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Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by chocckidd: 1:17pm On Nov 26, 2012
pls i need help o..just downloaded the latest ubuntu and i want to dual boot it on a windows 7 pc through usb/flash drive .how do i make a bootable flashdrive?
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by chocckidd: 2:01am On Nov 18, 2012
please i need a link to download the latest ubuntu...thanks

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Education / Re: 2012/2013 Uniport Post-utme Updates by chocckidd: 6:02pm On Nov 13, 2012
Creatrixity:
uploaded all?,i think,certainly not sir..the supplementary list candidates info are yet to be uploaded when last i checked(this morn)..and you clicked on your no. In the admission list?how..its a pdf document and names were not clickable
The admission list at the e-campus link ,its at the top there
Education / Re: 2012/2013 Uniport Post-utme Updates by chocckidd: 8:45am On Nov 13, 2012
Creatrixity:
true..and i also want to know if anyone here has filled his online eligibility form..
i have filled mine,had a prolem with name b4 so i went through the admission list,saw my name nd clicked on the reg number there...if you are having probs try it like that cause i think they have uploaded all of them
Education / Re: 2012/2013 Uniport Post-utme Updates by chocckidd: 10:25am On Oct 30, 2012
otokx: passionate88

don't get your question? the sentence seems to be quite explanatory. Admission exercise has been concluded for all applicants who wrote both JAMB and post utme. The next stage will be for those coming in through the remedial programmes.
do u mean that they have finished registration for post ume admitted students
Politics / Re: Hurricane Sandy: Will Nigeria Learn From The Emergency Response Plan Of USA? by chocckidd: 10:15am On Oct 30, 2012
Okija_juju: [b]Imagine say a 'Hurricane Abimbola' is heading for Ekiti State in 3 weeks.. First and foremost;

1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prohesy the hurricane.

2. Ekiti State Governor will hold a press conference advicing the people of the state to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.

3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis. That they are untop of the Situation.

4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first land and wipe out Ekiti State then;

- Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast.

- Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage.

- Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and
Indomie)

- Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane and see how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.

- Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management.

- Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water.

- Commend the State Governor, NEMA, Red Cross and other emergency services unit for their quick response.

5. The Senate willl hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.

6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricenes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..

7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes.

8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and Ekiti State government for their poor handling of the Hurricane.

9. A thread will be launched on NAIRALAND and be put on the frontpage and will hit over 20 pages in its first 6 hours.

10. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will blame the PDP and Jonathan for the Hurricane.

11. Jokes about BOKO HARAM claims responsibility for the Hurricane will go viral on Facebook, Blackberry Messenger and Twitter..

12. Many People will change their Blackberry Display Pictures to 'Hurricane Pictures' and their status will read.. #Hurricane Things..





All this and the people wey the hurricane actually affect go just siddon dey suffer.. [/b]




Education / Re: 2012/2013 Uniport Post-utme Updates by chocckidd: 11:19pm On Oct 21, 2012
Otoxx thanks for everything o.can't wait for registration to start. BTW I reject that spirit for you IJN.
Education / Re: 2012/2013 Uniport Post-utme Updates by chocckidd: 7:21pm On Oct 21, 2012
otokx: The registration process is in phases, you can start with Admissions then proceed to Health Centre then Faculty, first of all you will need money, oh yes that is first of all. After paying filling the forms online you must pay school fees then proceed to Admissions with 1 passport, your original o level certificates for sighting, original Jamb result slip printed in color showing your photograph, for those who like changing their names especially the ladies, your birth certificate will be needed or affidavit of age declaration. Baptismal certificate needed for those who have new names at baptism/confirmation, marriage certificate and newspaper publication for those who are married. You should come with about 2H to help facilitate your online clearance. At the medical center you would be giving form to run series of tests and will be charged like 2k, about 4 passports may be required. Faculty will give you 4 folders and forms, you will use 4 passports here too, hold like 1k just in case you need to roger some people or be ready to be wait a bit.
thanks o otoxx but I meant for the people who got admission trough post ume
Education / Re: 2012/2013 Uniport Post-utme Updates by chocckidd: 11:27pm On Oct 20, 2012
Otoxx thanks for all your good work o god bless you. I just want to ask about the requirement for uniport registration so i can be prepared. I've searched the pages on this thread but cant find it. Thanks
Phones / Re: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by chocckidd: 6:42pm On Oct 09, 2012
post.email:

