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Programming / Programmer / Web Developer At Your Service by chim14(m): 11:42am On Apr 28, 2020
Need a developer for your projects, contact below:

Note:
Am not the regular hungry & broke developers that do stuff at stupid prices. So If you contact me, ready your pocket.

Only serious people should contact not people just talking about their dreams or visions of app they want to build in 2080 (Don't know why lots naija people are not serious when it comes to tech). If you are like this or a confused individual or looking for cheap pay but premium work, plz don't bug my line, go to fiverr.

Also Don't contact me if it's a Yahoo Yahoo fraudulent app you want to build. Am not into that shit.


https:///+2348050447507
Programming / Re: Get This Module Done And Get Paid by chim14(m): 2:17pm On Apr 27, 2020
werthy:
I want a registration page

With a backend that enables me see the information of all students

Each registered students is first of all sent a code via an SMS API

And email

The code is unigue per student

This code is then used to complete a registration process on the site

A final registration email containing information regarding the student registration is then sent to the student again

I want this done with php


Give me your charges

Not

For trust sake

We can use an escrow...because I expect this job to be done well enough before payment






Do not contact me if you are a biggenner in php or just here to waste time

Lol, Payment before work, na real escrow, go to upwork or fiverr paste your work not nairaland.
Romance / Re: Woman Fell Into Coma After Her Boyfriend Ran Away With N15 Million by chim14(m): 10:24am On Apr 26, 2020
Abegii make una carry dis rubbish comot my front

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Romance / Re: Ladies Your Attention Is Needed Urgently? (picture) by chim14(m): 10:04am On Apr 26, 2020
A man earning 150k shld not even think about marriage let alone 60k. You naija guys stop looking at the womans money, forget marriage hustle have like 10 million naire in income, then you won't be intimated by a woman earning 150 - 900k.

Women are just like commodity in the market, you can't buy and maintain a Lamborghini with 60k salary, that's the reality forget love, women are like commodities, if you have money & you go shopping, you can buy anything you like, you won't look at price tag, you might even buy an entire supermarket.

Money is power & majority of women both great & small, good or bad are controlled by money. So as a man, don't be a goat, looking at one woman's money, go get your own.

NEVER EVER MARRY IF YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY AS A MAN EVEN IF YOUR BABE PRESSURE YOU OR YOU WILL REGRET LATER.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE COMFORTABLE AND CAN TAKE CARE OF FIVE TO TEN PEOPLE WITHOUT BAITING AN EYELID ONLY THEN YOU CAN MARRY. DON'T MARRY BROKE.

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Programming / Re: PHP MVC Model Is Complete Garbage by chim14(m): 4:38pm On Apr 24, 2020
Oga, go and learn Laravel jor. 2020 you are still stuck in vanilla php. It's because you don't know how to code in MVC, this was how I was then, b4 I forced myself to learn Codeigniter cuz all the job adverts was Framework, framework. When I got a job, guess what, it was Codeigniter they were using.

Fast forward, Laravel was trending, Codeigniter was becoming obsolete. I learnt Laravel by myself on the job, guess what? The company employed a senior developer to head the development area, and what he uses is Laravel so we were able to speak the same language.

Stop complaining & upgrade

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Business / Re: How Lucrative And Safe Is Forex Trading by chim14(m): 4:44am On Apr 20, 2020
Forex is a very, very lucrative business, but also a very, very risky business if you don't know how to manage risk or allow greed to take over.

1. It's a business where money flows like water everyday and where there is money, there are also sharks in the industry.

2. It's a business where you use money to make money and you must be prepared to loss cash at some point cuz even successful traders lose money every now & then.

Sometimes you can be lucky like I was when I started with no training, no idea & turned $200 to $1000 in less than two weeks, but luck can run out if you don't have an edge or know what you are doing as it ran out on me, happened that I lost the entire $1000 in a single day cuz of sum stupid trades I took without managing my risk.

It might take a while for an individual to master making money & surviving or having a winning edge in this business.

Finally, any winning edge you have that makes you money consistently it is advisable to keep a sealed lip over it so those "smart money" sharks won't use it against you.
Business / Contact To Build Any Type Of Application by chim14(m): 7:45am On Apr 15, 2020
You need an app, web or mobile, contact to build one. This lockdown period is the best time to engage developers to get exactly what you want.

Don't Ever message me if you are not ready or are still thinking or dreaming about creating "Facebook" with no intent to act. Cuz that's what you see mostly in Nigeria, alot of people have ideas in IT but lack the guts to push it to reality.

Only contact this number only if you're ready project wise & financially.

My blood is on fire to build something awesome, who's with me...

WhatsApp: https:///+2348050447507
Programming / Contact To Build Any Type Of Application by chim14(m): 7:39am On Apr 15, 2020
You need an app, web or mobile, contact to build one. This lockdown period is the best time to engage developers to get exactly what you want.

