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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Deny It, If He's Not Getting Funds From ISIS, Al Queda - FFK by chat2deen(m): 1:33pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
E b like say FFK have swallow memory card 16GB. That's y he is talking any how . 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Gov. Ayo Fayose's Son Tomiwa Shows Off Swag In New Photos by chat2deen(m): 1:16pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Son of thug... I see tax payers money all over u. 1 Like |
Politics / Operation Show Of Force Going Nationwide by chat2deen(m): 12:48pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Today the military is show casing it's strength and manpower across the nation. The drill is tag as "operation show of force" it is aimed at showing the public d presence and readiness of military to provide security before n after elections. Godless Nigeria! God bless our Armed Forces.
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Politics / Re: DO YOU HAVE YOUR PVC?? by chat2deen(m): 10:19am On Mar 21, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: DO YOU HAVE YOUR PVC?? by chat2deen(m): 9:49am On Mar 21, 2015 |
I don't want my pvc to b cloned, it hidden in my pant, I will bring it out next week cos my vote is my power. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jonathan Congratulates Netanyahu On His Re-Election As Israeli Prime Minister by chat2deen(m): 9:43am On Mar 21, 2015 |
Johnsmartinyang: As clueless as ur pay master! Pumping machine is 87 naira but we are buying fuel 105 Naira, so make una revert am to 97 Naira pls. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jonathan Congratulates Netanyahu On His Re-Election As Israeli Prime Minister by chat2deen(m): 9:39am On Mar 21, 2015 |
lovat: On the pumping machine it's 87 Naira! But my guy we dey buy am 100-115 Naira, so tell ur pay master to revert it to 97 Naira. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA), Kaduna Picture Thread by chat2deen(m): 6:53am On Mar 21, 2015 |
obaayo2: So u think u have done wat napoleon has not done before! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jonathan Congratulates Netanyahu On His Re-Election As Israeli Prime Minister by chat2deen(m): 9:28pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
How does dat revert the price fuel to 97 naira at least? Did he congratulate SLS when he was crowned emir of kano? I smell cluelessness, Jona charity begins at home, Netanyahu does not give f**k about u or Naija. 18 Likes |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Tells BBC: I Will Surely Win by chat2deen(m): 12:33pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
With proper rigging abi? |
Politics / Re: WHY AN IGBO MUSLIM HAS TO BE THE NEXT SULTAN OF SOKOTO by chat2deen(m): 7:43am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Op, is this ur first time of taking weed? No wonder u dey speak in tongues of baba fela. |
Politics / Re: Brutality Of Uniformed Men! by chat2deen(m): 7:41pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Sorry bros! The only language we understand is brutality, wen dos boys massage u, did u report to the nearest police station?
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Politics / Re: Checkout These Hilarious PDP Campaign Adverts by chat2deen(m): 2:28pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
The biggest party in sub- Sahara Africa sounding like an opposition party Chai! Wen we knew that PDP is the mother of all manipulations, abi no for Gov jangs almighty formula "16 is greater than 19". Change is imminent. National burial for PDP on 28th march. |
Politics / Re: Fayose, PDP Sewing Fake Police Uniforms To Rig Elections – Ekiti APC by chat2deen(m): 7:35pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
It's not far from truth cos we have already seeing some thugs dressing up in police uniform and fighting public becos of 50 Nigerian dollars 1 Like
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Politics / Re: AbdulAziz Omeiza Aliyu & Brother Die In Fatal Car Accident by chat2deen(m): 6:38pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Rip abdul and salman. We grew up together in kano. Abdulazeez a fine gentleman. He attended st Thomas secondary sch kano n buk. First pic: to the left is late Abdulazeez,late salman and a frnd Ali justice. Second pic: late Abdulazeez Aliyu. May Allah grant u external rest,amin.
