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Food / Re: Please What Are These Called? Let Me Not Eat What I Don’t Know by Chris2863(m): 11:54am On Dec 20, 2024
Are you suffering from mental illness?


You don't know that but still went ahead to buy it
Romance / Re: Why Do Witches Want To Have Sex With Their Targets/victims? by Chris2863(m): 7:00pm On Oct 04, 2024
emperor4love:
The gods and demons are Hot entities
😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 29th September 2024 by Chris2863(m): 6:30pm On Sep 29, 2024
boxypane:
Una dey see betting ticket wey Man utd don cut?
you no get S.... If you still dey carry Man U for your ticket.

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Politics / Re: Wife May Bag Jail Term For Tearing Husband’s Passport At Lagos Airport – NIS by Chris2863(m): 7:59am On Aug 13, 2024
whytediamond:
angry

The guy above claiming it's a skit should be reasonable.

Did the children also participate in the skit? If you watched the video you'll see how distressed one of the little son was.

Please be objective.

This is a case of a jealous woman scorned and bidding her time for a revenge.

She got her revenge but it's surely going to cost her a lot.

Obviously, the man has traumatized her too, one way or the other.
they are content creators. Check them out on IG
Politics / Re: Wife May Bag Jail Term For Tearing Husband’s Passport At Lagos Airport – NIS by Chris2863(m): 7:58am On Aug 13, 2024
CrownedPhoenix:
Except that we didn't see the part when she tore it, the whole video's aftermath didn't look like a skit to me.

Would anyone make a skit they can't monetize? Or is the video viral on their own page?

If this is indeed a skit, then these skit makers truly need to be regulated.
they are popular content creators. Some other videos of them are out there
Romance / Re: My Whatsapp Conversation With A Girl I Met Just Today. Girls Of Nowadays Sha by Chris2863(m): 7:11pm On Aug 05, 2024
If you had sent the money, she for ghost you ooo. Person wey no get 1700 get friend wey get flat for Dolphin estate😁😁😂

This format don cast since

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Romance / Re: This Is The Best Kept Secret For Men Only. This Is The Best Cure For PE by Chris2863(m): 8:27am On Jun 14, 2024
nonny1212:
Your opinion tho. The internet is fully accessible for ppl to make their research. The testimonies are glaring over the internet. I do my best to post testimonies from some of my clients too.

Samsu oil worked for me 100%. I can beat my chest and say without samsu oil, I wouldn't be banging 45mins upwards, no matter how hot the girl is. You apply it well till it masters your body.

I can teach you how to apply properly if you do not know how to. Send a DM if you are interested in the knowledge.

But if you insist and have convinced yourself it doesn't work, I'm not ready to change your mind either.

My clients are already enjoying full benefits with best smiles on their faces.
dey play
Romance / Re: This Is The Best Kept Secret For Men Only. This Is The Best Cure For PE by Chris2863(m): 10:45pm On Jun 13, 2024
nonny1212:
Pls say what you know. Samsu oil cured my PE. Thats why i decided to help by being a distributor. It is the best out there. It works like magic.

Maybe you are one of those that took drugs for PE and it ruined you. Dont come here and preach false gosple if you know nothing about samsu.
it doesn't cure PE egbon. Stop deceiving people unnecessarily. It's just a quick fix for PE. The effect fades after some hours. I'm not writing out of ignorance; as a matter of fact, I have a Samsu oil in my shelve as I type this.

While marketing your product, be sincere to your prospective customers

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Celebrities / Re: Fr Mbaka And Bishop Onaga Laid Junior Pope To Rest by Chris2863(m): 11:48pm On May 18, 2024
Op, correct yourself oo. That's Bishop Noah; the bishop of Nsukka Diocese. Before rushing to post, always verify what you want to post.
Romance / Re: How Much Was The 1st Amount You Earned That Changed Your Life by Chris2863(m): 8:15pm On May 18, 2024
Jaycobbs:


I'm a writer
Okay, thanks!
Romance / Re: How Much Was The 1st Amount You Earned That Changed Your Life by Chris2863(m): 7:05am On May 18, 2024
Jaycobbs:
cheesy grin

140K as a student in 300L. Money made as a freelancer. Was in class and I just saw alert, I smiled.