Which carrier are you using, and what data package? On your data package, you can download movies?
Etisalat 10 gb monthly plan
Education / Re: 2012/2013 Uniport Post-utme Updates by chocckidd: 11:21am On Oct 04, 2012
Mr otoxz..please when will uniport start collecting acceptance fee and do you have any estimate on how much it will be.thanks
Phones / Re: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by chocckidd: 10:14pm On Sep 22, 2012
Gbyte:
Have you seen the iPhone 5 pic? The black especially, it's so sexy

I've had Backstab on my iPhone for over a year now, as a matter of fact I got it before IPhone 4S came and its such a lovely game, good graphics but I can't get past one stage there, the stage where u have to destroy some ship and pirates on it, I run out of armor there all the time, you can buy it if you really want it but I don't know how it'll look on your plastic S3 though
already bought,playing and loving it on my 4.8 inch screen tongue
Gbyte:
Have you seen the iPhone 5 pic? The black especially, it's so sexy

I've had Backstab on my iPhone for over a year now, as a matter of fact I got it before IPhone 4S came and its such a lovely game, good graphics but I can't get past one stage there, the stage where u have to destroy some ship and pirates on it, I run out of armor there all the time, you can buy it if you really want it but I don't know how it'll look on your plastic S3 though
already bought,playing and loving it on my 4.8 inch screen

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Phones / Re: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by chocckidd: 8:42am On Sep 22, 2012
lynxnoon:
u mean the trailer abi? wink grin
its a game o...just heard bout 2.skyfall and backstab cheesy..testing b4 buying
Phones / Re: iPhone 5 A Disappointment Compared To Samsung Galaxy S3? by chocckidd: 12:09pm On Sep 21, 2012
coogar:

go poke a pony! resorting to which insults? what's wrong with you deluded fandroids that you cannot keep quiet for once? if you have any intelligent point to raise to counter my points, come out clear and say it, stop pussyfooting like a twerp!
firstly i am not a fandroid.i use a lumia 900 and galaxy s iii.if i wanted to buy a phone based on specs and benchmarks it would be the xperia t or lg optimus g
check them out.The funny thing is you don't seem to want to highlight the iphones greatest strenght,the os itself.javascrhpt benchmark is based on the browser and safari aint just it for me.sony xperia t is an example of how hardware and sofware have been optimised for the best performance.
benchmarks do not really translate into everyday use
P.S: Try and piece together two sentences without vulgar language and maybe you might be considered as mature
Phones / Re: Amazing Things You Can Do With Samsung Phone Or iPhone by chocckidd: 11:52am On Sep 21, 2012
with my gs3 yesterday i was downloading skyfall with utorrent while tweeting and watching bourne legacy with the pop up feature.and all this while my hotspot was on and being used by my junior bro to ping with his bb

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Phones / Re: iPhone 5 A Disappointment Compared To Samsung Galaxy S3? by chocckidd: 11:39am On Sep 21, 2012
coogar:

look at this obdurate wanker.......i dunno what a JavaScript benchmark is? kindly lecture me what it is then, bumbling oaf!!!
resorting to insults just to make up for your inadequacy....typical of people with lesser and immature minds
Phones / Re: iPhone 5 A Disappointment Compared To Samsung Galaxy S3? by chocckidd: 11:52am On Sep 20, 2012
coogar:

this is power.....



do u even know what a javascript benchmark is...obsessed sheep just posting stuff they know nothing about.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 5:17pm On Aug 16, 2012
In FFR . . . we 'air-bars' like

processed cassava!/i'll be bringing war-rants and subpoena's like process server/

get your flows off-line like you scared of cosmic rays/
cause i'll be screaming amen cause all you niggas prey/


i'll be on-lines everyday like unlimited subscription/
lines that are the gospel truth spitting the scriptures/
spit pro-verbs,i only par-ables..dude with vision can't measure how far-i-see/ kind of like mo farah you see d-effects cause i leave boys sad-you-see/

like EDEN i've been here since the beginning/ bringin war and HAZARD like ROMAN's sparring/
bringing boys query(quarry)/ kind of lyk they
making A grades but you know your mark-O marin/

