(m): 5:20pm On Mar 26, 2015
"Freedom is coming tomorrow"- Sarafina

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Politics / Tentative Analysis Of Areas Under Boko Haram Control And Where They Attack Milit by chat2deen(m): 8:44pm On Mar 25, 2015
The remote parts of the vast Mandara Mountains is believed to host thousands of Boko Haram fighters. The mountain is about 125 miles along the northern part of the Cameroon - Nigeria border. The major towns within the mountain are Mokolo and Mara in Cameroon and mainly Mubi in Nigeria, where the insurgents still rely on for their food and medical supplies.

The widely reported headquarters of the insurgents is Gwoza town and the Gwoza mountain. Several clusters of villages in Gwoza Local Government Areas, about 135 kilometres South-East of the city of Maiduguri remains a snug hideout for Boko Haram members. Also, not far from Gwoza between Mbulakudige village in Askira and some villages in Hong in Adamawa State are constantly under siege.

Another important town Banki, is in the hands of the insurgents. Kala Balge, a unique farming community and snake colony, is also controlled by Boko Haram and a lot of other clusters of settlements and villages between Kala Balge and Banki.

Gamboru Ngala and Dikwa are almost deserted because of persistent and unhindered attacks. Note, it is difficult to storm Damasak without passing through Malamfatori, where Soldiers from Niger Republic said the insurgents are regrouping and apparently the location scores of recently abducted persons are being held. An explanation to this could be that the insurgents turned into mobile band of fighters that withdraw just before an attack and return ofttimes to attack.

For example, apart from the main town of Bama which still comes under repeated attack, large areas in Bama Local Government is still being controlled by the insurgents and life there is short and brutal to the inhabitants.

Boko Haram insurgents have heavy presence in villages around Chibok, large parts of Askira and many villages in Damboa like Alagarno. The 86 kilometer road from Damboa to Maiduguri has been closed for about a year now. Residents in Biu can only travel to Maiduguri by traveling opposite direction to Gombe State. Boko Haram have free reign along Biu to Buniyard up to Damaturu road for over a year, several communities there live in constant dread.

The trend in the last 6 weeks, where there is a heighten military operation is, many towns or Local Government headquarters are retaken while surrounding villagers are living in peril. Another worrying development is the important Maiduguri, Damaturu highway, especially Benesheik area where people hold their breath when commuting. Several areas like the commercial village of Ngamdu, many more villages in particular witness unreported assassinations and attacks almost daily.

The above horrific status is even better than the pre-2015 scenario, thanks to the efforts of men of the Arm Forces and the Multi-National Joint Task Force that have sacrificed so much to bring some respite to the residents in the Northeast region.

Travel / Re: Photos Of The Rumored Cracked Bridge In Kano by chat2deen(m): 7:58pm On Mar 25, 2015
Arysexy:


So in ur ab0ki sense, that gap is a crack? Do u know what is called expansion joint? Elementary physics will do u a great favour. Go and pick P.N okeke and read about linear expansivity, u will learn Why gaps are left on bridges.

No wonder 80% of u people in Kano are illiterates.

Yah we are illiterates but we know the importance of pvc and we are going to show u bleeping poke how we use our brain to vote for GMB. I know u are a programmed robot TANOIDS.

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Travel / Re: Photos Of The Rumored Cracked Bridge In Kano by chat2deen(m): 4:34pm On Mar 25, 2015
SaTANoids, make una fear God! The cracked “Lado” short bridge was executed for a whooping sum of more than 10 billion naira, a much larger project of more than 2 kilometres bridge was executed by his excellency the governor of Kano state at the same amount or less.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Election: Result Of Voting In My Polling Unit by chat2deen(m): 4:09pm On Mar 25, 2015
Chai grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / I Am Educated, That's Why I'm The First Lady - PEJ by chat2deen(m): 9:37pm On Mar 24, 2015
The first lady of Nigeria, Mrs Patience Jonathan visited Akure, Ondo state today and some of the things she said might interest you!

It was made known that Patience Jonathan, who’s on a ‘Women Rally’ was in Akure today and while addressing Ondo women, she said she is a daughter and a fan of former first lady, late Maryam Babangida. Mrs Jonathan also advised the youths of Ondo to pursue their education, stressing that if she wasn’t educated, she wouldn’t be a first lady;
In her own words, she also said, “Majority of the people of Ondo are educated and I believe you know the importance of education because without education there is no future. We should thank God for the administration of Goodluck and PDP. If somebody is talking and you are not educated, can you be there? If Hilary Clinton is talking and you are not educated, can you be there? As Mimiko (governor of Ondo) is there, without education can he be there? As I am standing before you, if I am not educated, will they choose me?”

In the same vein, Dame Patience Jonathan, while speaking to a mammoth crowd at the PDP rally held at the Gani Fawehinmi freedom Arcade ground in Akure earlier today said that a vote for the APC presidential Candidate Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is a vote to send Nigerians to Prison. While reminding the peole that Buhari is a dictator, Mrs Patience Jonathan said a dictator will always be a dictator no matter how his handlers white wash him. Nigerians should not make that mistake because a vote for Buhari is a vote to send people to Prison.

