Shift your book small oga, ok, ok, leave it like that.

5. In boarding school, when you see that your favorite food is on the week’s menu



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I am not even crying, its dust in my eye.

4. When you are trying to do long distance copying the exam hall, concentration at its maximum.

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Usually, the person that did this eventually lost the fight.

3. When the whole school watched you been flogged, and you have to ‘dust’ it and not cry.

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Instead of you to disgrace me, i will bite you.

2. Everyone remembers this opening move to every fight. Smell it, what does it smell like?






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The Rio Olympics 2016, have been full of drama, as expected. Drama in the audience, drama in Olympic teams, and even drama among the athletes. Thanks to the men of the press, many of these little dramas that play out everyday have been recorded with cameras for entertainment and for posterity. Nigerian students can totally relate to this:

1. When you got into a fight you could not win in primary, so you resort to desperate measures, including teeth.


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FUNAAB is easily one of the best universities of Agriculture in the country. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

The Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, Ogun State, or FUNAAB, (FUNAAB) was established on 1 January 1988 by the Federal Government when four universities of technology, earlier merged in 1984, were demerged. This led to the creation of the first two universities of agriculture in Abeokuta and Makurdi.
On the same date, Professor Nurudeen Olorun-Nimbe Adedipe was appointed the pioneer Vice-Chancellor of the university. Professor Adedipe officially assumed duty on 28 January 1988. For many years the date which Professor Adedipe assumed duty was wrongly adopted as the foundation day. Following a revisit to the instrument setting up the university, a council decision at its 53rd statutory meeting in June 2010 reverted the foundation date to 1 January 1988 as prescribed by the law which established the university.

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the FUNAAB post utme yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

EBSU is the pride of Ebonyi state educational system. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

Ebonyi State University, Abakaliki was founded in 1999 in Abakaliki, Nigeria.
In the beginning was the will. The will and aspiration were for the well-meaning people of Ebonyi State to have a University that would be theirs so as to encourage the advancement of learning and research, and in the long run, rewrite the hitherto inglorious history of educational backwardness of Ebonyi people.

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the EBSU post utme yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

Formerly known as ANSU, Anambra state university, and now known as Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University formerly Anambra State University is a Nigerian tertiary institution located in Uli, a suburb in Anambra State. The University was established by law No. 13 of 2000 by the Anambra State Government and has a 2-Campus structure with the main campus of the University located at Uli in the former site of the Ekwenugo Okeke Polytechnic, formally called Anambra State Polytechnic and the second campus located at Igbariam in the former site of the College of Agriculture. The law establishing the University phased out the State Polytechnic and the University inherited its assets and liabilities

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the ANSU post utme yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

OAU is one of Nigeria's greatest schools. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) is a federal government owned and operated Nigerian university. The university is in the ancient city of Ile-Ife, Osun State, Nigeria. The university was founded in 1961 and classes commenced in October 1962 as the University of Ife by the regional government of Western Nigeria, led by late chief Samuel Ladoke Akintola, and was renamed Obafemi Awolowo University on 12 May 1987 in honour of Chief Obafemi Awolowo (1909–1987), first premier of the Western Region of Nigeria, whose brainchild the university was.
I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the OAU post utme yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

Lagos State Polytechnic LASPOTECH, is really one of the best schools in Lagos state if you look past the cultism. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

Lagos State Polytechnic, popularly known as LASPOTECH is a government-owned tertiary institution located in Ikorodu, Lagos State. The institution offers National Diploma and Higher National Diploma courses at undergraduate levels.

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the Laspotech post utme yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

Lagos State Polytechnic LASPOTECH, is really one of the best schools in Lagos state if you look past the cultism. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

Lagos State Polytechnic, popularly known as LASPOTECH is a government-owned tertiary institution located in Ikorodu, Lagos State. The institution offers National Diploma and Higher National Diploma courses at undergraduate levels.

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

http://pastquestionsandanswers.com/latest-post-utme-updates-how-to-get-federal-poly-nekede-hnd-post-utme-past-questions-and-answers/

I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the Laspotech post utme yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

The Federal University of Technology, Owerri is the pride of Imo State, and easily one of the best universities of technology in the country. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

The Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO) is a federal government university in a town known as Ihiagwa about 12-minute drive from Owerri, the capital of Imo State. The University is bounded by four communities of Eziobodo, Umuchima, Ihiagwa and Obinze, Imo State, Nigeria. It is the premier federal university of technology in South East and S/South parts of Nigeria. FUTO started with 225 students and 60 staff (28 academic and 32 non-academic).
Just like other federal universities in Nigeria, FUTO is headed by a Chancellor who is usually a royal father and a followed by Vice Chancellor who oversees the daily activities of the University.
The school also has a senate which is the highest decision making arm of the University. FUTO students are fondly called Futoites and they are over 22,000. Also, FUTO has over 50 professors. The current Vice-chancellor-elect is Professor Francis C. Eze.

