why cant we walk naked all over the place,anywhere and evrywhere?

because me and your babe are sliblin!








why do u ask?do u want 2 dump her?

na wa 4 u 2,wetin u mean sef,y i no go strip 4 him,if i say make u give my money u go give me?which 1 ko b yr own sef,abeg say somethin else, jara!

i wished you never say wat you juz said now!

i cant believe wat u juz said now sha!! na wa ooooooooooo

haa!!!hollandis,wetin sef ,na so u hate my boyfrien reach?well i thank god say na ex- sha!so any tin wey him lik make him do,make him even go out with obj second wife na him sabi!

no dont want 2 witness dat






but can u represent me?

but are you not asking me now?

e, hen, wel make we 4get dat babe jare!but dat yr cousin nko?arrange her 4 me nowwwwwwwwww!as friend now u kno!

its called baby orangutang






what do loverz do behind close door?

sweety my lovely room








why must we have children?

no dear i don't double date,mess and f*ck ! i only double sleep






but why did u do it?

because they look like pet! but my doesnt!






why does gals pretends when they are inlove?

because obj became a millionaire with crimes







why is there love at first sight?

well am tired of reading evry1 post jare!

haaaaaaa! me?never i dey mad?







wwtlt,u hate a gal cos she refused 2 date u ?

wel fine jare!but u know wat ?
one handsome bobo come our office 2day and he told me he likes me sha!
but wetin u think now?hello, re u there? u re not talking nowwwwwwwww!

why do you want 2 know why?

u was juz gone home? na waooo! me av going home since oooooooo !

no am not but very excited!






why are men attracted to breast?

oh my GOD,jesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssus!IS A LIE,u kno dat galz talk

want;is somthing u re willing u have!!!

am tired of guyz wooing me!!


am tired of guyz telling me dat am beautiful

he be like say dis gal is omo igbo dat want to cop akpu and draw draw soup





but come oooooo! which kind of english u people is speaking, rather spoking,sorry oooo spake sef!

no i put on fashioned cloths!





why does guyz alwayz say galz has a chicken brain?

chuckwuma onye won the maltina dance hall,wel thank God he won cos he was the only gud dancer among d three.dat calabar chinese of a boy ibi's family ,i dont kno y he was among them,d boy body stifffffff ehhh no b small.and the judges are making matter worst by evicting d gud ones ;!but @last dat best won sha!thank God say no ojoro 4 dat 1.

yes in your father's house






didnt u tell me dat?

do i look like a fool to you?

do i look like a fool to you?

never watch that before





wwdlt u smacked a lady?

brownsilk! missing u baby!

date





Diago ( when u re mine)!