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Nairaland / General / Re: Do We Have Special Forces In Nigeria: see pictures by chatinent: 11:28pm On Jul 02
Well, we have the SF in the NA.

But sadly, not like the Americans, Asians or Europeans. Ours are still treated like the regulars.
Travel / Re: Can 10m Relocate Me To Canada Conveniently? by chatinent: 12:40pm On Jul 02
ednut1:
Take you to Canada as what Visitor yes, student No, permanent residency yes if you meet the stringent requirements its not about money

Your threads on Canada has been helpful ..

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Family / Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by chatinent: 12:35pm On Jul 02
AareGaa:


Go and work and stop wasting your life on Nairaland doing tribalism and stupid politics.
Not all Nigerians are hungry

I'm not you with the tribalism and politics.
TV/Movies / Re: Happy 44th Birthday To One Of The Finest Nollywood Actress, Aunty Ramota! by chatinent: 12:03am On Jul 02
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Politics / Re: Wike Dances To Flavour's Big Baller Song (Video) by chatinent: 11:46pm On Jul 01
Otamendi99:


U Obidients no dey cry finish. Everyday betrayal, who he betray. Una no fit talk.

So anyone who doesn't support Tinubu is Obidient? Don't make this foolishness a talent, ok? Okay.

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Family / Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by chatinent: 11:42pm On Jul 01
Never want a reason to be domestically violent to my wife. I'd rather quit whatever habit that is. There are things I don't see as normal..
Politics / Re: Stop Using My Name, Ex-Husband, Alison-Madueke Warns Diezani by chatinent: 11:38pm On Jul 01
Richtaiwo:
Another hero of ipob miscreants

PresidObi:
Who knows how much agbodo people paid him to release this news so they can walk on it grin

This is not who you are.

Being an online Clark Kent aren't ideal.

Just be you...everyone else is taken.

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Romance / Re: If The 'M' In Man Stands For Money, What Does The 'W' In Woman Stand For? by chatinent: 11:36pm On Jul 01
W-womb.

As in...wombman.

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Politics / Re: Wike Dances To Flavour's Big Baller Song (Video) by chatinent: 11:25pm On Jul 01
One good thing about a betrayal is neither sides trust him.

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Food / Re: Big Monitor Lizard Killed Beside My Pond by chatinent: 9:54pm On Jul 01
"Giant?"


I guess it is just to justify eating it.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 9 To Start In July (Photo) by chatinent: 4:13pm On Jul 01
Show is based on connection..
Family / Re: Beware Of Your Neighbors by chatinent: 1:07pm On Jul 01
capnies:


LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOURS AS YOURSELF IS THE ONLY COMMANDMENT

Na you know that one.
Crime / Re: Travellers Kidnapped, One Shot On Sagamu-ijebu-ode Expressway by chatinent: 9:12am On Jul 01
Sign a bill allowing individuals to possess firearms.


Make everybody protect en self since the govt has failed.

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Family / Re: Beware Of Your Neighbors by chatinent: 9:09am On Jul 01
Normally, neighbours aren't your friends. They are simply neighbours. I keep them that way. No relationship.

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Family / Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by chatinent: 9:05am On Jul 01
Not all Nigerians abroad are living very fine. Some are doing fine. Some are suffering too. Others are major supporters of this govt.

First time in the UK with a pal, guess what he said: “it is better to pity Nigerians from abroad.”

He was right asf..


If you were there, you’d never want to fly back to hell🔥 because you'd realise that you are in the paradise they preached about and the God you pray to do not reside in Africa at all.

Know the worse part? When you return, everything for the country go just dey vex you.

My candid advise to those planning to depend on another (home or abroad) is to devise their income, set up small scale businesses and cut costs. A lot of people abroad have more than enough responsibilities to take care of and nobody cares because people back home feel they pluck money on trees over there.

Once you travel abroad, anyone back home who asks you for money and you give excuses, they won't understand you do not have or that you have many responsibilities there to take care of. They will simply conclude that “...upon you stay in Canada...or stay in the UK...or in the US...you do not want to help...while you are out there working your arses out.”


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Common Cyprus I travelled to make I cool off before I breakdown from work, naim dem wan come dey over-bill me. I change am for the person Indian mike mike. Funnily enough, it is easier to see a virgin in Ala Owerri than see a job in Cyprus. And dem wan come bill the small money I dey manage.