Used the money to get a gen and flex a bit. Never looked back since.
sorry to ask boss. As a freelancer, what area do you specialize in and what advice would you give a prospective freelancer?

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by Chris2863(m): 10:14pm On Apr 25, 2024
MMempire:
People asking what the tyres are for, should decode the guy has a car.
some guys here are just du*b

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Travel / Re: Man Escapes Death By Rope As Truck Submerged In Flood by Chris2863(m): 11:34am On Apr 25, 2024
The second guy is just foolish.
Romance / Re: This Is The Reason I Don't Approach Girls Anymore. Pls Advise by Chris2863(m): 10:00pm On Apr 14, 2024
marlow1962:
Sorry boss.
But the same way you're broke and lonely, pls make sure when everything starts working right, you won't be dying for another man's daughter.
Reason why I said that is, guys that are broke and lonely (no relationship) once they start making money, they start reasoning the biggest yansh to date, forgetting that if they were still broke, the biggest yansh won't even reason them 1%. that's a bitch ass boys move.
so, who should they reason?
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by Chris2863(m): 1:29pm On Apr 14, 2024
seunny4lif:
Iran 3 : 1 Isreali
Mad respect for Iran abeg
Some people might said Iran did not kill any Isreali military personnel, but Iran hitting Isreali from home is a new thing.
Iran talked and did it, that’s the main point.

Never did even USA military think Iran can do it.
Isreali have been killing Iranian military men in Syria but hitting that embassy was a red line.
Russia have been hitting Ukraine but never any of the embassies located in Ukraine because embassy represent a country.

If not for Jordan, USA and UK that help Isreal overcome those Iranian drones and missiles, Isreali this morning would have look like Syria.
The USA and her allies spent over 500M dollars defending Isreal against Iran drones and missiles last night.

Let’s see what Isreali will do because if they can’t hit Iran back then the world will know that Isreali military are only great against defenceless enemies like Hamas and Syria that have been at war for over 10 years, making it too weak to fight against Israel.

Modified:- some of you carry Isreali matter for head past the Israelites themselves.
Isreal, Saudi and Iran don’t care about you especially Africans.

All that matters is that Iran show some balls by launching drones and missiles on Isreali from Iran not Syria.
Let’s see if Isreali can do the same.
Cry me a river grin grin grin angry grin. Terrorist in the making is already wailing
Romance / Re: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Genotype Ended Her 3 Years Relationship(vid,pix) by Chris2863(m): 8:46am On Apr 14, 2024
Righteousness2:
Having AS or SS genotype is not the End of the World.
GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ANCIENT OF THE DAYS, THE GOD OF CHOSEN, THE MIGHTIER THAN ALL is in the Business of Miracles.

Changing of Genotype is a puff- Puff matter for the GOD of CHOSEN.
Countless numbrr of people have had their Genotype changef by the GOD of CHOSEN.
Run to the GOD of CHOSEN.
You are Guaranteed to have Your sorrows turned into JOY

Tommorrow Thursday 11th of April 2024 is Good day to Encounter the ONLY GOOD GOD OF CHOSEN.

A 1 day Encounter tilted : SHOUT! THE LORD HAS DONE IT!

Time is 8AM


Ministering Live is God's Servant Pst Lazarus Muoka.

Venue: THE LORD'S CHOSEN REVIVAL GROUND.
CHOSEN ESTATE, ALONG OSHODI-APAPA EXPRESSWAY BY IJESHA BUS STOP, LAGOS, NIGERIA.


THE GOD OF CHOSEN is not a story teller. HE is A GOD of REALITY!

If you wanna see GOD in REALITY, run to the GOD of CHOSEN.

THE GOD OF CHOSEN ANSWERS PRAYER
chaii. Is this how you lead people astray?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Threatens To Launch Direct Attack On Iran Shold Iran Carry Out An Attack by Chris2863(m): 9:30am On Apr 12, 2024
KillIgbohoN0W:
Every big nation is fighting war except Nigeria.
African giant indeed.


