i dey kampe

Ok i willl call GLO 2 send u 5k credit now,u love that?

hello, hello , hello, glo don give me d credit, hold on make i call mummy first

I go slap u oo, answer my question, u dey run go call mummy, mummy 4 what??

How u go take slap me for inside fone?

no mind am ,maybe because she feel say because she just clock 18,she fit dey yan anyhow

Abi oo, so wetin dey with you now?

i dey pass dele jare.This your signature dey make me laugh wetin en mean sef?

nothing oooo i juz  dey wait for the credit nowwwwwwwwwwww

How many times would I send you credit in a day? Is love based on credit alone?

@ hollandis, it's give a poor man fish and he'll come back but teach him to fish and he'll bless you for eva. All couldn't enter so I had to shorten it.

No mind am jere dey look 4 credit all d time. dis one don pass teach a man to fish, na teach a woman to beg na dat one dey happen 4 hia

na hollandis be fisherman I don talk am b4 say i saw am for ojuelegba dey catch somolu fish, so na u teach am to fish. Rubie u don bless am patapata be dat o.

Hollandis make u bring ur fish for NL make we hav the long over due party

hello hello Is this amigoz
u have won 5 million Naira in the ongoing Lacasera bonanza.
Your ticket number was 419. Pls call this number to redeem your prize 01-419419

BARAWO
How much Lacasera don earn wey dem wan dash money^{click the END button on his phone}Try some1 else,thief

^{***phone ringing***}

hello tomtom, whatz up?

how's your momsy and your sists?

they are all fine, everybody sends there love

timbahama:

hello hello Is this amigoz
u have won 5 million Naira in the ongoing Lacasera bonanza.
Your ticket number was 419. Please call this number to redeem your prize 01-419419

Lmao - try again u think say na i be desperate amigoz

tommyex thx 4 d look out jere, na dis kind yeye man dey make me filter ma calls o. Wetin dey sele 4 ur side now?

I jus humble for ere o,the wind wey dey blow for lagos carry all the dust come from North,what about at ur end??Can we talk at night?MTN free calls,i wan tell u some sweet things,

^{Amigoz i jus tight jare,u nko??}

na mtn free calls u dey rely on ? make i dey up 4 midnite abi? wait mke i go sleep small wake me up wen the clock strikes 12.

12 ko, midnite ni

aha is it me u are yabbing with such zest??ok oo,i wont bother calling u but if i try ur number and find it busy as in i catch you calling those your rookie boys,I willll,

rookie boys u don dey confuse me with ur kosarugbo ni ghana girls o . So na u dey buzz me @ half past midnite? make u no call me @ dat time again o, my version of an artisit's song -

'i be sixteen years i go dey be like dis o if u call my cell o, i go tell momsie o'

Hellooooooooo, Anybody there?

Amigoz:


'i be sixteen years i go dey be like this o if u call my cell o, i go tell momsie o'

Touching your thing (as in the original song) is better than clling your cell
Nairalanders be serious.

Hmm i thot this line has been disconnected?

Well stop thinking and continue talking!

_Amigozzzzz

Hello! Hello! Nella ella is dat u! Wetin dey wrong with dis conxn sef!

Hi am hearing U am fine how U dey?

thas cool thas cool, i dey fine and you?

I dey? how val go be?

val don pass

so wetin your bobo buy for you for valentine,

u don forget say i b man? any way na roll on i buy for my girl for val, wetin u guy buy for ur guy this easter

u don forget say i b man? any way na roll on i buy for my girl for val, wetin u guy buy for ur guy this easter

U dey ask me?

b4 nko,na u na abi u dey bathroom with ya babe,as e b like say soap don enter your ear, hello hello can u hear me now