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Politics / Re: Fire Breaks Out At INEC Office In Abuja by chat2deen(m): 4:04pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
PDP and propaganda enh! Am sure they are targeting sever room cos dats d nerve center for collation of card reader's results from PU, less they know about cloud computing ba? If they like make boko boys come ram d building in card reader we trust on March 28 as we March4Buhari |
Politics / Re: Bolu Okupe, Doyin Okupe's Hot Son, A Manchester Based Student by chat2deen(m): 1:36pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
So he is the son of that "b****rd"? Make una no misquote me jare cos hin papa said if APC survived one year he is to b called a ba****d. |
Politics / Re: #Ekiti Audio Fails Second Greatest Impact In Nailing PDP, Sgt Koli Dupes Apc by chat2deen(m): 1:27pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Cluelessness I see in u. U are referring to a presidential commission officer as a Sgt? U better go n make ur research before posting trash |
Politics / Re: ELECTIONS 2015: Ogun INEC Takes Delivery Of Additional 170,000 Pvcs by chat2deen(m): 8:46am On Mar 11, 2015 |
An open letter to Nigerian President Ebele Jonathan. Sir, My name is CARD READER, I was born and brought up in Europe. I am one of the numerous children of Computer family. I attended school of Trust Technology where i was awarded professor of transparency. I have worked in so many reputable nations both in Asia, Africa and Europe to wipe away corruptions in elections. Sometimes ago Prof. Attahiru Jega came to request my service to come and help u sanitize the forthcoming election in ur country. I honoured d invitation because Prof. Jega said u want to conduct a historic credible election, 2015. Sir d election is approaching now and u are saying u DONT WANT ME AGAIN. Sir what have I done wrong? Why do u hate me all of a sudden, don't u want transparency again? U don't like credibility again? U hate me to d extent dat u want to sack my guarantor, Prof. Jega all because of me? Oga wetin i do u. Please allow me to do my professional assignment to conduct free, fair and credible election comes 28/03/2015 and 11/04/2015. I know u might not know my strength as a PhD holder but Prof. Jega who is in d same level with me as a professor in political science know my strength and capability in terms of election. Thanks PLEASE! comment with Jonathan must go. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Card Reader Test: We Scored 100% In PVC Verification – INEC by chat2deen(m): 8:31am On Mar 11, 2015 |
An open letter to Nigerian President Ebele Jonathan. Sir, My name is CARD READER, I was born and brought up in Europe. I am one of the numerous children of Computer family. I attended school of Trust Technology where i was awarded professor of transparency. I have worked in so many reputable nations both in Asia, Africa and Europe to wipe away corruptions in elections. Sometimes ago Prof. Attahiru Jega came to request my service to come and help u sanitize the forthcoming election in ur country. I honoured d invitation because Prof. Jega said u want to conduct a historic credible election, 2015. Sir d election is approaching now and u are saying u DONT WANT ME AGAIN. Sir what have I done wrong? Why do u hate me all of a sudden, don't u want transparency again? U don't like credibility again? U hate me to d extent dat u want to sack my guarantor, Prof. Jega all because of me? Oga wetin i do u. Please allow me to do my professional assignment to conduct free, fair and credible election comes 28/03/2015 and 11/04/2015. I know u might not know my strength as a PhD holder but Prof. Jega who is in d same level with me as a professor in political science know my strength and capability in terms of election. Thanks PLEASE! comment with Jonathan must go. |
Politics / Re: Card Reader Test Successful – INEC by chat2deen(m): 8:29am On Mar 11, 2015 |
An open letter to Nigerian President Ebele Jonathan. Sir, My name is CARD READER, I was born and brought up in Europe. I am one of the numerous children of Computer family. I attended school of Trust Technology where i was awarded professor of transparency. I have worked in so many reputable nations both in Asia, Africa and Europe to wipe away corruptions in elections. Sometimes ago Prof. Attahiru Jega came to request my service to come and help u sanitize the forthcoming election in ur country. I honoured d invitation because Prof. Jega said u want to conduct a historic credible election, 2015. Sir d election is approaching now and u are saying u DONT WANT ME AGAIN. Sir what have I done wrong? Why do u hate me all of a sudden, don't u want transparency again? U don't like credibility again? U hate me to d extent dat u want to sack my guarantor, Prof. Jega all because of me? Oga wetin i do u. Please allow me to do my professional assignment to conduct free, fair and credible election comes 28/03/2015 and 11/04/2015. I know u might not know my strength as a PhD holder but Prof. Jega who is in d same level with me as a professor in political science know my strength and capability in terms of election. Thanks PLEASE! comment with Jonathan must go. |