Don't Ever message me if you are not ready or are still thinking or dreaming about creating "Facebook" with no intent to act. Cuz that's what you see mostly in Nigeria, alot of people have ideas in IT but lack the guts to push it to reality.

Only contact this number only if you're ready project wise & financially.

My blood is on fire to build something awesome, who's with me...

WhatsApp: https:///+2348050447507
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by chim14(m): 4:30pm On Apr 14, 2020
If u watch the video of a guy fucking, it's not the girl you will pity, it's the guy. The guy is tired of Kpa! Kpa! Kpa! Kpa! Kpa!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Denied A Job Because Of Sex? by chim14(m): 4:21pm On Apr 14, 2020
With runs on the rise babes easily give sex out so far there is benefit, cash, position, possession or power. The women now will open their legs from here to portharcourt, if d man defaults in payment, the woman will now come online with a cooked up story & everyone will just believe her.

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Programming / Re: Different Ways To Earn $1000 Online Monthly by chim14(m): 11:19am On Apr 14, 2020
If they say drop email everyone will just drop without thinking.... This guy will just use your contact to create a mailing list to promote or sell u stuff.
Romance / Re: Affordable Medium Sized Fairly Used Fireman Generator For Sale by chim14(m): 4:14am On Apr 12, 2020
Gbengageorge:
This gen is relatively new, did it develop a fault?

No, no fault and it's not new it looks like dat because na Ajebutter hand I use maintain appearance all d while in usage...lol
Business / Re: Learn Forex The Right Way And Make Money Consistently by chim14(m): 4:10am On Apr 12, 2020
Gbengageorge:
The major problem people have in forex is how to avoid high impact news that can either make or mar your trade.

Meanwhile you haven't shown any evidence that you have mastered forex now, how will you convince anyone to learn from you.


To avoid high impact news is simple, don't trade before the news, trade after the noise. Placing sell or buy order before a news may help or not cuz ur broker can slip u, so better do nothing till d monster comes and goes.
Business / Hungry Thieves Rob Homes In Abuja In The Lockdown by chim14(m): 5:44pm On Apr 11, 2020
I was just chatting with my friend in Abuja, and he said some robbers rubbed an estate next to his. The robbers came with a pickup and started packing all the food in the houses both raw and cooked plus cash of course.

The funny thing in the encounter was the thieves told them while leaving that they should cook and restock the house with food that they'll be back grin grin that they should make sure that there is food in the house when come back o I just burst laugh, this lockdown period no be small thing, people are hungry...
Romance / Hungry Thieves Rob Homes In Abuja In The Lockdown by chim14(m): 5:37pm On Apr 11, 2020
I was just chatting with my friend in Abuja, and he said some robbers rubbed an estate next to his. The robbers came with a pickup and started packing all the food in the houses both raw and cooked plus cash of course.

The funny thing in the encounter was the thieves told them while leaving that they should cook and restock the house with food that they'll be back grin grin that they should make sure that there is food in the house when come back o. grin I just burst laugh, this lockdown period no be small thing, people are hungry...
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cut Your Hair With Clipper By Yourself by chim14(m): 12:45pm On Apr 11, 2020
I always barb my hair myself. The last time I went to a salon was in 2016. I have a very good clipper and I cut my hair whenever I want from the comfort of my home.

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Business / Re: Earn 200$ With Google Admob by chim14(m): 12:27pm On Apr 11, 2020
Ladylite:
Scamming naija liars. Descendants of lie Mohammad


Post picture of credit alert on your phone from Google...


Your account has been blocked. You come here to try to recover your money by teaching others this business of frustrating failures. Abeg don't let me enter you today

grin grin grin cheesy grin
Business / Re: Earn 200$ With Google Admob by chim14(m): 12:26pm On Apr 11, 2020
Fake don't mind him. What he is showing you is estimated earnings not the finalized earnings which is on another page, that's the real place to see if Google will actually pay you.

The truth is Google will catch you whether you use VPN or not I have tried it several times. They will store your phones IP and phone ID. Click from now till tomorrow, Google will know, they will either ban you by closing ur account or it will show in the estimated earning area after a while, everything there will drop down to $0.00.

Fake guy
Programming / Re: NAIRALAND: Why Are You Not Been Updated With New Features? by chim14(m): 12:04pm On Apr 11, 2020
Lordpeckxy:

Bro what are you saying.?
React and Angular slow.?
I don't think you knw waht you are saying.
React was developed by FaceBook, which we all know is very obsessive with performance, so is Google (Angular)...
Tell you this, React is one of the fastest JavaScript library,
--- quote me on this...
"You don't have bad programming languages, you only have ill-written codes written by bad Programmers who learnt Programming the wrong way."

Well while some programmers are being obsessed by esp this React of a thing, one digital marketer is or non technical is just sitting in one corner earning much more than a developer..lol.

