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Literature / Re: Choices by chidebem11(m): 4:27pm On Feb 07, 2017
Oga Solo, uv brought me out of ghost mode.. Trust me wen i say it's really hard to do that, but abeg if u fit dey update regularly i go happy die. Lovely story mehn..
Religion / Re: Only Tithe-Payers Are Qualified To Receive Blessings - Oyedepo (Video) by chidebem11(m): 8:58pm On Dec 20, 2016
Paying tithes was never a law from God to man, God encouraged us humans to help one another by giving. Jacod was the one that promised God a tenth of whatever gave him... Genesis 28 vs 22. God doesn't need your tithe, he needs your heart of giving, greedy pastors that lie in the name of God need your tithes to enrich themselves. Stop enriching them and help those in need.

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Literature / The Secret Pastors Don't Want You To Know by chidebem11(m): 2:20pm On Nov 27, 2016
While growing up, a lot of us were told that the first male and female on earth (Adam and Eve) were sent out of the garden of Eden because they disobeyed God and ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Well i also believed that, but recently, while i was going through the bible, i found this passage: Genesis 3 verse 22, which says " Then the Lord God said, " now the man has become like one of us and has knowledge of what is good and what is bad. He must not be allowed to take fruit from the tree that gives life, eat it, and live for ever," so the Lord God sent him out of the garden of Eden and made him cultivate the soil from which he had been formed."


Now, if you read from verse 14 to 21, you would know that God had already given out his punishment for their disobedience, and then drove them out so that they couldn't eat from the tree of life and live for ever, from this passage, you should be able to understand that the only difference between humans and heavenly beings is that they live for ever and we don't. Except God though, because he is the supreme Being and our creator, don't forget that God said " Now that man has become like one of us".


Humans go to pastors and other "spiritualist" seeking for answers and solutions to their problems, there by forgetting one very vital thin, which is we are all gods, and capable of doing anything we want. Pastors and their kinds know this but they will never tell you because you won't keep going to them and enriching them. If you doubt me, take a look at what man has accomplished against all odds, and using less than 10% of his brain.

Try imagining humans being able to use 20% or even more of his brain, if u can't get a clear image, go watch the 2014 movie Lucy and if you get the clear image, you will be able to understand that the visible difference between man and God is that God probably uses 100% of his brain. I'll end by saying we are all gods, and are capable of doing a lot more.

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Literature / Re: An Addict In Ghana- ( Story Based On True Events ) by chidebem11(m): 10:58am On Nov 05, 2016
Ghost readers, abeg show some love ooo, u suppose knw say ur commenting shld be appreciating and not stagnating like the Nigerian economy for the TORI to be furthering.

Update coming right up
Literature / An Addict In Ghana- ( Story Based On True Events ) by chidebem11(m): 8:16pm On Nov 04, 2016
Do Not Judge Others Based On Your Own Limitations
There Is No limit To Human Capabilities


Warning:
This story or lemme say autobiography is rated 18+, and it's by no means a medium to promote drugs, violence or other immoral activities.
The characters or activities portrayed by the author is protected by his personal copyright laws and should not be recreated in real life, as they can be dangerous to your health.. Readers discretion is advised. grin

Note: As this is a story that really really happened, the names of the characters have been changed to protect their identities, and also, am a novice in writing, so please criticize with love. As i am a very fast learner, i know i will get better wink.




Chapter 1
`Am just here in my dark room- unclad and alone, door locked, windows closed, high as a kite with my jumbo between my thumb and my index finger, listening to my favorite playlist which contains mainly trap music, I guess y’all know Desiigners Timmy Turner, mehn! That’s my jam, I really love that boy, can’t still believe he’s only 19, a little J.cole is always needed to spice things up a lot more, so I added his album to the mix. Speakers are so loud, I can barely hear my own thoughts, trap music gives me the ability to connect with my celestial abilities, especially when am high.


