So what were you sayin

i'm sayin enough gbedu dey for Aso rock and i get IV for 2 people - Myself and any other. Can you help me feed the dogs while am away?

crazy dey worry you oh, do i look like a dog watcher

no vex. its just that i dont know whether you can adjust to society life since you been come from village

hey!! see me see yarns oo.
When did u come to lagos after all i was there when ur uncle was borrowing transport money 2 bring u down to mushin from ur dark villa,anyway its not ur fault,can we talk about something else pleasssssssse

u and who?

another person dey this line?

where u com 4rm dey Plea? abeg make u talk 2ru, u dey eavesdrop? d one wey u do b4 dem dey look 4 u 4 osodi mrkt, carry go, make i continue de yarn with my sis jere

abeg let's put this stuff on conference call, are u on xtra cool

2 many cooks spoil d broth, which one u dey?

ok, wetin u been they talk jare??

I was just saying i love the way ur name sound from my mouth,
NELLA u know jus like ella.Hope Nella can be my umbrella tonight.
What do u think sweetie?

i think u must have over-dossed on that stuff u normally take that's y u r talkin jelly

is there two people on this line or were u talking to me?

Katiegurl no be glo u dey use, abi na mtn, commot 4 line jere, make someone wey fit follow convo take ur place . So tommy dey talk like jelly now chei Nella, girl u fit rhyme no bi small ! but him 2 get rhymes for mouth, nella ella, i dey feel una guys o.

wetin you dey yarn sef

i been dey ask wetin u dey do with that fine bobo yesterday?

nella, na wa 4 u oo, anytime you see me with fine guys, na so your eyes go de roll 4 your eye socket. you de trip 4 d bobo or what?

na wa 4 u 2,wetin u mean sef,y i no go strip 4 him,if i say make u give my money u go give me?which 1 ko b yr own sef,abeg say somethin else, jara!

baybeee whats up? na wah for that guy.Tonight is our night.Will you come to the usual place?

make we change d place, my bobo don dey suspect me

My call just dey enter voicemail, wy nah?

Sorry I missed you call, am either in class, work or getting my freak on but kindly leave me a brief message and I’ll surely get back to you asap, thank you and God bless you

u tried.anyways i'm busy too,so i'll try ur line later.

I dey listen but I can't hear you. Pls send me credit so I can call you back ok?

hang on make i send d credit. _{speaks to self yeye man}

abeg make the credit reach my side.i'll call u just to get it!

u don bring winch reach here abi na hw u wan get d credit sef, down d telefone cable?

Ha! u scopin me right?Is it bad 4 a girl 2 send credit 2 a lovely boy?i can get the credit by SMS

No be only sms, u fit get am by wan, wetin u think i be? Philantrophist ? hen wetin u talk? i no dey hear u

Hello Hello,pls call me back its hard to call u from ere

so says a scrub