A-PULL foes out bringing them down cause i WIN-THOSE/
island of rap nigga i'm surrounded by the flow/
d game here is sh.it..waste in a restroom/
you want 2 reach and smell my money nigga get ur own s-cents/
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 11:54am On Aug 16, 2012
shout out to all da dope heads...morning quickie

Marine issues . . . watch when I'll
wed . . . nigga thats a marry-time/
rocking paramount watches so i guess its prime time/
without commiting 'crimes' niggas feeling 'the-tension'/ it's lyk i blocked these dudes on 'twitter' cause their rhymes aint worth a mention/

my flows ACIDIC these boys can measure up to me in PH/
cause A-BAR roads and throw up flows like too much lines CHOP-BAR/they like bus stops in ph cause all their fame is 'RUMUORS'/
if that 1st ph line was not enough brain i gave them '2-more'/

my tracks repping naija bt similar with 'arsenal' cause i always 'sell'/
that why your girls love me..in the club her hips sways well/
make sure her pus.sy gets more hits than viral clips on youtube/
leave her confused and hor.ny after fuc.king her in the as.s without lube/

boys claimin they HOT nd FLY but their ABSOLUTE TEMPERATURE is just ABSOLUTE ZERO plus they are not far-in-height/
sky high see me only in peaks/pics(olympics)/
getting these dudes vexed so i guess all they rep is PARAlympics.
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Phones / Re: Cosmic Ray: Did You Switch-Off Your Phone Last Night by chocckidd: 11:00am On Aug 16, 2012
Il Capitano: Keeping my fingers crossed and waiting for Cosmic Ray parts 1&2 courtesy Nollywood.
loool...cosmic rays,the genesis
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 9:37pm On Aug 14, 2012
Before they spar me. . . they better
'man well'. . . Neuer!/never man well i don't do g.ay studs cause lyk thor i rep 'asguard' ih here/the truth is boys here are 'g.ay' nd can only take second place/cause when i 'bolt' its lockdown closed case/

its dat dope boy reppin ph nd gidi/dudes in here jst forming agidi/but they all know i rhyme versatile/leave ur lines on d floor lyk ur verse-a-tile/

and you know i'm never faking son/lyrically leave boys 'full-a-clips' like the moon blocking the sun/we know they were good at wordplay once a 'pun' a tym/bt lyk scrabble all they do is play words when they hear my rhyme/

