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Romance / Re: I Believe In Death Sentence For Gluttons And Fat People by chim14(m): 3:21am On Apr 09, 2023
Summary of this dude is, don't be a glutton.

It's not all the time you must demolish mountian of Eba and Ewedu.

When you have a good heavy meal allow your body to digest & take it in. Stay away from food a while. If u need to eat, jst chop light snack.

Wealthy & big men don't really eat much cuz if dey do, Omo na death sentence health wise. Their food is high quality but very small potions. They use drinks or wine to cover the rest.
Romance / See What Most Naija Babes Need... by chim14(m): 4:45pm On Apr 05, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rv29OyzoQw

Omo this is what most naija babe need...lol
Romance / Re: I Have Just Lost Everything To Betting by chim14(m): 11:39am On Apr 03, 2023
Omo, I understand ur pain. Anyway it will teach you to spend and enjoy your money on yourself. Before now if dey tell you to buy 20k KFC Bucket Chicken with fried rice & salad, you'll say no, I want to be wise and save.

Now you blow a whole N215k, if you minus lets sey 30k groove money from 215k you still have N185,000 meaning you still not broke on the floor.
Life has thought me to enjoy my money, chop am well, cuz I hv experienced what you're going through.

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Programming / Re: Tech Training In Ikota, Lekki , Lagos State, Techtutorsng by chim14(m): 2:01am On Jan 31, 2023
clementcro:


What you are saying is jargon and nonsense, do you know that most bank websites are built with wordpress?
The fact that a site is built with wordpress does not make it inferior , who is teaching children of these days all these nonsense ?

Do you know frontpage? have you heard of it before? I have been doing websites since the days of microsoft frontpage, adobe dreamweaver, notepad, and the rest.

Keep quiet and learn.

I can show you a major bank in Nigeria that uses wordpress for their website, and it takes a professional like us to know.

Shut up Mr. Man! Do as dey are telling you go code your site with laravel abeg. You're not even ashamed of yourself, still coming to defend yourself making you look more foolish.
Romance / Re: After Begging Here Yesterday (my Experience) by chim14(m): 10:29pm On Jan 10, 2023
This is what you call rock bottom. Been there.
Next time, pray & somehow miracle will happen.

There is a 100% chance that begging online won't work.

Cuz nobody wants to be scammed and same people have been in similar situation in the past... Except they know you or sumtin.
Romance / Re: Beat Your Girlfriend Every Now And Then. Trust Me Women Love It. by chim14(m): 11:12pm On Jan 06, 2023
Kind of true for the average Nigerian woman espercially the ones that their mouth run like tap.

I have a married couple as neighbours late at night they argue, naso the woman voice go wan high pass the man own, b4 u knw it the man give her slap, slap. She cry small, but voice down & everywhere is silent in seconds.

In the morning things get to normal as if nothing happen.

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Programming / Re: Scraping Jiji Ideas by chim14(m): 10:28pm On Jan 06, 2023
YoungCabal:
just because there is a python library that eases the job a little doesn't mean my time should be always free, don't you agree ?

OP is clearly scraping the site for his personal business or intends to resell it, he should be willing to foot the bill if he really wants a professional job

Of course you can't do it for free now, you have to bill him well. I was just humoring on words.

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Programming / Re: Confused Between Node Js And PHP by chim14(m): 7:29am On Jan 06, 2023
Php / Laravel first den others follow

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Programming / Re: Scraping Jiji Ideas by chim14(m): 7:24am On Jan 06, 2023
YoungCabal:
why do you want to scrape data from the site ? if you are willing to pay for my time, I can cookup a solution for you

Cook up Beautiful Soup

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Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 6:38am On Jan 06, 2023
davien:
Another example.

If it's intern, one can understand with dat pay structure, cuz they're still novice or new in the tech space and one wuld assume dey stand a chance of learning from d so called IT firm. But those requirements is too much for an intern.

And d names of these companies look as stupid as the pay what's "Inbranded" . They cant even come up with a good name, let alone hire fullstack developer.

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Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 6:35am On Jan 06, 2023
Najdorf:

You are dealing with a troll bro aka attention seekers. Don't even waste your time
Thanks for the heads up
Romance / Re: Never Mingle With The Poor , I Will Tell You Why by chim14(m): 1:45pm On Jan 05, 2023
You lie. Rich men need poor men to "worship" dem & boost their ego. They use the poor to do what they cant do, & send errands up & down.

They need poor people to lick their boots.

You must remember this, most rich people are dumb as fork, esp when they got their wealth by accident. In fact they steal ideas from the so called poor folks. Wealth can dull ur senses if you dont know.