Describing the APC as a party of liars, propagandists, and a party of people who have “nothing to offer but to grab power by all means”, Dame Jonathan said the Jonathan administration impacted the lives of women more than any administration before him.

” Do not vote for the candidate of the APC who do not have regard for the women. This is pay back time for President Jonathan all our women should come out on saturday and cast their vote for him.”

Just yesterday, the wife of the president during her women rally to Onitsha yesterday was noted to have said that the All Progressives Congress will be buried on March 28th. She also used the defection of Rivers state Deputy Governor, Tele Ikuru as an example, reiterating that that is an indication that the opposition party is dead.

Source: http://www.naij.com/408468-i-am-educated-thats-why-im-the-first-lady-pej.html
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Campaign Rally Bauchi [Photos] by chat2deen(m): 8:45pm On Mar 24, 2015
"We don enter one chance chai" SaTANoids

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Politics / Re: INEC Releases Statistics Of PVC Collected In All 36 States And FCT by chat2deen(m): 3:52pm On Mar 24, 2015
midolian:
Bayelsa and Ekiti...lool

Upon all Fayose noise, so den no even reach 600k wey go vote for hin state..And I ask myself, wat if Fayose was the governor of lagos or kano state?



Even if the topic reads "GEJ slumped and died", your comment remains "GEJ til 2091"..result of poor programming


He is a programmed PDP Robot! Next week Monday d program will b corrupt. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaign In Bauchi – Classic Pictures by chat2deen(m): 3:46pm On Mar 24, 2015
Sai Baba! SaTANoids Will be like buhari has won Chai! Diaris God Oooooooo. grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Reasons Why You Don't Need To Die For Any Politician Before, During And After El by chat2deen(m): 12:39am On Mar 24, 2015
1. In 2011, Governor Shekarau of Kano State contested for the Presidency on the platform of ANPP against President Jonathan of PDP. So did Nuhu Ribadu of ACN. Today, Gov. Shekarau is a Minister in President Jonathan's cabinet & a member of the President's party & Mallam Nuhu Ribadu is the PDP's candidate for governorship of Adamawa State. How many were killed because of them in 2011?

2. President Obasanjo and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu were thought to be sworn enemies. When President Obasanjo took over SW Nigeria in 2003, Gov. Tinubu became "last man standing" against him in ACN/Lagos. Today, Obasanjo is Tinubu's "Navigator" & Tinubu is treasured guest at Obasanjo's birthday. How many died believing they were enemies?

3. Fmr Govs, Engr. Segun Oni and Dr. Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti used to be political foes and now they belong to the same party. Both are alive as friends & some folks had died fighting for them.

4. Fmr. Governor, Olagunsoye Oyinlola never saw eye to eye with Governor Aregbesola. Now, they belong to the same party, some people died for both, but were they not always friends?

5. President Obasanjo was prepared to throw VP Atiku Abubakar out of Aso Rock. Who would have thought that Atiku would visit Obasanjo in Otta farm after all the brouhaha; politicians belong to one big family. They have their interest at stake, do not die for them especially when you have nothing at stake.

Vote, that is your obligation. You do not owe anyone a duty to die. Value your life, if you are still alive you can be better than them.Say no to violence, say no to blood letting.

Make a choice with your PVC & let Nigeria be the winner!
Politics / Re: Meaning Of OP MESA by chat2deen(m): 3:07pm On Mar 23, 2015
Mesa means Python in hausa language. Op Mesa is a code word for military operations. Before the commencement of any military operations or exercise, a commander brief his troops with "orders" in which tactics of d ops is delivered codewords.

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Politics / Alhaji Shehu Shagari Is Dead? by chat2deen(m): 6:45pm On Mar 22, 2015
Alhaji Shehu Usman Shagari, Second Republic president is dead. He was 90.

Shagari, who celebrated his birthday on February 25, with all the former heads of states in Sokoto barely a month ago, died this afternoon.

Further details soon.


Photo Credits: http://www.fanphobia.net


Source: Nigerian Current - http://www.nigeriatell.com/news/alhaji-shehu-shagari-90-is-dead#.VQ7-xDgo_Hw]
Politics / Re: CAN Alleges Plans To Disenfranchise Christians In Bauchi by chat2deen(m): 2:25pm On Mar 22, 2015
Just for one day, can't we separate religion with politics?
Webmasters / Re: Photos: Lagos State Government Website (lagosstate.gov.ng) Has Been Hacked by chat2deen(m): 4:37pm On Mar 21, 2015
PDP have brought hackers to hack INEC database, hacking of Lagos govt site is a rehearsal, hmm denial of service (Dos). They must have use SQL Injector. This is a poo on us.
Politics / Re: VIDEO: APC Bomb Femi Fani Kayode In New Video Advert by chat2deen(m): 1:36pm On Mar 21, 2015
RichDad1:
FFK is a First class Parrot. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


He swallowed 16GB memory card dats y he is singing like a parrot grin grin grin grin

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