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Jobs/Vacancies / Please Who Has Worked With Fairmoney. by cheftea: 3:27pm On Jan 07, 2021
I just want to verify something.
Do they pay ontime or do they use and dump people. Since they don’t have any agreement for a contract staff.
Events / Re: What Was That Thing You Later Realised You Wasted Money On During Your Wedding? by cheftea: 7:20pm On Aug 26, 2020
grin grin
We dey plan am.
Events / Re: Please Help!! Can 500K Be Enough To Plan A Wedding? by cheftea: 10:59pm On Aug 23, 2020
2million ahhhh kilode na fight. It’s too much ohhhh
Sirmwill:
Well
To be honest
You will need at least 2M for a "so that it doesn't look poor or a low class wedding"


Except you won't be including the wedding reception
Family / Re: When Did You Realize Your Spouse Stopped Loving You? by cheftea: 10:57pm On Aug 23, 2020
Same goes for the Ladies.
Marry a Man who loves you more.
It has to be 100/100 to make 1 ohhhh.
yassjib:
mine was when she succeeded in getting Federal Government Job and her mum became her best friend and have her final says that was when I knew our relationship is falling apart
dingbang:
Marry a woman who loves you more wink
Food / Re: How To Make Seafood Okra (photos) by cheftea: 11:53am On Aug 22, 2020
Nice one would give it a try.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by cheftea: 1:15am On Dec 29, 2019
JONNYSPUTE:
.. Bleep her as in? Are you not a female?

@ OP, you bleeped up big time.I believe you have always been cheating on her. Be it as is now,your only remedy is to use reverse phycology on her.

Call her, apologize and finally tell her to forget about you,that you are not worthy of her love. Tell to go find another guy and watch her tell you that it has not gotten to that.Mind you this will only work if you act it well

Op,you are a brostitude Walahi.



Reverse psychology he might end up losing her.
Jobs/Vacancies / Bike Riders In Lagos. by cheftea: 10:24am On Jun 22, 2019
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RIDERS CARD/PERMIT
2PASSPORT AND A VALID ID CARD.
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS STRICTLY FOR LAGOS BASE.


BENEFITS FOR POTENTIAL RIDERS

A brand new 200CC bike
Free helmets
A brand new 4G phone
A brand new power bank
Free health care and access to micro loans and more .....
Family / Re: Edo Man Finds Out His Family Didn’t Build Any House After 13 Years In Europe by cheftea: 12:51pm On Jun 14, 2019
This is being heartless. Ahhhhh sad
Politics / Re: Buhari Proposes N8.83 Trillion Budget For 2019 by cheftea: 4:28pm On Dec 19, 2018
From where please.
Celebrities / Re: Did Linda Ikeji Fake Her Engagement? Nigerians Ask After Sholaye Jeremi Dumping by cheftea: 4:19pm On Dec 14, 2018
I keep singing it, u can't give what u don't have. She should just lock up and takia of her kid. Pregnancy fell from heaven and landed on her. Biko let me hear word. This preaching will only bring more bashing.... If she had clear conscience she wouldn't have explained her self, but because she has bashed other baby mama she is here to write that the pregnancy was a blessing, Biko we know kids are blessings to all. She should lick her wounds n shut the Bleep up. Stop trying to explain nonsense. Virtuous woman my foot, biko empty drums makes the loudest noise.
To all the single mother out there it that's courage to give birth and not abort the baby. All the best.
Romance / Re: Handsome Groomsman At A Jos Wedding That Got People Talking by cheftea: 9:59am On Nov 26, 2018
Please can someone define handsome for me. I think I'm kinda confused.
Crime / Re: Customs Rejects Over $400K Bribe After Intercepting Concealed Tramadol. Photos by cheftea: 8:09am On Nov 23, 2018
This is just what they want u to know. tongue.....i can't be scammed Jor.
Politics / Re: Malam Daura Blasts Nnamdi Kanu Over 'Jubril The Imposter' by cheftea: 12:28pm On Nov 18, 2018
Let's all analyze this when buhari(jubril) came back, because he is not buhari his thumb print couldn't open his office. The next thing we heard was that rat has taken over the office.
Next when he came back they reintroduced people he knew to him again.
Next when his son had an accident and he went to see him. He didn't hug his son but extended a hand shake. Please no be buhari na jubril.
Science/Technology / Re: Snake Refuses To Come Out After Man Swallowed It During Magic Stunt. Photos by cheftea: 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2018
Dont what u can't handle talkless of finishing.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye & Smart Adeyemi To Battle It In Kogi West Senatorial Election by cheftea: 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2018
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Our one n only drama king.
Dino
Culture / Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by cheftea: 6:31pm On Oct 06, 2018
Cut meat cut meat all na for cow body