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Romance / Re: I Will Only Bleep Girls From 19 To 23 Only by chim14(m): 1:39pm On Jan 05, 2023
Before u know, you'll start to remember when you once touched money. Continue...
Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 1:13pm On Jan 05, 2023
sqlPAIN:
just take a look at the simpleton that calls him self a data scientist, or aspiring data scientist that wants to be earning 1M+ per month yet you don't know how to construct proper and correct grammar..... I spit on any one that'll hire your dumb ass.
Very big fool, do you know what I do? Aspiring what? U think am like u collecting 100k salary & aspiring for 1M in one stupid company. Useless fool God punish u. I hate people like you in tech, so proud & foolish cuz of one stupid tin u can do. Fool I will keep bashing people like u from now till infinity. Keep coming to my thread, I have my hammer..

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Programming / Re: Software Development Is Now An Oversaturated Field by chim14(m): 8:42am On Jan 05, 2023
Thermodynamics:


You are a very big fool, you don't know how to read, you cannot even understand a simple text. I posted something citing points a YouTuber made in his video and you are here talking rubbish, I'm already a software developer, talking as if you know me.

You just rushed here and responded like an illiterate, you cannot even comprehend the simple message this thread is trying to pass, I doubt if you have the logic to understand a simple code.

Dont mind him. He think success is by those bunch of rubbish tech stacks he has under the belt.

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Programming / Re: Software Development Is Now An Oversaturated Field by chim14(m): 8:37am On Jan 05, 2023
motionarena:


Lol keep giving excuses for your failure.
The field of Software development can never be saturated.

Though we have many people going into programming many will just end up with average skill.

As a quality Software Engineer who knows his onions
you can never go hungry.

I "hate" these type of software developers that talk like this. Very arrogant, the have knowledge but no COMPASS.

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Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 8:05am On Jan 05, 2023
davien:
So you'll learn machine learning with R and Python along with SQL for #100k, barely over two bags of rice in my area.. Lol..

I also saw a backend job for #50k on that same indeed, C# asp.NET backend developer with preferred experience on java too.

Dont mind them, they are all fools. They want heaven and earth for 100k, nonsense I just hate Nigerian tech industry currently. Too bad, programming is my handiwork... cant wait to retire from coding one day.

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Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 8:00am On Jan 05, 2023
sqlPAIN:
Did anybody force you? Did anyone force you to go into tech for money? Idiots.


You are an idiot and big fool. Right now, currently cuz of economy, you pick a career based on the money esp in Nigeria.

Maybe you are the one dat posted that crap on indeed, fool, God purnish u.

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Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 7:58am On Jan 05, 2023
sqlPAIN:
Did anybody force you? Did anybody force you to learn programming for money?
Idiots..

You are the idiot. Right now, currently cuz of economy, you pick a career based on the money esp in Nigeria.

Maybe you are the one dat posted that crap on indeed, idiot.

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Romance / Re: Some People Didn't Even Step Out Throughout The Whole Xmas And New Year Period by chim14(m): 11:18am On Jan 04, 2023
Me too, watching movies upon movies on my phone.
Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 9:24pm On Jan 01, 2023
Most IT firms in Lagos are just bullsht

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Programming / Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by chim14(m): 9:20pm On Jan 01, 2023
See what I saw on indeed, very ridiculus grin

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Romance / Re: Who Do I Call? My Bank Or Eko Distribution Company? by chim14(m): 4:36pm On Jan 01, 2023
6k gone. Wait till businesses open proper and go to dem physically and complain not call or social media.
Romance / Re: An Old Woman Rebuked A Girl For Her Indecent Dressing Just This Morning by chim14(m): 4:30pm On Jan 01, 2023
In Ajah, Lagos you will see most of dem wear only oversized t-shirts moving around on the streets.

Stay away from underage girls o, b4 dem come frame you & u see yourself in prison. Or better, record dem on camera & ask of their age b4 u do anything sexual so you have evidence. If they lie, its on dem.

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Romance / Re: Fear Woman... by chim14(m): 4:07pm On Jan 01, 2023
She's even fat, average looking and unattractive sef so if she run den the man shld move on.
Romance / Re: My Brother In The US Doesn't Respond To My Chat On Whatsapp by chim14(m): 4:26am On Dec 31, 2022
My dear between you and me I hate when someone does me that on Whatsapp. If I where you, I will tell him to his face instead of coming here to complain. If he cant convince me, I just get rid of the mother fukers number, period.

I have started to learn to do it to now. When ur level change & you're free, and carry people along they normally take you for granted. I know from experience.

When you chat too frequently to all dik & harry, you expose alot.

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Programming / Re: Wordpress Or Build From Scratch, Which Is It To Be? by chim14(m): 4:43am On Dec 26, 2022
Just get html theme from themeforest and slap on top of Laravel, code your thing the way you want and be the ALPHA & OMEGA

I know how to use wordpress, but I dont like it. I use in very rare cases, maybe I jam a client & what he/she has is in Wordpress....

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