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 Celebrities / Re: "Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts"-Charles Novia by Chris95(m): 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Only God can explain what he put in d A$$ dat mesmerizes we men  ...I dnt undastand hw sumfn dt releases unwanted materials kuld b so wanted.  1 Like |
| Music/Radio / Re: I Am The First Nigerian Artiste To Make Money From Rap Music - Ruggedman by Chris95(m): 4:01pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Ok..we af hear. |
| Religion / Re: A Medical Doctor Verifys And Confirms 10 Cases Of Faith Healing by Chris95(m): 1:06am On Nov 17, 2014 |
Some pple develop shaky feet when even their almighty science starts pointing towards the existence of a supreme God. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: External Reserve And Debt Under Obasanjo, Yaradua And Jonathan Administrations by Chris95(m): 7:00pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
If u ask me Obasanjo did more looting dan anyoda administration.... did u knw dat during his tenure dia was a tym USA came and bought crude oil worth over $100 billion dollars 4rm Nigeria and dat was when Nigeria's external reserve shot up, pls take note...its nt as if he did any magic. And he ended leaving $45 billion dollars I wonder wat happened to d oda $55 billion dollars :/ |
| Politics / Re: External Reserve And Debt Under Obasanjo, Yaradua And Jonathan Administrations by Chris95(m): 6:03pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
blackborn7:You are d greater fool..no offense intended. Bt pls stp talking like an e-diot. Were pple nt buying tins in d past administrations? did pple stp buyn tins in south africa dat made Nigeria's economy surpass theirs? D innovation and invention ur talking abt nids a conducive environment to thrive and dats wat d govt brings. pls give crdt wia credt is due. Its nt easy to b the biggest economy in Africa 3 Likes |
| Education / Re: Most Difficult Universities To Make First-Class In Nigeria? by Chris95(m): 8:16am On Nov 04, 2014 |
ValentineMary:R u d valentine mary i knw?? D one in bch? |
| Romance / Can U Marry A Victim Of Acid Burn?? by Chris95(m): 5:30pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
I was watching a program on Aljazeera dis mawnin, it was all about d suffering dat women who are poured acids undergo, d way their lives are changed and d stigmatization and feeling of inferiority complex that they have to pass through...it was so touchn and i really felt bad 4 dem like dats literally d worst tin u can do to some0ne. I cnt imagine sumone pourin acid on my face nd spoilin my luks I dnt evn knw if I can Live wit d feeling nd stigma. And all these gurls are young and unmarried ladies. And most of them were really pretty b4 d incident bt now they have bin scarred 4 life and barely look human talk more of pretty. So i felt lyk asking u guys-nairalanders- does anyone really deserve to b poured an acid? What on earth will make sumone pour an acid on their fellow human being?? and most importantly can u marry a woman who is a victim of acid attack?? If ur answer is No, what if she has a good heart and a good behaviour...and everytin u want in a wife?? |
| Romance / Re: Code And Conducts For The Side Chic(s). by Chris95(m): 12:50pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Wat abt those of us dat av two main chicks?  |
| Family / Re: Why Naija Men Hardly Forgive A Cheating Partner. by Chris95(m): 11:06am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Cheating...i cnt even live in d sem house wif a woman hu does dat to me aslong as am capable of satisfying ha!! Y shuld she choose sum1 else's tool ova my finely crafted heavy equipment!!  ... I wuld jux go on a cheating frenzy!! |
| Romance / Re: My Relationship Dilemma, I Need Your Advice by Chris95(m): 9:52am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Hypocrites everywia!! Y'all r in no position to judge ha...hw many of u can kum out n swear dat dey neva had a gf/bf in d university. Shez an adult nd its ha lyf! If u dnt av any useful advice 4 d lady den dnt boda commentin. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by Chris95(m): 7:52pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
Y are y'all blaming GEJ...did he carry d moni himself in suitcase nd walk into SA.. yes he is d preisdent but dat doesn't mean he does/ gives order 4 everythin dat goes on in d country.. 4 Bleep sake hes jux one man outta a hundred nd seventy million people. Mayb u shuld blame GEJ wen nxt ur car breaks down. |
| Celebrities / Re: I’m No Longer Interested In N25m Compensation - Baba Suwe by Chris95(m): 1:41pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
I Dnt Knw Wat a baba suwe is OO...bt dat guy in dat pix luks lyk he's an imbe  ...*no offence intended* |
| Health / Re: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by Chris95(m): 10:19am On Oct 02, 2014 |
fajani: you must obey Nigeria, Obama you must obey Nigeria, obey, obey obey you must obey Nigeria...Lol...u b witch?? |
| Romance / Re: Signs That You Are In The Friend Zone And You Dont Even Know It! by Chris95(m): 9:13am On Oct 02, 2014 |
