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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by chim14(m): 9:16am On Jun 12, 2023
OfficialP:
It's said that women are more emotional than men, but then, why do women succeed more than men in trading

Because they know if account blow, one man will come marry them so they trade with peace of mind and a steady hand.

But we guys our hearts are in our mouths cuz we got bills to pay. If u crash no woman will come marry or pick u up.

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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by chim14(m): 7:26am On Jun 12, 2023
Omo been testing one nice free indicator on TV & it has been working wonders lets sey 90% I wish I knw about it much earlier...lol

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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by chim14(m): 7:24am On Jun 12, 2023
GarkiAccessory:

Gold is synonymous to leviathan

Am telling you grin grin I don't go near it for nw, gold don show me Shege. 99% of my losses over the years trading came from gold.

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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by chim14(m): 6:41am On Jun 12, 2023
This forex done suck person dry. One of my guys took 930k from investor & grow it to 1.5 million naira, naso the guy go trade gold and lost the entire 1.5 million in 2 days.

Trade with caution. Forex no be beans...lol But I love forex alot dats a hustle dat has no borders if u know what u're doing.

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Programming / Re: I Need A Very Nice Bitcoin Investment Script by chim14(m): 11:46am On Jun 10, 2023
These yeye 5k, 20k guys don come again...lol Go and learn to code stop looking 4 script.

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Romance / Re: by chim14(m): 11:44am On Jun 10, 2023
Just make her angry or trigger her, simple. Always works all the time esp naija babes wey like quarrel, its not hard to know who they are.
Romance / Re: I Have Lost My Erection by chim14(m): 6:43pm On Jun 08, 2023
If you're not married, kneel down & thank God you lost ur erection. Na watin man need in this time & age to stay away from women and put you energy for knack to better use.

You are there crying instead of celebrating and giving God Glory. Once you lose erection or sexual desire as a man in this time & age, you have peace.
Business / Build A Professional Business Website At An Affordable Rate by chim14(m): 12:50pm On Jun 06, 2023
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Romance / Re: Fornication Can Bring Misfortune by chim14(m): 7:44pm On Jun 04, 2023
Strafudeen:


For now food and television will be my enjoyment

Omo, dats what full my mind nw, I like food & comfort pass any woman on earth.

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Romance / Re: Selling Their Daughters In The Name Of Bride Price(pic) by chim14(m): 7:37pm On Jun 04, 2023
I might just marry one good Oyibo wen I want to get married.

After all these ones, the naija couple go start to fight & quarrel for house. The woman will start heaping insult on the husband head every blessed day like a running tap.

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Programming / Re: Why You Should Learn PHP As A Nigeria Developer by chim14(m): 7:29pm On Jun 04, 2023
The thing is Php is very easy & straight foward to deploy web solutions anytime, anyday.


And in Nigeria here, a client meets u & say he/she wants a web solution with low budget, it will be very stupid of you to go & start building with Python, Java, or Asp.net.

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Programming / Re: I Will Like To Teach Few People Programming. by chim14(m): 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2023
Lol, if u want to learn programming better go learn online, youtube etc.

Don't mind some of all these proud naija developers /programmers that act as demi gods. Bullshit.

In this era we are in, no one is a custodian of knowledge. God said in the "...last days I will pour out my spirit on all flesh...."
Romance / Re: Let Me Credit Someone Here This 5k That I Am Not Using by chim14(m): 3:09pm On Jun 03, 2023
grin grin grin grin Even people dat have will drop account no, collect problem thats what they dont know.

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Fashion / Build A Professional Business Website At An Affordable Rate by chim14(m): 11:43am On Jun 02, 2023
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Programming / Re: So If Romote Work & Freelancing No Dey, Naija Devs Can't Do Something Else? by chim14(m): 4:50am On May 30, 2023
You wey post, make u go ride keke if nothing dey. Stupid idiot.
Business / Build Your Business Website At Affordable Rate by chim14(m): 4:23pm On May 27, 2023
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Romance / Re: . by chim14(m): 4:20am On May 26, 2023
grin grin Cuz u are not used to being around women, or dont vibe with the lady in question.

It's sumtin u need to learn to outgrow. I used to be shy approachin women in my younger days but I had to learn & force myself.

In short na my job dat time help alot cuz I meet women(tall,short,slim fat,ugly,fine) every blessed day grin

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Programming / Re: Need A Java Developer (paid Task) by chim14(m): 4:08am On May 26, 2023
Lol, dis brings to memory one Java desktop gui project I did for someone here many years ago grin

Too bad I dont do those Java desktop stuff nw, everything na web based ...lol

Funny project though grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: What She Did This Sunday After Sex by chim14(m): 10:14am On May 23, 2023
Dis dude is so stupid. U finish sleeping with a girl, u see d girl for church & u are coming here to report. Isnt it both of u that slept together?

