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Illusion |
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Chai. Wetin my people do u 3 Likes |
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A very big yes 5 Likes |
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Poem written by proffesor niyi osundare |
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My Lord Please tell me where to keep your bribe? Do I drop it in your venerable chambers Or carry the heavy booty to your immaculate mansion Shall I bury it in the capacious water tank In your well laundered backyard Or will it breathe better in the septic tank Since money can deodorize the smelliest crime Shall I haul it up the attic Between the ceiling and your lofty roof Or shall I conjure the walls to open up And swallow this sudden bounty from your honest labour Shall I give a billion to each of your paramours The black, the light, the Fanta-yellow They will surely know how to keep the loot In places too remote for the sniffing dog Or shall I use the particulars Of your anonymous maidservants and manservants With their names on overflowing bank accounts While they famish like ownerless dogs Shall I haul it all to your village In the valley behind seven mountains Where potholes swallow up the hugest jeep And Penury leaves a scar on every house My Lord It will take the fastest machine Many, many days to count this booty; and lucky bank bosses May help themselves to a fraction of the loot My Lord Tell me where to keep your bribe? My Lord Tell me where to keep your bribe? The “last hope of the common man” Has become the last bastion of the criminally rich A terrible plague bestrides the land Besieged by rapacious judges and venal lawyers Behind the antiquated wig And the slavish glove The penguin gown and the obfuscating jargon Is a rot and riot whose stench is choking the land Behind the rituals and roted rigmaroles Old antics connive with new tricks Behind the prim-and-proper costumes of masquerades Corruption stands, naked, in its insolent impunity For sale to the highest bidder Interlocutory and perpetual injunctions Opulent criminals shop for pliant judges Protect the criminal, enshrine the crime And Election Petition Tribunals Ah, bless those goldmines and bottomless booties! Scoundrel vote-riggers romp to electoral victory All hail our buyable Bench and conniving Bar A million dollars in Their Lordship’s bedroom A million euros in the parlor closet Countless naira beneath the kitchen sink Our courts are fast running out of Ghana-must-go’s* The “Temple of Justice” Is broken in every brick The roof is roundly perforated By termites of graft My Lord Tell me where to keep your bribe? Judges doze in the courtroom Having spent all night, counting money and various “gifts” And the Chief Justice looks on with tired eyes As Corruption usurps his gavel. Crime pays in this country Corruption has its handsome rewards Just one judgement sold to the richest bidder Will catapult Judge & Lawyer to the Billionaires’ Club The Law, they say, is an ass Sometimes fast, sometimes slow But the Law in Nigeria is a vulture Fat on the cash-and-carry carrion of murdered Conscience Won gb’ebi f’alare Won gb’are f’elebi** They kill our trust in the common good These Monsters of Mammon in their garish gowns Unhappy the land Where jobbers are judges Where Impunity walks the streets Like a large, invincible Demon Come Sunday, they troop to the church Friday, they mouth their mantra in pious mosques But they pervert Justice all week long And dig us deeper into the hellish hole Nigeria is a huge corpse With milling maggots on its wretched hulk They prey every day, they prey every night For the endless decomposition of our common soul My Most Honourable Lord Just tell me where to keep your bribe. * Large, extremely tough bags used for carrying heavy cash in Nigeria ** They declare the innocent guilty They pronounce the guilty innocent |
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Oga ooo. Why dey come write something on top that dead man body |
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StupidYorubaFool: |
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Fyno:afonjas are afraid of restructuring. Pls explain. Don't just talk from both sides of ur mouth |
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fake news. wht yardstick is use to rate Lagos as the 5th largest city wen will Ave Anambra that export five billion naira ugu every day. Anambra even have Anambra rice. will should be the first. seriously obiano don scam us. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
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kk 1 Like |
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the problem with us (Igbo) is that we knw the truth, but we are always economical with the truth. in fact we hate to tell ourselves the truth. enough of shouting afonja wen our state is even worse, a lot of propaganda is used to cover Anambra loop holes 4 Likes |
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I knw my brother will invade this thread soon. with there dick measuring analysis. vengertime:ooo. see dis one jarking off seriously becos of tinubu. 13 Likes |
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KwoiZabo:why |
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Jibril659:pls don't mind him. pls leave him alone. he derive so much noise from any story that is against the Yoruba. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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OILSOUP:will u keep quite. see am tired of people looking down on my tribe nd calling us flat head becos of our useless tradition. a tradition dat subject a widow to all form of phycological trauma. why is our tradition backward 23 Likes 1 Share |
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k Young03:keep quite. wht is good for the goose is good for the gander. if this story is from the north. my Igbo brother will have come out with dere dick measurement telling us how the North is backward. yet we are the most hypocritical tribe in Nigeria. 96 Likes 5 Shares |
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pls don't mind my brother. wanna apologize for his myopia. wht we do in lag is to sell pure water, pirated dics, gala. we park our self like sardine into one room. like 8 in a room. we refuse to pay when our rent expire. and wen d landlord evict us we start playing the victim card, calling the landlord a tribalist 4 Likes |
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op we the igbos knw that we are the real coward. at the end of civil ojukwu left and deserted us to go and hide. yet my brother will not see that. we have forgotten how an Igbo supported abacha. we Ave always been aligning with North. 4 Likes 1 Share |
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why can't we stop talking about West. wht is our problem. am tired of other tribe calling us flat head, and we keep doing things to show our head is truly flat with little space for adequate functioning of our brain. is dere no poverty in the East. pls let us talk east. 3 Likes |
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kennylawal:we Ave thieves in both apc and pdp |
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Hardeysolution:the only people that will abuse the president for this, are my people. they can hate anything 4 Likes |
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70 years. I just hope my people and kin men will learn from this 6 Likes |
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divide9ja:keep quite. aren't u tired of them calling us flat head or OSU. yet we run to the state for business. 26 Likes |
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nice development. I always wonder why we love going to SW. I guess dis one of the reason 9 Likes |
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FKO81:wht are u saying. the OP ask a question and I answer him pls we all igbos. 1 Like |
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FKO81:u are the reason they call us flat head. we Igbo should always learn how to say the truth. 9 Likes 1 Share |
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Rjasan:yes. we are the lost tribe of isreal and egypt 7 Likes 2 Shares |
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FKO81:one question I always ask my self is, can't we argue logically among our self without dragging South West into it. pls the discussion is between igbos. the discussion have nothing to do with the South West back to the discussion. I don't just knw the reason why Anambra always think they are superior. 21 Likes |
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