What does it take us to invade Ghana?
Ordinary Niger sef we can't.

I spit on this country.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you go like trouble
Business / Re: "No More ₦500 Meat": Seller Puts Out Bold Notice For Customers by Chris2863(m): 1:45pm On Apr 04, 2024
georgecso:
Haba.. what if I want to buy 1 ear?
For 500? Dey play. I bought one 2k last two weeks. very small and strong self
Business / Re: "No More ₦500 Meat": Seller Puts Out Bold Notice For Customers by Chris2863(m): 1:43pm On Apr 04, 2024
Gift96:
grin why will anyone want to buy raw 500 meat
Cow cost 700k to 1m now
Is the person buying the whole cow?
Food / Re: I Don't Buy Rice: I Process The Rice That I Eat by myself (pictures/video) by Chris2863(m): 2:52pm On Apr 01, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
The stress much o, u sure say to go buy the rice for market no go better pass like this?

dey play
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean If A Lady Does This by Chris2863(m): 9:19pm On Mar 18, 2024
She likes you nah. As a matter of fact, she's dating you even when you are not dating her.

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Romance / Re: . by Chris2863(m): 10:51pm On Mar 11, 2024
PrimeWatermark:
OP is there seller.
grin grin grin😂😂 he thought he had sense

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Sports / Re: Joshua Gets Second-Round KO Win Over Ngannou (Video) by Chris2863(m): 7:54am On Mar 09, 2024
Blackfire:
Impossible the match was rigged


How come??
impossible, that match was rigged and in the same way, you are asking how come.

This shows how stupid you are

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Abbas Ahmed: Grandson Of Hezbollah Chief Nasrallah Killed In Israeli Airstrike by Chris2863(m): 10:07pm On Mar 03, 2024
naija4life247:


What about the Developers in prisons in Israel and all over the world for drugs trafficking? How many virgins for them?
yen yen yen yen. Cry me a river

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Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Ohanaeze Commends South East Residents For Shunning Protests by Chris2863(m): 7:26am On Feb 19, 2024
Osidazz19:
Clowns grin
They are still busy sitting at home and wailing in social media.
What's the purpose of any useless protests?
wailing on social media*

By the way, cry me a river

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 18th February 2024 by Chris2863(m): 6:03pm On Feb 18, 2024
Huracan:
Who has link to watch Manchester united match online?
check afriscore808
Food / Re: See Tomatoes Of #300 My Wife Bought by Chris2863(m): 7:36am On Feb 18, 2024
Awise09:
Its getting too late this Saturday and I want to eat rice and source. Wife run out to a local market near our street to get tomatoes and pepper, only for her to come home with this as #300 naira tomatoes. Where are we going. Abah naija why! Whyyyy!!
I bought something way smaller than this here in Sango Ota, Ogun State for a thousand naira yesterday night (Saturday). You should be dancing by now
Politics / Re: Anambra Seals Uwa Mgbede Market, Onitsha Over Poor Sanitation, Other Infractions by Chris2863(m): 7:38am On Feb 17, 2024
franchasofficia:
I also remember when Canadian Prime Minister did the same thing in 2022, Igbos said its because Canada hate Igbos and Biafra shocked
rest boy
Politics / Re: Anambra Seals Uwa Mgbede Market, Onitsha Over Poor Sanitation, Other Infractions by Chris2863(m): 7:37am On Feb 17, 2024
muykem:
I remember Lagos state did thesame thing last year but it was criticise on social media.
criticized!.

If you must be tribalistic, at least learn how to write a comprehensive sentence.

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Crime / Re: 400-Level Ogun Varsity Student Commits Suicide by Chris2863(m): 7:48am On Feb 07, 2024
nairalee:
As life gets easier men get weaker
olodo, read.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by Chris2863(m): 7:10pm On Feb 04, 2024
KingDash09:
I go carry you follow body
yen yen yen

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