Atall atall na winch

No be who run first dey win race

If u grow finish u go wait for ur mate

The world small no mean say dangote dy your backyard

If u finish run u go jam am tomorrow

No be who read pass they pass exam

Tomorrow bright no mean say if u see apain way u no go follow

Good child good child no mean say person good

The more u dy look the less u dy see

Pikin way no sabi fight no dy look for trouble

Wetin person way old see if u like climb palm tree u no go see am.



Abeg all na wash wetin work for me fit fall ur hand.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Supports Kwankwaso - Adeyanju Deji by cheftea: 8:35am On Oct 06, 2018
The North will choose kwankwaso over buhari... Reasons best known to them.
Business / Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by cheftea: 2:47am On Oct 06, 2018
Data
Data
Data
Data ohhhhhh
Politics / Re: 'Policeman Jacked & Punched Me' - Dino Melaye Shares Videos, Photos by cheftea: 2:16am On Oct 06, 2018
cheftea:
He punched u, u suppose Don blow up. Nigerian's n drama.... Abeg when e go end.
When dy punch u. That's the result.
Politics / Re: 'Policeman Jacked & Punched Me' - Dino Melaye Shares Videos, Photos by cheftea: 2:15am On Oct 06, 2018
He punched u suppose Don blow up. Nigerian's n drama.... Abeg when e go end.

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Politics / Re: Emeka Ike Contesting For House Of Representatives, 2019 (Photo) by cheftea: 2:07am On Oct 06, 2018
This his campaign picture no follow.... Nobody is looking for side smile in pictures. This one self class rep nobody go vote. Ur presentation looks unserious.
Politics / Re: Police Reveals What Will Happen To Saraki, Dino Melaye After Protest In Abuja. by cheftea: 1:57am On Oct 06, 2018
grin see uncle Dino walking like Superman now. When it's time for court case.... Kidnappers n drama will manifest. This country is bleeped. I tire ooooo
Education / Re: Ngozi Marion Emmanuel, UNIZIK Youngest Lecturer, Wins N45M TETFund Scholarship by cheftea: 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2018
wink nice one.
Crime / Re: Man Brutalises His Wife, Flogs Her With Machete After Disagreement. Photos by cheftea: 2:01pm On Oct 03, 2018
Macmoni:
Oh yea just to make d man luk wicked nobody will ever ask him what happen dey will just tag him wicked
Smh
Please don't say that... No matter the reason. What kind of fucking reason. He has no right
No lady should ever take domestic violence like child's play physically or verbally. Know your worth n when to stop the bullshit.
Romance / Re: Car Dealer Exposes Slay Queen Who Is Ready To Offer Him Sex For ₦12M Naira Car by cheftea: 2:32pm On Sep 27, 2018
Are u really mad. grin I like his reply
Romance / Re: Lady Breastfeeds Her Boyfriend In Bar (Photo) by cheftea: 2:22pm On Sep 27, 2018
This one off me Biko.... Ahhhhh
Crime / Re: Health Worker Uses Hot Knife To Inflict Wounds On Her 14-yr-old Housemaid. Pics by cheftea: 2:15pm On Sep 24, 2018
If u can't takia of this kids as ur own Biko... Leave them alone. This is broad daylight witchcraft.
Celebrities / Re: I Feel Like Committing Suicide - Kokun Foundation by cheftea: 12:37pm On Sep 24, 2018
No matter what I go thru... I always sing to myself.
Suicide is not an option
Suicide is not an option
Suicide is not an option
Suicide is not an option
Suicide is not an option

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Religion / Re: Rev. Father Collins Ekpe Dies Inside His Room In America. Photos by cheftea: 11:11am On Sep 24, 2018
RIP
Health / Re: How Imported Milk Is Killing Nigerians, Africans - Aroms Aigbehi by cheftea: 10:54am On Sep 24, 2018
Palm oil milkyyy.
Nigeria need help.... Imported milk kee u there.
Please where is my cowbell self... grin

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