Shi*t I just realized I have been staring at the ceiling for close to two hours now, or is it two minutes, maybe thirty minutes, I really can’t tell time anymore. I wonder what I hope on finding by starring at the ceiling for so long, maybe am just tryna seek the face of God, things are really happening back in Nigeria that only God can explain, or have I started skipping.. Naaa, that can’t be, this is just my second blunt and I haven’t even finished it yet. Damn, where did Wapin get this high from, this sh*t was certainly planted by God himself no other explanation, I wonder why he created the plant, I guess it’s to give humanity an advanced sense of reasoning.


I just hope my President could just roll up and light a joint, maybe my country would be in a better shape than it is right now, naaa..! His health can’t handle it, that’s why av always said,” that the youths should be given a chance to lead”, I know they will get better inspiration from good old fashion jumbo, the older leaders can’t handle it. As my thoughts kept racing at 500mph without breaks.


~Kpo!! Kpo!!! Kpo!!.. The knock on the door finally brings me back to planet earth, damn!!! I thought I left my village people back in Nigeria before coming to Ghana, how did they trace me to this place, ‘I thought’.


Kpo!! Kpo!! Kpo!!, I hear the knock again. Oh my god, am too freaking tired to get up, or lemme just wait a little bit, maybe whoever it is will get tired and just go away.


Kpo!! Kpo…. Who’s that? Am coming, I find myself practically shouting, God I dint mean to answer, it just slipped out. I keep staggering as I try to get up, am having this massive head rush that almost throws me off my feet, but I manage to find my balance and proceed to open the door.


Who’s that? I ask again as I struggle to get the keys to open the door, maybe I should wait to get an answer first, it might the those goddamn ‘Pol Pol’, those guys have been a pain in the a** of a lot niga** recently, “ na because Christmas don dey reach now, dem dey find Christmas food”, Eric, my realest gee once said, he was caught last week with just a handful of high and had to pay a wooping 800cedis,”guy better dey on real low key, cos dem no go pity u when dem nab u”, they really dint pity him cos the guy has been living off me ever since.


Finally, the door opens, oh…! It’s just Danielle, my next door neighbor that is in year 3, she’s really pretty with all the right things, but who cares, certainly not me. Am looking right at her face and she’s having this really weird smile on her face, almost as if she’s tryna hold back laughter , but again who cares.


What! I ask, cos the look on her face is starting to get to me.
Kelvin, Kelvin, she stutters,” av not seen you since morning and av been hearing songs coming from your room, so I just came to check up on you. But I can now see that uv been busy”, she said, looking down just a little, but it was enough for me to understand.


Holy sh*t..! What da…. av been unclad, I came to open the door without at least putting on a short, what the hell is wrong with me? Am I going crazy.

Well thanks, I manage to say, trying to act all composed. God knows am freaking out right now, but I can’t let her notice.


‘You are welcome’, she said with a smile, but I can bet she’s tryna act composed too.


I should be going back to my room now, she said, maybe trying to get my approval or something, god knows I just wanna go back to my room, I really dint care what she thought or what she wanted to do.


Ok, I manage to say, still trying to act composed.


As she’s about turning to leave.


My A.C has been on since morning, so that explains why, I said while looking down at my normally big boy, but now looking like a small boy.


She smiles,

Oh..! I get, she said, well goodnight.


Goodnight, I replied as I turn back to my room.


Oh my god..! What just happened, am I this wasted? Where did Wapin get this from? Tha ni** shouldn’t come to my house with this kind of thing again,or am I getting soft.



Hello guys, am going to be updating regularly.. pls don’t forget to comment.
As I said earlier, am really a novice writer, so pls pardon my errors and criticize with love, I know I will get better.