Its quite simple...if u dnt want to b friend zoned try to b mre flirtatious dan friendly wif d gurl..dat way she gets to knw dat u actually see ha as mre dan jux a friend. But, its nt so bad to b in d friend zone of some gurls if ur smart u can turn it to ur advantage..u can get to knw hw gurlz tink nd undastand d woman physiology beta. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Google Celebrates Nigeria's 54th Independence With A Doodle [PHOTO] by Chris95(m): 2:40pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
clitlicker: Why yoruba go carry last na lol...its nt a race na. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by Chris95(m): 1:55pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Sarimah: if u say so..drop urs then |
| Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by Chris95(m): 11:53am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Sarimah: r u sure u need it? Its too dangreous I dnt mind as long as its urs...by d way Danger is my middle nem |
| Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by Chris95(m): 9:52am On Sep 30, 2014 |
Sarimah: na needle I geht.. Na dat one beta pass sef....can i av ur needle?? |
| Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by Chris95(m): 5:04pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
Sarimah: u can start now..I don't mind Baby i want to mek only u laff...i dnt want dese oda pple sharing d laffta wif u. Can i geh ur pin?? |
| Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by Chris95(m): 2:36am On Sep 29, 2014 |
Sarimah: I sooo love funny guys Damn!! ur fyn...i dnt mind mekn u laugh all my lyf |
| Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by Chris95(m): 12:37am On Sep 27, 2014 |
Dis is fuckn racist!! Hu put dis shit on on d front page. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: US Blocks Nigeria’s Purchase Of Chinook Helicopters From Israel by Chris95(m): 11:42am On Sep 23, 2014 |
US always has sumfn up their sleeves all the tym... |
| Education / Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Chris95(m): 1:36am On Sep 22, 2014 |
4rm all dis post we can appreciate d diversity of Pidgin English. I tink every locality its own style of pidgin which differs in a way to d ones in oda areas...evn tho dia r still some general ones dat r d sem everywia. I hope i didnt speak too much phone(English). I can stand my ground in both areas tho nd i tink dats d best. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Chris95(m): 2:01am On Sep 18, 2014 |
Hehehe.. nairaland dudes blowing their trumpet since 212BC. Well, as 4 me i dnt lyk kalin myself handsome... i let odas do dat. Bt i blv in bein fit physically mre dan facial luks...luckily i happen to b blessed wif both..2 Likes |
| Phones / Re: Instagram Users Thread-Let's connect by Chris95(m): 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
IG @Phantom_stallion . folo me wil folo bak pronto |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies For Commercial Graduates @ GSK Pharmaceuticals by Chris95(m): 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
Wat degree is needed...only those 3?? |
| Nairaland / General / Re: True Life Story: My Ordeal With An Alien/Demon/Witch by Chris95(m): 1:36pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
Kul story.. |
| Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Comic On Ebola (part1) by Chris95(m): 10:17pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
I was in a bad mood b4 readin dis trash...ryt nau dis post has succeeded in making my mood worse... |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid: Spanish Super Cup (1 - 0) On 22nd August 2014 by Chris95(m): 12:40am On Aug 23, 2014 |
Upon all their big moni signings they cnt still win Athletico...moni is nt everything. Athletico puttn Real madrid in deir place since 0BC 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by Chris95(m): 11:14pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
MzPreshie: Justin Bieber actually gave me a ride to work this morning, and now, I got dinner invites from Chris Brown and Christino Ronaldo. Don't even know who to go with, anybody with useful advice here? Ditch dem both and kum wif me..i wil spoil u wif moni |
| TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie "30 Days in Atlanta” Gets 10 Nominations In U.S. by Chris95(m): 7:22pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
egbaguy: i wonder how these guys recoup their money........after spending millions making a movie,the bastard pirates are waiting,also all these online download sites are available for us to get these movies. Ever heard of cinemas :-/ |
| Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone By Shouting At It by Chris95(m): 9:50am On Aug 19, 2014 |
Tembox: This is general street madness , imaging u r talking to a lady in a cool environment ,let say restaurant ,n she just shout at her phone n mess comes out i mean a big sound from her anus due to shout,wat! Embarasing moment. Total madness U must b one hell of a messer.. |
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