Politics / Re: Card Reader Test: We Scored 100% In PVC Verification – INEC by chat2deen(m): 8:26am On Mar 11, 2015 |
An open letter to Nigerian President Ebele Jonathan. Sir, My name is CARD READER, I was born and brought up in Europe. I am one of the numerous children of Computer family. I attended school of Trust Technology where i was awarded professor of transparency. I have worked in so many reputable nations both in Asia, Africa and Europe to wipe away corruptions in elections. Sometimes ago Prof. Attahiru Jega came to request my service to come and help u sanitize the forthcoming election in ur country. I honoured d invitation because Prof. Jega said u want to conduct a historic credible election, 2015. Sir d election is approaching now and u are saying u DONT WANT ME AGAIN. Sir what have I done wrong? Why do u hate me all of a sudden, don't u want transparency again? U don't like credibility again? U hate me to d extent dat u want to sack my guarantor, Prof. Jega all because of me? Oga wetin i do u. Please allow me to do my Professional assignment to conduct free, fair and credible election comes 28/03/2015 and 11/04/2015. I know u might not know my strength as a PhD holder but Prof. Jega who is in d same level with me as a professor in political science know my strength and capability in terms of election. Thanks PLEASE! comment with Jonathan must go. |
Politics / Re: PICTURE: Jonathan Campaign Team Buying Petrol In Blackmarket by chat2deen(m): 12:55am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Op! Na dem temi temi1 with TAN members. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Musa Ayeni: I Will Defeat Jonathan And Buhari- APA Presidential Candidate by chat2deen(m): 10:42am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Chai! Too of everything is bad, after taking over dose of weed na U come mumu reach? |
Politics / Re: PDP Govs Kick As INEC Insists On Card Readers by chat2deen(m): 8:58am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Bad guys! At first it was we are not ready for feb14 n now it's we don't want card reader, bunch of clowns kawai. Rigging or card reader? Which one is b problem of our society? Mtchew....... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Gej Was Cursed And Not Blessed Like You All Think. Spot The Difference by chat2deen(m): 7:32am On Mar 09, 2015 |
Chai Lobatan |
Politics / Re: Ilorin/bode-saadu Road (Photos) by chat2deen(m): 7:34pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
From Bode saadu to jebba suppose to be 30 mins drive but now it will take u like 2 hrs and too bad if a truck fell down.the road needs sos asap. |
Politics / Re: APC Paid At Least 5,000 To Each Participants -PDP by chat2deen(m): 1:02am On Mar 08, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speaks the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He never wears shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay? ALL: Yes sir!!, it is okay sir |
Politics / Re: Is Jonathan Looking For After Match Apology (Photos) by chat2deen(m): 12:56am On Mar 08, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speaks the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He never wears shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay? ALL: Yes sir!!, it is okay sir 1 Like |
Politics / Re: President Jonathan In Ijeshaland by chat2deen(m): 12:55am On Mar 08, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speaks the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He never wears shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay? ALL: Yes sir!!, it is okay sir 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Why Yoruba Will Never Support Goodluck Jonathan In 2015 by chat2deen(m): 12:54am On Mar 08, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speaks the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He never wears shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay? ALL: Yes sir!!, it is okay sir 19 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Struggles - Is Buhari The Answer by chat2deen(m): 12:52am On Mar 08, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speaks the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He never wears shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay? ALL: Yes sir!!, it is okay sir 1 Like 1 Share |
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