so beta don't think of 'elevating if u step to me/leave ur underage line needing care...nursery/
the next line should end the discuss/cause niggas know i've got the tightest delivery since the birth of jesus/.
Education / Re: Computer Science Students And Graduates, Lets Meet Here. by chocckidd: 5:02pm On Aug 14, 2012
hi...i'm david ucheagwu.i just got admission into uniport to study computer science.pls i would like to know the courses i would study and if possible tips and advice about the course..thanks in advancd
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 10:29pm On Aug 11, 2012
'just bi.tching back and forth about respect and your old game you just whine/
To disrespect you I would have
had to had respected you at
some time/ I never did and don't
care tell your girl to come up for air/ put her
money where her mouth is guess my di.cks a millionaire/treat her like
da back of da car and just bumper
(bump her).. sticker. (stick her)/keep talking and Youll get pis.sed on like pregnacy
test/When i battle niggaz i make them feel
awkward
because they never been used to all dese sick
words/cuz when i battle you see its RAW
spelled forwards and backwards/Have NL dudes more gone than
Freeman/Split your skull and peel it back/
have you laid in the casket, like a
necrophiliac/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2012
I'm a weapon that fires
Lyrical projectiles. with no mercy
I'm cold blooded like reptiles.
Touch a pregnant bi.tch and make her
give birth to a dead child. Every time I flex styles
Niggas vacate the premises and
become exiles.
I manufacture rhymes like textiles of
x-files.
And lighten juveniles .Living life with no purpose.
Organize a army that will make the
devil's nervous.
Competition is worthless
Like the electoral vote.
If you provoke I'll break your motherfucking neck in a yoke.
Your better off throwing your shi.tty
life away sniffing co.ke
My technique will choke you into a
spiritual state.
And it will take a lake of hydrochloric acid to soften this
I'll fake your parents suicide and kill
you in the orphanage
But I inspire ideological
metamorphosis
Stop talking sh.it or I'll make your existence a memory
So you can have me frozen
cryogenically for centuries
But I'll break the ice if anyone on the
planet mentions me
I'll burn a hypocritical flag intentionally Explosive. revolutionary
Chemistry's my destiny.and most niggas don't know what rap meant.biting like they got a speech impediment.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 11:21am On Aug 11, 2012
k guess fins r heating up in here/came a'cross bars' dat make 'ballers' cringe in fear/couple of wack dudes dat claim they rhyme the best/bt 2 me they jst trying to hit
reset, knee deep in debt / Trying to
figure out how to feed a mouth that
ain't got teeth yet./bt me I end
careers, years, pierce ears fierce with
spears / They say I'm gifted, get lifted like the beers in cheers/I'm the
verbal-spit Smith Wesson / I unload
with sick spit, the quick wit could split
a split-second/teaching y'all a thing or 2 about multies/open windows breaking doors nig.gas know i'm off the hinges/my brain
races to create these lyrical mosaics
like paintings / To me a record store
and art galleries are merely the same thing/dudes be telling us about their past bouts/the only time your 'fans' support you is when ur AC is out/so quit the bickering back and forth and drop something new/original/cuz with these old bars and weak sh.it/you 'cu.ming' up short lyk masturbatin midgets.
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 11:45pm On Aug 05, 2012
shout out 2 legends here got me feeling like am among royalty.nd all dose droppin weak bars lyk small edge if u knw hw bb be.newbie be on d block kipin it on lockdown.ave bin in nd out of dis chamber kinda lyk glock rounds.dropped a couple of 'poo tins' still aint no 'rush here'.lifting spirits 'jack' flows leave em lyk human leaves needin 'wheelchair'.d way i shine 'more ray' 'and d' boy be gold.nw u can 'roger' dat bringing in a new 'fed era' cause uve bin givin flows in 'vain' too starved nd weak for me cause 'a trea't rap lyk lyf too seriously.rockin tees nd fly kicks liu kang gat nothing on me.nd i'm coming for you all lyk ur givin me head.neva been sum body parts me am always 'ahead'
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 11:20pm On Aug 05, 2012
ThePrekky:
like seriously. . . .i should reply THAT?? Prekky e aff suffer o
grin
ThePrekky:
like seriously. . . .i should reply THAT?? Prekky e aff suffer o
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by chocckidd: 5:08pm On Aug 05, 2012
am always in
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by chocckidd: 3:05pm On Aug 05, 2012
but i ain't gonna waste my time with u
snitches
cuz yall like some shorelines, a bunch of Bit.ches. Cuz I Paint a Scene like picasso,
Clean, Make it Clearer than HD Tv . shaved a.ss mah fu.ckas,
steal from kirikiri jst to go back to
jail,
its the only way they can avoid bein
called gay and still get ur gay as.s nailed.I'm so rare, battlin Chocc z like the north:
Yeah nig.gaz talk about it but they
don't really wanna go there "These homos been in the closet so
long I'm gon donate them to the
SOS"
I leave you scared to drop shit like
school stalls with no doors. -
starting drama with chocckidd, god forbid
auction my lyrics on ebay, that's a "god"
for bid.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 1:11am On Aug 05, 2012
magnificinth: Chocckid do i knw you?? Are u illbreed?
nope bt i knw uchendu grin
magnificinth: Chocckid do i knw you?? Are u illbreed?
nope bt i knw uchendu
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chocckidd: 10:38pm On Aug 04, 2012
mikuz: are you in?
yes
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by chocckidd: 9:14pm On Aug 04, 2012
has anyone using samsung galaxy s ii got the official ice cream sandwich 4.0.4 in nigeria??

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