Come here acting like a child. A matured person will just see & bone. If the girl say she wont sleep with u nw, naso d idiot go complain again....fool.
Romance / Congo: Education Minister Impregnates Deputy, Claims It’s Workplace Accident by chim14(m): 7:13am On May 23, 2023
In a surprising admission, Tony Mwaba Kazadi, the Democratic Republic of the Congo’s Minister of Primary, Secondary and Technical Education, acknowledged having an unplanned pregnancy with Aminata Namasia.

Yet he said it was an accident at work.

In spite of the fact that they were both married, Namasia is claimed to have fallen in love with Kazadi after being appointed as the National Deputy Minister of Primary, Secondary, and Technical Education in Jean-Michel Sama Lukonde’s cabinet on April 12, 2021.

Namasia, however, was cited by a local newspaper, The Street Journal, as having refuted the story on her Twitter page, claiming that outside of her official and public duties, she has a life that must be respected by all; a right, she claimed, that is guaranteed to all Congolese by their constitution.
Autos / Build Your Fintech Applications At Affordable Rate by chim14(m): 11:56am On May 19, 2023
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Programming / Re: Can One Be A Web Developer And Software Engineer At The Same Time? by chim14(m): 11:51am On May 19, 2023
So so stupid questions on this programming section
Business / Build Your Fintech Applications At Affordable Rate by chim14(m): 7:56am On May 18, 2023
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Romance / Re: Why I'm Scared To Get Married by chim14(m): 8:09pm On May 16, 2023
Dont take women seriously, dont look for committed relationship with naija babe except na pure Ajebutter wey no dey comot house, wey eyes never open, dat one make I talk as dem dey talk am for Warri, give belle marry am sharp sharp.

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Romance / Re: Before You Bring A Wife To The UK by chim14(m): 11:46am On May 14, 2023
Den dont marry or be committed in the first place. So that if you travel one day & see Calipso, Cleopatra or Sheba, nothing hold u down u are free.
Romance / Re: I'm Scared! Can't Ask A Lady Out!! by chim14(m): 11:37am On May 14, 2023
Its easier to ask a lady out when the vibe is their.

Jst casually say lets go out to so so & so place it will be fun. If she say am not chanced twice, just forget it, she's not into u.

A babe I vibed with well many years ago, I never asked her out, na she call me say she want to visit me on Christmas day.

I jst told her dont come o, or I go give u belle🤣🤣 She say its a lie. I told her am serious. I stayed alone.

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Forum Games / Re: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by chim14(m): 11:04am On May 14, 2023
Lorayne:


Lol. You definitely losing that money

Omo, recipe for disaster. Except u're very good. Many people u see broke today had money before but its betting, forex dat took everything.

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Forum Games / Re: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by chim14(m): 11:01am On May 14, 2023
1. Pay any key outstanding bills owed.
2. Go to KFC and buy big Bucket Chicken.
3. Buy Enof food stuff & goodies to last me for 1 year.
4. Buy clothes shoes perfume.
5. Log into my brokerage account & buy TBills, govt bonds, mutual funds etc.
6. Start a small business (Very important)
7. Travel to another state for a breath of fresh air & tourism.

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Romance / Re: I Am Failure And A Disappointed at my age Advice!!! by chim14(m): 10:24am On May 14, 2023
There's no naija that dont have spiritual problems. Most is of our own making.

There are women you sleep with, ur life will just tank to the bottom.

Why they are some dat after sex, doors will just open and good things will happen like magic. After explainin ur life problems to d babe b4 sex, if she likes u she'll say "don worry money will come". B4 u know it next day ur phone will ring, business wuld start comin.

The problem is if u come chop dat moni no remember d babe u're in trouble. You will lose everything again 🤣

If u hookup & carry woman u will relate with this thing am saying.

I understand d dudes frustration sha, fighting spiritual battle is not easy whether u pray or not.
Romance / Re: OMG Angry Wife Destroys Her Husband's Car (Pics/Video) by chim14(m): 6:26am On May 14, 2023
Shey I said most Igbo women have hot temper from what I noticed, u guys were insulting me, oya nw.

https://www.nairaland.com/6916959/why-majority-igbo-ladies-women

The woman in the video na Igbo woman, they generally hv hot temper, its like one Ogbanje takes over...lol Whats the essence of getting married?
Programming / Re: Am I Too Old To Be Learning Fullstack Development by chim14(m): 5:46pm On May 13, 2023
No one is too old to learn anything. Problem with new generation naija is pure laziness.

You just sit there foolishly asking stupid questions when you have access to internet that has a wealth of knowledge.

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