Deuces
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 5yrs Said She Is An "EMERE" And I Dont Know The Meaning by chidebem11(m): 4:45pm On Nov 03, 2016
fellis:


lmao grin
no be every girl o, with that mentality you might not easily find a girlfriend
We are still dating oo, to break up dey fear me die.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 5yrs Said She Is An "EMERE" And I Dont Know The Meaning by chidebem11(m): 10:12pm On Nov 02, 2016
fellis:

How do you know if you meet one?
Really there is no way of knowing, not even a single clue. Every girl now is a suspect to me

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Webmasters / Re: I Need A Professional Web Designer In Lagos by chidebem11(m): 9:02pm On Nov 02, 2016
laideogunjobi:
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Call or whatsapp: 08063718360
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 5yrs Said She Is An "EMERE" And I Dont Know The Meaning by chidebem11(m): 5:03pm On Nov 02, 2016
greatwhite:
otipoju well said.


OP in order to harvest or enjoy their good side in marriage you have to be spiritually powerful (pastor/imam/idibia/babalawo). If you are spiritually weak she would not last with you. She might just die or remarry.

OP you can not breakup with an emere unless she wants to end the relationship herself. If you wish to know more ask your spiritual leader.
Bro pls i want to knw if avin other sexual partners wuld av any negative effect, because i do av while am in school and i tell her most of them and she is usually cool with it since we hardly see each other.
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Professional Web Designer In Lagos by chidebem11(m): 3:05pm On Nov 02, 2016
SeunLanLege:


I stay in Lagos, whatsapp me : 08023778059
thanks i will contact you
Webmasters / I Need A Professional Web Designer In Lagos by chidebem11(m): 8:23am On Nov 02, 2016
I need a professional web designer in Lagos to design a professional website forum.

NOTE: PLS you should be able to bring my imagination to a reality
Pls drop your contacts and i will contact you and pls no scammers.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 5yrs Said She Is An "EMERE" And I Dont Know The Meaning by chidebem11(m): 12:39am On Nov 02, 2016
PureWays:
Lol.


Op, no. disrespect meant but o think you're seeking cheap attention.

It's very cheap.
if am seeking attention, i will look for a better way, no disrespect too, ur attention doesnt put money in my pocket. i just need real advise and naira land seems like the best place to get it. thanks tho

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 5yrs Said She Is An "EMERE" And I Dont Know The Meaning by chidebem11(m): 12:34am On Nov 02, 2016
Hustlerlomo:
Guy run for ur life....

As per the outside country wey u dey no forget say Contonu, Ghana, Togo, na outside the country too ooo grin grin grin
grin so far u cross boarder all na outside the country grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 5yrs Said She Is An "EMERE" And I Dont Know The Meaning by chidebem11(m): 12:26am On Nov 02, 2016
otipoju:
Emere or Omo- omi is a Yoruba term for individuals who are possessed with Marine spirits.

Then Marine spirits themselves have their origins in the angels who left the heavens to come and sleep with the beautiful women and because their descendants were hybrid, they did not die from the flood, they were submerged underneath the waters where they still have their kingdoms.

Some ladies are aware of their powers while many are not.

They individuals themselves are generally harmless but depending on how benevolent or malevolent or jealous their possessing spirit is, they can bring much blessings or hard luck to their human partners..

They are different from witches whose only desire is to destroy.

The one sad thing about these ladies though is that more often than not, they usually die suddenly in their prime for flimsy reasons.

There is nothing to be afraid of if she is good to you and you are good to her.

I have dated 3 that I know and I have a couple of friends who are married to some.

thanks bro, uv been of immense help.

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Romance / My Girlfriend Of 5yrs Said She Is An "EMERE" And I Dont Know The Meaning by chidebem11(m): 11:17pm On Nov 01, 2016
Hello nairalanders,I have been dating this girl for about 5 yrs now. During our normal lovers make out, she suddenly stopped me and then said "don't waste it", i was surprised and asked what she meant, and that's when she told me that she's an EMERE, and that am supposed to be rich by now but i keep wasting what she gives me. I am still a student and i school outside the country, and even though i see her like once or twice every year, i love her very much and i know she loves me a lot too and the thought of leaving her seems really hard. i just want to know what it means and if i can live with it because she has refused to explain further and keeps down playing it anytime i bring it up

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