Omo I never knw u tapped my fon--that means u 'njoy d act 2

SHLD I LOOK 41 4 U?prettygoat/?

who be prettygoat , and wetin you dey yarn sef

@moody
wats up? I missed u o! Howz e?

@jaybaby
stil bitchin?

I dey ooh , E is fine jare

long time no see, you guys just decided to stop coming to nland

hell! hel helloo. . . what's wrong with your mouth piece. please do change it, cos i can't hear you properly. you have been promising to fix it for some time now, what's stopping you?

No tym man!-let me remove d mouth P & use d fon so we can talk very well

but i gave u some money 4 dis very mouth piece,dont tell me u hav spent it oooooo!

i have spent it. i used it to buy credit to load my phone, and it's the credit i'm using to call you right now. so please send another money for the mouth piece.

ole! you get a job

Where is d Job? pls send another monin O jare!

haba! u no dey pity person sef , i be obasanjo pikin?

I wish u were,i for no dey send u money or credit nooowwww! !but i will try send d money on 1 condition

and whats the condition?

give me a head 2nige

wot!!

i meant how was your nite baby?

u hav ask me dat b4,juz go ahead and tell me d conditons!

U ll agree to spend the night with me,+we wont be sleeping thru the night oo

I don't sleep over in guys house, why will you even say that type of thing what did you take me for sef, ma worry am not even coming to your house anymore!!!!!!!!!SHIO

U see urself i just wanted u to come over and read some cool novel oo,U jus a bad girl

i know datz not wat u meant !tommy and u av not tot of reading in my house before, i kno u more den dat boyyyyyy!

No! honey its better to read in my house its more homey,cozy and so spacious you wont know when u ll sleep off,n of course i ll just sit and watch u while u are at it

wel thanks dear ,u re such a darlyn,but sometimes oooo!but angel don't watch after angels!

hmm angels have to watch angels so that devil wont coem and devour now,anyhow it seems u bent on not coming tonight,can we take a walk?

take a walk?, so that those thugs you have hidden on the way can steal me for money making juju abi!!
Not on your life!!!

hello hello i can't hear you are you there click and laughing to myself

hey i can ear u giggle over the telephone,r u there?who is the comedian with u anyway?

oh my dear, she is not a comedian, though everything she does makes me laugh. . . _{( . . .honey stop. stop ooh please stop, can't you see i'm on the phone?)}


ehen dear, what where you saying?

I was saying why cant we hook up tonight jus to relax and rub minds u know

haba!, "hook up tonight jus to relax and rub minds "

see like my heart cut, once i had those words.

u dont hav worry over dat honey!!!,we will juz walk around,talk thing over,rub minds and hands 2geda ,look in2 each order eyes stuff like dat u knoooo!

hey thats so sweet love,i am looking forward to been with u by the beach with the cool breeze blowing ur hair all over and looking into those lovely eyes,love oozing out radaintly.
Honey hope u ll pick me up when i pass out in ecstacy