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the Federal Polytechnic Nekede, Post UTME yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

Federal Polytechnic, Nekede is one of the best polytechnics in Imo state, if not the best, i especially like the school, because of the focus on practical learning. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

The Federal Polytechnic, Nekede is a federal government-owned higher institution located in Nekede, a town in Imo State, South-Eastern Nigeria. It was established on a temporary site at the premise of Government Technical College by the Imo State government in 1978 as College of Technology, Owerri before it was moved to its present location in Nekede. On 7 April 1993, the polytechnic was changed to a federal government institution and was renamed "The Federal Polytechnic, Nekede". The Federal Polytechnic, Nekede offers National Diploma and Higher National Diploma courses at undergraduate levels.

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the Federal Polytechnic Nekede, Post UTME yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

Delta State University is a really nice school. Most students love Abraka, for its wild girls and stuff, but if you aim to learn, then you will really learn. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.

The Delta State University, Abraka - popularly known as DELSU, Abraka - is a State government university of Nigeria with a main campus located at Abraka, Delta and a campus at Anwai, Asaba. With the 1995 Amended Edict, now have a campus at Oleh. The University runs a multi-campus system with three campuses within a distance of about 200 km apart. Currently, with a student population of about 36,000 (in the 2007/08 session), the University offers a range of programmes from the full-time certificate, diploma and degree programmes to part-time evening and weekend degree programmes. The University offers post-graduate studies up to a doctoral level.

I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the ABSU Post UTME yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

Abia State University is a really nice school, despite the recent cultist activities that have been reported in the school, and the fact that their school fees is kind of expensive, but they teach reasonably well. Their Post UME Examinations is easy to fail and easy to pass. The key is to start preparing on time.
The university was established by Sam Mbakwe when he was Governor of old Imo State. Following the creation of Abia State in 1991, the Uturu campus of the University was ceded to Abia State; and is now known as Abia State University Uturu, Isuikwuato Local Government Area, Abia State, Nigeria. The university is organized in colleges and schools having been founded on the same collegiate system operated by University of Nebraska.
Abia State University offers undergraduate, graduate and doctorate degree; and has two campuses with its main campus located in Uturu while its College of Agriculture and Veterinary Medicine is housed by the campus in Umuahia, Abia State capital.
I have heard that the school sometimes recycles old questions, used in previous years, so i started searching for past questions, i got some really nice ones at:

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I am still on the lookout for more information about the school and how they set their Post UTME. Does anyone know the date for the ABSU Post UTME yet? Please let me know.

Thanks Guys and success in advance.

Satire people. Satire

Linda Ikeji ‘Goan’ Marry
Yes, I am going to talk about Aunty Linda. You don’t just buy a house worth 450/500/600/800 (depending on which blog you read) million naira and expect us not to talk.
A house? Not houses? One house, huge or not, it is still one house. Speaking from my knowledge of growing up in a ‘face me I face you’ house, I would like to point out with authority, that you were duped. Yes Aunty, duped. Does the house clean itself? Is it portable? Does it talk to you on those cold nights when you need a …………………………………..
Aha! Interesting, isn’t it, I never actually planned to talk about the fact that she is not married, though that has been the raging topic of discussion, never mind that we are about to get the same set of saints we have had since the inception of Nigeria as Ministers, no, never mind that Boko Haram has not been stopped and may not be stopped for a long time, never mind that our girls have not yet been brought back, never mind that Titus Sardine now has just two pieces in it, no, we deemed it fit to spend the week discussing Linda’s marital status. This is really, really annoying, in fact it is so disgustingly annoying, that I will discuss Linda’s marital status.
So some very unchristian minds had the temerity to insinuate that getting married is her choice. What rubbish, as a good Christian, below are five reasons I think Aunty Linda should ‘goan’ marry:
1. She is 35 years old. Yes, Old cargo. She needs to get married soon, or no man will want her again. And that is the worst thing that could happen to any woman. In fact, I have heard that not getting married leads to a disease, I cannot recall the exact name, but it is really bad.
2. The beauty/crown/life/social acceptance of a woman is her husband. Yes, any woman who is not married will eventually turn ugly, no matter how beautiful she is, look at Oprah for example, very ugly. And this other women, can’t remember their names. All old and ugly and sad due to their lack of husbands.
3. If you don’t marry, you cannot have children. Another priceless Nigerian truth. I think there is something called adoption, and another called IVF, but I do not know how they work yet, and frankly I think children gotten through any other means apart from sexual intercourse between married couples, are children of the devil, and will not do well in life. Therefore marriage is the only answer.
4. She needs a man to take care of her. Imagine all that wealth and power in the hands of a woman. God forbid, she cannot possibly manage it on her own, no, she needs a man to take care of her. She needs to sign over everything she has on the night of the marriage, so the man will not feel intimidated.
5. I am hungry.

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