Programming language is not important, it's what u produce with it, do people love it, does it have a mass appeal, no one cares if it's just php so far everything works well. The real business world no one cares what you use, they just want to see result.

Only young or naive programmers are obsessed or boast of programming languages, old ones don't, they just select a suitable language that fits the project, get d job done & move one. What good is a react web app with no traffic.
Programming / Re: Make Money With UPWORK by chim14(m): 11:51am On Apr 11, 2020
You will bid for work till u get frustrated. And the funny thing now is you pay to bid, it's no longer free. So to apply for work you pay upwork money.

Even when it was free to get work wasn't forthcoming cuz of high number of competition. 50 to a 100 bids on one small job.

Having an account is not the issue but getting jobs is...and if you manage to get can you do that large amount of work for very small pay like $5
Programming / Re: NAIRALAND: Why Are You Not Been Updated With New Features? by chim14(m): 3:26pm On Apr 10, 2020
I like Nairaland the way it is. What I love more is the lightness and the speed at which it loads, even less powerful phones can load Nairaland.

Some so called modern websites with all the stupid React and Angular, take like forever to load. Some it's ads that mess up the speed e.g Lindaikeji blog, Nairaland has ads but it loads very well & smoothly with millions of users....that's more important.

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Sports / ..... by chim14(m): 6:06am On Apr 10, 2020
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Romance / Affordable Medium Sized Fairly Used Fireman Generator For Sale by chim14(m): 5:31am On Apr 10, 2020
Sold.
Business / Affordable Medium Sized Fairly Used Fireman Generator For Sale by chim14(m): 5:23am On Apr 10, 2020
Sold!
Business / Learn Forex The Right Way And Make Money Consistently by chim14(m): 8:48am On Apr 08, 2020
I dabbled into Forex and I kind of fell in love with it despite the risks involved. It has a way of developing your mind to think very broadly and analytically. You see a news you analyse the effect, if dollar will go up or down.

In Forex, nothing is impossible, you can take 2k and turn it to 5k or even more.

Alot of people are scared because of losses which is true, Losses are real, but the magnitude of the loss depends on a traders greed or knowledge. If your winning trades are more than your lossing trades you'll consistently make money overtime.

My real journey in forex started in 2018, I invested $200, and in like one week plus I turned it to $1003 dollars.

But then I didn't even understand forex, I was just doing guess work.

Something then in my mind said, "Withdraw $300 first" and continue trading with the rest.

I said for were am gonna turn this to $3000(This is mistake people make that make dem loss money) On one faithful day I lost the whole money cuz I took a very big risk on a trade hoping to make big money that day but it turned out, the trade went against me cuz I didn't understand the market condition for that day.

I was a novice then I didn't really understand how the forex worked, now I know better.

If you want to learn forex in a real practical way and grab a new valuable skill. Most importantly learn also to avoid what makes for losses

PLZ & PLZ DO NOT MSG ME TO TRAIN YOU FOR FREE. IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO PAY FOR TRAINING DON'T CHAT THIS LINE.

Contact: https:///+2348050447507
Programming / Trading Forex Is More Complicated Than Programming by chim14(m): 8:29am On Apr 08, 2020
Programmers raise their shoulder like "I know React", "I know Angular", "I know Python"...bla bla bla (As a matter of fact I dislike joining the bragging band as a developer, cuz I know programming itself no be child's play)

I dabbled into Forex and I kind of fell in love with it despite the risks involved. It has a way of developing your mind to think very broadly and analytically. You see a news you analyse the effect, if dollar will go up or down.

Forex is more complex than programming because the market is very dynamic and ever changing that's what makes it so exciting.

In Forex, nothing is impossible, you can take 2k and turn it to 5k or even more.

Alot of people are scared because of losses which is true, Losses are real, but the magnitude of the loss depends on a traders greed or knowledge. If your winning trades are more than your lossing trades you'll consistently make money overtime.

My real journey in forex started in 2018, I invested $200, and in like one week plus I turned it to $1003 dollars.

But then I didn't even understand forex, I was just doing guess work.

Something then in my mind said, "Withdraw $300 first" and continue trading with the rest.

I said for were am gonna turn this to $3000(This is mistake people make that make dem loss money) On one faithful day I lost the whole money cuz I took a very big risk on a trade hoping to make big money that day but it turned out, the trade went against me cuz I didn't understand the market condition for that day.

I was a novice then I didn't really understand how the forex worked, now I know better.

If you want to learn forex in a real practical way and grab a new valuable skill. Most importantly learn also to avoid what makes for losses

Contact: https:///+2348050447507
Note Training is not free..
Programming / Re: 15k Fairly Used Three In One Hp Printer, Corona Price by chim14(m): 7:48am On Apr 08, 2020
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Programming / Re: 15k Fairly Used Three In One Hp Printer, Corona Price by chim14(m): 7:47am On Apr 08, 2020
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