nitlad: Haha iyen o le. Just tell am say you get
am HIV/AIDS. #Lobatan. Ko ju iyen lo. Im nor go only wait, im go kuku ma
troway join.

crisycent: TELL HIM YOU ARE TREATING A SERIOUS INFECTION... HIM SUGARCANE GO HIDE INSIDE D BACO SACK[b]!!!

ominisam: am evangelist samuel from from kano,call me i will pray 4 u,and i will give u verses to read.07038310882

warrikid: nigguh,I'm Adam,I aint gotta pay shit,in fact she didn't know she had to be paid to be laid.Lolz.

warrikid: Adam-the ist dude to doke punny.must be extra special.

janykute: I would like to be Moses.

toshmann: i'll be solomon

300 wives, 700 concubines . .

what more can i ask for?

k2039: DAVID

Immunity clause

babestella: Hehehehe, I just ordered my Gulf Stream 900, it will arrive the country soon, I have 2 units coming, if you are interested in one, ping me now B890012JG. It's only 65 million USD. Lol lol lol lol

Don't waste your time complaining because it will not change anything, focus your mind on your talent, and strategize how you can make 100 naira profit daily from 1 million Nigerians. Be creative, and you'll get there. 100 million naira daily. It is possible.

Billyonaire: But the private jet is not for personal use buddy. [size=18pt]I understand its for state affairs[/size] and Rivers State is very wealthy with over a billion dollars networth.

Billyonaire: Whats wrong with a State Government owning a private jet if I may ask ?

playmode: [size=20pt]ROFLMAO...........so what? You monkeys voted for him didn't you? Tomorrow you cretins will go out and vote for someone like him again once they give you guys N500 bribe. Africans can not rules themselves ,it has been proven in 40+ countries.I no longer feel pity for Africans or Nigerians,you voted so stop whining, enjoy your vote.

Maybe after another 100 years of pain and suffering ,you baboons will be smart enough to choose the right leaders.[/size]

mrlycan: Please I need your advice. I am due to present an audiovisual project to some educational institutions.

I believe it can work and help young students to read more and watch less home videos.

Please I need your advice on this. When submitting my proposal,what should I avoid.

Thanks as you comment. [size=18pt]I am a 5 year old graduate[/size] but ICT Professional. I need your encouragement. Thanks

Aladinn:

Prayer can't change a negro into a caucascian. Keep deluding yourself, Mr. Speeder.

Bimfo:
I wish ur Father Or any of ur Loved 1 was a Politician, and u wil knw the type Of Pain u get when seein this Type of Comment above from a Stupid Nigerian who Cant Be Great In Life.... #arrantRUBBISH!

nyere84: Is dis for real?? And to tink i lost my own virginity for just a cup of garri. What a mistake.!!! ** crying rite now**

Policewoman: Come, why are you guys parading the picture of my boss, DSP Ngozi Braide? I go arrest person o! As for this story... Hmmm... Something doesn't add up. Anyway i dey come make i finish to interrogate one suspect.