You guys need to see the way I dey use full-fledged scope dey search for better work anywhere I travel go. Even, at this juncture, if una get gigs to share, I dey available to work. I can handle research works (and I have a team of writers who can deliver in major fields of study). Me sef go school and I am proficient at adminstrative works. I can also work remotely for any company as a full-time worker (emphasis on remote*)...I'm up to do a one month probation. Call this a proposal.🤝


I don't need free money. So I can value it.




Like my good old uncle who lived in Texas would say, no one gives free money in Texas if it's worked for ..unless defrauded or stolen.

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Politics / Re: How State House Spent N3.7 Billion On Vehicles, Tyres Within 10 Days by chatinent: 9:01am On Jul 01
This govt is enriching all its sister companies.


We are done for.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Two At Lagos Airport For Drug Trafficking by chatinent: 8:59am On Jul 01
When will this tribalism end?

In the absence of racism from the whites, we reinvent tribalism amongst ourselves.

Crime is done everywhere and not peculiar to a tribe.


So sad.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Verydarkman Over Defamation Allegations by chatinent: 8:54am On Jul 01
VDM is out.


Connection is bigger than money.

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Politics / Re: Two Nigerian Farmers Killed In Fresh Bomb Explosion On Borno Road by chatinent: 8:52am On Jul 01
Dog eat dog.
Crime / Re: Man Electrocuted While Stealing Transformer Cables In Enugu by chatinent: 6:55pm On Jun 30
Mankind2024:

They would surely blame PBAT

They? Who?
Health / Re: Woman Climbs Flyover And Plunges To Her Death In Delta by chatinent: 11:31am On Jun 30
Feldie:
you will still die and the years you survived will not matter when you are decaying. If you can get over the shame and fears, choosing not to suffer or be humiliated and taking your own life is the most heroic thing you could ever do

The years survived matters that's why it's winning.

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Health / Re: Woman Climbs Flyover And Plunges To Her Death In Delta by chatinent: 11:20pm On Jun 29
Suicide ain't heroic. Surviving is winning.

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Romance / Re: Identity Of UK Prison Officer Filmed Having Sex With Inmate Revealed (pix) by chatinent: 11:17pm On Jun 29
Now she'll be thrown to the same prison she taunts. She's a goner.

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Crime / Re: Man Electrocuted While Stealing Transformer Cables In Enugu by chatinent: 11:16pm On Jun 29
They never learn!

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Business / Re: "I Will Rather Die Than Apologize To Obi Cubana"- Verydarkman Stands His Ground by chatinent: 7:44pm On Jun 29
In a real life scenario, he'd rather apologize than die.
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Buy Foreclosed Aircraft From German Bank by chatinent: 12:14pm On Jun 29
Nigeria isn't a poor country.


It's a rich country but the wealth is channeled to few persons.
Career / Re: Have You Ever Met These Kinds Of Acquaintances? by chatinent: 10:06am On Jun 29
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Romance / Re: Check This Guy Out(pic) by chatinent: 10:04am On Jun 29
Any picture to show for it?
Career / Re: Have You Ever Met These Kinds Of Acquaintances? by chatinent: 10:03am On Jun 29
wittywriter:

THIS IS SUPER STORY!

Chitinent make believe story in the mud.



Wittyness.

Your problem, not mine.
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill 2 Policemen, Injure 1 At A Checkpoint in Aba by chatinent: 9:57am On Jun 29
I've been to Borno State, the west, and the east.


Inasmuch as the north has the largest insecurity issue, checkpoints are more in the east like some state of emergency compared to the north. In the west, you'll hardly notice checkpoints. These security outfit should begin doing their jobs rightly cos what most of them does is fight for bribes with guns.

And secondly, these killing has got to stop. Whether it's IPOB or enemy assassins, Otti must wake up!
Career / Re: Have You Ever Met These Kinds Of Acquaintances? by chatinent: 9:52am On Jun 29
immortalcrown:
Money is not everything. Otherwise, he would not have become stupid when he began to make money.

Some people are wise and disciplined when they are poor, and stupid when they are rich.

He's really stupid.

Man blew all opportunities he got.
Family / Re: Remake Of Family Pictures by chatinent: 9:51am On Jun 29
From milk feeder to beer. grin

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